Kangaskhan, the parent Pokemon. Kangaskhan’s babies like to keep it real in their hood and don’t take shit from no one.
By Roman Wunderlich [B Movie Comic], submitted by John Cuellar
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 8, 2011 · 3:44 PM
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Marsupial Madness!: Pokemonz Edition
Kid Kangaskahn uses INSULT!
It's super effective!
SQUIRTLE uses FAKE TEARS!
That sure kicks the crap out of all the other cribs I've seen… LITERALLY! That thing is going to wreck every other crib!
Something i've allways wondered…How is it that a Kangaskan egg when hatched already has a baby in it? Im a Doctor and this confuses even me…
Eh? Dang kids these days! *shakes cane*
I believe it's the work of one "Dr. Exhibit"
B'CUZ DAT'S HOW WE…
…
actually, we kinda stay still in this crib.
kanga kangasKHAAAN
Yo dawg I herd you like Kangaskhan so we put a Kangaskhan in yo Kangaskhan so you can Dizzy Punch while you Dizzy Punch
Word to my mother!
Kangaroo: Bitch you ain't nothin but a white boy outta the hills.
Yeah, well my crib's better:
<img src="http://www.ikea.com/us/en/images/products/leksvik-crib-antique-stain__66857_PE180288_S4.jpg" alt="" />
The baby is probably just its penis with arms and eyes. Which would make it a shemale.
Yo dawg, we heard you like babies.
So we put a baby in yo baby so when yo baby hatches there's a baby in yo baby!
wait… that doesn't sound quite right
*goes and sits in the corner*
Prof Oak would still tap it,
you know, considering his previous experiments…
Cool! Got two for the price of one.
Also, even if I'm playing Pokemon for almost 6 years straight, the baby is still there.
Makes me wonder what that baby does when it's time to make more Kangaskhans, since it's ALWAYS there.
Yeah it looks nice….But it can't move or punch the hell out of people who insult ya.
But this can:
<img src="http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/StIVUndmfmg/0.jpg" alt="" />
it's a good thing I keep it in same room as the crib!
Back in my day, there were 150 pokemon. There was no mew and no arceus.
And Psychic pokemon were the shit
and bug pokemon did nothing.
And who's to say the baby of the baby doesn't have a baby.
*head explodes*
It helps
Lies. Mew was the FIRST Pokemon.
Note: IT'S ON A MOUNTAIN
Growlith: Shut yo trap, dawg!
Relevant! http://fyeahpokemoncreepypasta.tumblr.com/post/10…
…Sort of…
Note: The crib IS the mountain.
Obviously, Doctor, the "baby" is a parasitic twin with a delayed growth
<img src="http://www.epicrageguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/epic-rage-guy.jpg" alt="" />
That's not a baby, it's a substitute. You throw it at an enemy and they beat the crap out of it until it's dead, then go back to fighting you.
"kangas…KKKKAAAAHHHHNNNN!!!
KKKKAAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!!"
- James T. Kirk, Pokemon Master
Look again, THE MOUNTAIN IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!
And remember, the crib your man is man in is crib man man crib.
Im on a Spearow.
(deet deet deet doo deet-deetdeet deet~)
It… fuck.
I need the Brain-Bleach-o-Tron 5000.
Straight outta Safari Zone.
The above comments just raped my mind.
*head explosion*
Jesus f*ck where the hell do these people come up with that stuff?!
*knocks over Brain-Bleach-o-Tron 500*
UMAD?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=473983…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=473985…
<img src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/staypuff_crib_2087.jpg">
Mine is on wheels, you lose
inb4 cribs on motorcylces (if it exists)
What's worse is the fact that in Yellow version, both of these pokemon could be found in the same exact area…the safari zone.
Why must you guys continue to rape my mind? I need brain bleach.
Great… now we have another Red.
Stay the *bleep* away from my brain bleach.
CRIBS ON MOTORCYCLES!
Couldnt resist the temptation.
*knocks over brain bleach and laughs maniacally while it spills away*
U MAD! U VERY MAD!
But i knocked it over earlier…shit.
<img src="http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/cats/380_curse-you-villain.jpg" alt>
Shit, beat me to it.
It's funny because it's ACTUALLY his/her crib.
:D
It's sad because it was originally going to be canon.
<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vdl8Fw1H1qb6e5oo1_500.jpg">
Yeah, that kid's all cool and, as the kids say, "hood" now. But eventually that Kangaskhan is gonna die and that kid is gonna be a sad little cubone and get made fun of in school.
It appears that Pokemon was already…
*shades*
boned.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
They're like Trobbles. They're born pregnant.
<img src="http://mocoloco.com/upload/2009/06/culla_sinue_by/culla_sinue_crib_daniela_avaltroni.jpg" alt="some_text">
My crib is post-modern egg. Your argument is invalid.
and then when it has its own baby, this happens
I hope his crib isn't one of those drop side ones. Those are illegal noaw because of infant deaths. oh noes :0
D:
Its true….I tryed to check out his crib and got punched in the face….It was a sad day for that window…..
