Even after seeing this trailer it’s hard for me to believe this is really happening.
Hell I probably won’t even believe it when I’m playing it!
Official trailer from gearboxsoftware, submitted by Sir Kemper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2011 · 10:59 AM
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Seriously… why am I the only one that isn't already fanboying this game?
May 3rd can't come soon enough. :D
I'm not even into FPS or M or A rated games, and this is STILL AWESOME. Love the quips
I've Got Statue's Of Steel.
Faved for alien with three knockers.
Where have I seen this before? >_>
It's because Duke broke our hearts…
*Watches trailers*
….okay another chance is good.
Prodigy Music?
Doing that right after Scott Pilgrim vs The World did it is just suspicious.
I hope he remembered some bubble gum.
Alright Duke, it's been well over a century.
Hit me with all you got!
<img src="http://ps3.kombo.com/images/content/news/blurb_duke2_20080626.jpg">
DIDN'T YOU SEE THE TRAILER?! HE'S REALLY REALLY ALL OUT!!!
I could write something witty, or see this for the hundred time this week.
The choice is easy.
I have nothing to say. So instead I shall watch this again.
If you think about this logically, they've had 12 years to come up with material. This means that the game should have at least 12 years of awesome packed into it, and this video makes it seem possible.
How 'bout I rip of your head and shit down your neck?
Somone needs to make that controller at the end.
I've never played a Duke Nukem game, so I'm obviously not as excited as everyone else about this, but thats not saying I'm not ****ting myself with anticipation.
"Hell, I'd still hit it"
That made me laugh like hell for some reason
I really hope what the Duke was tickling at the end….
wasn't an "end"
That was a LOT of pixelation.
The more pixelation in the censored ad, the better the game.
YOU KNOW THEY'RE BRINGING IT, MAN.
All about the delivery.
And the boobs.
delivery and boobs.
$10 says it comes with the preorder
go buy all of the originals before you even consider playing this
or you shall be shunned
at first it looked a lot like halo to me
but then he started punching aliens in the crotch and i felt a warm feeling of nastalgia
I ought to break a broomhandle off in your ass!
It's time to kick ass.
I LOVE BOOBIES!
"But, they made one mistake… they shouldn't have gone after our women."
Hell, I'd be pissed too if the aliens did that.
On a side note, those schoolgirls were making out in front of a picture of Duke. Did he found an all-girl's school?
Well, my expectations for this game just went from -0 to OMGZ THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.
This and bulletstorm is going to mark the return of "Crazy" shooters.
About Fucking Time
Master Chief who?
I was still a kid when I played 3D, and even though I couldn't really understand what he said (didn't really know english back then), it was still all sorts of awesome!
I WANT IT!
That'd work.
Deliboobies.
Alright, lets hear it.
Who needs new pants now?
After seeing the trailer, I will say this to the aliens:
Urine big trouble now!
I don't wear pants. They're for pantsies.
Hey, looks like a good game so what… A GOD ALIEN TITS D:
No but all jokes aside, if it comes out im gettin' it, if its good im gettin' the rest o' em :D
It appears that we have begun another pun war.
"Oh I wonder whats on Halolz today—"
*Immediately becomes a bodybuilder with a minigun*
"…holy shit."
JUBBLIES!!!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
And for a billionaire savior of earth, thats impressive to do.
Don't deny it. WE'D ALL BUY THE PREORDER FOR THE CONTROLLER.
Enough with this "realism" nonsense! I want ridiculousness! Well, that's why we have Team Fortress 2!
(Exclamation points for emphasis!)
In Prototype, you got to karate kick helicopters. In this game, you get to punch an alien in the nuts. Repeatedly. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT!?
fifth element.
STONKING GREAT TITS!!!
I was gonna say something witty here but this trailer is too awesome for words.
The more superficial the reward, the more people will want it.
May 3rd. This is your last chance Duke. Your last chance to redeem yourself and beat the shit out of Master Chief and Noble Squad as "most badass character fighting aliens".
