It’s amazing what a few years will do to a young lad. Looks like our favorite boy from Boston has really grown up and matured!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2011 · 10:14 PM
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ODD HATS ON RANDOMIDLERS
Brooklyn? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM!?
Shawn: "Looks like our favorite boy from Brooklyn has really grown up and matured!"
Boston. The exact opposite of Brooklyn.
Uhh, why are his shoes pink?
Like, when did those get added?
It's amazing what you can create with a little bit of scrap metal!
They are the shoes and wristbands item from Monday Night Combat, I believe. They're usually garish lime green.
Well thanks Shawn, for giving me that mental image of the scout with Joey's Brooklyn accent.
"The burning you feel? It is shame."
So is this the Scout version of Demopan?
Flareball Scout?
Its a sad day when the wise-cracking Boston badass is wearing pink shoes and a rabbit hat, listening to an Ipod….Dear gods am I the only normal scout left? Do I have to go back to TF2 tonight to kill some wannabes?! DO I!?
Ah. I've started not caring since after Poker Night. Anything added to TF2 is just…meh.
Honestly, I prefer giving him a pillaring tower instead of a max head. It just looks so silly on a guy who runs everywhere, what with it not toppling over.
Or, as I always call em, the Tillaring Power of hats! :D
…Wow. So much done with only MILLIONS OF WEAPONS WASTED!
Pirate-Pirate Ship=Creative Hobo
Still not as bad as the Demopan…
"SELLING MY BODY FOR TWO REFINED"
And those, kids, are the long run effects having the enemy sleep with your mothers.
Please think about these poor Scouts before going to sleep with the mother of your enemies, since you don't want to have a rivalry with THAT do you?
Well to be fair Shawn did fix it.
Scout is from Boston!!!!!
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!
MY TOWERING PILLAR IS THE PILLAR THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Mah Boi, i am proud of you!!!!!!!
OBJECTION!
The 2011 Scout is clearly shown wearing 3 different misc slot items, when in fact you can only equip one at a time! That scout is an imposter!
NYEAd a dispenser here!
i got the game on halloween , and i still dont have much items, which is why i prefer the orgininal without updates, out of pure jealousy. :(
*puts gun to head*
My father is no longer here… he's been Spychecked… HOWEVER!
On my right handed bat…
And my left handed Bonk….
He continues to live on as a part of me!
If you're going to trade, trade for the heavens! Even if it's a Scrap Metal you're trading for, keep on dealing! Once you've profited your way through, that means you've won!
Who the hell do you think I am… I'm not the Spy or some fatty fat fat fat… I'm me!
A FORCE A NATURE!
inb4brooklynrage
*stands up and slow claps, which leads to a wave of other bystanders clapping until there's thunderous applause*
I think this was Scout's mental exercise in order to help him get over his fear of rainbows.
I was about to say…
What a rich history in the evolution of Hat Fortress 2.
Pardon me for asking, but… WTH bat is that!?
The more things change, the more they put Scout to shame.
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rabbid_4893.jpg">
Was it weird that I made that connection?
I like Rabid Scout better, just look at that psychotic smile.
Aw man, where do you get that blue shirt for a RED scout? I need one of those to confuse my enemies.
I don't think he was afraid of them, it's more that the beauty of them made him cry.
I just thought Flare would fit
Flare = Solar Flares
Flare = Fashion (those socks are questionably fashionable and simply something to DIE for!)
Um….. Hare ?= rhymes with flare, concerns the delightful rabbit skull resting upon his head
You know, times like these have actually made the 360 version of TF2 start to look appealing…
In 4 years, Scout has gone from RED Team to BLU Team.
TRAITOROUS SCUM.
cant beat my, cant beat my, no you cant beat my BROOKLYN RAGE~!
p.s. what is this symbol used in? -> æ
oh you know! it's that bat you get for doing that thing at the place.
Very rarely used anymore, often replaced in English by either an "ae" or just an "e", like "archaeology" as opposed to "archæology".
a hobo is not a bum, a hobo is a nomadic worker prevalent during the depressionistic era of american history. they would travel the rails looking for work, and they did not beg… like bums do.
