Writing fine poetry is harder than it looks! Especially when you’re a gross floating sack, a burly Russian soldier or a perverted grass-type Pokemon!
By The_Octopode, nomdeweb and Sanshee respectively!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 11:46 PM
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Categories: Aliens, Artistic, Blizzard, Cutesy Wutesy, Failure, Holidays, Nintendo, PC, Pokémon, Starcraft, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Weak Points · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Am I the only one scared by that Budew's rape face?
All I can say is good luck to him. It was my understanding that a Budew does not possess the ability to reproduce?
Roses purple,
Violets orange…
damn, Hevy is right, rhyming is hard… QwQ
budew you hard i will (rape face, also think of the prostate check-up episode of family guy)
VIOLETS.
ARE.
PUUUUUUUURPLLLLLLE.
Here's a freebie:
"om" rhymes with "nom".
Work with that Mr. Heavy :D
That's what makes it so convenient for him/her/it.
Just kill it with fire
*hands a Flamethrower to Uzumakiclan43*
True. *shudders thinking of all the baby rapist Pokemon*
Budew used Attract!
But it failed…
Poor Heavy :(
*hands him a Dalokohs Bar*
I'm sorry Budew, but that would be CP. I'm afraid you'll have to meet my friend… MR. FIRE!!!
"If roses are red,
and violets are blue,
what the hell is a violet?"
Come to think of it, I remember it as a very routine procedure.
Uzamakiclan43 used FLAMETHROWER!
Budew,
I was gonna Raichu a love song, but you didn't ask Furret.
I'd give you a Togekiss, but I'm afraid I'll Jynx what we have.
Just know that being with you has been Blissey.
With Luvdisc,
AuraMaster
Roses are red,
"Violets" sound like "violence."
I am such a person.
You go out with me, yes?
rel="nofollow">And now, a valentine written by the Demoman.
The Spy is red
Your Mother is blue
He fucked her last night
Go cry boo hoo.
really? i thought they were violet…
Roses are plants.
Violets are too.
Why are we talking about plants.
Who knows. Do you?
Yeah, I'm rhyming Plants with Plants,
so what!? Big deal.
It's better than rhyming it with Pants.
BRB, Having a Meal.
Ok, I'm back now, babe.
…what? I never loved you!
You're as fat as good ol' Gabe
and your breath stinks too!
Get the hell out of my face.
Just let me play some TF2.
I want my personal space.
Yeah, go cry there. Boo Hoo.
-The douchebag boyfriend's Poem.
They think they can out rhyme me. Maybe, maybe. :(
I've yet to meet one who can out rhyme paper cut! >:D
mmm, overlord…
So is grammar, apparently.
*Follows Budew's eyes*
DAT SAC
Spawn more overlords.
That was mewtiful.
Roses are purple
Violets are orange
I have a curple
and also a door hinge!
Aww, Zerg, I RRRAEGGGHRHGWWGHHERHRHHHGBBLG you too. <3
No, they're blue.
*trollface*
He was just Seaking a good time.
REQUIRES MORE MINERALS.
Youtube is white
Halolz is green
Got no wit in mind
Please give me E-Peen.
Oh great. Your poem just delayed Half-life Episode 3 again. >_>
Rupees are red, green and blue.
Why do I always have to go save you?
All I want to do is fish
or maybe cook up a cucco dish.
The Hero of Time has things to do.
And unfortunately one of those things isn't you.
So I'll so save the world again
let evil fear my blade
But princess I promise you this;
some day I will get laid.
~Love, Link
Ah, my mistake. It turns out there are multiple violets, some of which lean farther to blue than purple when freshly bloomed.
It was so beautiful… good thing my Scottish descent allows me to understand drunk
You didn't have to Exeggcute his offer.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
A SPY!
Or my friend. Chris Hanson, I choose you!
Here on Halolz, spelling falls under the purview of your conundrums of grammar.
Yup.
<img src="http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/flowers/images/violet2.jpg" counter="blueviolet">
*NERD HAMMER*
rel="nofollow">"We require more minerals"
He only eats Troika, I am afraid.
Chris Hanson used Party Van!
Red's Dog prevented it from working!
Oh man, I know I'm so going to get -1'd for asking for E-Peen…
*Comes back from school*
VAT A TEEST.
Excuuuuuuuuuse me, Ichi…
The worst part is I've never even played Starcraft OR Starcraft II >_<
*Chris Hanson emerges from Pokeball*
"Hanson! Hanson!"
Chris Hanson! Use "Come, have a seat!"
It's super effective!
Wild BUDEW fainted!
Uzamakiclan43 gained 43 exp. points!
I don't know, the whole thing seems Chansey.
Nobody in their right mind would -1 a gentleman.
But we prefer to solve practical problems. Problems like "How do I keep some big, mean -1 troll from damaging my carefully crafted E-peen?" The answer: Use a Hammer. If that don't work, use more hammer.
hats are red
more hats are blu
and gayben has ur money
emos ///_-
violence!
That violet's a spy!
Budew used Protect!
Plasma is blue
And that hurts a bit
But watch out for shotguns
Because they hurt like shit
Fat
Cat
Hat
Vat
Chat
Well, that's because he doesn't have a Wingull like me or Gene Simmons. Girls love it when he Lickitungs…*CENSORED* and he *CENSORED* with a *CENSORED*. I don't have to work nearly as hard as he does to get action but yeah, I get pretty lucky on Pay Day.
Nope.avi
Professor Oak used "I came as soon as I heard that you beat the Elite Four!!!"
It's a 1-hit KO!!!
Chris Hanson fainted!!!
Violet: Gentlemen.
Wow, Professor Oak is…..
….
…
…strong.
Look out as well
For the melee smack
At first it will sting
After two you'll crack
Single.
"Like this heavy caliber, moderator-mounted little ol' number crafted by me, built by me, and you best hope not swung at you."
pyro: *I'M HERE!*
you failed! it can't learn that.
Uzamakiclan leveled up! Uzamakiclan is now level 100!
and watch for the sword for when it hits you might whant a word with the noob that did so.
You have no idea man…I've been told his jizz can crumble mountains.
My new catchphrase… this is the perfect place to put it to the test!
LEX WI- I mean ALP WINS
trol