That sucks. Just get mindraped by the picture located below.
What happens when the baby grows up? Oh snap, A NEW POKEMON, NOT AGAIN DITTOAK
You dont know what its there for untill you talk to one…have i?no…every time i try i get hit in the face….
*Slaps Nyoron*
No. Bad!
As the great Strong Bad once said: "Babies having Babies!"
Tell me, do you ROO this joke?
BABIES ON CRIBCYCLES!
AND THEY'RE PISSED!
My Face When You Did This http://myfacewhen.com/thumbs/tn_181.jpg
Australia, Australia, Australia We Love Ya Amen.
Here's some replacement bleach
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/th_brain_bleach.jpg" counter="Brainbleach">
Apply directly to the Cortex
This is proof that Pokemon is one of the deepest stories you may ever know.
I think not.
*Attaches Electro-Sapper*
PROBLEM, HALOLZ?
Point gain? In my comment!
Its more likely then I thought!
Then change their diaper…It's just that simple!
… Rollout?
Err… last i checked, electrocuting bleach doesn't actually do anything…
*Shoots everyone about to make a CGoM joke*
*Blows tip of revolver*
<img src="http://www.advancedanime.com/pictures/normal_204305.jpg">
WHY DO YOU RUIN THIS REALITY? WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY?????
GRAMMAR HAMMAR~!
*now
As a scientist specializing in abominations against nature that once began as part of it, I can explain: It's not uncommon for genetic monstrosities to be born carrying proto-versions of themselves, to which they use to reproduce via setting this parasite on another organism.
There are better questions to ask here: where are the males of this species or have they been hunted to extinction (this is my excuse for the safari zone: pokemon hunting)? Does the baby ever leave the pouch (especially during the process of procreation)? How are Cubones born with skulls on their heads? What is a Porygon? Why am I not allowed within 500 yards of a hospital (I clearly explained it was an accident)? How can Oak's voice tell when I'm trying to use a fishing rod on a person, and why is he so against it? How did Darwin miss that one day turtles would develop cannons?
Well I own a horse. Your argument is invalid.
All those questions can be answered with magnets
They should MTV Cribs him. His whip would be his momma.
The older Kangaskhan is so confused by this hip new lingo.
Yours is the (blank) that will pierce the heavens.
Someone come up with something to fill in the blank because I got nothing.
To answer your questions in order:
Ditto's the father,
The baby DOES leave the pouch, unless you capture it,
Cubones are baby Kangaskhans who wear the skull of their dead mother,
a Porygon is the result of top-secret Silph Co. testing, you don't see it because you're distracted by the free Lapras,
I really don't know why you're not allowed near hospitals, my advice is don't grope the nurses,
Oak is always watching you, ALWAYS, and there's a time and place for everything,
and lastly, natural selection.
*Rides up on velociraptor's back*
May I?
*Charges up railgun*
<img src="http://www.tekkenpedia.com/w/images/thumb/8/89/Roger_Jr._-_CG_Art_Image_-_Tekken_6_Bloodline_Rebellion.jpg/467px-Roger_Jr._-_CG_Art_Image_-_Tekken_6_Bloodline_Rebellion.jpg">
KANGAROO FIGHT!
WHOA, WHAT, I ASKLDHFA0W4TOHNAWEGNP9P3QYT4 QHERJKPDBGO8YUIZKDBHNGQ3794OTHGND9GIUP4YQ23H89PTUREHGNQNWER9GHUIDAKGBQN9374T84203178T0HGNDFG
Sound of my brain 'sploding.
*Sniff* im sorry…*Jiu jitsu flips Alpar and slams him to the ground* UMAD?
*knocks over replacement brainbleach*
Im on fire today!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*I'm
That's for knocking over my brain bleach!
I'M just saying that I'M on a roll today and I'M usually not on a roll because I'M not usually this bad. Oh, and i knocked over the brain bleach because i wanted to see you guys squirm and reply! DANCE PUPPETS DANCE!
Um…er…SILENCE!
*Backstabs*
Horn Drill.
Dynamic Punch
I do believe your title is "Generalissimo"
Also,
oh, window, how we miss thee
*pushes Rain's crib near a cliff*
now your crib is with the eye-bleach.
*Shatters Paulrus' crib with the megaton hammer*
Well, the yolk's on you
And the Compy, just wet the carpet…
(R.I.P. Compy)
building kick!!
EXPLOSION!!!!
sixteen hours of DOUBLE-SUN POWERRR!!!!
don't you mean,
"CARD GAMES ON MOTOR-CRIBS"
<img src="http://www.heahea.org/img/636/U_mad.jpg" alt="" />
Aha
It's funnier because of the pokemon!
