It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 9:07 PM 
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166 Responses to “[GAME] Super Press Space To Win Action RPG”

  1. EphEphEcksIII on January 10th, 2011 9:23 pm

    This is the game that was presented to Christ on his birth.

  2. codemaster525 on January 10th, 2011 9:23 pm

    Press Space to Comment!

  3. OzzuGuru on January 10th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Greatest. Game. Evar.

  4. SneakiestRogue on January 10th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Use the Space get through!!!

  5. Ataeru on January 10th, 2011 9:25 pm
  6. Vabolo on January 10th, 2011 9:28 pm

    Sadly for him, the golden sword only deals as much damage as a wooden one.

  7. Ataeru on January 10th, 2011 9:29 pm

    wow, I play a lot of JRPGs, but I only played one game that was cliched like that, and that was Tales of Destiny for the ps1. :l

  8. Ashton_Anchors on January 10th, 2011 9:31 pm

    This ain't a cut scene! PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE!

  9. Captain Rehab on January 10th, 2011 9:32 pm

    Purple: Your pretty good…"
    Black: "but I'm better!"

  10. Red on January 10th, 2011 9:34 pm

    I liked the part where you press space

  11. madhatter0082 on January 10th, 2011 9:35 pm

    How come there aren't any "Press Alt-F4" games out there?

  12. Captain Rehab on January 10th, 2011 9:37 pm

    Reminds me of FFX, killing a weird underwater zombie worm with an X Potion…

  13. Totema on January 10th, 2011 9:37 pm

    Pssssh. SMBC has a much more streamlined version:
    http://mmo.smbc-comics.com/login.php

  14. Mettool on January 10th, 2011 9:41 pm

    Wasn't Final Fantasy XIII something like this?

  15. Fission on January 10th, 2011 9:42 pm

    Can't let you press that, spacebar.

  16. dekuskrub1 on January 10th, 2011 9:45 pm

    i see wat you did thar

  17. The_Uber_Geek on January 10th, 2011 9:45 pm

    Psssh…. I played this game YEARS ago, I just had a hard time finding it again…..

  18. AbrohamLincoln on January 10th, 2011 9:52 pm

    The best part was at the end of the credits. Press space to find out what it was.

  19. JesterJoe on January 10th, 2011 10:00 pm

    What the hell is that!?
    Oh, it's a golden sword…..I thought it was a….oh…..

  20. ZegenRuki on January 10th, 2011 10:04 pm

    Dammit, this game is too hard! The controls are too difficult, and I keep getting killed on the first encounter!

  21. AquaLink on January 10th, 2011 10:05 pm

    anybody else see at the end this was based on Sony's God of War series? hilaaaarious

  22. KitchwaTembo on January 10th, 2011 10:06 pm

    Aw damn, I wasn't logged in to get a medal =(

  23. greenxboy on January 10th, 2011 10:10 pm

    who tried pressing another key than space

  24. Captain_Flavor on January 10th, 2011 10:10 pm

    Too linear.

  25. Grammar Berzerker on January 10th, 2011 10:11 pm

    Sadly this is what RPGs are slowly becoming. No depth, just pressing the same buttons to do everything without thinking.

    Well at least we still have Dragon Age. An awesome older-style RPG, with strategic combat and less focus on things like graphics or cool action or…

    *Looks at Dragon Age 2 previews*

    *cries*

  26. 400_Babies on January 10th, 2011 10:14 pm

    Speedrun mode: Hold space

  27. VyseRogueKing on January 10th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Phew that was tough but whenever I was confronted with insurmountable odds I just stuck to my guns. My secret? I pressed space.

  28. GoodBurger on January 10th, 2011 10:22 pm

    Goodbye,

    BROOOOOOTHEEEEEEER!

  29. doepker on January 10th, 2011 10:24 pm

    I couldn't resist button mashing.

  30. Nick Soapdish on January 10th, 2011 10:28 pm

    I'm stuck on the white thing. Is there a walkthrough anywhere?
    Please help guyz.

  31. DustyScoot on January 10th, 2011 10:33 pm

    Simply brilliant.

  32. flayer on January 10th, 2011 10:39 pm

    *Looks at Baldur's Gate*
    good times

  33. Euphitonuim on January 10th, 2011 10:53 pm

    %20

  34. ReploidArmada on January 10th, 2011 10:56 pm

    Yes sir right away sir pressing space sir

  35. Zyquux on January 10th, 2011 10:56 pm

    "After reading reviews I decided to make the game a bit easier since a lot of people were finding it too hard. If you're still stuck on the last boss, it's probably because you forgot to upgrade your HP. Don't go rushing in there with 25 HP, he'll just kill you in two hits."

