In a world of epic team-ups, no one can defeat Professor Layton on a Charizard. NO ONE.
It’s brains and brawn in one sexy package! Layton will sip his tea as Charizard burns the flesh from your bones!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2011 · 4:11 PM
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Archaeologists on dragoncycles?
Don't you start!
I've always thought that Layton would look a lot better if he had some form of facial hair. Is that just me?
Too late.
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If you open your door and see this, know one thing;
GAME OVER.
Professor Layton: So badass he caught that Charizard using a simple mind puzzle.
You know this reminds me about a puzzle!
This reminds me of a puzzle. But then Gary Motherfucking Oak came in, broke the puzzle and challenged me to a battle.
Their may be one thing that could beat this… Phoenix Wright on a Blastoise that is riding a motorcycle
the top hat of all top hats, he is a true inspiration.
Oh yeah? Wolf on a Venusaur can't let you do that!
Challenge Accepted.
OPTION 1:
It's a good thing I chose squirtle…
OR…
OPTION 2:
*throws pokeball*
"Go! Nosepass (pure rock-type, from you-know-where)!!!"
"Nosepass, use Stone Edge!"
It's super effective!!!
Layton used Puzzle Cube.
Blastoise became confused.
Dammit Shawn stop reading my mind and stealin my comments! D:
I think that Charizard riding a Professor Layton would be more epic.
…eww…
From the mountain?
Don't EFF with that combo. Just walk away, man. Walk away.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/me…
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Epic mount.
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We say Layton, that's a fine specimen of a Fire/Flying you got there, do you mind if we take a closer look?
I see Professor Layton on a Charizard….
and raise you Phoenix Wright on a Seaking
With Miles Edgeworth on a Mudkip as back up
Captain Falcon on a Moltres begs to differ.
No! From that cave where you meet Steven in R/S/E!!!
OR…
No! My nosepass is so big…
IT IS A MOUNTAIN!!!
But not even wolf on a Venusaur can stop GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK ON AN ARCEUS!
Luke, here's my answer
Chuck Norris on a Lugia disagrees.
…Yeah, I couldn't think of anything better than Chuck Norris.
*gets stopped by Red on a Mountain*
And to up the ante… (somewhat related)
Slippy Toad on a Magikarp!
mind = blown
ARCHAEOLOGISTS ON DRAGONCYCLES!
RAPTORS ON MOTORCYCLES!?!
NO ONE IS SAFE!
RUN!
I think my Phoenix Wright riding a Blastoise has the upper hand
Anyone find my brain?
It was just blown from my head.
rule 34?
o.o
wat?
Phoenix Wright used OBJECTION. Blastoise is no longer confused!
If he's my partner in a doubles battle, I will smack him if he asks me to "Get this guy off my Magikarp!"
GRAMMAR SPHERE!
*There
Goku on a Rayquaza will throw his hat into the ring, too.
While he has you distracted with a puzzle, he kicks your Pokemon's ass because you never gave them a command.
Bruce Lee riding a Aerodactyl will judge.
Huh? Oh yeah, about that…
Go Tangela!!! Use giga drain!!!
Professor Layton dominated the Trick House so many times that eventually his reward was a Charizard.
*stands there smirking, alongside a smirking Tyranitar, Umbreon, Quilava, Weavile, (big as a mountain) Nosepass and "Butts" the Pidgeott, Guile's theme in the background*
"Can't let you do that Gary M-F Oak on an Arceus"
OR…
"Can't let you stop that Star Wolf"
OR…
What about Poke-atheists??? They don't believe in Arceus!!
Fujiwara no Mokou on a Ho-oh, all your arguments are invalid.
Double-phoenix.
Someone needs to draw this epic battle.
Hmmmm it might be a trap..
Yeah, slap the text right in front of his face, that's a good idea.
I'm pretty good at drawing. But I've already got the fight DVR'd so… I'm good
Chuck Norris riding a Mew
Dear god.
