I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Creepers ruin everything!
By Bryan Lacie [KakuJomics], submitted by MrNaleIt
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 9, 2011 · 7:57 AM
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Creeptiy Creep! Creepity Creep!
Creeper Creeper Creeper!
A wild CREEPER appeared!
Creeper: "SSSS" "SSSS"
PLAYER attempted to run away.
PLAYER failed.
CREEPER used self-destruct.
It's super effective!
Enemy Creeper used Explostion!
Sandshrew fainted!
*uses revive*
-It won't have any effect.-
Wednesday, February 9th:
Looks like we filled our quota of TF2, Minecraft, and Pokemon.
Again.
Pokemon and Minecraft!
With our powers combined we create…
INCURABLE ADDICTION!
Can't let you make that, abridged list!
OK, now we've filled our quotas of TF2, Minecraft, Pokemon and (extremely bad) Wolf jokes.
Now all we need is an advice meme and something about motorcycles…
What a niccccccccccccceeeeeeeeee ssssssssssssandsssssssssshrew!!! (boom)
Mmm… Creeper used SELF-DESTRUCT?
… CREEPERS LEARN EXPLODE AT LEVEL 1, NOT FAIR
Sssssssurprisssssse Sssssssandshrew!
Nope.gif
Can't let you ride those, motorbikes.
For them or us?
I mean if you think about it, they need to blow themselves to bits to get to level 2, and then since they 'faint' immediately afterwards, they can't get exp. The world is cruel to the poor misunderstood creepers.
if you look at it from their side, it's way less fair. you're just sitting there, minding your business, AND THEN SOME DICKHEAD COMES, triggering your uh… prehistoric… uh… instict, and then you can't help it, so you go explode
*Raises ring in the air* HEART!!…What do you mean "We're not creating Captain planet?"
I wonder if Creepers and the Geodude line are somehow related.
-Live underground and in caves.
-Use Selfdestruct far too often.
-Show up way too often
-Attack the player and nothing else.
Oh gods, what will happen to us if they find their way to Red's mountain .___.
Creeplite Creep! Creeplite Creep! TRIO TRIO TRIO.
You catched wild dirt block.
Give nickname to wild dirt block?
Send to "chestbox" along with the other 800 dirt blocks?
Sorry your "chestbox" is full.
Sandshrew! Use dig! But not straight down!
Everybody knows Heart wasn't a real power.
They just gave the Indian kid a ring to make him feel better.
Creepermine
The "FUUUUUUUU" Pokemon
The Creepermine's main goal in life is to fuck everyone he see's with selfdestruct.
He's like the Ground Version of Koffings<.<
creepers gonna creep.
i hear the dugtrio and digglet chant from the pokemon series
creeper creep, creeper creep, creeper creeper creeper!
*sigh* What have I done. Better stop it before it slips out of control:
inb4nostalgiacriticheartjokes
inb4VGcatsreference
There, that should do it.
I also think this needs a good helping of Candlejack and Courage Kr
One day, while innocently looking for items, you see a pokeball lying on the ground. Do you pick it up?
yes->
Uh oh, it's a Voltorb! Do you look behind you?
Err… what? ->
Do you look behind you?
…yes?->
A wild Creeper appeared!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU->
<img src="http://static.funnyjunk.com/CommentPhoto/thumbnail/48322d11_4b9c_3767.jpg" counter="EXPLOSION!">
I just searched for pictures of Geodude on Google to find any scientific proof to support this theory.
Some of them are more f'd up than that one Kirby picture that eats your soul.
*Comment about self-destruct being normal type, yadda-yadda-yadda, incur storm of -1s for perfectly pointless pedantism.*
In the Pokemon universe, creepers say "creep".
When the creepers first appeared in Kanto, many trainers were eager to capture them and find out their potential. It was only when pokeballs started exploding in their hands that they knew the horror to come.
The creepers dug up through every major poke center, every town, every house! They Slaughtered the people of Kanto by the thousands, and no matter how many the desperate trainers killed, they just kept coming, kept killing, kept exploding…
It took only a few months before the creepers had wiped most of the buildings, pokemon, and people from the Kanto region. The few that survived had to live off the land, returning to simpler methods of gathering and building secure shelters to ward off the demons in the night. It was that day that the world of Pokemon ended and the age of mining and crafting had begun…
Creeper used explode!
