FUCK THE POLICE

I had no idea Koopa Troopa was such a pro! Anyone who can dash boost to avoid a blue shell hit is fucking bad ass in my book!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2011 · 7:02 PM 
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142 Responses to “FUCK THE POLICE”

  1. PewnyPL on January 21st, 2011 7:04 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws monitor*
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  2. tveye on January 21st, 2011 7:05 pm

    Kart races on motorcycles!!!!

    Dammit, now I'm getting sucked in…

  3. Zabrio on January 21st, 2011 7:08 pm

    That was one shell of a dodge

  4. Miles Edgeworth on January 21st, 2011 7:11 pm

    The police are quite are quite nice intelligent persons. Gumshoe aside. Insulting them won't improve your relations with not being in jail.

  5. Gearheadmk2 on January 21st, 2011 7:11 pm

    must…say…something…funny…and…memy
    cant…think…of…anything…funny…and…memey…

  6. AuraMaster on January 21st, 2011 7:18 pm

    For this guy to learn such an advanced trick, he's quite the Troopa.

  7. RoverTHX on January 21st, 2011 7:18 pm

    What we didn't see was the shyguy ship blasting the blue turtle shell before it could harm their koopa comrade.

  8. AuraMaster on January 21st, 2011 7:19 pm

    Woah, Edgeworth! Big fan of yours. Quite a privilege to be on the same site as you.

  9. The_AntiVillain on January 21st, 2011 7:20 pm

    (something clever)

  10. meinmattias on January 21st, 2011 7:24 pm

    What the shell was that?!

  11. Totema on January 21st, 2011 7:25 pm

    Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

  12. SSFF6B on January 21st, 2011 7:28 pm

    It looks like that Koopa Troopa was…
    *puts on failglasses*
    a little shell-shocked.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  13. Grashbar on January 21st, 2011 7:32 pm

    Guess how many times I wanted to do that.

  14. MorningMoon on January 21st, 2011 7:34 pm

    DODGE BLUE SHELL

    THERE'S A BANANA RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

  15. Sir_Nox on January 21st, 2011 7:35 pm

    TURTLE POWER!

    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
    Fuck The Au-Tho-Ri-Ties!
    TURTLE POWER!

  16. Sir_Nox on January 21st, 2011 7:35 pm

    DAMMMMMMMNNN…You beat me by five minutes.

  17. Sir_Nox on January 21st, 2011 7:37 pm

    KART RACES ON MOTORCYCLES?!

  18. FutureGentlman on January 21st, 2011 7:38 pm

    In 3-D!

  19. FutureGentlman on January 21st, 2011 7:40 pm

    I see him rolling.
    *launch, miss*
    I hating…

  20. killercartoons on January 21st, 2011 7:41 pm

    I would sh!t br!cks and punch someone if that happen while I was racing them!

  21. BlurrySandwich on January 21st, 2011 7:45 pm

    Koopa Troopa once read the story of the tortise and the hare. He learned that slow and steady wins the race… But then he remembered he was a total bad ass and dash boosted his way to victory like a pro

  22. Leo E. on January 21st, 2011 7:49 pm

    Haters gonna hate.

  23. superdrama on January 21st, 2011 7:54 pm

    Call that Troopa a Pokemon cuz that Shel's gon

  24. WheelMan1337 on January 21st, 2011 7:58 pm

    You listening? OK…
    Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'…
    …I dodge shells.
    *Dodges green shell* ZING!
    I'm a force of speed…
    *Dodges red shell* ZOOM!
    If YOU had faced what 'I' had faced, you'd be in f*cking LAST!
    *mushrooms past blue shell*
    TURTLE POWER!

  25. Shatman on January 21st, 2011 7:59 pm

    Good Evening,

    We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
    to uh, all the Blue Shells in the Mushroom Kingdom.

    Here's something nice and friendly,
    Here's something nice and friendly,
    Here's something nice and friendly,
    and it goes something like this.

    Fuck tha Blue Shell,
    Comin straight from the underground.
    Young Koopa can dodge like a bat outta hell,
    And he's no toad so plumbers think,
    They have the authority to kill a minority.

  26. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 7:59 pm

    It helped him dodge a blue shell. At that point pretty much anything is fair game.

  27. Sceptilianblade on January 21st, 2011 8:01 pm

    *nosebleed* I… came.