I responded to this like, 3 times now, and it won't show up.
I hit caps lock and slammed my keyboard a bit, and said that's the sound of my brain 'sploding…
Basically, I hurred, then I derped.
pokemon, it don't make no sense
uh… you forgot to take the lid off, first. So…
*Hands still full bottle back to Sceptilianblade*
Why didn't I put my crib's brake on?
No, this isn't my fault, how dare YOU destroy my crib!
THIS MEANS WAR!
*slaps Red with Gentleman's glove*
Guess what? Crib(b) is actually a name of a card game!
That's a pouch. Not a crib.
Of course, it's a talking baby. Shouldn't be debating this anyway.
No motor installed.
Tribbles
*unscrews bottle and tips it over*
I'm a bad person.
*slaps Rain with Gentleman's glove*
How dare you hit my comrade?
CURSES! Foiled aga-
wait a minute.
*Hands some bleach to Sceptilian in a spill-proof cup*
haHA!
Wont fit…so…..Its now "general"
I AM your crib. Son, I am disappoint.
inb4vgcatsgameboyrantpalkiadialgablargh
Boner
Ah, yes,
Admiral Nyoron.
Have you readied the fleet?
Raise the white flag of WAR, and know this:
This ruffian shall pay dearly for his instigations!
I presume that you are not aware about how the frequent use of misspelling words adds a sort of bolstering effect to a sentence structure. Although how this does so remains a mystery to many.
Fuck. How to post images and not image links <.>
To respond to those in order
That raises another issue, how do Dittos reproduce. Hopefully it's by splitting off rather than them just being left over genetic material from evolution (there's already one pokemon like that)
If you capture one with the baby in the pouch, where does the baby go? Is it stuck with the parent in the pokeball (I thought only one pokemon could fit in a pokeball at a time)
How are they born and why do they breed Cubones then even if they are the father? Wait, didn't we just imply that there are no males of that species? Ok, fuck that whole family tree, I don't even care anymore.
Did you say something? All I heard was "free Lapras"
Oh, I wish it was that. It would have only been one hospital (and easily taken care of our lawyers. I mean, something like that to them would be like basic addition to a Math major), and it would have been worth it. No, it's all about this whole incident with an exploding corpse. Like I said before, it was just extremely bad timing that the family had come to "pay their respects" just when I was getting it through basic movement. It was totally that brat's fault for hugging it in the delicate state it was in.
…Oak knows too much then
I understand the concept of strapping a weapon to a creature is both an evolution and natural selection at work, but how did Darwin not address that? I'm pretty sure something like that would be an important detail.
Fucking magnets… how do they… wait, I'm a scientist (that means I'm omnidisciplinary, because there is no such thing as specific fields of science), I know the answer.
…A wizard did it.
*shoots cup with custom-made sniper rifle*
Got this back in 1987 with my cousin. I call her Bessie.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Fleet_5_nations.jpg" alt="">
'tis a beautiful sight indeed…
*crying manly tears of wonder*
(sorry about the size)
…wait.
How many rounds in your revolver?
Not cribbage, the most powerful card game known to man?
You can't make an (n)omlette without breaking a few cribs. Preferably without babies in them.
I bet the gloves have horseshoes made from Australium.
Unless it's baby mario.
But only because he's so annoying
Such a beautifal site indeed, my liege. Now, ONWARD, TO VICTORY!
Know what's another confusing Pokemon? Gyarados. How does it fly if it's a fish? And how does it hear with those fins on its head?
This arms race is getting ridiculous.
*Has Demonbane hold the brain-bleach, then uses it's ability*
There. I just brain-bleached the universe. Can't spill it now, can you ;D
Drill peck.
like i said making sense of pokemon is a fool's endeavor
Also Appropriate: COME AT ME BRO
Indeed good chap.
*Scoffs*
MY horse is amazing.
The universe was wiped out that day.
The timeline refused to change…
GAME OVER. CONTINUE?
* pilots STTGL and spills the universe*
Anything else, sir?
Also back in my day, If you beat a trainer, he knew better then to chalenge you again, no matter how many times you ask.
Yes, actually. I was hoping you'd try STTGL >:). Too bad he's only THIRD biggest.
*Summons Gunshinkyoushuu, popping the brain bleach universe, and brain bleaching every sentient being in the multiverse*
*Summons Getter Emperor with another bottle of universe strength brain bleach as backup, just for good measure*
And there's the other two
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY SUMMER HOME ALL THE WAY IN DAD'S POUCH!
*summons every single red ranger and their zords AND the Super Grand Zamboa AND every single spartan, alive or dead AND the akatsuki gundam*
This MIGHT work, good sir.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=474736…
Just hope that it doesn't make me look like an idiot.
Dammit you win! FUCK! *Disentegrates into thin air*