We never needed power suits. We never needed silent protagonists, or a plot. We just needed a guy smokin' a cigar, drinkin' a beer, spewing macho one liners that cause women to have an eargasm fifty feet away while he plants a gold desert eagle into a pig-cop forehead and pulls the goddamn trigger.
*Crosses arms* We'll be waiting Duke.
I'd make a joke about how late it was, but I think the trailer already made every joke about it.
Oh, wait, here's one. He took so long because he lost Froggy.
Duke Nukem does Rodney Dangerfield proud
Stop.
Linking.
To.
TVTropes.
(one hour later)
Its got Bawls of aluminum.
He might hit it, but I'd need one hell of a pair of beer goggles.
With balls of diamonds.
They're definitely fucking bringing it this time.
I need new pants and a new carpet.
Which is great and all…but why did they have to render out his penis peeing. I mean did anyone want to see that? And I think this would be like the first ever penis in a videogame.
Total Recall
So, what's gonna be the new post on Halolz today? Duke Nukem? Probably a fan-made video about what the game will be. Lemme just-- *watches video*
*nose bleed* I came.
This should do the trick http://peterahall.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/bee…
Realism? It looks like Wii graphics in the first person perspective (though it may just be from all the pixelation)… (or mountain fog messing up my screen)
I needed to get a new chair anyway.
Custer's Revenge.
Good news: the website says you can play the demo when you buy the GotY Version of Borderlands.
Bad news: **** I JUST ****ING BOUGHT BORDERLANDS.
Forever A King!
or Forever F@@King!
Hmm why exactly is he punching some random flag? I mean thats not even- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
And still will be out before Black Mesa.
Crysis' multiplayer trailer used the same music. It seemse it's a hot commodity for trailers these days.
NEVER!
TV Tropes: The smart way to troll.
I have been waiting so long for this! Finally! on a sidenote, invaders must die makes anything epic.
Well I was referring to realism (attempted or otherwise) in gameplay.
Needs more civilians that wait behind doors to jump out so you lose points!
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hobby.jpg" alt="Hobby"/>
inb4 tothiscity
I saw this just before logging on here, but what I didn't see was ESRB's rating for it. All of those reasons for an M are reasons to buy it brand new after standing in the cold for four hours. I'd just have to bring plenty of gum.
Having the ability INSTANTLY makes a game more realistic than COD.
i don't get it? WHY can't you open a DOOR?!?!?!?
Can we open doors in Duke Nukem Forever??? We must find out!
THEREFORE…
I don't always play FPS'
but when I do,
I prefer Battlefield 1942…
Enemy submarine spotted, my friends
3 knockers?
<img src="http://www.wildwesthardware.com/hinges/Classic_western_ring_knockers_3_finishes.jpg">
And chew babies! wait…
Somebody needs to get him some everlasting gob stoppers or something.
Duke Nukem once punched out Willy Wonka for false advertising on his everlasting gobstoppers.
Y'know what? I say we put Duke Nukem anytime we'd say Chuck Norris from now on.
Hey, did you know there was porn on the Atari 2600? Cause, I shit you not, there was couple of them.
And why would you then laz0r them?
You are worrying about the music?
Do you see all those things on that list?
Next to the great big "M"?
There's your proof this game is going to be absolutely EPIC.
Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Strong Language
Mature Humor
Nudity
Strong Sexual Content
Use of Drugs and Alcohol
You know a game will be awesome when it gives you 7 reasons to buy it before the trailer starts.
so many strippers…
Alien bitches
…wait.
it's time to kick bubblegum and chew ass
an i'm all out of ass.
http://www.giantbomb.com/penis/92-2808/all-images… http://www.giantbomb.com/penis/92-2808/
You're welcome. Deal with it.
Also, I saw gameplay footage that had this scene. No penis, just piss. Do not worry, we will not see Duke's balls of steel. Maybe.
Personally, I see that quote becoming a meme in the future.
Because when you're the one who saved the planet, had ton of chicks for you and have the big guns, no one have to question your tastes for womens. Hell, it's probably the only thing in the universe which got XXX cup ones, gotta tap'em all!
