Mario should thank God those power-ups are stored so high up in the air… if these little jerks could reach them he’d be in a lot of trouble.
Artwork by ZeroMayhem, video by Dorkly
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2011 · 3:25 PM
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wow, the video is like a month or two old, I thought you would of posted it much earlier.
i know you heard this before, but have you checked your emails? I think I sent you a video from Dorkly before. :/
You could say that Koopa was
*sunglasses*
Starstruck
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
And in Super Paper Mario, a Koopa DOES get a star!
I've heard of people getting high on shrooms, but never of shrooms getting high on themselves!
Yeah but only get to squashed again with same star.
But… But…
The power ups are only for Mario and Luigi!!!
Gary gets blamed for everything.
You know what I just realized? You've never seen Bowser hurt a fly, (besides Mario), and yet Mario has slaughtered millions.
So, you're jumping on turtles one day, and all of a sudden, one of them gets this:
<img src=http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/8/b/8bitbodyarmor_fullpic.jpg>
What do you do in response?
<img src=http://www.gamevain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Super-Mario-World-funny-pic.jpg>
You up the mother-fuckin' ante, that's what you do.
I dunno, fire powers didn't help the hammer bros. too much. :/
Because you're Mario Motherfuckin' Mario.
…yeah, I guess there's a reason no one ever uses his last name.
Why would a dinosaur need Nikes?
ILLOGICAL!
The two goombas below would of have been normally been squishified.
Wait a moment, how did they even get the flower out in the first place?
What about Mario's Goomba partners in the Paper series?
And that, good sirs, is a demonstration of why you do not forget Evil Overlord Rule #6:
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them
Whats gonna work? Teamwor- *Mario comes out of no where and takes the power up*
Perhaps they just Do…..
It
And who ends up getting the power up?
Gary thats who.
No not Gary the Goomba
But Gary MotherEffin Oak
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Watch the whole thing if you like, but the scene two minutes in is the relevant part.
SELF DEFENSE! IM CALLIN SELF DEFENSE!
Those are AIR JORDANS MAN.
This makes no sense, Gary can't be the Goomba on the bottom's name because Gary's Girth would have lifted them straight up to the flower faster than a Pidgy flying to Pallet Town.
You would think he would wear these.
<img src=http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/08/mario-nikes.jpg>
Ah yes, the elusive Mario Fly.
DO WANT.
You'd think Goombas and Koopas would be on the endangered species list by now. PETA must hate Mario's spaghetti-filled guts.
<img src="http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/6c/178._Zombie_Shroom_Card.JPG">
Your link was broken. I fixed it.
At least it's better than Luigi Mario…
Relavent:
<img src="http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2009-01-21-128-MarioParty.jpg" alt="BiTF 128"/>
thank you good sir. damn period got in front of the "http" somehow :/ +1 for you
That's because GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK can use all of the power-ups…AT THE SAME TIME.
This is highly educational. *Takes notes*
Looks like the Koopa…
*sunglasses*
was shell-shocked…
*removes glasses*
when reaching for the stars…
*explosion*
and having Mario stomp away his dreams.
THOSE GOOMBAS WERE SHUFFLING TOWARDS ME WITH MALICIOUS INTENT!
Who now?
"When you have to shoot, shoot! But don't talk."
Seriously, monologuing kills.
I think he's talking about Ganondorf, you know, the guy with the pork fetish?
+1 for BitF reference. Incedentally, do you mind teaching me the <> code for embedding images?
That excuse works every time. Trust me. The juries eat that "malicious intent" stuff up. At least, all of the 371 ones I've met have.
A triple CSI? Impressive. I would have said "stomp on his dreams," but that's still decent.
inb4YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<img src*="" alt*="" /img>
Without the asterisks (*), and where you enter the URL to the image between the first quotation marks, and anything between the second.
Anyone else have an AC*thunderbolt*DC song in their head now?
The idea of a goomba eating a fire flower, then randomly catching fire and running around screaming is a funny one indeed.
He had blue bulls (get it?) in the first game And A Link to the Past. And Oracle of Ages/Seasons. And Four Swords Adventures. No wonder he kept trying to kidnap Zelda!
http://tippingforties.com/project.aspx?key=23
A Guide To Teamwork.
yes… yes I do…
<_> deeeeerrrp I have a DERRRRRP …. DDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP… derp, derpkarp?
mario forgot it or did not pick it up cause he had a better one already…
Thanks.
Relevant.
<IMG alt=Relevant src="http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2011-01-24-305-PartyStar.jpg" img>
Mario and Luigi RPG 3 says hi!