There is no breaker to this combo.
He is our god now
After seeing the pokegirls post, the the concept of Professor Layton riding a Charizard takes on a whole new meaning….
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=471980…
He's right here, officer
Maybe with Professor Layton, the mysteries of the Braille puzzles in FireRed/LeafGreen can finally be solved.
Maybe we could get Leonardo DaVinci on a Smeargle to paint it for us.
Who rules Bartertown? Laytonzard…Laychar….damnit this is hard…ProfessorCharizard?
HCOLA?
Go, Franziska von Karma on a Blastoise!
"You foolish fool who dares to foolish use a fool fire-type pokémon against me, you shall drown thanks to your foolish foolishness!"
Gentleman, BEHOLD:
<img src="http://scentsandaccentshome.com/graphics/dragons/172792.jpg" alt="Dragoncycles" />
Just don't mix him up with the Ninja Turtle, 'cos then we'll just have pizza sauce smeared everywhere!
Professor Layton riding a Charizard.
Your arguments are invalid.
I think I got my brother that for Christmas a few years back.
Hmm…
*Catches Officer Jenny's growlithe in a pokeball*
Problem, officer?
OR…
Yes, but there's like 9001 of them just south of Pallet Town. I just got Gary's sister to send me one! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=471986… http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kanto_Rout…
And a map too rel="nofollow"> <a href=" rel="nofollow">http://(” target=”_blank”>( rel="nofollow">)
Come on at me bro
Come on at me bro
I'm Pro Layton, yo
Come on at me bro
*crash*'
Oh no! What was I thinking?
Must've been from this cup of tea I've been drinking.
We can only hope that this doesn't turn into card games on motorcycles.
…
Dear sweet monkeys, what have I done?!
"OBJECTION!"
What, huh?
Wright: *bursts through the doors riding a Blastoise* Gentlemen.
Another good caption for this is "THIS IS ME GIVING A FUCK."
Now this, THIS IS WORTHY OF MY BIRTHDAY!
Released this guy… http://www.whiskeyandbeans.com/wp-content/uploads…
… upon innocent orphans!
He didn't have one on his team at the mountain, ergo he could not have one after soon descending from said mountain.
*casually sips tea*
The fact that you ordered a pokemon, which should not be on your six pokemon team according to the logic above, proves to me that you are either intentionally impersonating the real Red in order to profit for your own end or
*begins wiping monocle*
you, sir, have such a grasp on reality that you could find a way to slam a revolving door. You're as mad as a hatter, my friend. You've lost your marbles. You have bats in your belfry. You're gone fishing.
*stops wiping monocle*
Simply put, sir, you need to be institutionalized in either case.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Card games on motorcycles jokes?
In our Shawn Handyside?
He BEAT Gary Oak. HE IS THE KANTO CHAMP. He can swim out of your Institution. EVEN IF IT'S NOT NEAR WATER. Nuff said.
Well, they are also found at the base of Mt. Silver, ya know…
Maybe I traded Venusaur for Tangela when a challenger showed up with one… Why yes, I did. It was a ten year old girl!
OBJECTION! GARY Motherfucking OAK ON A GIGADRIO FINDS YOUR POST IRRELEVANT!
*Holds up Pikachu's bloody, dripping head.*
OBJECTION! google eyebleach.com. (sry don;t know how to put a link in)
Charton.
just in case… http://www.eyebleach.com/ http://www.eyebleach.com/ http://www.eyebleach.com/
triple dosage
Like this: http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploa…
-Attaches rotors to said F*CK and watches it take off- Now it's a flying f*ck.
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED PIKACHU!!!
*Kyle climbs up Mt. Silver, on a long, perilous journey… reaches the summit… "You Bastards!"*
Lapras, use bullet seed!!!, except with these…
*gives lapras real bullets*
*lapras fires bullet, well, bullets at quaker*
My brother gave me nothing and stole my present…
Want to join my family?
I concede my argument good sir, you have bested me in the ring of logic.
