It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 9:07 PM
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This is the game that was presented to Christ on his birth.
Press Space to Comment!
Greatest. Game. Evar.
Use the Space get through!!!
Sadly for him, the golden sword only deals as much damage as a wooden one.
wow, I play a lot of JRPGs, but I only played one game that was cliched like that, and that was Tales of Destiny for the ps1. :l
This ain't a cut scene! PRESS SPACE PRESS SPACE!
Purple: Your pretty good…"
Black: "but I'm better!"
I liked the part where you press space
How come there aren't any "Press Alt-F4" games out there?
Reminds me of FFX, killing a weird underwater zombie worm with an X Potion…
Pssssh. SMBC has a much more streamlined version:
http://mmo.smbc-comics.com/login.php
Wasn't Final Fantasy XIII something like this?
Can't let you press that, spacebar.
i see wat you did thar
Psssh…. I played this game YEARS ago, I just had a hard time finding it again…..
The best part was at the end of the credits. Press space to find out what it was.
What the hell is that!?
Oh, it's a golden sword…..I thought it was a….oh…..
Dammit, this game is too hard! The controls are too difficult, and I keep getting killed on the first encounter!
anybody else see at the end this was based on Sony's God of War series? hilaaaarious
Aw damn, I wasn't logged in to get a medal =(
who tried pressing another key than space
Too linear.
Sadly this is what RPGs are slowly becoming. No depth, just pressing the same buttons to do everything without thinking.
Well at least we still have Dragon Age. An awesome older-style RPG, with strategic combat and less focus on things like graphics or cool action or…
*Looks at Dragon Age 2 previews*
*cries*
Speedrun mode: Hold space
Phew that was tough but whenever I was confronted with insurmountable odds I just stuck to my guns. My secret? I pressed space.
Goodbye,
BROOOOOOTHEEEEEEER!
I couldn't resist button mashing.
I'm stuck on the white thing. Is there a walkthrough anywhere?
Please help guyz.
Simply brilliant.
*Looks at Baldur's Gate*
good times
%20
Yes sir right away sir pressing space sir
"After reading reviews I decided to make the game a bit easier since a lot of people were finding it too hard. If you're still stuck on the last boss, it's probably because you forgot to upgrade your HP. Don't go rushing in there with 25 HP, he'll just kill you in two hits."
As Ctrl+V'd from the original Newgrounds description.
Was I the only one that expected the last hit of the limit break to say "MISS!"?
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Press space to Jason.
Inb4Alpar
did u try pressing shift? that workd 4 meeeee
Don't have anything clever to say, other than the person who made this is a genius.
Now it says press the any key! Where the hell's the any key?!!?
I see a PgUp and a Ctrl.
I'm thirsty, I think I'll take a Tab.
G E T S K I N D O F I N F E C T I O U S A F T ER A W H I L E .. . . . . . . .
O ka y , s e r i o u s ly , thi s i s a n u i s a n c e .
have you tried pressing space to see the combo moves list?
Thanks to all my W+M1 pyro days,
this game is easy.
THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME! These graphics are the best ive seen, and such streamlined controls! It feels as if i AM the nameless swordsman! Obvious sarcasm works wonders.
Wow, this is the first RPG I've played all the way through!
Thanks, Halolz!
This is the 0th rpg ive played through. UMAD?
Actually there was a game like that but there was complaints about the game crashing every time they pressed Alt-F4 so they stopped selling it.
Actually in comparison, this game is way better than Final Fantasy XIII.
AUGH! Why aren't there more save points? This is the worst game ever!
That was the most penisy looking sword I have ever seen.
Comment I will, and comment harder than any spammer, even the demospammer!!!
Came back from vacation just to enter Halolz and face a game even harder than SpongeBob's Boat-O-Cross.
I need some rest again.
YOU AINT GOT TIME TO PRESS A SPACEBAR.
President's Daughter's been kidnapped! Its up to us!
because all the crtl+w games take away any purpose they might have
Really? Because I personally enjoyed the part where I had to press space instead.
Well, it's good… but if you want a difficult game you should play "You have to burn the rope! Now that's hard!!
