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BITCH, HAVE SOME DUMPSTER

I like to think before he threw that he paused for a moment, then yelled “ target=”_blank”>Garbage daaay!”
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BITCH, HAVE SOME DUMPSTER



Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 5, 2011 · 4:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (225 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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75 Responses to “BITCH, HAVE SOME DUMPSTER”

  1. Not_anon on January 5th, 2011 4:32 pm

    No comment here…

    DAMMIT!

  2. Fission on January 5th, 2011 4:33 pm

    I got that bitch a dumpster

    Bitches love dumpsters

  3. DM1293 on January 5th, 2011 4:34 pm

    …going back to the tried and true joke.

    Looks like this super soldier…

    *Shades*

    Just took out the trash.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  4. Edeye on January 5th, 2011 4:38 pm

    "Honey! take the trash out!"
    "OKAY! "
    * throw *

  5. Twilizer on January 5th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Shh…did you guys here that?

    *Beeping sounds get louder as a giant green truck rolls up the street*

    GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  6. DarthShadow91 on January 5th, 2011 4:40 pm

    "I am Wreck-Gar! I am good for one thing and one thing only! GARBAGE!"

    <img src="http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp251/Darth_Shadow_91/Wreck-garanimatedpoint.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  7. lokik21 on January 5th, 2011 4:42 pm

    The funny thing is it's actually the dumpster from d20 Future that eats people. HES ON A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF PAIN HERE.

  8. Fawful on January 5th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Looks like the super soldier…
    *shades*
    Is trash talking.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  9. DM1293 on January 5th, 2011 4:51 pm

    It looks like this bad guy….

    *Shades*

    Got trashed.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  10. SS4FireFox on January 5th, 2011 4:59 pm

    It's fucking five in the damn morning!
    Every fucking Sunday, some super solider wakes me up with his loud beeping every time he picks up the garbage.

  11. SS4FireFox on January 5th, 2011 5:01 pm

    Looks like these jokes

    *shades*

    Are in the dumps

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  12. Sir_Nox on January 5th, 2011 5:06 pm

    I AM DUMP-STAR! I HUNGER! RUN! RUN! RUN! COWARDS!

  13. Sir_Nox on January 5th, 2011 5:07 pm

    And now every time I'm being shot at with a garbage receptacle in reach I'm going to have to yell that.

  14. DM1293 on January 5th, 2011 5:07 pm

    Stop reminding us that our talents…

    *shades*

    Are going to waste.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm out of material.

  15. Zyquux on January 5th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Okay, that one actually made me laugh.
    Anyway…

    At least our jokes….

    *Shades*

    Aren't recycled.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  16. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 5:55 pm

    At least this isn't Courage Kratos, Wolf, or…

    *shades*

    Candlejack.

    YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  17. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Haha! Weird Al joke.

  18. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 5:57 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *here

  19. ReploidArmada on January 5th, 2011 5:59 pm

    GRAMMER HAMMER v2!

    *hear

  20. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 6:00 pm

    Otacon! There's this guy here throwing dumpster's at me!

  21. Grammar Berzerker on January 5th, 2011 6:04 pm

    This submission made me laugh.

    Yet I do not know why.

  22. Linkman15 on January 5th, 2011 6:06 pm

    Bitch be trippin dumpster!

  23. GameboyPATH on January 5th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Bitches don't know 'bout my dumpster

  24. Terrorarium on January 5th, 2011 6:09 pm

    I threw a whole dumpster once…

    …No…No I didnt.

  25. KamikazeGible on January 5th, 2011 6:18 pm

    I'm getting a headache watching that guy get hit with a dumpster.

  26. vatonnage on January 5th, 2011 6:38 pm

    Thanks to Bloomberg, letting bitches have some dumpster in New York is more difficult as of now.

  27. supreme_slayer on January 5th, 2011 6:43 pm

    I see what you did there.

  28. DM1293 on January 5th, 2011 6:44 pm

    At least Candlejack has a weakness. Zalgo.

    HE COMES.

  29. FoxyMayo on January 5th, 2011 6:49 pm

    There are actually three people in this image. There's a homeless person in the dumpster, wondering what the hell is going on. Then he finds a quarter and his whole luck turns around.

  30. Strike_low on January 5th, 2011 6:55 pm

    Trash Crash!

  31. Alpar on January 5th, 2011 6:59 pm

    And these puns aren't worth as low as….

    *Shades*

    Garbage.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  32. Twilizer on January 5th, 2011 7:01 pm

    Oh noes!
    I've failed with grammar and I can't get up…
    Looks like I need some Grammah Hammah!

  33. Fai57 on January 5th, 2011 7:05 pm

    MAXIMUM GARBAGE!

  34. Gamage on January 5th, 2011 7:08 pm

    Looks like that minion was

    *shades*

    Spoiled.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  35. primedawg9170 on January 5th, 2011 7:45 pm

    IT'S GRAMMAR HAMMER YOU FOOL! LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE THE GRAMMAR NAZI COMES!

  36. primedawg9170 on January 5th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Damn it George, I said take the trash out, not THROW the trash out.

