Fine, I’ll admit it. We post a lot of TF2 stuff on here! Although in my defense it’s been a little more balanced recently!
By Mary M.

Hitting Random on Halolz

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 9, 2011 · 8:37 PM

(285 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)

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Jimmy on February 9th, 2011 8:40 pm

*Please note that pie chart doesn't have space for Courage Kratos

Halolz members burned Shawn at the stake after he proposed the idea to include one more.
Leo E. on February 9th, 2011 8:41 pm

If by "a little more balance recently" you mean "Minecraft came out and took over Halolz", then yes.
Uzumakiclan43 on February 9th, 2011 8:45 pm

I AM TESTING THIS THEORY OUT. *click*… DAMMIT, TF2! *click* Oooh! Sherlock Falcon! Looks like my luck is finally turning around… *click* Hey! Super Smash…FORTRESS SIXTY-FOUR? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU…..
Ichiinu on February 9th, 2011 8:51 pm

So… should we rename the site, now, since HALO is such a minority now?
DustyScoot on February 9th, 2011 8:51 pm

Did this encourage anyone else to start repeatedly clicking the "Random" button?
FungiGamer on February 9th, 2011 8:52 pm

What? No Pokemon? You know, the category with more than 5 times as many pages worth of content than Minecraft? As does Mario?
SS4FireFox on February 9th, 2011 9:02 pm

What about the masive amount of pokemon?
64_hit_combo on February 9th, 2011 9:03 pm

well… i accidently used my mom's e-mail while sending this in… '-' heh…

and for the record i'm not trying to to make it seem like I was the one who posted this and somebody else did, because i actually did. if you look at my cheezburger account (64_hit_combo) it's there too.
GameboyPATH on February 9th, 2011 9:05 pm

Mmmm, meta pie…
doepker on February 9th, 2011 9:09 pm

I'm just wondering why Tetris was included.
General_Asshat on February 9th, 2011 9:10 pm

PokeCraftFortress2lolz.
RagingButtPirate on February 9th, 2011 9:14 pm

Hitting random just sent me to "Hitting random on Halolz"
Totema on February 9th, 2011 9:15 pm

Notice the lack of Halo content. Now notice the even deeper lack of FUNNY Halo content.
DM1293 on February 9th, 2011 9:17 pm

Conversely, Here's a percentage list of all of OUR comments.

1% -- Unintentional Trollings
4% -- Trollings intentionally
5% -- Something relevant and funny
10% -- Something relevant and funny and a pun
15% -- Hey look a link or a picture! Gimme points.
8% -- A combo post!
1% -- C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER.
1% -- inb4C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER (which becomes combo breaker)
10% -- Old Spice/Mine Craft/Game jokes (TF2 jokes are getting sparse because of these two subjects I think…)
40% -- GODDAMN POSTS ON MOTORCYCLES.
Caelun_Niveus on February 9th, 2011 9:28 pm

YOU MUST SUBMIT ADDITIONAL WOLF SUBMISSIONS!
TheUnknownNoob on February 9th, 2011 9:30 pm

What is this "team" fortress?

I know of Hat Fortress, and I know sometimes people like to grief in that game by killing one another based on the color of their uniform (I never got the point of the colors) but what's this whole "team" thing?

Must have been some joke I missed.
invadingduck on February 9th, 2011 9:33 pm

We need a pie chart that tells us the percentage of pie charts.
BoxeyBrown on February 9th, 2011 9:33 pm

I must be lucky, I hit random 3 times and got: Smash Brothers, Fallout, Street Fighter.
Wetmang on February 9th, 2011 9:36 pm

We need a chart of the memes.

Half of it would be about exploding penises
JboneDRS on February 9th, 2011 9:43 pm

I've thought this for a while, but have withheld my thoughts at the fear of a bombardment of thumbs down. Gotta watch that P.
EphEphEcksIII on February 9th, 2011 9:53 pm

Needs moar Dead Space
Hudbad on February 9th, 2011 10:02 pm

I tested out if this chart was true. 3rd time clicked, I got this as random.

Where's your god now?
Tadferd on February 9th, 2011 10:05 pm

For the respect of His Holyness, I demand we post moar Falcon punch content!!
ayanleman on February 9th, 2011 10:19 pm

They forgot one thing…. Hitting 69p! I know it doesn't count and i'm not even at that point. But I wanted an excuse to share this:

┌─┐
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ಠ_ರೃ
Alpar on February 9th, 2011 10:24 pm

Hm… you know Shawn, it'd be pretty nice if we got Wolf submissions like we used to every Wednesday… ya know, for old times sake… balancing out the TF2, MC, and Pokemon…

…..(We miss them ;_; Why don't you love us anymore)
Red on February 9th, 2011 10:28 pm

Good to see the statistical department is doing their job.
General Mudkip, would you mind giving them a… warning… so they don't mess up again
sraigux on February 9th, 2011 10:30 pm

tf2 is funny though
spankymac314 on February 9th, 2011 10:31 pm

I tested this theory out, and the first thing I hit was "Falcon Poncho", so I was at least on the board.
KarmikCykle on February 9th, 2011 10:51 pm

And 99.99% of all Minecraft stuff is explicitly about creepers exploding.
Super_Pickle on February 10th, 2011 12:05 am

The best part is: Anyone who thought about the large amount of Pokemon got treated to a Pokemon themed submission right below this one.

The even better part: It was actually minecraft themed.
MasterLuigi452 on February 10th, 2011 12:13 am

So.
Goddamn.
True.
I just hope more Smash lolz to be displayed.
Mr Plen on February 10th, 2011 12:25 am

This pie chart ruled out all the Wolf/AdviceAnimal meme images.
Mentlegen on February 10th, 2011 1:11 am

Accurate, I guess. Except when I'm the one hitting random.

This is what usually happens:

<img src="http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6200/graphv.jpg" alt="Mentlegen trolled" width="480" height="371">

Life is hard when the internet itself tries to troll you.
Ataeru on February 10th, 2011 1:14 am

*hits random*
Ive been here for quite a while,but im glad I never saw some of the fail of the early years.
*hits random again*
oh great got courage kratos
*again*
what the same one!?
*again*
no no no….
*again*
NOOOOO!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
hirokareo on February 10th, 2011 2:43 am

Challenge: One week with no Minecraft, TF2, Pokemon, OR ANYTHING ELSE EXTREMELY POPULAR

Then again the site would probably only update once or twice that whole week.
Strike_low on February 10th, 2011 3:39 am

That Pie is A Lie!
TehVortex on February 10th, 2011 4:34 am

64_hit_combo, you amazing individual, you speak the mind of the people.
Marzen on February 10th, 2011 6:51 am

You guys remember Wolf Wednesday?

Those were the days, man.
Funkalicous on February 10th, 2011 2:45 pm

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{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
Dont forget the Lolcats, and everything animal related, and the endless captions.
general Mudkip on February 10th, 2011 5:05 pm

My Statistics:8/10 not TF2
2/10 TF2

I guess this thing is wrong……
khodo63 on February 10th, 2011 5:55 pm

Thanks, Alpar. I thought they had me.
Kn0w1d3a on February 10th, 2011 8:57 pm

Captain Falcon's Pawnch called…he says your chart is wrong.
Master_Chief177 on April 25th, 2012 6:38 pm

let me ask you guys a question…what does team fortress 2 have that i don't?
how is it more popular than what i do?