It's super effective!
Widget has ragequit!
Speaking of which, I've always wondered who has priority: candlejack or-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTO-
Hmmm…
CandlejASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Can't let you do that, paradox.
They're entirely different, one looks like a huge phallus, and the other is just a giant ball.
…
Oh, now I see the relation.
Anyone have realized that Creeper is actually a MissingNo?
Heart's only not a real power if you don't consider things like telepathy and having massive hordes of animals at your command useful. Oh, and mind control. The only reason Mati didn't take over the world was because he was in special ed.
(Oh, and he was South American, btw, not Indian)
If only creepers /did/ say "Creep"…that'd make them so much easier to spot!
And don't worry: obviously, Sandshrew just fainted, right?
…Sandshrew? D:
<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lalz62Ty1v1qa5504o1_500.png">
Troll, I am disappoint. Going from -121 to -114? Unacceptable.
Have you tried Max Revive?
what is it with people adding a hyphen when kidnapped by Candlejack? There's no tim
Wiggit? Wiggity-WHAT?
Looks like Sandshrew
*puts on swimming goggles*
Just dug his own grave.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
and then if you only see him through glass, your just stuck, staring at him through a window for something that will never be, and then he breaks just ONE window pane and either shoots your head full of arrows, cuts you down with a sword, or worse, punches you repeatedly while all you can do is walk towards the window again and again 'till the beatings kill you.
<img src=http://www3.telus.net/anapan8/untoon/geodude.jpg>
Can let you do that, Creepers
He….actually said something funny on another thing….
I…don't know what to do anymore D:
Seriously. Things he could do with Heart include an army of gorillas with rifles mounted on bears.
That's wiggity wiggity whack dawg.
Well, looks like 2012 may come true after all…
Im tryin to be less hated so i get get on the minecraft halolz server…
Volde-dude?
CREEPERS NO CREEPING!!! -Dora the Explorer
STOP!!! Catch that wetback and that talking backpack!!! -- PoPo
Creepy.
OBJECTION!
Dig cannot be used outside of battle that way!
GAAAAH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH F… WATER-TYPE!
MINECRAFT?IN MY POKEMON?
dont worry…. the 6 wailords will save us…..as well as the broken window…
At least it isnt a missingno creepe**(@_&@%^><
if you think about it, the only one who's not screwed in minecraft are probably the sheep… actually, not anymore cause you can dye their fur…. so… about the slimes…
anyone call m…HOLY SH***WATERGUN* ITS STILL ALIVE *USES WATERGUN TILL PP IS OUT*ITS STILL ALIVE!!!!*flee*
And those bastards in Johto didn't care enough to send any aid. They had 100 new types of Pokemon over there, and did they bother to send help? No. The whole population seemed to just stand in New Bark Town and watch us suffer.
OBLIGATORY IT'S A TRAP!
….ON CANDLE… candleja-?
And just when I thought the world of Pokemon was no longer an Isshu!
(yes you read that correctly)
*sniff*
Agent (Trainer) Orange was one of the best men to ever serve in the Red Army…
*wipes eyes*
he will be dearly missed
Diglette, Dig, Diglette, Dig, CREEPER, CREEPER, CREEPER! *BOOM*
OBJECTION!
Your +1s say otherwise.
Meanwhile, in Hoenn. Torrential rains and intense sunlight plagues the lands crops, infrastructure and very way of life. With the problem, which seemingly originated at the underwater city (wtf?) of Sootopolis, steadily growing across the land, it seems the inhabitants are in need of an immediate evacuation from their doomed little island. Sadly, other regions don't seem to have the necessary provisions to support the vast intake of new inhabitants…despite the number of open land and empty houses one easily comes across during their travels.
Poor Hoenn, unloved, rejected and doomed to never see
a remakeanother sunrise.Predictability? In My Halolz? It's more likely than you think.
Fun Fact: When googling "Creeper Geodude" this submission is the first result.
No, those are Graveler. :|
Also note that the trainer "caught" the creeper-face-sickness in the last panel.