It has bepun.
I could write a 50 page essay about why I want this game but…..OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG………..
*crosses fingers*
C'mon Gaben… make this the week of my life
Dante's Inferno
The awesomeness it makes me want to punch aliens in the crotch until they cry.
Veni, Vidi,
… veni *ashamedface*
you make trolling a art
How could someone not find that one punny?
Well, it turns out that the Mayan calender was wrong.
The world is actually going to end on march 2nd at midnight.
No universe can handle Duke Nukem Forever.
WOOT, havent played a Duke since i was a wee lad with my first "modern" console. well its about time they brought him back, video game character of the century, amiright?
So little time…
Am I the only one who gets the Latin?
"I came, I saw,
… I came."
you'd think they would have invented a whole new rating…. maybe instead it should just be rated "Duke", cause we all know what that means.
ENTIRE INVASION IS BABIES!
How 'bout this one:
"Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam fato profugus Lavinaque venit litora -- multam ille et terris iactus et alto vi suprum, saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram, multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem inteferretque deos Latio;" (it goes on but I'll stop here … SO MUCH RED LINE-NESS!!!)
If you can guess the source without looking it up (be as specific as possible), 1s to you for a month!
2 if you can translate it!
Man, this is so typical of Duke Nukem… even the TRAILER is taking a while to load.
I guess slow is just a general theme for Duke, eh?
It is from the opening of Vergil's Aeneid.
"I sing of arms and the man who first from the shores of Troy came destined an exile to Italy and the Lavinian beaches, much buffeted he on land and on the deep by force of the gods because of fierce Juno’s neverforgetting anger."
GRAMMAR HAMMER! You* make trolling an* art(.)
Damn you Vab
Well that isn't true. There hasn't been a new Duke Nukem game in 12 years but that doesn't mean that it has been in development for 12 years. If you do some research (I would do it for you but I am too tired right now) you will see that it has been in develpomential hell for so long.
damn. didn't think anyone would get that. well done good sir. you've earned your thumbs plus entry into this
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Isn't it May 3rd not March 3rd that it is coming out?
It's so beautiful, so intense!
What does it mean!?
Mmmm….Battlefield 1942.
I have fond memories of lying on the center train tracks of Stalingrad (I think), next to the ammo dispenser and spamming grenades in to the spawn point and watching the silly AI bots' deaths on the kill feed.
I'm afraid that belongs more to DM1293. I merely link to TV Tropes.
YES. YES. YES.
They don't make good games like that anymore. It truly was a fight for survival. COD has got nothing on Battlefield
Yeah AVGN reviewed them.
So they felt they had to censor a stream of piss? Okay ._.
Rule 34?
*Nostalgia
Strident… If it was never made then duke would have come bacl sooner.
Still I wounder what the health packs will be? (gum,beer, B(mature)ies?)
aww gross remove nudity and il buy
sigh. they always take the hot ones. always.
Hey, you get to show off to the hot ones then. "Hey baby, did you like how I just snapped the neck of that pig cop, or how I punched the shit out of an alien crotch 3 times my size?"
Cause they are too busy kicking bubble gum and chewing ass.
THE BALLS ARE NOW DIAMONDS
actually BMS might come out sometime in February (or so the forums say)
Pretty much. I would say that you would still have to censor things for a mass-release trailer, but the also failed to remove a "fuck".
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=469742…
Agreed.
I really hope there isn't any invisible head-shot scripted cheaters in game.
Chuck Norris kills Duke Nukem everytime!!!
The answer is simple. You buy the GotY version too. :D
SHHHUUUNNNNNNN!
Anything is possible when you're Duke Nukem!
Hope this time they won't tell us to blow it out our ass.
*playing the doom song* my old enemy bluehedgehog. let this be our greatest battle!!
Alright, alright! We can wait!
I'm mostly wondering what controller he'll hold in the PS3 version.
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS PIG PEOPLE TO FIGHT ME?