This is the best flash game ever…..bar none.
Wow. I feel good about myself. I just completed two RPG's within an hour. I just got done with the original Dragon Warrior and then I sit down to my computer and play this. I feel really accomplished today.
Shh! We have Tales fans! They'll hear you!
Pfft. One button is so last year. I use THREE for Touhou, and FOUR for Fire Emblem.
Based on God of War eh? Well to paraphrase Yahtzee…
"Press circle to insta-kill weak enemies, I like to call it the 'fuck you' button."
HAY GUYZ *insert game here* SUCKS LOL
Seriously. When it comes to gaming, the one thing I can't stand more than blind fanboyism is blind hate.
They just refused to patch the bug.
Purple: You're pretty good…
Just what I'd expect for a man with the same code as the boss.
What the fuck is this shit? What do you mean I can't play? What the hell is a space bar?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<img src="http://www.chrisdonaghey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/space-bar-key-1.jpg" />
I'm playing one right n
Spacebar?
You want the spacebar??
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPACEBAR!!!
*Also, press Space to +1*
Looks like somebody found the Newgrounds front page. Shawn?
Clarification: the link goes to a flash adaptation of a review a stupid person made for the PSTW game.
Phhht. You're just not angry enough.
Holy shit, how did they pirate a copy of Final Fantasy onto flash?
Yo. I was dissapoint.
Did it work?
But the combat was so streamlined and you could actually block on command…wow this is the best RPG I've played in a long time!
Not even You Have To Burn The Rope?
SPACE BARS ON MOTORCYCLES!!
My god! How do you manage performing this incredible feat? I can barely handle 2.
That game was way to freaking hard D: The controls were to confusing!
I see what you did there.
That game didn't have an award-worthy story!
Now do it to me.
Press space to rage
Screw that! I'm going to SPACE!
"Your pretty good…"
"LIIIIQQQUUUIIDDD!"
Press space bar to begin New Game+
I think I will use this game every time I feel like picking up a new or replaying an old RPG, I can get the same basic experience and story, but in much much much less time…
…then again, what do I need all that free time for anyways?
Actually, I like the Final Fantasy series, but you have to admit that final fantasy XIII is a pretty big disappointment.
Press space to put spaces between words in this comment.
Press Ctrl+shift+space to think of witty comment
Go to space to press space
Is it wrong that I had fun :D?
Problem, space bar?
Learn to JRPG.
Not including the arrow keys I'm assuming.
And yeah well I use FIVE buttons for Ocarina of Time.
"It kind of worries me how much this feels like every RPG I’ve ever played from the NES up…"
That kind of worries me too. you should play better RPGs.
too bad… i heard the story was very compelling.
actualyl, i havn't seen story writing this good for a while
I feel obligated to post this:
<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_WzqzAVZnFBI/TP4mEJ7jUdI/AAAAAAAAYPU/8_8bEdB3s5I/s800/halolz-dot-com-worldofwarcraft-forums-hotkeyfail.jpg">
Actually tried it… Holding space doesn't work for the quick-time events though
But, it teaches you magic!
Magic isn't real.
The easter bunny is a lie made by corporations.
SANTA CLAUS IS YOUR PARENTS!
You should have typed that without any spaces; although clarity would suffer, hilarity would rise to a higher level. But, good joke nonetheless. +1
Wow. Your attention span must be as short as a midget in a pothole.
That's reallyHEYLOOKABIRDOMG! :D
I liked the part where I was promised to save the princess where in fact THERE IS NO PRINCESS. I saved a kingdom that apparently existed but was never named in the beginning because there is an evil (?) king that I must kill for no reason to save (?) my brother who I never knew was my brother until the end and his death explains everything.
BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHERE THE HELL THE CHICK IS.
P.S. Anybody who says, "She's in another castle, duh" gets fed to my herd of unicorns.
Had the final boss been Wolf instead, you couldn't possibly defeat him. "Can't let you use that, spacebar!"
Space bars on motorcycles anyone?
I only needed to use one for Ocarina of Time. Problem, Saria's Song?
Sorry your princess is in another game.