It's the Rift Pre-order Bat, Sun on a stick
I actually like that too.
If you want it, wait a month, they'll be craftable.
Sun on a stick, making Scout pyro's creeper since….a few days ago.
DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
This kids is why you don't get high on BONK. You can get addicted on the first use and end up like our poor friend here.
You will become obsessed with hats and silly weaponry. You will lose sight of your real objective. Capturing that soldier's point and pushing a bomb in a minecart up hills. You will lose yourself to BONK.
A message from the Anti-Hat FPS Association. (AHFA)
<img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif">
It certainly seems appropriate to compare today's TF2 to a rabbid.
He really has matured. He switched to Blue Team. Much better.
http://www.tfportal.net/gfx/screenshots/tf2/scout…
Demopan?
And when he says shame he means herpes
So he traded his gun for a portable sun with the capacity to vaporize anything on touch on account of it being the friggin’ sun…..SOUNDS LIKE 2011 SCOUT GOT THE BETTER END OF THAT DEAL.
Okay… seriously. This shit isn't funny anymore.
HAHA LOOK AT HOW TF2 HAS CHANGED IT'S SO DUMB NOW.
All the hat stuff is OPTIONAL. Most of that stuff you have to play other Steam games to get. Can we all just shut the fuck up about this and play the god damn game?
They would carry their tools, usually farming implements, with them. The most easily seen would be the solid, wide hoe, thereby giving them their title: "Hoe Boys." Also, many would be skilled in hitching rides on the side-ladders of trains, much like we see the garbage-collectors now doing with those trucks.(I've also seen garbage trucks with the collectors hanging on on the highway, which is much more dangerous than doing the same on a freight- or passenger-train was. It scares me that they probably don't realize that they're travelling hundreds of miles more, and probably thirty- or thirty-five mph faster than people who used to get off every time a 18-24 mph train braked, at intervals of maybe 15-18 minutes.) Yes, off-topic, but interesting.
*Hands you a memo* I do verily decree that henceforth, unfunny jokes on any vehicular object and/or persons shall result in immediate E-peen drops. It is now alongside Courage Kratos, intentional trolling (for the benefit of the -100's), First posts, and all unwarranted bashing of cult/popular games, anime, television shows, and all tropes (if and when someone memorizes them all.)
Except Halo. Still fair game, otherwise the site name is pointless. I am proud though that you guys have rode that joke into the ground. You did my job for me!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472969…
There ya go
-1 buttpirate! Deploying supplies immediately.
He never really was on your side.
Scout gunna have to bonk a bitch?
"rode that joke"
I see what you did there.
Brooklyn rage?! BROOKLYN RAGE!!
It is his punishment.
Æ is a letter used in Danish, Norwegian, Icelandic and Faroese. Æ represent the letter ä in Swedish, German and Finnish. It is however pronounced in several different ways.
I've killed many of the abominations with my damn bare hands (actually that's a lie)
At first i was =I then i <img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awesome_face_bigger_1886.png">'d
OBJECTION!
The BLU Scout is already dead
He was murdered by the RED Spy on the 19th of May in 2009!
So the only logical conclusion on why the BLU Scout is apparently still alive after his murder is because THAT BLU SCOUT IS A SPY!
Alright, who's ready to go find the Spy?
Spy: Right behind you
*stab**stab**stab**stab**stabstabstabstab*
poor lil guy… he just wanted to be in the 69 peen club… like how i want to be in the 100 club, oh a moogle can dream….
You sacrifice the extra maps, but all the characters gain back their dignity…
Oh yeah, and no sandvich and Dead Ringer. Sucks for all of you.
Wait a second… Anti-Hat FPS Association?
Anti-capitalist warmongers! You dare to encourage war and kart-based terrorism over free trade?!
Spyttorney: Take That!
Hmm…Yea since everything is utter trading chaos.
I feel zis image is missing something…..
that or he was forced into the team as a spy because the spy was absent that day.
Killed manya those abominations with my bare goddamn hands (no that's a lie, mainly with a rake or big axe)
Just like the firey axe of death for the pyro.