I'd hit it…
…with Brick Break!
And Red, despite being the Pokemon Champion, decided to sit back and watch the destruction like the lazy son-of-a-*bleep* he was.
Feh. With all these creepers around you would think he'd be more…
*shades*
…shrewd
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Good thing I snagged a couple extra containers of brain bleach…
This picture,"creeps," me out
I heard he was a bit yellow though, hardly the kind of person you'd want defending a cave inside a large stone structure made by nature either through glaciers, plate movements, or volcanic activity.
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Booooo! *throws tomatoes*
In time the Creepers left the world of pokemon, after exploding over…well everything. The receded back to the hellish underworld from whence they came to slumber, and wait…
Soon the Kanto region grew again, renamed the Unova region. Just like Kanto (exactly like fucking Kanto), it spread and flourished. Like Kanto it began the unholy practice of pokemon battling. Like Kanto, the people of Unova thought they could live in harmony as they perverted the land.
Just like Kanto, the Creepers would bide their time til the cleansing…to begin the cycle again…
*Cue Terminator 2 music*
hes like aquaman
but useful!
Are you calling my spec. forces operative a coward!?!?!?
At least Unova bad pun when you make one.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
Relevant.*
There's a Minecraft Halolz server? [/derp]
what did I say boy!? WHAT DID I SAY! NEVER DIG STRAIGHT DOWN, BRING SHITLOADS OF TORCHES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
I hope we SINNOH more of these… aww SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~
See him off at the spawn. You'll require two four iron ores and a fire stone.
Bah useless creatures that can't even swim. Just leave 'em alone especially since they only appear underground in dungeons. If your particularly concerned with the thoughts that may occur to Notch, dig a moat around your shelter that's four-seven spaces across and five-eight spaces deep. (and obviously fill it with water)
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET A SCEPTILE THAT KNOWS LEAF BLADE!!! (either that or learn surf)
I see what you did there.
Less…hated?
And he's making an effort?
Maybe, just maybe, we should give the benefit of the doubt for a bit…
Flash works too.
10,000 creepers: FUSION………HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God: fuck
Omega Creeper boss appears
OCB blasts all existing universes into bits
<img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/097/1/9/Ries_of_teh_Mudkip_by_Zeakari.png">
i got this red….he wont get away with it
inadequate amounts of inb4's on motorcycles!
*returns*
<img src=http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/097/1/9/Ries_of_teh_Mudkip_by_Zeakari.png>
im back….with help…..
<img src="http://media.ign.com/games/image/article/738/738102/gaijin4koma2_peersblog_1200684608.jpg" alt="" />
*waters down*i got this…i think the ar….continent i brought can help….
Read Aquaman's powers. He can "Command the Creatures of the Deep."
http://a31.idata.over-blog.com/500x421/2/45/12/30…
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091215110…
http://files.sharenator.com/wolfenheim_gyarados_b…
And, most importantly
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__GuCjTNl21A/TEhjHS_2GZI…
TheAceofSkulls this is where you run….
and if youre on land?
I think by "run" my good associate actually means
"turn into a mach 3 jet and TRY to fly away!"
Well he might just have a army of zombies with him…as i toured his facility it went into lockdown as i was in it…if i were two steps slower my tail would be gone…
At least it wasn't sparkly vampires, or some kid named justin…
Set up a chain link fence surrounding the front. And by "chain link" I mean a chain-link fence made up of over 9000 Links (LoZ link)
Nice pokemanSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS you got there. Shame if something happened to them.
Hmm im afraid i only have enough mudkips for that……
It's a good thing I built that cloning machine!
New orders: find link and clone him over 9001 times!!!
and then build a chain-link fence out of the clones!!!
inb4nowdoittome
Thatssssssss Ssssssssssstupid http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/05/missingno-creepe…
You're going to clone a mute elfish person so that you can make a brid- sorry, fence out of him because I thought that Agent ORANGE of the RED army was a bit YELLOW?
Now, I'm going to offer you one of two options, you can let me take a look at that cloning machine, or you can let a certain government agency, who is not working for me due to me calling in a favor with a certain other pharmaceutical company's logo, take a closer look at your mountain to see if you're not only paying the appropriate taxes for ownership as well as the issue of an army of mudkips residing within (If I'm not mistaken, your country's government maintains that only 6 pokemon may be under 1 trainer's command at any time).
