I had no idea Koopa Troopa was such a pro! Anyone who can dash boost to avoid a blue shell hit is fucking bad ass in my book!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2011 · 7:02 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws monitor*
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Kart races on motorcycles!!!!
Dammit, now I'm getting sucked in…
That was one shell of a dodge
The police are quite are quite nice intelligent persons. Gumshoe aside. Insulting them won't improve your relations with not being in jail.
must…say…something…funny…and…memy
cant…think…of…anything…funny…and…memey…
For this guy to learn such an advanced trick, he's quite the Troopa.
What we didn't see was the shyguy ship blasting the blue turtle shell before it could harm their koopa comrade.
Woah, Edgeworth! Big fan of yours. Quite a privilege to be on the same site as you.
(something clever)
What the shell was that?!
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
It looks like that Koopa Troopa was…
*puts on failglasses*
a little shell-shocked.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guess how many times I wanted to do that.
DODGE BLUE SHELL
THERE'S A BANANA RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
TURTLE POWER!
Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Go-Kart Racing Koopa-Troopas!
Fuck The Au-Tho-Ri-Ties!
TURTLE POWER!
DAMMMMMMMNNN…You beat me by five minutes.
KART RACES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
In 3-D!
I see him rolling.
*launch, miss*
I hating…
I would sh!t br!cks and punch someone if that happen while I was racing them!
Koopa Troopa once read the story of the tortise and the hare. He learned that slow and steady wins the race… But then he remembered he was a total bad ass and dash boosted his way to victory like a pro
Haters gonna hate.
Call that Troopa a Pokemon cuz that Shel's gon
You listening? OK…
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'…
…I dodge shells.
*Dodges green shell* ZING!
I'm a force of speed…
*Dodges red shell* ZOOM!
If YOU had faced what 'I' had faced, you'd be in f*cking LAST!
*mushrooms past blue shell*
TURTLE POWER!
Good Evening,
We want to just quickly send a nice friendly message
to uh, all the Blue Shells in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
Here's something nice and friendly,
and it goes something like this.
Fuck tha Blue Shell,
Comin straight from the underground.
Young Koopa can dodge like a bat outta hell,
And he's no toad so plumbers think,
They have the authority to kill a minority.
It helped him dodge a blue shell. At that point pretty much anything is fair game.
*nosebleed* I… came.
*Deletes comment* Y'know what? No. NO. NOOOO. This was it. This was the last bastion of all Trolls. The infallible, impossible to dodge, blue shell. And it wasn't dodged by Mario, Luigi, Wario, or anyone we gave a damn about. IT WAS DODGED BY THE VERY THING THAT SPAWNS IT. Its like Colt being shot point blank with his own revolver and not dying. Its like The Nostalgia Critic shooting himself with the gun and hitting all the terrorists. Its like a nuke that doesn't kill Albert Einstein or the men who worked on the Manhattan Project. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
*Hangs up sign that says "We Are Closed"*
BANANA IN FRONT OF YOU?
NOT DONKEY KONG, FAIL TO HIT IT
By current calculations, now its going to be 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.
Oh geez, I'm close.
(something clever) on (2 wheeled vehicle)
….. now do it with a lightning strike.
I have done that before… oh… so you know… HHHHAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!!!!
your ass?
(something clever) on (2 wheeled vehicle) with (meme)
MOTORCYCLE RACES ON MOTOR…
…wait…
Missing with the blue turtle shell is pretty hard fail.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws another blue shell*
*Koopa dodges*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAX! *throws another blue shell*
*Koopa dodges*
etc.
Me too.
He's swervin' all over though. Must've taken some bad Mushrooms :/
Am I still a badass if I've done this with mushrooms before?
(repeated first letter followed by meme-chain breaking device)
That trick right there is on the top of my "Video game tricks to do before I die" list.
Y'all can have your no scope 360 head shots, I'd like to go out having done something truly impressive.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mushrooms: Giving turtles the power to cast shell AND Protect since the late 2000's.
(something clever with username followed by interrupted sent-
He just avoided getting shell shocked.
