And that’s how Minecraft claimed 80% of our nation’s college students, wasting a perfectly good snow day.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2011 · 8:31 PM
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Castle? Bah. I am building a giant Gurren around my spawn. I will live in its face.
Fuck. Now I want to play Minecraft.
……wow.
One would say that is awesome.
I would dismiss it as being nerdy.
But I'll compromise that it is awesomely nerdy.
Minecraft: The TVTropes of PC Games
"It's a trap!", indeed.
Or is TVTropes really the Minecraft of the internet?
Also, the caption reminded me of the opening joke to Yahtzee's review of Minecraft. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-…
I know you've already seen it. Shut face.
I don't have Minecraft. :(
But I did pretty much spend the day playing Tales, so it's all good.
Ironic that this would be posted on a day from when the power in my house turned back on after being off for four hours. From an ice storm that my college never had a day off from. *sobs*
Have you ever procrastinated so much (Playing Minecraft of course) that you fall behind on an important project? Just follow these simple steps to save yourself from getting that embarrassing grade in class!
-Make something amazing about your project in Minecraft
-Make a ton of pictures so it takes up pages (That is if your project requires a set number of pages.)
-Do a little one page summary of the object and what it has to do with your project.
-Enjoy free 100's! (Or at least a 90 or something…)
Already have been for the past 40 something hours. @_@
Make sure to put some creeper traps though, don't wanna undo your hard work.
I´ll build the biggest snow fortress of all time and this one never melts away XD
Btw vgcats updated :3
Fuck Fuckidy FUCK Fuck XD
I think that Minecraft should be a requirement for any architechture major. That way, you're technically doing homework.
Minecraft is and always was
*5 minutes later*
Was I doing something?
I'm Canadian and what's a snow day?
Actually, I started my AP Stats homework, finished my castle and then finished my Stats homework.
I know, right? When you went to elementary school, you couldn't wait for snow, that icy and beautiful liberator, to cancel your boring classes when it arrived in massive quantities, making the banks metres high. But now that you're in college, you stop rejoicing quite fast when you realize that it just means that traffic is going to be Hell, frozen over or not, and start remembering the simpler days of your younger youth, when all your worries were light and blurry, like the snowflakes falling from the skies above, one by one…
The Internet: The Leech of Life.
Today I built a castle, and am 90% finished a home, dug down into a mountain* (just 3 rooms though).
I can totally relate
*fuck yeah
80 foot golden phallus, what would I do without you???
oh yeah, fall into the chasm that was the continent I had to overturn to build you.
ZOMG!!!
snow that never melts!?!?!
I'd like to reiterate my earlier comments of "I spent time building shit I can't save" and "most of it being lava-heated homes".
nicccccccce (AP Ssssstatssssss) homework you've done there,
ssssssshame if something happened to it…
Physical 3d modeling class? Bor~ring.
Whats that? Spend 40 hours digging out caves and building things? SIGN ME UP!
CURSES!
I'm trapped in the snow, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE MINECRAFT.
well I guess I call Stay up late playing on MS Paint long enough to think I'm playing minecraft.
ZOMG!!!
vg cats updated?!
But, teacher, the creeper blew up my homework! I swear on the almighty Falcon!
Now, I don't abuse the word epic like Mel Gison beats his wife, but on truly special occasions, that is the only word capable of descibing things. It is epicly awesome, while having a tinge of nerdy.
Being from the Deep South, I have to ask: What is snow?
Playing video games as your homework
It's almost as awesome as playing video games as your job
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Look like this link…
*shades*
is unrealated.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
I spent the whole day working on this: http://www.majhost.com/gallery/lakonua/Minecraft/…
Instead of making models for my animation class. (That tall tower is 7 floors high now. The others will be as well upon completion.)
Gonna take a looooooot of wood for this thing. Deforestation, ho!
do you live in Texas?
Pierce the pixelated heavens my boi that's where all the infinite diamond float about.
How… did you… get… a -116?
-Tape money to the back of the paper.
the whole live should be like playing a video game
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*unrelated
Bah, you can learn plenty in Minecraft.
This is a cube, a three-dimensional shape made up of six square faces. Each cube in minecraft has the dimensions of ___ feet length and width. So, this giant phalicy, which we will assume is has the dimensions of ___ x ___, would be made out of how many blocks of Gold?
There, you just learned some Geometry while building a giant golden penor.
Also, should I be weirded out by the fact that I just spent this whole snow-day playing minecraft and just got off of it to find this submission?
in appropriate quantities, snow is the greatest thing in the world
In less then the above amount, it is a dissapointment,
in greater amounts then above, it is a total pain in the ass
Somebody give me a link to something insanely funny. I desperately need to laugh right now.
ZOMG!!!
refer to last panel in link: http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=45
OR…
*5 hours later*
Oh fuck, its 2 in the morning!
professors will go bankrupt!
(considering he uses child labor, I'm quite sure Oak is already in this category)
*takes money*
Paulrus-es will go bankrupt too!