  28. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 8:04 pm

    *Deletes comment* Y'know what? No. NO. NOOOO. This was it. This was the last bastion of all Trolls. The infallible, impossible to dodge, blue shell. And it wasn't dodged by Mario, Luigi, Wario, or anyone we gave a damn about. IT WAS DODGED BY THE VERY THING THAT SPAWNS IT. Its like Colt being shot point blank with his own revolver and not dying. Its like The Nostalgia Critic shooting himself with the gun and hitting all the terrorists. Its like a nuke that doesn't kill Albert Einstein or the men who worked on the Manhattan Project. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

    *Hangs up sign that says "We Are Closed"*

  29. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 8:05 pm

    BANANA IN FRONT OF YOU?

    NOT DONKEY KONG, FAIL TO HIT IT

  30. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 8:05 pm

    By current calculations, now its going to be 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.

  31. Grashbar on January 21st, 2011 8:09 pm

    Oh geez, I'm close.

  32. Rain on January 21st, 2011 8:13 pm

    (something clever) on (2 wheeled vehicle)

  33. TCC on January 21st, 2011 8:14 pm

    ….. now do it with a lightning strike.

  34. nighten2_0 on January 21st, 2011 8:14 pm

    I have done that before… oh… so you know… HHHHAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!!!!

  35. nighten2_0 on January 21st, 2011 8:18 pm

    your ass?

  36. nighten2_0 on January 21st, 2011 8:19 pm

    (something clever) on (2 wheeled vehicle) with (meme)

  37. dekuskrub1 on January 21st, 2011 8:20 pm

    MOTORCYCLE RACES ON MOTOR…
    …wait…

  38. truegentleman on January 21st, 2011 8:23 pm

    Missing with the blue turtle shell is pretty hard fail.

  39. OrionX on January 21st, 2011 8:28 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws another blue shell*
    *Koopa dodges*
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws another blue shell*
    *Koopa dodges*
    etc.

  40. FutureGentlman on January 21st, 2011 8:33 pm

    Me too.

  41. Ichiinu on January 21st, 2011 8:33 pm

    He's swervin' all over though. Must've taken some bad Mushrooms :/

  42. Sandbag on January 21st, 2011 8:33 pm

    Am I still a badass if I've done this with mushrooms before?

  43. Ichiinu on January 21st, 2011 8:34 pm

    (repeated first letter followed by meme-chain breaking device)

  44. chuckpebble on January 21st, 2011 8:37 pm

    That trick right there is on the top of my "Video game tricks to do before I die" list.
    Y'all can have your no scope 360 head shots, I'd like to go out having done something truly impressive.

  45. smashpro1 on January 21st, 2011 9:29 pm

    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  46. uzumakiclan43 on January 21st, 2011 9:31 pm

    Mushrooms: Giving turtles the power to cast shell AND Protect since the late 2000's.

  47. uzumakiclan43 on January 21st, 2011 9:32 pm

    (something clever with username followed by interrupted sent-

  48. Captain Rehab on January 21st, 2011 9:32 pm

    He just avoided getting shell shocked.

  49. Captain Rehab on January 21st, 2011 9:35 pm

    (Fornication Under Consent of the Kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng-)

  50. Captain Rehab on January 21st, 2011 9:38 pm

    No. You are sandbag. The punching bag of the Smash bros series… meaning you cannot be a badass…

    Oh, you also lack the arms and legs needed to operate a motor vehicle… just sayin'

  51. Captain Rehab on January 21st, 2011 9:40 pm

    Luigi: Alright, 4th place and I have a blue shell. Victory will be mine!

    *Throws*
    *Koopa dodges*

    Luigi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  52. zeldafan8 on January 21st, 2011 9:42 pm

    To this city.

  53. zeldafan8 on January 21st, 2011 9:46 pm

    I truly hate that guy. I have tried that same thing over nine-thousand times and it has never worked! Damn you turtle man! Damn you to the deepest depths of gamer hell! Where everything is made of superman 64!

  54. Sceptilianblade on January 21st, 2011 9:50 pm

    Wrong video. Nice try, though.

  55. greenxboy on January 21st, 2011 10:15 pm

    hey remember when we used to post comment about the pictures?

  56. Zyquux on January 21st, 2011 10:19 pm

    NO! You can't give up! There will be less intelligent trolls and we'll be left with
    *Clint Squint*
    Youtubers.

  57. vatonnage on January 21st, 2011 10:27 pm

    …He used the boost to get through.