    As Ctrl+V'd from the original Newgrounds description.

  36. Zyquux on January 10th, 2011 10:58 pm

    Was I the only one that expected the last hit of the limit break to say "MISS!"?
    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  37. Gamage on January 10th, 2011 11:07 pm

    Press space to Jason.

  38. Gamage on January 10th, 2011 11:13 pm

    Inb4Alpar

  39. meinmattias on January 10th, 2011 11:14 pm

    did u try pressing shift? that workd 4 meeeee

  40. meinmattias on January 10th, 2011 11:15 pm

    Don't have anything clever to say, other than the person who made this is a genius.

  41. Nick Soapdish on January 10th, 2011 11:23 pm

    Now it says press the any key! Where the hell's the any key?!!?
    I see a PgUp and a Ctrl.
    I'm thirsty, I think I'll take a Tab.

  42. Peterdivine on January 10th, 2011 11:24 pm

    G E T S K I N D O F I N F E C T I O U S A F T ER A W H I L E .. . . . . . . .

    O ka y , s e r i o u s ly , thi s i s a n u i s a n c e .

  43. DrRickRollins on January 10th, 2011 11:30 pm

    have you tried pressing space to see the combo moves list?

  44. DrRickRollins on January 10th, 2011 11:31 pm

    Thanks to all my W+M1 pyro days,

    this game is easy.

  45. Nyoron on January 10th, 2011 11:31 pm

    THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME! These graphics are the best ive seen, and such streamlined controls! It feels as if i AM the nameless swordsman! Obvious sarcasm works wonders.

  46. Giroro91 on January 10th, 2011 11:37 pm

    Wow, this is the first RPG I've played all the way through!

    Thanks, Halolz!

  47. Nyoron on January 10th, 2011 11:39 pm

    This is the 0th rpg ive played through. UMAD?

  48. primedawg9170 on January 10th, 2011 11:45 pm

    Actually there was a game like that but there was complaints about the game crashing every time they pressed Alt-F4 so they stopped selling it.

  49. primedawg9170 on January 10th, 2011 11:47 pm

    Actually in comparison, this game is way better than Final Fantasy XIII.

  50. Lekonua on January 10th, 2011 11:56 pm

    AUGH! Why aren't there more save points? This is the worst game ever!

  51. primedawg9170 on January 11th, 2011 12:01 am

    That was the most penisy looking sword I have ever seen.

  52. 3K9 on January 11th, 2011 12:08 am

    Comment I will, and comment harder than any spammer, even the demospammer!!!

  53. Mentlegen on January 11th, 2011 12:45 am

    Came back from vacation just to enter Halolz and face a game even harder than SpongeBob's Boat-O-Cross.

    I need some rest again.

  54. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 12:45 am

    YOU AINT GOT TIME TO PRESS A SPACEBAR.

    President's Daughter's been kidnapped! Its up to us!

  55. Frankenstrat247 on January 11th, 2011 12:45 am

    because all the crtl+w games take away any purpose they might have

  56. Great_King on January 11th, 2011 12:52 am

    Really? Because I personally enjoyed the part where I had to press space instead.

  57. Fhantinabox on January 11th, 2011 12:55 am

    Well, it's good… but if you want a difficult game you should play "You have to burn the rope! Now that's hard!!

  58. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 1:05 am

    This is the best flash game ever…..bar none.

  59. BTSnoogans on January 11th, 2011 1:08 am

    Wow. I feel good about myself. I just completed two RPG's within an hour. I just got done with the original Dragon Warrior and then I sit down to my computer and play this. I feel really accomplished today.

  60. Leo E. on January 11th, 2011 1:11 am

    Shh! We have Tales fans! They'll hear you!

  61. Leo E. on January 11th, 2011 1:13 am

    Pfft. One button is so last year. I use THREE for Touhou, and FOUR for Fire Emblem.

  62. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 1:16 am

    Based on God of War eh? Well to paraphrase Yahtzee…

    "Press circle to insta-kill weak enemies, I like to call it the 'fuck you' button."

  63. Leo E. on January 11th, 2011 1:17 am

    HAY GUYZ *insert game here* SUCKS LOL

    Seriously. When it comes to gaming, the one thing I can't stand more than blind fanboyism is blind hate.

  64. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 1:18 am

    They just refused to patch the bug.