Damn professors and their chemically-mutated children.
*bows*
and a good day to you to. Now I return to my mountainous abode for a rest this eve
Jeez, I can overdose on this…
Critical hits are the key to success.
Bull. Professor gets ALL the ladies.
It's more likely than you think!
I, for one, will send out a high-temperatured Skitty on a Wailord nicknamed "Action".
P.S.
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404… link not found!
This is the most Metal thing I have seen all day.
The fuck?!
PROFESSOR LAYTON ON CHARZIRDS??
*Backstab*
I think not.
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doodily tick tock tick tock, baby
Puzzle Games on Charizards?
It must be Andross' black cousins.
They're clones.
It's almost as easy as overdosing on Amnesia Powder.
They're Stealth Rocks. Layton and Charizard are screwed.
Now available at all respectable retailers.
He didn't catch a Charizard. He caught a Bidoof, and as soon as talked to it, IT EVOLVED INTO A FUCKING CHARIZARD.
And I'm glad to be of some assistance with providing that link.
Damn devil-beasts and their clawed androgyny.
TO THE EYE BLEACH!
How does that work? If its a guy wailord, wouldn't it split the skitty apart? Or does he *hmhmhm* and then skitty swims in it? And if it's the other way around, how does skitty get up on top?
Do you have a toilet up there, or do you just have a MOUNTAIN DOO plant up there?
OOOH MAAAAH GAAAAAAAWD!!! I want that Prof. Layton figurine.
*Reports Red to the FCC for extended use of a firearm in a kids show.*
D8
Needs more music, but not bad.
Ha! Someone got it
Hey man, long time no see
…anyways, tonight at the Arby's, we will be serving Brain Soup. And Hot Pockets.
Some questions (aka everything you just said) is better left unanswered.
And Wal*Mart
…Ewwwww…
…
*points to the time-out corner*
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Charizards
Can't believe you missed that one, Zyquux!
Layton used diabolical box.
Everyone fainted.
So I'm assuming luke will be riding a Bibarel?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472052…
also, Pokemon is organized cockfighting, which is wagered upon…
I see your Professor Layton and raise you a Light with a Death Note on a Palkia!
http://www.plumbingstore.com/bidet_seats_toto.htm…
this is it. It's heated, and made of GOLD!!!
Ron White endorsed: rel="nofollow">
Damn Halolzers and their bandwagons.
You could say Professor Oak was…
*sunglasses*
puzzled.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Long time reader, first time poster. Hello everyone!
Damn British people and their fire breathing dragons.
Meteor Falls
FFFFFFFFUUU-
Luke will be riding an x-wing.
Brain + Brawn = Ultimate Weapon of Destruction.
*SPOILER ALERT*
The box is empty, it doesn't effect anyone.
D:
…*licks lips*… Maybe…
YOU CAN NOW GET SOME GENTLEMANLY ATTIRE: YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED!
I had amnesia powder once
I dont remember what happened to it though
I had the same problem when I took my slowpoke to the move deleter's…
My giant mallet disagrees.
This HERP DERP moment brought to you by Twilizer!!!
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^^^ WIN
No! Before that! It involved a letter!
this happened once, a friend's chihuahua mounted a german shepherd
FUNNIEST SHIT EVAR!!!
Gary Fucking Oak riding Arceus
nvm done before
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472092…
Need I Say More?
http://www.ssbwiki.com/Rock_Smash
/_
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…c-c-c-c-combo b-breaker!
I did? I DID HOLY ASDNJKASDNJKASD I stayed at 68 for a good 2 months…so worth it
The box is a li-(bricked)
Yup, no problem. I forgot the solving Mysteries part too but I became too lazy to edit it.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472111…
<img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/16/b268b606-e3ae-404e-afe0-9f62cbd1cf6e.jpg" alt=" />
Where the fuck did you find that picture… Y'know, so I can burn the place to the ground…
Mom? Is that you? What are you doing to those orpha…. JESUS CHRIST, MOM, LOOK AT THE MESS YOU'VE MADE!