(Fornication Under Consent of the Kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng-)
No. You are sandbag. The punching bag of the Smash bros series… meaning you cannot be a badass…
Oh, you also lack the arms and legs needed to operate a motor vehicle… just sayin'
Luigi: Alright, 4th place and I have a blue shell. Victory will be mine!
*Throws*
*Koopa dodges*
Luigi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
To this city.
I truly hate that guy. I have tried that same thing over nine-thousand times and it has never worked! Damn you turtle man! Damn you to the deepest depths of gamer hell! Where everything is made of superman 64!
Wrong video. Nice try, though.
hey remember when we used to post comment about the pictures?
NO! You can't give up! There will be less intelligent trolls and we'll be left with
*Clint Squint*
Youtubers.
…He used the boost to get through.
…who?
what it doesn't show is the cheep- cheep jumping out of the water, smashing into the koopa's face, causing him to veer off course and crash into a tree. This of course ends in a fiery explosion.
Then, he wakes up several hours later at a hospital ala GTA
I've only managed to do that once and oh what a wonderful day that was!
Sandbags on motorcycles.
You're right Zyquux! You heavy-avatar-guys have always been there for me. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU GUYS.
….Right after three weeks of trope-trippin. *reads up on the Clint squint*
Hey, remember when you weren't such a whiny little b!tch? 'Cuz I don't!
Sup Edge. Big fan here too.
THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
TIME OUT FOR YOU SCEPT.
(Joke about dislike count) + (Joke pertaining to the subject at hand)
…Wait this isn't Youtube…
EVERYONE
HELP RAISE A FELLOW MEMBER TO 69 E-PEEN.
theyjelly
DUN. DUN. DUN. DUN. DADADADADA.
….*Scene with Koopa eating Wario's garlic*
And with potential like that, you always wonder how Mario ends up killing hundreds of those things.
Awwww…
*retreats to corner*
Fuck the po-lice ive got a magic boosting mushroom!!!
Because Bowser refuses to allow his minions to drive, forcing them to walk to work everyday, claiming that it's "good for their health". You've seen how that turned out.
and a barrel roll for good measure
btw, good lookin avatar you've got there vatonnage
(ssssshame if something happened to it)
(comment about observance of what has been done)
…I've done it.
*trollface*
Max-shell Smart: missed by THAT much.
DARN.
LIES!!! I saw a red mushroom on the ground!!!
Noted, but what good is having an extremely powerful ability when you're in jail?
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Blue Shell dodging Koopa Troopas!!!
Koopas count it off!
1,2,3,4,
KOOPAS!
It's a faint reaction
Koopas
Drivin in the sand
Koopas
Winged evasion action
Koopas
It's a shell of a town
Koopas count it off
1! Live by the edge of the racing carts
2! Never shoot unless…someone else starts
3! Always place in first no matter what
4! If all else fails, then it's time to boost up!!!!
I love bein; (I love bein')
I love bein' (I love bein')
I love bein' a Koopa!!
Blue Shell dodgin Koopa Troopas!
Koopas count it off!
1,2,3,4
Koopas
There's no one slicker
Koopas
Watch out for a slip-up!
Koopas
They beat yo brothas!
Koopas
Shell wearin' Racahs!!!
1,2,3,4 (x2)
Blue Shell Dodgin Koopa Troopas!!!!
Took me a while ta type all this :\.
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oh, I see what you did there.
but seriously, this guy: http://www.toontowncentral.com/gallery/data/505/W…
His brother just wanted a hug…
Actually, the boost used to avoid the Blue Shell wasn't the player's, it was a mushroom that had been dropped on the course. That is of course not to say it hadn't been the player's on the previous lap, though that is quite unlikely.
If he has such an ability to dodge this firepower, then I don't think that the local-level law enforcement officers can do much. Maybe if the higher-level law enforcement officers might be able to do something, but local LEO's would have their hands full.
To paraphrase Dodgeball:
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shell!"
Now try that at 100cc!
That's what she said.
What about a no-scope DS head shot? Does that count?
It's more possible in Double Dash.
Because Double Dash ain't as broken as MKWii.
Seriously, no Co-Op grand prix? Fuck this shit.