  37. primedawg9170 on January 5th, 2011 7:48 pm

    Looks like I'm gonna have to invoke…

    *Shades*

    …the Combo Breaker

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -- no.

  38. Zyquux on January 5th, 2011 7:50 pm

    Grammar Hammer: Apply directly to forehead!

  39. ovahdrive on January 5th, 2011 8:09 pm

    In Soviet Russia, trash take out you!

  40. TCC on January 5th, 2011 8:13 pm

    They're eating her….. and then they're going to eat me!….. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  41. TCC on January 5th, 2011 8:15 pm

    the funny thing is that all those jokes would be…

    *shades*

    Garbage

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  42. Coodoo on January 5th, 2011 8:17 pm

    Looks like you guys
    *shades*
    Are making CSI jokes
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  43. k3man on January 5th, 2011 8:25 pm

    The super soldier just wanted to play catch!!

  44. Kregain on January 5th, 2011 8:28 pm

    Wreck-Gar is good for one more thing. rel="nofollow">
    Being stupid!

    And for the life of me I forget how to put these in properly… Ah well.

  45. AuraMaster on January 5th, 2011 8:28 pm

    Get back in the trash with the rest of the Jersey Shore cast!

  46. Edeye on January 5th, 2011 8:31 pm

    Then I will eat the trash!
    LIKE A BOSS!
    om nom nom!

  47. Jade Catima on January 5th, 2011 8:37 pm

    On a boat?

  48. Seto_Kaiba on January 5th, 2011 8:40 pm

    It looks like your material
    *smirks beneath shades*
    got a bit stale.

    I have far too much money to scream like Roger Daltrey.

  49. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 8:41 pm

    Isn't that against the rules?

  50. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 8:42 pm

    Now do it to me.

  51. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 8:43 pm

    Nah, he'll just jizz in his pants.

  52. Seto_Kaiba on January 5th, 2011 9:03 pm

    Screw the rules, I have more than 69 epeen.

  53. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 9:39 pm

    So do I. You're not really special in that respect.

  54. TheRedGrunt on January 5th, 2011 9:53 pm

    I dare to be stupid!

  55. alecjones666 on January 5th, 2011 9:53 pm

    OMG, what GAME is this????????

  56. spearmint64 on January 5th, 2011 10:40 pm

    After 9 years of festering in a dumpster, I hope this garbage will have been well worth the wait…

  57. Kam_Fakami on January 5th, 2011 11:38 pm

    FUCK YO DUMPSTER RANDOM GUARD!
    FUCK YO DUMPSTER!

  58. DrSexington on January 5th, 2011 11:48 pm

    Looks like that Korean

    *Shades*

    Got dumped

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  59. DM1293 on January 6th, 2011 12:15 am

    You cannot ignore my E-peen's girth Kaiba.

  60. Zyquux on January 6th, 2011 12:26 am

    Are you talking about Duke Nukem Forever or Half Life 2: Episode 3?

    *Hides from Internet Backdraft*

  61. Neentendow on January 6th, 2011 12:31 am

    GET EQUIPPED WITH:
    SUPER ARM

  62. TheLoneLemon on January 6th, 2011 12:35 am

    Looks like the trash

    *Shades*

    got thrown away

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  63. k3man on January 6th, 2011 6:41 am

    And to think it all was released on…….Garbage Day!!!!

  64. DarthShadow91 on January 6th, 2011 7:21 am

    <img src="http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp251/Darth_Shadow_91/wreck-garaccordian.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    He's also not too shabby with an accordion.

  65. Funkalicous on January 6th, 2011 1:04 pm

    Trash Talk -- It hurts.
    [inside....]

  66. Dimomarg on January 6th, 2011 2:31 pm

    Alternative forms of Ammo Ftw.

  67. ... on January 6th, 2011 7:27 pm

    - I guess it was time to *puts on shades* Take out the trash!
    - Garbage Daaaaaay!
    - YEEAAAAAAAAAA…wait, wha..?
    *They are hit by a dumpster*
    - Bitches, have some dumpster!

  68. Frankenstrat247 on January 6th, 2011 8:45 pm

    Ha! Ha!
    *18th century dude*
    I'm tripping garbage!

  69. Xenrek on January 6th, 2011 9:14 pm

    please tell me im not the only one who read that in forrest's voice?

  70. ZenDragoon on January 7th, 2011 12:17 am

    Looks like this joke…

    *shades*

    Just got recycled.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOUUUUU MAD?

  71. candlejack on January 7th, 2011 12:57 am

    I prefer to throw chickens or sea turtles, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

  72. Frankenstrat247 on January 7th, 2011 5:59 pm

    I sent that bitch some insane system requirements

    bitches love insane system requirements

  73. Frankenstrat247 on January 7th, 2011 6:03 pm

    I read that in snake's voice, and had to stop myself from loling in class. +1.

  74. Frankenstrat247 on January 7th, 2011 7:03 pm

    Also, HAAAAAAX

  75. ZeikHunter on January 9th, 2011 1:34 am

    And for a whole week, the random guard stank of courage memes and TF2 jokes.

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