Goomba Payback Time

Mario should thank God those power-ups are stored so high up in the air… if these little jerks could reach them he’d be in a lot of trouble.
Artwork by ZeroMayhem, video by Dorkly

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2011 · 3:25 PM 
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Artistic, Irony, NES, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Retro, Super Mario Bros, Teamwork, Video Clips

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109 Responses to “Super Mario Payback Time”

  1. Ataeru on January 30th, 2011 3:33 pm

    wow, the video is like a month or two old, I thought you would of posted it much earlier.
    i know you heard this before, but have you checked your emails? I think I sent you a video from Dorkly before. :/

  2. Angemon300 on January 30th, 2011 3:34 pm

    You could say that Koopa was

  3. Axel X on January 30th, 2011 3:42 pm

    And in Super Paper Mario, a Koopa DOES get a star!

  4. Vabolo on January 30th, 2011 3:44 pm

    I've heard of people getting high on shrooms, but never of shrooms getting high on themselves!

  5. MasterLuigi452 on January 30th, 2011 3:56 pm

    But… But…
    The power ups are only for Mario and Luigi!!!

  6. Hejiru on January 30th, 2011 3:56 pm

    Gary gets blamed for everything.

  7. Coodoo on January 30th, 2011 4:01 pm

    You know what I just realized? You've never seen Bowser hurt a fly, (besides Mario), and yet Mario has slaughtered millions.

  8. Uzumakiclan43 on January 30th, 2011 4:02 pm

    So, you're jumping on turtles one day, and all of a sudden, one of them gets this:
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    What do you do in response?

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    You up the mother-fuckin' ante, that's what you do.

  9. TCC on January 30th, 2011 4:05 pm

    I dunno, fire powers didn't help the hammer bros. too much. :/

  10. RoverTHX on January 30th, 2011 4:19 pm

    The two goombas below would of have been normally been squishified.
    Wait a moment, how did they even get the flower out in the first place?

  11. Ichiinu on January 30th, 2011 4:25 pm

    And that, good sirs, is a demonstration of why you do not forget Evil Overlord Rule #6:
    I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them

  12. Dr.Panda on January 30th, 2011 4:30 pm

    Whats gonna work? Teamwor- *Mario comes out of no where and takes the power up*

  13. Dr.Panda on January 30th, 2011 4:40 pm

    And who ends up getting the power up?
    Gary thats who.
    No not Gary the Goomba
    But Gary MotherEffin Oak

  14. DM1293 on January 30th, 2011 4:40 pm


    Watch the whole thing if you like, but the scene two minutes in is the relevant part.

  15. Twilizer on January 30th, 2011 4:44 pm

    This makes no sense, Gary can't be the Goomba on the bottom's name because Gary's Girth would have lifted them straight up to the flower faster than a Pidgy flying to Pallet Town.

  16. AuraMaster on January 30th, 2011 5:06 pm
  17. Xyxoz on January 30th, 2011 5:37 pm

    Looks like the Koopa…
    was shell-shocked…
    *removes glasses*
    when reaching for the stars…
    and having Mario stomp away his dreams.

  18. Marzen on January 30th, 2011 6:43 pm

    The idea of a goomba eating a fire flower, then randomly catching fire and running around screaming is a funny one indeed.

  19. Walweegee on January 30th, 2011 7:35 pm

    Stupid koopa you had the chance to kill mario and you missed it!

  20. Red on January 30th, 2011 8:55 pm

    So, wait, if he jumps up and lands on another goomba, does said stepped on goomba not get killed?

  21. Jimmy on January 30th, 2011 9:26 pm

    If I were Gary (Not the Motherf***ing Oak one) I would hoist the top Goomba up to the pipe, THEN have the second stay on top of my head and jump after I jump, then the second one and first lift each other up and jump again. It's like Yoshi betrayal but without the neverending fall of doom.

  22. BoxeyBrown on January 30th, 2011 11:28 pm

    They only get it in Expert mode.

  23. Bi0f0rce on January 31st, 2011 12:52 am

    Silly goombas, Gary is known for his girth, not his height

  24. K_o_Incoherency on January 31st, 2011 11:17 am

    The artist for the image is ZeroMayhem on Deviantart from back in 2006.

  25. K_o_Incoherency on January 31st, 2011 3:35 pm

    Someone needs to make a mod for this.

  26. chuckpebble on February 1st, 2011 9:12 am

    Has there ever been a sprite mod where you get to play as a goomba? I think I'd play that.

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