If you can make Paper Mario, why not Paper Gordon Freeman?
By Remus2008, submitted by smashpro1
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 17, 2011 · 8:28 PM
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Gabe Newell hasn't released the third dimension yet? WHO KEEPS MAKING FAT JOKES?
Because Shawn, Gordon Freeman needs to fight Huff N. Puff, otherwise it's not a true paper game.
I don't like what Valve did with the animation here. Seems a little flat.
Does this mean TF2 is getting a Paper Hat now?
The Dialog… it's so accurate!
I think most of us have "grown" out of them.
they were going to release it but Pyro, ever in a exciting mood burned it.
Gabe mistook the 3rd dimension for a sandvich. So no 3D for us :/
…I'll take 20.
Science, IN 2-D.
…
Everytime you make a fat joke about Gabe, he pushes the release date of episode 3 back another week.
And yet, I still feel drawn to this game.
I like the part when Gordon said: " "
I like the part where he shot stuff.
You don't say.
Anyone else catch the purple ghost from pacman???
Looks like HL: Episode 3…
*puts on sunglasses*
is still out of paper…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I'd be speechless too if I saw a bunch of headcrab zombies dancing to thriller.
I like the part where the video had paper.
I heard there is a glitch where the game erases your save files
I guess Paper Alyx…
*Shades*
Is very flat…
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I 'unno… this presentation seems a little thin.
-insert witty comment here-
Because what I'm coming up with is a little flat.
Even paper cannot contain the badassery that is gordon freeman. Even though paper is pretty weak… So it wouldn't be much of a determinate of awesome… What I'm trying to say is this is awesome!
nope
ENTIRE GAME IS ORIGAMI.
See, the joke was that every time you make a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he pushes the release date for dimension 3 back another week, seeing how the subject of the joke is a paper version of the game.
Indeed. He doesn't!
The Silent Cellulose Scientist.
But I do appreciate the level of the graphites.
Pick up that can.
I am rendered speechless at this wisdom
*begins to quietly leave conference room*
rel="nofollow">Paaaaaper!
I like the part with drawings.
Err, I think you mean "on paper". +1 for you anyway.
Looks like this joke needs to go….
*Freeman glasses*
back to the drawing board.
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Ba-dum Tish
Just wait till the Source edition comes out. The graphics will still be dated as hell, but at least the flashlight would work.
Blah Blah Blah Mr. Freeman.
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Correction:
Looks like this joke needs to go…
*Freeman glasses*
…
FUCKIN'!
What's next? Super Paper Half-life? Or Paper Half-life 3D (that seems like an oxymoron…)?
In the hl2 at 1:20 freeman's like ',:|and at 2:15 the preachers like .__. I love these videos so much
"I like it when you call me big poppa.
Put your hands in the air if you're a player."
Now I want to see a Paper Mario game on the 3DS.
…….And then I realized I JUST TRIED TO SCA—I mean SELL a product to Slenderman.
….You see? Normal trolls are hated, but PROFESSIONALS have standards. We work with Elder Evils. If you're going to be hated, might as well go all the way.
video games on cards?
…..I hate you so much right now.
Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking of Thriller in the graveyard.
F*cking RPGs, How Do They Work?
"Gabe Newell hasn't released the third dimension yet? WHO KEEPS MAKING FLAT JOKES?"
fix'd.
Now that you mention it, the characters DO seem a little 2-dimensional…
I really dislike HL, played the 2nd one, got bored of it really quickly, plus I like my characters to actually have character /evilglare
Great stop-motion animation, but the characters didn't have much depth.
I know, right? Two posts in a row!
"Paper Mario Mindfuck"
So what you're trying to say is: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."
His silence speak volumes
They really need to sharpen their animation
…
*glasses*
…
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So if we make slim jokes about Gabe, the release date will be pushed forward?
You are entitled to your own opinion. And look! I think the users of this site are learning that too, since you aren't drowning in a sea of -1s! :D
Or maybe they haven't noticed your comment yet.
Until I posted mine. Oops.
Usually with either a console or a computer, with their controllers. But if that many buttons proves to be too steep of a learning curve for you, you can always start with this.
<img src="http://www.hlcomic.com/comics/concerned007.jpg">
*rolls up mini-Gordon into a cigarette and lights up*
"Wake up, Mr. Freeman… wake up, and smell the ashes… >:]"
Watch the erasers, Gordon!
I think the entire thing's a little sketchy.
VIDEO GAMES ON CARDS?!?
You'll be in luck in just a few months my friend:
http://kotaku.com/5564462/paper-mario-brings-2d-t…
It looks like half-life has been…
*sunglasses*
Drawn to life.
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*shot*
CARD GAMES ABOUT CARD GAMES ABOUT MOTORCYCLES ON MOTORCYCLES
Get out of my internet. Now.
I hope that no one just shades there way through this.
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YAY!!!! PAPER IN 3D!!!
did you say okami or old grammy?
that was me!
no hes saying, "Hate the player not the game."