  65. Neentendow on January 11th, 2011 1:20 am

    Purple: You're pretty good…
    Just what I'd expect for a man with the same code as the boss.

  66. Solid_Spy on January 11th, 2011 1:21 am

    What the fuck is this shit? What do you mean I can't play? What the hell is a space bar?
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    <img src="http://www.chrisdonaghey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/space-bar-key-1.jpg&quot; />

  67. GameboyPATH on January 11th, 2011 1:25 am

    I'm playing one right n

  68. Rocker23220 on January 11th, 2011 1:26 am

    Spacebar?
    You want the spacebar??

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPACEBAR!!!

    *Also, press Space to +1*

  69. GameboyPATH on January 11th, 2011 1:29 am

    Looks like somebody found the Newgrounds front page. Shawn?

    Clarification: the link goes to a flash adaptation of a review a stupid person made for the PSTW game.

  70. TheUnknownNoob on January 11th, 2011 1:35 am

    Phhht. You're just not angry enough.

  71. TheUnknownNoob on January 11th, 2011 1:35 am

    Holy shit, how did they pirate a copy of Final Fantasy onto flash?

  72. TheUnknownNoob on January 11th, 2011 1:35 am

    Yo. I was dissapoint.

  73. TheUnknownNoob on January 11th, 2011 1:36 am

    Did it work?

  74. Skandradron on January 11th, 2011 1:37 am

    But the combat was so streamlined and you could actually block on command…wow this is the best RPG I've played in a long time!

  75. TheUnknownNoob on January 11th, 2011 1:38 am

    Not even You Have To Burn The Rope?

  76. AuraMaster on January 11th, 2011 1:39 am

    SPACE BARS ON MOTORCYCLES!!

  77. VyseRogueKing on January 11th, 2011 1:44 am

    My god! How do you manage performing this incredible feat? I can barely handle 2.

  78. SadFace298 on January 11th, 2011 2:04 am

    That game was way to freaking hard D: The controls were to confusing!

  79. Hareoic on January 11th, 2011 2:51 am

    I see what you did there.

  80. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 3:07 am

    That game didn't have an award-worthy story!

  81. AuraMaster on January 11th, 2011 3:20 am

    Now do it to me.

  82. LordMurdalot on January 11th, 2011 3:20 am

    Press space to rage

  83. Strike_low on January 11th, 2011 3:46 am

    Screw that! I'm going to SPACE!

  84. MogZero on January 11th, 2011 4:15 am

    "Your pretty good…"
    "LIIIIQQQUUUIIDDD!"

  85. BulletproofMoon on January 11th, 2011 4:16 am

    Press space bar to begin New Game+

  86. BoxeyBrown on January 11th, 2011 4:18 am

    I think I will use this game every time I feel like picking up a new or replaying an old RPG, I can get the same basic experience and story, but in much much much less time…

    …then again, what do I need all that free time for anyways?

  87. primedawg9170 on January 11th, 2011 4:49 am

    Actually, I like the Final Fantasy series, but you have to admit that final fantasy XIII is a pretty big disappointment.

  88. Toldry on January 11th, 2011 5:37 am

    Press space to put spaces between words in this comment.
    Press Ctrl+shift+space to think of witty comment
    Go to space to press space

  89. FrEEz on January 11th, 2011 5:38 am

    Is it wrong that I had fun :D?

  90. Alpar on January 11th, 2011 6:51 am

    Problem, space bar?

  91. Alpar on January 11th, 2011 6:51 am

    Learn to JRPG.

  92. Alpar on January 11th, 2011 6:53 am

    Not including the arrow keys I'm assuming.

    And yeah well I use FIVE buttons for Ocarina of Time.

  93. Alek214 on January 11th, 2011 7:02 am

    "It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…"
    That kind of worries me too. you should play better RPGs.

  94. Dimomarg on January 11th, 2011 7:21 am

     

  95. MogZero on January 11th, 2011 8:12 am

    too bad… i heard the story was very compelling.

  96. Dr. Furry on January 11th, 2011 8:36 am

    actualyl, i havn't seen story writing this good for a while

  97. chuckpebble on January 11th, 2011 9:27 am
  98. Caelun_Niveus on January 11th, 2011 9:33 am

    Actually tried it… Holding space doesn't work for the quick-time events though

  99. Shawn Handyside on January 11th, 2011 9:40 am

    But, it teaches you magic!

  100. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:42 am

    Magic isn't real.

    The easter bunny is a lie made by corporations.

    SANTA CLAUS IS YOUR PARENTS!