  58. VyseRogueKing on January 21st, 2011 10:30 pm

    …who?

  59. Red on January 21st, 2011 10:30 pm

    what it doesn't show is the cheep- cheep jumping out of the water, smashing into the koopa's face, causing him to veer off course and crash into a tree. This of course ends in a fiery explosion.
    Then, he wakes up several hours later at a hospital ala GTA

  60. VyseRogueKing on January 21st, 2011 10:31 pm

    I've only managed to do that once and oh what a wonderful day that was!

  61. Sandbag on January 21st, 2011 10:32 pm

    Sandbags on motorcycles.

  62. DM1293 on January 21st, 2011 10:38 pm

    You're right Zyquux! You heavy-avatar-guys have always been there for me. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU GUYS.

    ….Right after three weeks of trope-trippin. *reads up on the Clint squint*

  63. Sceptilianblade on January 21st, 2011 10:43 pm

    Hey, remember when you weren't such a whiny little b!tch? 'Cuz I don't!

  64. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:53 pm

    Sup Edge. Big fan here too.

  65. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:54 pm

    THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

    TIME OUT FOR YOU SCEPT.

  66. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:54 pm

    (Joke about dislike count) + (Joke pertaining to the subject at hand)

    …Wait this isn't Youtube…

  67. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:55 pm

    EVERYONE

    HELP RAISE A FELLOW MEMBER TO 69 E-PEEN.

  68. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:56 pm

    theyjelly

  69. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:57 pm

    DUN. DUN. DUN. DUN. DADADADADA.

    ….*Scene with Koopa eating Wario's garlic*

  70. Alpar on January 21st, 2011 10:57 pm

    And with potential like that, you always wonder how Mario ends up killing hundreds of those things.

  71. Sceptilianblade on January 21st, 2011 11:02 pm

    Awwww…
    *retreats to corner*

  72. Nyoron on January 21st, 2011 11:02 pm

    Fuck the po-lice ive got a magic boosting mushroom!!!

  73. Zyquux on January 21st, 2011 11:07 pm

    Because Bowser refuses to allow his minions to drive, forcing them to walk to work everyday, claiming that it's "good for their health". You've seen how that turned out.

  74. Red on January 21st, 2011 11:12 pm

    and a barrel roll for good measure
    btw, good lookin avatar you've got there vatonnage
    (ssssshame if something happened to it)

  75. Ichiinu on January 21st, 2011 11:16 pm

    (comment about observance of what has been done)

  76. Tael on January 21st, 2011 11:16 pm

    …I've done it.

    *trollface*

  77. Tael on January 21st, 2011 11:16 pm

    Max-shell Smart: missed by THAT much.

    DARN.

  78. Jimmy on January 21st, 2011 11:17 pm

    LIES!!! I saw a red mushroom on the ground!!!

  79. Miles Edgeworth on January 21st, 2011 11:21 pm

    Noted, but what good is having an extremely powerful ability when you're in jail?

  80. k3man on January 21st, 2011 11:23 pm

    Sung to this TMNT theme: rel="nofollow">
    Blue Shell dodging Koopa Troopas!!!

    Koopas count it off!
    1,2,3,4,
    KOOPAS!
    It's a faint reaction
    Koopas
    Drivin in the sand
    Koopas
    Winged evasion action
    Koopas
    It's a shell of a town

    Koopas count it off
    1! Live by the edge of the racing carts
    2! Never shoot unless…someone else starts
    3! Always place in first no matter what
    4! If all else fails, then it's time to boost up!!!!

    I love bein; (I love bein')
    I love bein' (I love bein')
    I love bein' a Koopa!!

    Blue Shell dodgin Koopa Troopas!

    Koopas count it off!
    1,2,3,4
    Koopas
    There's no one slicker
    Koopas
    Watch out for a slip-up!
    Koopas
    They beat yo brothas!
    Koopas
    Shell wearin' Racahs!!!

    1,2,3,4 (x2)
    Blue Shell Dodgin Koopa Troopas!!!!

    Took me a while ta type all this :\.

