Erectin’ a teammate! Wow that sounds wrong.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 7, 2011 · 4:56 PM
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In Soviet Russia, sniper erects you!
…
wait a minute…
Meanwhile, Sentry's stuck in base, not getting any kills.
The mighty morphin sniper ranger!
Now available in Red and Blu colors with Super Rare Collectible Hats!!
in level 2 add huntsman or sniper rifle?
I can't be the only one that heard this can I ? rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Minus Jazz's Voice of course. Although…
Soldier -- Ironhide
Engie -- Wheeljack
Spy -- Mirage
Medic -- Ratchet
Scout -- Bumblebee
Sniper -- Cliffjumper
Demo -- Jazz
Heavy -- Grimlock
Pyro -- eh, Inferno
Erectin' a Sentry of a Moron.
Need a medic here!
New Item Acquired!
The Australian Armament
Level 30 Decoy Sentry
Upon erection, a misleading mannequin is deployed equipped with an SMG.
Engineer's Toolbox is then filled with Jarate and is able to be thrown at an enemy.
When used with the Wrangler, Engineer has use of the A.A.'s Sniper Rifle.
+50% Sapper Resistance
+100% Headshot Vulnerability
+200% Outback Essence
Or level two is Soldier, level three is Heavy.
DAMNIT. We don't need three sentries! We need a dispenser up front to uber the teleporter!
-backhand-
Snap out of it, man! You always need three sentries! ALWAYS!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE MINI SENTRY GETS THE INTEL THEN AND GETS THE WINNING CAP THEN!? You gonna BITCH when the team just slaughters us in the post-game victory crit assault!?
Being a sentry's a boring job mate. It's challenging work, standing wherever your placed…I guarantee you will go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone de… oh who am I kidding, if there's two people left, odds are they won't be in firing range.
The Sniper is Australia's greatest contortionist.
That spah is sappin' my erected sniper.
IN THAT WAY!
spy backstapping mah sniper!!!
I want this as a skin for a lvl 1 sentry.
NOW.
BLU Team, transform and roll out!
Add Jarate and there you go!
Dad…dad…I'm…I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm a sentry gun. Well the difference bein' one gets to have fun and the other gets sapped in the ass by spies! …….No dad, crazed gunmen don't stand around getting stabbed by spies either…
Sorry candlejack, but I can't help y-
http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/13/dispensers-sappi… hmm i think i see a connection
GO GO SNIPER RANGER!
GO GO SNIPER RANGER!
Dad, just put mum on the phone please…
But sir, what if there's an ubered Soldier, Heavy or Demoman coming towards us?
Simpy this, cadet: Keep hitting your sentry with your wrench as much as you can, extend your neck between your legs, and kiss your soon to be structurally superfluous behind good-bye.
*takes off glasses*
What in the name of all that is holy is this?
lvl 3 Mini-sentry is OP
<img src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/Inuyasha887/TF2/lvl3minisentry.jpg?t=1294456559" alt="counter">
I mean, heck, it can even disguise as an enemy sentry! It's like Sapper got together with Mini-sentry's Mom or something.
Including Jarate fountains.
Scout: "Need a sniper, here!"
Engie: "Nope."
… Wait what?
This sort of thing would actually be a cool addition to the game. A building that emulates a class, but obviously weaker and mostly, if not completely, stationary.
That Sniper has to have some sort of auto-aiming program installed..
Twas an old glitch
And mini-sentry is scout with pistol.
Twas an awesome sentry, building and firing at mini speed, but with the power and health of a level 3.
And twas I that found it and pointed it out to valve :D
And thus, you ruined the Engineer's only chance to be overpowered. It was still hilarious while it lasted.
I'll take it for a mini-sentry skin. It makes more sense too. *Not-so-subtle-jab at the SMG the snipers get*
Feelings!? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? …Well, anyone but me, actually.
"Upon erection".
I didn't bother reading the rest.
Candlejack? In MY Halolz? I guess it's more likel-
Scout: "I'm a dispenser here!"
What? Your sentry is evolving!
Sentry evolved into a Sniper!
So THIS is how babies are made!
No.
See, when a man and a woman love each other veeeeery much… Admiral Ackbar tells them it's a trap. So they fall out of love, but decide to stay friends, and buy a moon together to symbolize their friendship. But it turns out that the moon is a space station, with a massive crew of constantly duplicating babies made by Skull Kid using Majora's mask, so that the Moon (which, as I said before, is really a space-station) will fall to Earth in 3 days once it reaches critical baby mass . So, in an attempt to get rid of the babies (and save the world), they give them out to people all over the Earth, whether they want them or not.
The End.
Building The Heavy… Under Heavy Development!!
Sentries: Now with built-in Anti-Spy Technology!
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
NEED A PYRO HERE
TF2 Announcer: I'm in love with the Demoman, not *this* (waves hand towards Sniper) emotionless juice box!
Sniper: Hopes… deleted.
i'd have
Sniper is lvl 1, Heavy is lvl 2, then heavy with a soldier riding on his back is lvl 3
Sniper has an SMG? *joke about how snipers rarely use it now*
I use it. I shouldn't. It makes me remember why I don't bother playing Sniper.
Scout Pistol FTW.
So wait… When I finished MM, killing Majoras Mask and sending the moon away…
Aw shit, I killed a couple million babies, didn't I…
He literally just pulled himself out of his ass.. wtf.
But… if a spy comes… does he sap, or does he backstab?
…
…
BACKSAP!
wait… I'M 69!!!!
TOP HAT TIME!!
Heavy: "No, es doctor… CHARGE ME!"
*Guitar Lick*