Only diffence is that if you get it from the pre-ordered promotion you just get Genuine infront of the item name. Which can be fixed with a name tag
You don't mean that he could be a….
Stop trying to make Brookyln Rage a catchprase. It'll never catch on.
he's probably braindead from the hats, crafting and trading, but at least he looks happier.
Trade Fortress 2, everyone.
So. No optimization updates, nothing for LOD's, Bug fixes, etc.
Just more HERP DERP DERP PROMO ITEMZ AND HATZ.
Oh Valve. You fail so hard right now.
Dang. I still wonder how everyone else can pull of the "Card Games on Motorcycles" pun.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=473030…
sorry i have to do this twice, but http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=473030…
OMG I FIXED IT. :O
Oh, you mean a sp-
*backstabbed*
Wow! This is my second-highest-rated comment on Halolz after being on here for only 35 weeks! I'm so proud! Thank you all!
At least he doesn't look as bored…
…a LIE?!
OBJECTION!
STOHP RIGHT DERE, CRIMINEL SCUHM.
YHOU'V VIOLADED DE LAA-UGH. PAY DE CORT A FIYNE OR SURVE YUR SENTINCE.
On the other hand, no FaN or Huntsman. So maybe it's not so big a loss (for those who didn't have them and got raped by them, anyway).
But does the 360 have the female Scout mod? NOPE.avi
DOUBLE RAINBOW.
There's and edit button.
There's an edit button.
I play as female Scout, sooooo…
Actually, in the TF2 universe, the characters often get time off to be with their families and friends. If RED Spy killed BLU Scout, then he would not be getting laid anymore by BLU Scout's Mom. A more likely scenario is that he was just disguised as BLU Scout, but he didn't kill our quick little bunny. (Who is literally a bastard.)
And making for a nice game of fire tennis with Pyros since a few days ago.
……sigh.
Objection
Laugh… or cry?…
*sobs*
Hey, DM1293, you forgot to say "breaking any of the 211+ rules of Halolz, incorrect grammar, and claiming that an image is Photoshopped". *slams table* GET WITH THE PROGRAM, MAN!
The Sun Scout has finally arrived. Who will be next to fall to promotional items?
First he was badass and now he's FAAAAABULOUS
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HOLD IT!
This evidence says otherwise!
May I direct the court's attention to the second panel?
Thank you, please look at the screen on the right on said panel
What do you see?
It's the dead BLU Scout's corpse, possibly killed by the RED Spy as he infiltrated the BLU base
You defy the rules by having a Tidus avatar. The rules can be broken and still come away with a victory.
why is this posted on secret items? the scout is an item?
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*Looks upon bitch with pity*
It is a shame that jokes are beaten to death… right now the X on Ys is really in critical condition.
*Doles out pity +1*
Don't be stupid, for your own good.
As a wise troll once said: Nothing is true, anything is permitted (as long as it is still funny, else it will be -1'd up and down)
Good advice to live by
Isn't it also for encyclopedia dramatica??? ahhh yes it is. God knows why. æ
Try going to Spys R us. watch out for the spies there though.
Or any mod for that matter…
Or in this case:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK!
First I derp'd
Then I lol'd
Then I BONK'd
But that rabbit doesn't have a hat!
He's been taking daily doses of LSD for 3 years,
So I guess he looks pretty good
Nyeh!
Why are people thumbing you down? You speak the truth.
Fanboys.
They mad.
Umad fanboys?
Good job, I baked you this pie.
And if you're curious what flavor it is…
It's a PIE FLAVOR!
What a coincidence. I just switched from 360 to PC for, well, precisely this reason ITEMS ITEMS OH GOD I AM A SUCKER FOR ITEMS.
I have problems.
Gives a whole new meaning to "bonk"
I have no hats. (Except for the Gibus and parasite.) Yay?
Comma, 9, 4, 1
There's a reason you have 0p
Those ears… is Scout going to be in a new Smash Bros.?
Ever pressed "b" while holding your knife, while disguised? Does wonders