Wow… King was right. Exploiting the system rather than working around it is more fun.
Dang it! I was too busy making sure it was spelled correctly and working on the link…
THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES AND EVERYONE IN THAT FACILITY IS FINE. THEY HAVE JUST BEEN MOVED TO A MUCH NICER PLACE.
…Wait, which of the 9 facilities that went into lockdown were you at?
…And how did you get in?
The only thing that could make this worse is a nuzlocke run…
Our water guns will blot out the sun…
Then we will dig in the shade.
Hey! Be thankful we haven't cloned navi.
Wait…
Mudkip get on that, Christmas will be coming early for our dear friend here…
…Wait, you're thinking about filling my offices with annoying, genetic abominations that are unkillable by heroes and happen to be an affront to nature by apply ghastly science to a pure race beloved by the forces of good?
…Am I allowed to hug you or is it too weird at this point in the conversation?
I believe its-
CANT LET YOU GRIEF THAT, GREEN BLOCKS.
Handshake? Brofist? Getting on your knees and thanking you for not unleashing my armies?
(You could just bring Misty up to my mountain…)
Your armies that happen to consist of Mudkips that could easily be circumvented by announcing their presence to trainers around the world (there's a drawback to using starters).
…
(I might be able to get a helicopter to pick up something in Cerulean City and maybe end up needing to land on a mountain midtrip. Strictly on company business of course)
And the solid wall of obsidian which goes to bedrock, surrounding the perimeter of my mountainous complex
You can't forget the veterans of the two Mountain Wars fought not too long ago (the Bear-Cavalry, the Space Armada, the Navy and the Air Force)
Ok, but if they crash the spaceship because of what happens next, I'm not responsible.
I was under the impression that we had avoided an armed confrontation
Then you pray.
SO… I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?
Let us be gentlemanly about this.
We give him 48 hours to prove himself, starting the second I press "Submit Comment", and if he can not prove himself, we will challenge him to a duel. Everyone will challenge him… At once… With swords.
*monocle*
And if they don't… Well, more whale meat for us.
(I still can't understand why Wailord doesn't just float away… IT'S LIGHTER THAN AIR .___.)
Oh… sorry, I mixed up the parenthesis text with the regular ones. I got a whole different meaning when you were talking about not forgetting your other armies.
What I should have said is that while it is very impressive, funding it without either the income of being a gym leader/elite 4 or battling random trainers is probably a hassle.
(…Does that mean I shouldn't deliver the who- who… WHOLE SALE GOODS to your various military factions? I just came up with a way to safely deliver them to space but reworking the system I was going to use to catch necromorphs this weekend.)
"Creeplet, creep, creeplet, creep, CREEPER CREEPER CREEPER!" Wild Creeplet used Explosion!
third form for diglett
Well i saw the free tour sign…..And i thought there was just one…..
Im still "wild" because he hasent caught me…he just gave me a good place to stay….so long as i helped him out…so He doesnt "own" us but we work as allies….And the Other mudkips I control not him..if i wanted i could black mail him any time i wanted…..But i want to avoid the butler…
I… there is no…
*goes to check records*
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Oh do shut up. You leak information about my company to ASSASSINS all the damn time. I just put a sign in front of a facility for anyone to see rather than mailing the address to the BSAA.
Yeah, but courts could see things differently, and I'm pretty sure some guy in white with green hair recently filed for ownership of the ability to "befriend, partner with, or ally with wild Pokemon without capturing them," although he might have just been trademarking it.
Regardless, Ace has gotten sidetracked and has most likely forgotten about the cloning machine, and no doubt is probably intent on checking out the mountain for the sake of putting another hidden base underneath it since it already has monsters guarding it already.
He's strange like that. Everyone knows that giant towers looking over a city, with an executive office on the top floor complete with a giant window and strange looking single color furniture, are the way to go, not underground labs with a lounge with a window showing off a large amount of magma.
so that's why they are the missing number pokemon…no one has been around to actually study it and survive.
since when did a sandshrew ever learn flash? (and yes I did just looked it up)