Oh, did you not get enough Portal 2 Valentine’s Day this morning? Here have a little more!
Love, smashpro1 (and also Valve)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 8:18 AM
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The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you that, while emotional contact with the female of the human species can be emotionally and physically rewarding, it is also very likely to be financially a black hole.
We encourage affection to the Weighted Companion Cube over the Human Female as it offers the same level of emotional gratification, but will never ask for your wallet in return.
I lost my girlfriend to Diamonds. I only give video games as gifts now.
I'm pretty sure I'd still be in love if she let me co-operatively test her portal once in a while.
Now you're gifting with portals
The video is now diamonds!
One portal is orange.
The other is blue.
There are turrets nearby,
And they can see you.
Totally unrelated, -1 me, If you like, but I think Valentines Day is just pure bullshit. If you're in a happy relationship, every day is like a festival, am I right?
(For the related part, I still think, that Companion Cube would make for an even better gift)
"54% of women are allergic to chocolate"
Which is why men should be able to eat it all… for.. um.. the greater good of all humanity?
Poor stick woman was stuck in a dilemma – smashed by a diamond she could have needed to craft her own ALOHA* to protect her from falling diamonds.
*) Aperture Laboratories Office Hazard Armor
This video is HIGHLY inaccurate.
Everyone knows that once she finally got that diamond, a Creeper should've popped out of nowhere and exploded, causing her to drop all her precious diamond into lava!
*wondering if Shawn ever got that Valentine's day submission he told me to make 5+ months ago*
In the event of an anomalous response, the Weighted Companion Cube will be made available as treatment for your emotional fragility. Aperture Science would like to remind you that the Thermal Discouragement Beam is not a suggested response gift to rejection, but would enjoy recording the result if chosen as a course of action. For science.
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that if you vote this less than 5 you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
You monster.
So, basically:
Portal 2 = Love
<3
Portal 2 is now available for preorder?!
*Goes to steam page to preorder*
*Realizes it still isn't able to be purchased*
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Since she checks Halolz every now and then, I'll use my comment to tell my special one this:
I love you, weighted companion cube. <3
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that "Bring Your Significant Other To Work Day" also coincides with Valentines Day and is an excellent time to have them apply for a position in our Testing Department!
Can't argue with those facts…
Ooh, oh, wait! Wait! I bet I can imitate the face of at least 90% of people here right now!
Ready?
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png">
….Yeah we all kinda suck at this, don't we…
Well, for all the severely desperate people on Valentines Day, the portal gun does allow for some… unorthodox applications of your time… and body…
but their no point crying over every delay
you just keep on waiting utill you ran out of cake
Aperture Science…We do what we must because-WE'VE BEEN FANTISIZING ABOUT YOU AT NIGHT!
oh man, preorders are up? gonna get 2 copies off of steam for me and the nurse