  101. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:44 am

    You should have typed that without any spaces; although clarity would suffer, hilarity would rise to a higher level. But, good joke nonetheless. +1

  102. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:46 am

    Wow. Your attention span must be as short as a midget in a pothole.

    That's reallyHEYLOOKABIRDOMG! :D

  103. Seto_Kaiba on January 11th, 2011 9:47 am

    I liked the part where I was promised to save the princess where in fact THERE IS NO PRINCESS. I saved a kingdom that apparently existed but was never named in the beginning because there is an evil (?) king that I must kill for no reason to save (?) my brother who I never knew was my brother until the end and his death explains everything.

    BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHERE THE HELL THE CHICK IS.

    P.S. Anybody who says, "She's in another castle, duh" gets fed to my herd of unicorns.

  104. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:48 am

    Had the final boss been Wolf instead, you couldn't possibly defeat him. "Can't let you use that, spacebar!"

  105. Cookino on January 11th, 2011 9:49 am

    Space bars on motorcycles anyone?

  106. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:52 am

    I only needed to use one for Ocarina of Time. Problem, Saria's Song?

  107. Tohma1986 on January 11th, 2011 9:53 am

    Sorry your princess is in another game.

  108. Vabolo on January 11th, 2011 9:56 am

    The female spawn of the queen you have been meaning to rescue is currently unavailable, as she is situated in a fortress other than the very one we are in at the present time.

  109. supreme_slayer on January 11th, 2011 9:57 am

    They might not have been their actual brother. It was commonplace in the past to call another man you had deep feelings for (not that way) your brother. Just like how we call each other "bro" nowadays.

  110. Deep Thought on January 11th, 2011 10:01 am

    I'm only saying this because I want to call your bluff, but, She's in another castle, duh

  111. Deep Thought on January 11th, 2011 10:02 am
  112. THOMASNATOR on January 11th, 2011 10:05 am

    All I want you to do is open your smart keyboard mouth, and show me some fucking spacebar.

  113. THOMASNATOR on January 11th, 2011 10:06 am

    It's wierd that the voiced segment came up while I was watching the slick bit from Scott Pilgrim.

  114. Zyquux on January 11th, 2011 10:07 am

    I guess you could say that he tends to…

    *Shades*

    Space out.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

  115. supreme_slayer on January 11th, 2011 10:14 am

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
    I just randomly was looking at videos today and found this related one.

  116. KIDDIELAYUND on January 11th, 2011 10:30 am

    Am I the only one who realized that you don't rescue the princess?

  117. Solid_Spy on January 11th, 2011 10:32 am

    This is why we have masters like you, to teach us your ways in the Art of Lulz.
    Thank you, Grandmaster!

  118. uzumakiclan43 on January 11th, 2011 10:37 am

    I noticed that most of the damage was 9999 or up. Just saying.

  119. Destroyer_1990 on January 11th, 2011 10:59 am

    Holy crap I just beat Final Fantasy 13!

  120. SonicsmyName on January 11th, 2011 11:12 am

    ALL I KNOW IS A LIIIE!

  121. SonicsmyName on January 11th, 2011 11:22 am

    My computer hadn't enough space to run this.

    Now laugh.

  122. HeadcrabZombie on January 11th, 2011 11:26 am

    That was the hardest game I've ever played. This blows Minesweeper out of the ground.
    See what I did there?
    ….I'll….I'll wait outside…

  123. SonicsmyName on January 11th, 2011 11:27 am

    *sniff*

    That… That was beatiful ;_;

  124. Aboithagameboi on January 11th, 2011 12:02 pm

    Haw, math. =3

  125. Aboithagameboi on January 11th, 2011 12:04 pm

    POGGIEMON

  126. Aboithagameboi on January 11th, 2011 12:06 pm

    Reminds me of Castlevania for some reason….

  127. JesterJoe on January 11th, 2011 12:41 pm

    I was wondering what NES games he was playing that had voice acting.

  128. JesterJoe on January 11th, 2011 12:42 pm
  129. Barry Allen on January 11th, 2011 12:42 pm

    He should have said "Welcome to die!".

  130. Darkangelsv1 on January 11th, 2011 1:52 pm

    I see what you did there.

  131. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 2:37 pm

    Say remember that time when YOU were in a video game Mog? But it was just about getting you fattened up with nuts so you were attractive enough to have relations with a female mog and produce like, ten kids?

    That truly was Game Of The Year. By the way, this month marks the 14th anniversary of Final Fantasy 7.

    Edit -- Now that I think about it, weren't half the games in the Gold Saucer "Push Button To Win" games?