It helps when your lawyer is Phoenix Wright.
In 5 minutes he's already accusing other people of your crime, even if it clearly wasn't them!
Invincible flying fireball shooter?
Does that mean he's the Sun?
Oh, you mean this:
<img src="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bee-mario.jpg" alt="Bee Mario">
EDIT: Smaller picture. :P
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*relevant
Stupid koopa you had the chance to kill mario and you missed it!
I repeatedly hear of a man named "Luigi." Who might this fellow be?
Magnets.
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OzwLuCyokhk/TIOyPlrwa9I/AAAAAAAAABM/-FHzWd0C7K0/s1600/derp2.jpg" alt="DERP" /img>
I had the Grammar Hammer swung at me?!
That burning sensation I feel? IT IS SHAME.
Incidentally, they must have been big fans of the Beatles, seeing how they're getting high with a little help from their friends.
And when you've defeated Bowser, I guess it's safe to say that you can get as many of these as you want:
<img src="http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn57/Wabba5/1up.gif" />
That's going in the bookmark list.
So, wait, if he jumps up and lands on another goomba, does said stepped on goomba not get killed?
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/inside-edi…
I'm just gonna leave it here!
Mario and who?
so THAT'S how they fu**ing work…
And I almost forgot Super Mario RPG!
I feel ashamed now…
Those were spin off serise, so not really Super Mario Bros. series.
Or these. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKUicz3n…
Because of his super high jumps.
If I were Gary (Not the Motherf***ing Oak one) I would hoist the top Goomba up to the pipe, THEN have the second stay on top of my head and jump after I jump, then the second one and first lift each other up and jump again. It's like Yoshi betrayal but without the neverending fall of doom.
I've also heard of this Mr. L character…. I wonder if there's a connection?
Ho what?
BADASS
But, Yoshi hates Mario, doesn't he? Remember? Hey, buddy, I don't think we're gonna make this one. Buddy? MOTHERFU-!
Must I bring back old memories?
O.M.G. He's the sun in SMB3 World 2-quicksand!
D=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE CSI! OVERKILL!
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. Or husbands who come home early do.
WE MUST STUDY THIS! TO THE MOUNTAIN-MOBILE!!!!!
Whoa, ooooold shit! Is that Bill O'Reilly?
That plays whenever I get a lightning bolt in Mario Kart Wii.
They only get it in Expert mode.
*cues batman theme music* http://images1.makefive.com/images/technology/mot…
*record scratches, bohemian rhapsody begins to play*
Don't forget the "Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. "
Silly goombas, Gary is known for his girth, not his height
The sun… In a penguin-frog suit, sitting in a giant green boot, with bee wings under the cape, surrounded by springs, inside a boulder, with bunny ears… I probably forgot some, but eh.
I'd say Xyxox…
*glasses*
just blew my mind.
*headsplosion*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!
and a metal ghost!
as for the vid, all I have to say is: bad (payback) time management
payback time. but at what cost? the cost of you accidentally frying your friends.
The artist for the image is ZeroMayhem on Deviantart from back in 2006. http://zeromayhem.deviantart.com/gallery/424530#/…
Someone needs to make a mod for this.
And people with mustaches.
Hey, totally irrelevant, but what e-peen must you be to obtain some gentlemanly attire?
O.M.G. They are doin in with thier clothes on!
Ooh! Story time! *popcorn, pajamas, fireplace, etc.*
*gasp* Masterluigi got -1'd? DISPENSE THE +1's!!
Also: GRAMMAR HAMMER *series*
69
You said the secret word! Yay!
('cause things are screwy, in Red's mountain house!)
I have the shotgun!
…y'know, in case he disappoints us!
When I first started commenting, I noticed a CORRECT SPELLING getting grammar hammered, and pointed it out, only to get a -16. then I was lectured, and my reply got a -14, so I pointed out the fact that it was correct, as I had forgotten to mention that. This whole problem was started when Zyquux incorrectly grammar hammered a person saying exeggcute, which is correct.
I'm kinda close! Red, you should get some. Also gentlemanly gear.
DAMN. just, just, DAMN!
I have the gear, did you not notice?
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Has there ever been a sprite mod where you get to play as a goomba? I think I'd play that.
…TWO HATS? also ur monocle is on ur cheek…
No, for if you see where my left eye is…
And the two hats is because I starred in two games* (plus their remakes)! (*excluding Stadium and Smash Bros)
*Anguished yell*
You've said too much now.