The female spawn of the queen you have been meaning to rescue is currently unavailable, as she is situated in a fortress other than the very one we are in at the present time.
They might not have been their actual brother. It was commonplace in the past to call another man you had deep feelings for (not that way) your brother. Just like how we call each other "bro" nowadays.
I'm only saying this because I want to call your bluff, but, She's in another castle, duh
All I want you to do is open your smart keyboard mouth, and show me some fucking spacebar.
It's wierd that the voiced segment came up while I was watching the slick bit from Scott Pilgrim.
I guess you could say that he tends to…
*Shades*
Space out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
I just randomly was looking at videos today and found this related one.
Am I the only one who realized that you don't rescue the princess?
This is why we have masters like you, to teach us your ways in the Art of Lulz.
Thank you, Grandmaster!
I noticed that most of the damage was 9999 or up. Just saying.
Holy crap I just beat Final Fantasy 13!
ALL I KNOW IS A LIIIE!
My computer hadn't enough space to run this.
Now laugh.
That was the hardest game I've ever played. This blows Minesweeper out of the ground.
See what I did there?
….I'll….I'll wait outside…
*sniff*
That… That was beatiful ;_;
Haw, math. =3
POGGIEMON
Reminds me of Castlevania for some reason….
I was wondering what NES games he was playing that had voice acting.
Don't you mean http://i.imgur.com/uJKji.jpg
He should have said "Welcome to die!".
I see what you did there.
Say remember that time when YOU were in a video game Mog? But it was just about getting you fattened up with nuts so you were attractive enough to have relations with a female mog and produce like, ten kids?
That truly was Game Of The Year. By the way, this month marks the 14th anniversary of Final Fantasy 7.
Edit -- Now that I think about it, weren't half the games in the Gold Saucer "Push Button To Win" games?
*Slips a Dead Ringer into your back pocket while actively cloaked*
Anyone else think of inifinity blade while playing this???
Oh and Spacebar? More like winbar.
i now feel obligated to post a link to the game http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-…
that's not how RPG's work, at least they're accurate in showing how commonplace incest would have been….. BRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Press Space to Jason
This game is really fun
The first few hours was easy, but then I was having a hard time fighting the first boss (wake up call boss?)
It seems just applying a normal tactic used against normal mobs won't work
Good thing I realized that I need to press space bar to kill him!
This is the hardest game i have ever attempted to play. Game of The Year
To celebrate, let us go for a pint at the Space Bar!
Thats because everybody is too busy trying to beat those goddamn F5 games.
hay guyz how u play dis gaem??11 i tried lokin 4 instructionz evrywear nd ther r no wakthrews
No, my mom's the easter bunny, my grandparents are santa claus.
Screw it, I guess since I represent Umbrella I'll have to do it…
QTE TIME!
Press Space to avoid instant death!
Here a review of the game. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
I have a terribly short attention span…OMGLOOKAHAMSTER!
I have. I love em' but yeah. ive played through many rpg's before. I was kidding.
Well actually, If you didn't pressed A to jump, you would've got killed by the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros. So that's technically where the "Press Button To Win" came from.
Don't bother getting mana up we did that for you!
I can name at least 3 RPGs with more story then this.
First there's….. -looks through a box of games- Dammit.
Is this the new Elder Scrolls?
(White: "I'm the best")
Just another best game of the year comment.
This game was
*glasses*
well spaced out.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The song when you look over your brother's dead body is actually from the anime Negima!?
:3
Well, one time my spacebar broke so I copied and pasted spaces.
I lost…
Reminds me of the grand list of RPG clichés. http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html
See above link.
but I never got to see the sexy princess that I am saving!
You never knew Mokuba was your brother? I mean yeah, he looks like a girl, but still…
That, or use the character map or virtual keyboard (depending on the OS and version, or simply download it off the internet).
Review of this game: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Anyone else think the king looks a lot like The Lich King?
Note: If you're on a Mac keyboard, the equivalent key is "space".
Mokuba's too busy being kidnapped for anyone to determine their gender
i never thought it could be so fun to press 1 key on a keybord so much