GAH! I'M SLIPPING IN MY DUTIES!!!
Uh…um….Here's a link!
Hehe…a literal brick joke!
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A new challenger approaches!
*runs away*
Damn C-C-C-Combo Breaker
O SHIT IT'S REACHED HALOLZ RUN FOR YOUR LIFES
He looks awfully nonchalant despite being in such a ball-bustingly awesome situation.
Damn it
Leave it to you to think of it that way…
I meant Charizard popping out of Professor Layton's hat, but I guess people took it a different (sexual) way.
Oh, well! Such is the wonder of internet!
I was talking about his face. I dunno what you're getting at.
Comics like that are the entire reason why I'm following Zillabean on dA.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472233…
It's okay, it's okay. There's plastic wrap covering every surface. There's not going to be a mess to clean up.
*walks up behind SonicsmyName* It's going to be fine…
*Stab* Just don't tell anyone about it…
Layton, careful not to spill your tea on that charizard cause you don't wanna get burned
*Uncloaks behind Red* *Stab noise* *Splat* * Maniacal laughter* *Cloaks and runs away*
… I am speechless… but my RPG has something to say! POW! *whistle* BOOM!
it has freakin lazer beams
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
lives*
Plus, you need punctuation.
right into a pyro
…not happy.
Chuck Norris on Joey's rattata
Like Charizard and Zords mixed together??
*Excited gasp*
CURSES FOILED AGAIN
…Is that cake?
*rips off disguise, revealing myself to be the batman, grabbing quaker by the throat*
not this time buddy
No…
I'm just going to go to the restroom…
Don't wait up, cos that'd just be creepy
So you imply you're like these guys??? http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/huge-…
Put the dinosaur on a motorcycle, on the shark, and then we'll talk
Damn kids and their curse words.
This is actually a landscape photo, on the other side is Phoenix Wright drinking coffee on a Blastoise with a mac behind him. Although I don't think he'll win because everyone knows Water types are weak against fire types " rel="nofollow">
What happened then?
Dewford Cave
Am I the only one to have passed Hoenn Geography 101?
Damn humans and their reproductive organs
Likely so, in both cases.
I, however, was the ace student in the Kanto Academy's Mountain 101 course
I had to share this comment "ProfessorSamOak" made on Reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/fdlie/co…
Wow, isn't this PROFESSOR LAYTON
riding CHARIZARD?
PROFESSOR LAYTON riding CHARIZARD
has a value of 700pts!!
PROFESSOR LAYTON's picture
is in the PKMN Report already.
How's the Size?
760pts! Hmm…
It's so-so.
How's the Pose?
Very threatening!
950pts!!
How's the Technique?
OK! The Pokémon is right in
the middle of the frame.
I can double the score for you!
Well done.
This picture is much better
than the last one.
HOW? *crying tears of blood* +1 to great sir
really some1 tell me how do you do this powerful magic?!?! +1 to you sir
next BLOODY OBJECTION!!! REDDOG51 SUPER DEATH MOVE FOR YOU!!! KILLER LEG HUMP OF…..DOOM!! *playing the doom song*
Damn Pokemon and their daycares.
Pokemon Snap reference? I think so, I can't really tell.
Joey's Rattata accepts the challenge
Wait a minute…
"!"
THESE ARE THE SAME MODELS THAT WERE FEATURED IN THE LAST ENTRY OF BOB'S HOUSE OF VIDEOGAMES
THE MEMORIES
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
CURSE YOU CHEEZBURGERZ!!!!!!!
It is official: the uptight brit is now synonymous with badass.
and their Millennium Items, and their card games, and their loud music and their hula hoops and their hopscotch and their dungarees and their lollipops and their Sony Playstations and their voice-activated light switches and their leather pants and your artificial insemination and their Blu-Ray Discs and their pierced scrotums…