Roses are red, Violets are blue

Roses Blu. Violets Red. Sandvich Tasty. Rhyming is Hard.

Writing fine poetry is harder than it looks! Especially when you’re a gross floating sack, a burly Russian soldier or a perverted grass-type Pokemon!
By The_Octopode, nomdeweb and Sanshee respectively!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 11:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (197 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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Aliens, Artistic, Blizzard, Cutesy Wutesy, Failure, Holidays, Nintendo, PC, Pokémon, Starcraft, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valentine's Day, Valve Software, Weak Points

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75 Responses to “Valentine’s Day Poems Are Hard”

  1. Uzumakiclan43 on February 14th, 2011 11:59 pm

    Am I the only one scared by that Budew's rape face?

  2. CakeBard on February 15th, 2011 12:06 am

    Roses purple,
    Violets orange…
    damn, Hevy is right, rhyming is hard… QwQ

  3. The_AntiVillain on February 15th, 2011 12:06 am

    budew you hard i will (rape face, also think of the prostate check-up episode of family guy)

  4. Shatman on February 15th, 2011 12:07 am




  5. HoopleDoople on February 15th, 2011 12:11 am

    Here's a freebie:
    "om" rhymes with "nom".
    Work with that Mr. Heavy :D

  6. Mr_Omega on February 15th, 2011 12:31 am

    Budew used Attract!
    But it failed…

  7. Rain on February 15th, 2011 12:38 am

    Poor Heavy :(

    *hands him a Dalokohs Bar*

  8. Red on February 15th, 2011 12:39 am

    I'm sorry Budew, but that would be CP. I'm afraid you'll have to meet my friend… MR. FIRE!!!

  9. SSFF6B on February 15th, 2011 12:44 am

    "If roses are red,
    and violets are blue,
    what the hell is a violet?"

  10. AuraMaster on February 15th, 2011 12:57 am


    I was gonna Raichu a love song, but you didn't ask Furret.
    I'd give you a Togekiss, but I'm afraid I'll Jynx what we have.
    Just know that being with you has been Blissey.

    With Luvdisc,


  11. invadingduck on February 15th, 2011 1:04 am

    Roses are red,
    "Violets" sound like "violence."
    I am such a person.
    You go out with me, yes?

  12. DM1293 on February 15th, 2011 1:33 am
  13. Ryu_Bonkosi on February 15th, 2011 1:33 am

    The Spy is red

    Your Mother is blue

    He fucked her last night

    Go cry boo hoo.

  14. Darkangelsv1 on February 15th, 2011 1:57 am

    Roses are plants.
    Violets are too.
    Why are we talking about plants.
    Who knows. Do you?

    Yeah, I'm rhyming Plants with Plants,
    so what!? Big deal.
    It's better than rhyming it with Pants.
    BRB, Having a Meal.

    Ok, I'm back now, babe.
    …what? I never loved you!
    You're as fat as good ol' Gabe
    and your breath stinks too!

    Get the hell out of my face.
    Just let me play some TF2.
    I want my personal space.
    Yeah, go cry there. Boo Hoo.

    -The douchebag boyfriend's Poem.

  15. Tadferd on February 15th, 2011 2:05 am

    They think they can out rhyme me. Maybe, maybe. :(

    I've yet to meet one who can out rhyme paper cut! >:D

  16. BoxeyBrown on February 15th, 2011 2:15 am

    mmm, overlord…

  17. Zyquux on February 15th, 2011 2:22 am

    *Follows Budew's eyes*


  18. MoG on February 15th, 2011 2:45 am

    Spawn more overlords.

  19. RemielChibus on February 15th, 2011 4:44 am


  20. Alpar on February 15th, 2011 6:43 am

    Youtube is white

    Halolz is green

    Got no wit in mind

    Please give me E-Peen.

  21. zeldafan8 on February 15th, 2011 7:39 am

    Rupees are red, green and blue.
    Why do I always have to go save you?
    All I want to do is fish
    or maybe cook up a cucco dish.

    The Hero of Time has things to do.
    And unfortunately one of those things isn't you.

    So I'll so save the world again
    let evil fear my blade
    But princess I promise you this;
    some day I will get laid.

    ~Love, Link

  22. Zyquux on February 15th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Here on Halolz, spelling falls under the purview of your conundrums of grammar.

  23. coolsnape on February 15th, 2011 5:54 pm

    hats are red
    more hats are blu
    and gayben has ur money

  24. kxmode on February 15th, 2011 6:15 pm

    emos ///_-

  25. Dr. Plasma on February 15th, 2011 7:04 pm

    Plasma is blue
    And that hurts a bit
    But watch out for shotguns
    Because they hurt like shit

  26. Giroro91 on February 15th, 2011 8:10 pm


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