I can't help to make the relation to Elite Beat Agents on that last line.
And if yo tap "Review", it makes a sign that says "Fuck It" appear and locks The Game.
Right back at ya.
(Response recognizing self-awareness of visual stimuli provided above)
Peppy would have been proud!
Just… not at the same time. that would be pretty gay.
This Koopa Troopa is in the top percentile of all Koopa Troopa!
I managed to blow it up once each in MK:DD and MK:DS.
Bob-ombs are nice. =3
Edit: It appears I've skipped 69 e-Peen and gone straight to 71 e-Peen instead. Nevertheless, I came prepared.
They See me rollin'. They missin'.
Phoenix is gonna object your ass anytime now..
Here we go again…
I hate you.
+1
CAN'T LET YOU THINK THAT
They see me rolln'.
They haten'.
Patroln' always try to catch me koopin' dirty.
They should have used bombs wisely.
…
I heard it was budget cuts. Princess kidnapping doesn't really rake in the dough.
Yeah, you're only supposed to say that to a troll….or anyone that thinks Black Ops is the best game ever and everything else sucks.
Mentlegen, I suggest we regroup and see what our choices are for the future of trolling…
On a side note, the union says I'm not allowed to operate the troll cannon until further notice.
Looks like it's going to the highest bidder.
OBJECTION! These police officers are using high-explosive shells to deal with a speeding motorist, on a public beach non-the-less. Such excessive use of force with total disregard for public safety clearly shows that they are totally unfit for duty, and as such my client was perfectly justified in insulting them.
I can take it and add modifications or do maintenance… After all, I'm a specialist. I also have a license to operate.
HEY! THIS IS MY CORNER!
GO FIND YOUR OWN!
TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14s!
and you just say that because your a lawyer, am I right?
Aww, can't we all share?
*SHOT*
*THOUGHTBLOCKED*
(Witty Rebuttal)
I found this 20 times as epic due to the fact that the mushroom used was sitting out on the course. Anyone can hold a mushroom while in first to dodge with, but not only does he fuck the police but also held items as well.
Also…
Boost > wisely used bombs?
POLAR BEARS IN SPACE-TRAVELING JET FIGHTERS!
Man… somebody really pissed off that snitch…
Actually, insulting police is not a criminal offense and is covered by freedom of speech so it doesn't hurt your chances of not going in jail, either. However the police may hold a minor grudge and refuse to assist you with other lawful endevors.
The worst is Fake Item Box or Green/Red Shell on the road.
Yeah I had that moment, but I finished the blow with Red Shell.
Actually it works on 50cc too!
It's actually simple to dodge a blue shell.
Like in this pic, you just need only one Mushroom.
When you see a Blue Shell hovering and about to strike you, then you use Mushroom to escape.
I'm sure it works on all cc.
Triple Star Ranker here.
Especially the "Hero" that comes has the gall to take all of you money while he is adventuring! You probably have a net loss when you kidnap the princess.
I've done that once before, "pats self on back"
For him to maneuver like that and have that attitude, he HAS to be straight outta Koopton. It's a shell of a town.
Pfft I've done it at least twice as much as you have :) It hit a wall by accident but that doesn't mean it's not as epic!
OBJECTION!!!!!1 Seing as he has this ability, The police would begin to use lethal force, seeing as this man is clearly a mastermind to be evading this sort of technology. HE MUST BE STOPPED!!
EXCUSE ME SIR? Who thinks Black Ops is the best game ever with THIS posted on the page? of course, im reffering to DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!
Ghostbusters?
Oh wait…..
*shudders at the thought of creepers on Motercycles*
Then by all means, bring in the police copters and spike strips.
That ain't Falco.
Since when did we give a damn about Luigi?
*Speachless*
and get high. we can't forget that one!!
Bowser just like, fails economics forever.
It's ok tho because he seems to have infinite munniez.
What people don't know is that's GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK in disguise.
*slap* No. Bad Sandbag.
CREEPERS ON MOTORCYCLES!
OH GOD! I'm caught, quick Willikins use the trapeze!
does that work on Mario Kart 7?