  81. flayer on January 21st, 2011 11:27 pm

    request accepted +1

  82. Red on January 22nd, 2011 12:42 am

    oh, I see what you did there.

    but seriously, this guy: http://www.toontowncentral.com/gallery/data/505/W

  83. JesterJoe on January 22nd, 2011 1:02 am

    His brother just wanted a hug…

  84. Dash12345678 on January 22nd, 2011 1:04 am

    Actually, the boost used to avoid the Blue Shell wasn't the player's, it was a mushroom that had been dropped on the course. That is of course not to say it hadn't been the player's on the previous lap, though that is quite unlikely.

  85. Vosur on January 22nd, 2011 1:04 am

    If he has such an ability to dodge this firepower, then I don't think that the local-level law enforcement officers can do much. Maybe if the higher-level law enforcement officers might be able to do something, but local LEO's would have their hands full.

  86. Vosur on January 22nd, 2011 1:05 am

    To paraphrase Dodgeball:

    "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shell!"

  87. Ragnellrok on January 22nd, 2011 1:07 am

    Now try that at 100cc!

  88. AuraMaster on January 22nd, 2011 2:30 am

    That's what she said.

  89. ReploidArmada on January 22nd, 2011 3:35 am

    What about a no-scope DS head shot? Does that count?

  90. Darkangelsv1 on January 22nd, 2011 3:40 am

    It's more possible in Double Dash.
    Because Double Dash ain't as broken as MKWii.

    Seriously, no Co-Op grand prix? Fuck this shit.

  91. Darkangelsv1 on January 22nd, 2011 3:44 am

    I can't help to make the relation to Elite Beat Agents on that last line.

    And if yo tap "Review", it makes a sign that says "Fuck It" appear and locks The Game.

  92. Grashbar on January 22nd, 2011 4:04 am

    Right back at ya.

  93. RemielChibus on January 22nd, 2011 4:07 am

    (Response recognizing self-awareness of visual stimuli provided above)

  94. Yoshi_Dino on January 22nd, 2011 4:10 am

    Peppy would have been proud!

  95. Dimomarg on January 22nd, 2011 4:12 am

    Just… not at the same time. that would be pretty gay.

  96. BoxeyBrown on January 22nd, 2011 4:13 am

    This Koopa Troopa is in the top percentile of all Koopa Troopa!

  97. Grashbar on January 22nd, 2011 4:16 am

    I managed to blow it up once each in MK:DD and MK:DS.

    Bob-ombs are nice. =3

    Edit: It appears I've skipped 69 e-Peen and gone straight to 71 e-Peen instead. Nevertheless, I came prepared.

  98. Dimomarg on January 22nd, 2011 4:27 am

    They See me rollin'. They missin'.

  99. Vlauer on January 22nd, 2011 4:29 am

    Phoenix is gonna object your ass anytime now..

  100. Gearheadmk2 on January 22nd, 2011 6:10 am

    Here we go again…

  101. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:22 am

    I hate you.

    +1

  102. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:23 am

    CAN'T LET YOU THINK THAT

  103. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:25 am

    They see me rolln'.
    They haten'.
    Patroln' always try to catch me koopin' dirty.

  104. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:27 am

    They should have used bombs wisely.

  105. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 7:29 am

    I heard it was budget cuts. Princess kidnapping doesn't really rake in the dough.

  106. primedawg9170 on January 22nd, 2011 8:24 am

    Yeah, you're only supposed to say that to a troll….or anyone that thinks Black Ops is the best game ever and everything else sucks.

  107. Deep Thought on January 22nd, 2011 9:10 am

    Mentlegen, I suggest we regroup and see what our choices are for the future of trolling…

    On a side note, the union says I'm not allowed to operate the troll cannon until further notice.

    Looks like it's going to the highest bidder.

  108. SirCannonFodder on January 22nd, 2011 9:14 am

    OBJECTION! These police officers are using high-explosive shells to deal with a speeding motorist, on a public beach non-the-less. Such excessive use of force with total disregard for public safety clearly shows that they are totally unfit for duty, and as such my client was perfectly justified in insulting them.

  109. Dracojounin7 on January 22nd, 2011 9:41 am

    I can take it and add modifications or do maintenance… After all, I'm a specialist. I also have a license to operate.

  110. Deep Thought on January 22nd, 2011 9:54 am

    HEY! THIS IS MY CORNER!

    GO FIND YOUR OWN!

  111. Deep Thought on January 22nd, 2011 9:55 am

    TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14s!

  112. 3K9 on January 22nd, 2011 10:26 am

    and you just say that because your a lawyer, am I right?

  113. C__F on January 22nd, 2011 10:59 am

    Aww, can't we all share?