Louisiana. Just outside of New Orleans, actually.
Snowmageddon and Minecraft combine.
Production is lost for the week.
For those of you who remember another comment I made on a Minecraft submission, I started playing Spore again today.
*trollface*
WHAT? HOW DID YOU GET +4?
I….am shocked…..more shocked then when Vgcats actually updates
Only issue with that is Minecraft and physics only glance at each other every once and a while, pretty much any time you find yourself 40 blocks in the air. But most of the time, floating castles.
What? A castle? Pffft, more like underground house. My backyard is a cavern.
>Get snow day at school today
>See this submission
SHAWN ARE YOU READING MY MIND.
I wouldn't be laughing so much if this wasn't specifically what I said several days ago during a snowstorm….
Curse you Shatman!
You took my idea! >_<
I don't authorize him. *plants a sign down*
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D60xnL33mvQ/SJpOjH8CwcI/AAAAAAAAADc/JcTvNBkxd20/s320/troll.gif">
With my 1,000th post, I rebuke him.
Minecraft? In MY TV Tropes?
Agreed. However, subzero temperatures, a rather big change from the snow that I'm used to back home (home at Buffalo, college at Potsdam,) are not fun in the slightest.
Tear ducts freezing is probably one of the more painful experiences I have ever faced
You must be very shocked then, considering Super Effective updated.
you must be really deep south because we get snow in texas
Whoa, I didn't even notice that, I knew the actual comic updated a bit ago.
That's a nice building you got there….be a sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshame if anything happpened to it.
<img src="http://comicjk.com/Pics/Comic104.gif" alt="Star Wars"/>
Hrm, so you interrupt his spell and he cannot cast another for 4 seconds…
Oh, wait, we're talking about real life here? Whoops.
it snows in texas
If you meant life, you got a grammar hammer coming your way then.
Being where I am from, I have to ask: What is love?
Thank you for the new sours of entertainment.
Yours is the pick that will pierce the diamonds
Because he's an opposite of a Gentleman…
A Nega-Gentleman
*dun-dun-dun*
Ha! Nice try, but Creepers can't cause any damage if they go off in water.
Yes, but imagine that for three years!!!
hey so im just wondering, does anyone on this site play halo anymore? because i do and i think reach is awesome
Hey, even though it is a snow day, someone has to feed the spiders…with fire.
I know right? Damn thing is always there, lurking on my start bar, daring me to do any homework, or even take notes during class. back row, how I love you…
Once I figured out how to make efficient tree farms, I stopped having a reason to leave my caves.
I am now one of the mole people… -.-
Each voxel in minecraft is accepted to be 1 cubic metre.
I tried that, but i scaled it wrong and it was too tall for the map :(
It's more likely than you think.
"Tear ducts"
"Face(d)"
I see what you did there :V
If you were Canadian you'd know. Happens all the time up here.
See, this is a link I WANT to click. *clap clap*
Lady don't hurt me, no more.
THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T REMIND ME OF ME.
There's an outside?
Hey, it's my first megabuild. You'll probably finish first.
Me: "Ugh, I've just spent the last few hours shoveling… time to unwind. I'll get back to Minecraft and finish excavating the area around the Moriya shrine."
*starts shoveling out areas covered in snow*
"…Deja vu?"
Relevant.
<img src="http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j427/Grashbar/Pickaxe.png">
Response 1: something about popeye's chicken and getting hit in the face with a shovel
or
Response 2: You call that inch and a half that you guys get snow? That's nothing
Kinda leaning towards number 1
Two snow days in a row?! My castle will finally be completed!
Lemme just click this TVTropes link…
/fact
once every 26 years :C
*GETS AS MANY COLORED BLOCKS AS POSSIBLE*
Psh, I don't need a SNOW day to become distracted. I'm distracted every-- oooh internets.
Yeah, it's this wonderful place with grass and sand and lots of water! Most of the time it's really bright because of a giant fireball in the sky and friendly animals frolic about and fall off cliffs.
well a LITTLE more then that but it did snow on my birthday once and my birthdays in april!
I'd have to agree. I had to shovel so much damn snow, just for my parents' cars. Mine is part of the yard itself at this point. I'm in Oklahoma and it feels like tons, but apparently my friend in Maine gets it like that all the time.
actually, im just as surprised as you guys… lol…
I'm sorry, I must have been in this basement for too long…
Actually, they do less damage, but still some.
At least to you.
And they could definately jump up there.
NO!! NO!!
…we've lost 'em.
…do we have to absorb him intp a gentleman or do we beat him up? The canons getting hazy…
Don't be sorry. It's very overrated.
i love how this got posted on the day i had one, i was building a castle, and I'm missing like 15 assignments for my english class alone. a slap in the face or coincedence.
Nice snow day youve got there… SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Step 5: ???
Step 6: $$$ Profit! $$$
I'm British and what's a government that can adequately deal with a pitiful amount of snow and not fail entirely?
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