  132. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 2:39 pm

    *Slips a Dead Ringer into your back pocket while actively cloaked*

  133. k3man on January 11th, 2011 3:04 pm

    Anyone else think of inifinity blade while playing this???

    Oh and Spacebar? More like winbar.

  134. seanhl on January 11th, 2011 3:07 pm

    i now feel obligated to post a link to the game http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-

  135. seanhl on January 11th, 2011 3:10 pm

    that's not how RPG's work, at least they're accurate in showing how commonplace incest would have been….. BRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

  136. MythicDawn on January 11th, 2011 3:17 pm

    Press Space to Jason

  137. RainX7 on January 11th, 2011 3:33 pm

    This game is really fun

    The first few hours was easy, but then I was having a hard time fighting the first boss (wake up call boss?)
    It seems just applying a normal tactic used against normal mobs won't work
    Good thing I realized that I need to press space bar to kill him!

  138. Puflwiz on January 11th, 2011 3:59 pm

    This is the hardest game i have ever attempted to play. Game of The Year

  139. Red on January 11th, 2011 4:09 pm

    To celebrate, let us go for a pint at the Space Bar!

  140. Sandbag on January 11th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Thats because everybody is too busy trying to beat those goddamn F5 games.

  141. Sandbag on January 11th, 2011 4:42 pm

    hay guyz how u play dis gaem??11 i tried lokin 4 instructionz evrywear nd ther r no wakthrews

  142. JesterJoe on January 11th, 2011 5:03 pm

    No, my mom's the easter bunny, my grandparents are santa claus.

  143. TheAceOfSkulls on January 11th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Screw it, I guess since I represent Umbrella I'll have to do it…

    QTE TIME!

    Press Space to avoid instant death!

  144. smartmonkey on January 11th, 2011 6:24 pm
  145. Nyoron on January 11th, 2011 7:26 pm

    I have a terribly short attention span…OMGLOOKAHAMSTER!

  146. Nyoron on January 11th, 2011 7:27 pm

    I have. I love em' but yeah. ive played through many rpg's before. I was kidding.

  147. primedawg9170 on January 11th, 2011 7:52 pm

    Well actually, If you didn't pressed A to jump, you would've got killed by the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. So that's technically where the "Press Button To Win" came from.

  148. Ashton_Anchors on January 11th, 2011 10:19 pm

    Don't bother getting mana up we did that for you!

  149. PrototypeHero on January 11th, 2011 11:14 pm

    I can name at least 3 RPGs with more story then this.
    First there's….. -looks through a box of games- Dammit.

  150. Koriyu on January 11th, 2011 11:57 pm

    Is this the new Elder Scrolls?

  151. GuessWho666 on January 12th, 2011 12:06 am

    (White: "I'm the best")

  152. GuessWho666 on January 12th, 2011 12:12 am

    Just another best game of the year comment.

  153. Super_Pickle on January 12th, 2011 4:06 am

    This game was

    *glasses*

    well spaced out.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  154. TehBlueOne on January 12th, 2011 1:05 pm

    The song when you look over your brother's dead body is actually from the anime Negima!?

    :3

  155. HadouKirby on January 12th, 2011 2:02 pm
  156. HadouKirby on January 12th, 2011 2:03 pm

    Well, one time my spacebar broke so I copied and pasted spaces.

  157. CapnMacMillan on January 13th, 2011 12:51 am

    I lost…

  158. bearrelroll on January 13th, 2011 2:35 am

    Reminds me of the grand list of RPG clichés. http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
    See above link.

  159. Ashton_Anchors on January 13th, 2011 2:54 am

    but I never got to see the sexy princess that I am saving!

  160. Gomegron on January 13th, 2011 7:45 pm

    You never knew Mokuba was your brother? I mean yeah, he looks like a girl, but still…

  161. Solid_Spy on January 14th, 2011 7:42 am

    That, or use the character map or virtual keyboard (depending on the OS and version, or simply download it off the internet).

  162. nivekpsycic on January 17th, 2011 4:51 pm

    Review of this game: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  163. BurnoutSpartan on January 19th, 2011 2:25 am

    Anyone else think the king looks a lot like The Lich King?

  164. oboewan on January 19th, 2011 4:47 pm

    Note: If you're on a Mac keyboard, the equivalent key is "space".

  165. Red on January 20th, 2011 4:05 pm

    Mokuba's too busy being kidnapped for anyone to determine their gender

  166. coty on April 10th, 2012 6:17 pm

    i never thought it could be so fun to press 1 key on a keybord so much

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