    *SHOT*

  114. C__F on January 22nd, 2011 11:01 am

    *THOUGHTBLOCKED*

  115. C__F on January 22nd, 2011 11:02 am

    (Witty Rebuttal)

  116. PrototypeHero on January 22nd, 2011 11:31 am

    I found this 20 times as epic due to the fact that the mushroom used was sitting out on the course. Anyone can hold a mushroom while in first to dodge with, but not only does he fuck the police but also held items as well.
    Also…
    Boost > wisely used bombs?

  117. Captain Rehab on January 22nd, 2011 11:48 am

    POLAR BEARS IN SPACE-TRAVELING JET FIGHTERS!

  118. madhatter0082 on January 22nd, 2011 11:49 am

    Man… somebody really pissed off that snitch…

  119. Angemon300 on January 22nd, 2011 12:29 pm

    Actually, insulting police is not a criminal offense and is covered by freedom of speech so it doesn't hurt your chances of not going in jail, either. However the police may hold a minor grudge and refuse to assist you with other lawful endevors.

  120. MasterLuigi452 on January 22nd, 2011 2:02 pm

    The worst is Fake Item Box or Green/Red Shell on the road.

  121. MasterLuigi452 on January 22nd, 2011 2:04 pm

    Yeah I had that moment, but I finished the blow with Red Shell.

  122. MasterLuigi452 on January 22nd, 2011 2:05 pm

    Actually it works on 50cc too!

  123. MasterLuigi452 on January 22nd, 2011 2:07 pm

    It's actually simple to dodge a blue shell.
    Like in this pic, you just need only one Mushroom.
    When you see a Blue Shell hovering and about to strike you, then you use Mushroom to escape.
    I'm sure it works on all cc.
    Triple Star Ranker here.

  124. Zyquux on January 22nd, 2011 2:25 pm

    Especially the "Hero" that comes has the gall to take all of you money while he is adventuring! You probably have a net loss when you kidnap the princess.

  125. Bobomberman on January 22nd, 2011 3:56 pm

    I've done that once before, "pats self on back"

  126. AuraMaster on January 22nd, 2011 5:13 pm

    For him to maneuver like that and have that attitude, he HAS to be straight outta Koopton. It's a shell of a town.

  127. shadow649 on January 22nd, 2011 6:15 pm

    Pfft I've done it at least twice as much as you have :) It hit a wall by accident but that doesn't mean it's not as epic!

  128. WinfailKipz on January 22nd, 2011 7:17 pm

    OBJECTION!!!!!1 Seing as he has this ability, The police would begin to use lethal force, seeing as this man is clearly a mastermind to be evading this sort of technology. HE MUST BE STOPPED!!

  129. WinfailKipz on January 22nd, 2011 7:19 pm

    EXCUSE ME SIR? Who thinks Black Ops is the best game ever with THIS posted on the page? of course, im reffering to DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!

  130. WinfailKipz on January 22nd, 2011 7:21 pm

    Ghostbusters?
    Oh wait…..

  131. WinfailKipz on January 22nd, 2011 7:23 pm

    *shudders at the thought of creepers on Motercycles*

  132. C__F on January 22nd, 2011 9:00 pm

    Then by all means, bring in the police copters and spike strips.

  133. MagmarFire on January 22nd, 2011 9:39 pm

    That ain't Falco.

  134. AuraMaster on January 22nd, 2011 9:41 pm

    Since when did we give a damn about Luigi?

  135. amped0808 on January 22nd, 2011 10:06 pm

    *Speachless*

  136. Red on January 22nd, 2011 10:34 pm

    and get high. we can't forget that one!!

  137. TheUnknownNoob on January 23rd, 2011 5:10 pm

    Bowser just like, fails economics forever.

    It's ok tho because he seems to have infinite munniez.

  138. GuessWho666 on January 24th, 2011 3:16 pm

    What people don't know is that's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK in disguise.

  139. Sceptilianblade on January 24th, 2011 5:58 pm

    *slap* No. Bad Sandbag.

  140. AuraMaster on January 25th, 2011 3:19 pm

    CREEPERS ON MOTORCYCLES!

  141. 3K9 on January 26th, 2011 11:46 pm

    OH GOD! I'm caught, quick Willikins use the trapeze!

  142. SMB64 on February 29th, 2012 11:24 pm

    does that work on Mario Kart 7?

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