Oh dear, I seem to have been assimilated by a crustationesque extraterrestrial parasite! Poor form indeed, quite right.
Artwork by ChemicalAlia, captioned by Puflwiz
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 30, 2010 · 11:34 AM
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Quite a nightmarish image, if I do say so.
Daresay old chap, there's a cranium feeding multi-pedal extraterrestrial feeding on thy will.
Allow me to take measurements and resolve it with my edged-metal cutting bar of justice.
This is… Outstanding! I don't think you guys appreciate this. I think you guys just look at each submission as a little game to see who can get the most +1's. Please. Forget our E-peens. And take a gander at the marvel that is this glorious picture.
At first view, the hair curls looked like eyes. I have nothing else to say except
HEAD CRABS ON GENTLEMEN!!
Obscenely large hand behind text reminded me of possibly my favorite episode of "King of Queens"
<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_WzqzAVZnFBI/TRy6RKq7F4I/AAAAAAAAYPU/9Gtv_VZwaYo/s800/Fullscreen%20capture%2012302010%20115745%20AM.bmp.jpg">
Yabba? YOUR icing? I say!
HEAD CRABS ON GENTLEMEN?!
Even dead and a zombie, he is probably richer then me……
He knows too much. Take him out boys.
Of course this is the post translation of what this possessed gentleman is saying; Evidently, his intended words without the assistance of a translator would read something like, " SCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" as he tries to inquiry on the state of his cranial health.
Cranium consuming crustaceans attached to men of higher stature?!
ADJECTIVE NOUN ON OTHER NOUN!!
That's nonsense my good sir, I mean I-
Wait, someone wants to +1 me?! :D *poses sexily*
+1's on comment boxes!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-heartgold-soulsilver-momspendingmoneycomic.jpg">
The money is now E-Peen.
+1's on comment boxes!
Um, sir? You've got something on your face. Right there.
When the enemies transform themselves into gentlemen, the lines of comrades shall blur and we shall not have a clear concept of who to lay our lengthly pieces of prying metal to.
*Cues commercial music*
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"……, ………? ……., …………. ……….., ……….! …………!!! ………….*thumbs up*"
And he's not just a buyer, he's one of the men who designed it! And used it to save the world!
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No, no, you're perfectly fine… please don't eat me.
*Picks up phone and begins to dial*
……wait a minute. Something's not right here. What is it? $900.10 x 10 payments?….. Oh, my god! They don't have it in yellow!
*slams phone back down*
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS ON "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES" REFERENCES!!
I do believe there is a parasitic creature on top of my head.
:3
Pardon me sir, but it seems your hat is wearing a wi- oh, dear, sir. Your hat appears to be movi-
OH SWEET MOTHER OF POLITENESS WHAT IS THAT?
*drops monicle*
On a somewhat related note……
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
<img src="http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp251/Darth_Shadow_91/alienqueen.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Since the combo is now dead and moot-
psh, yeah right.
Anyway, quick question: how do you attach a link to a word so that when you click on the word, it opens the link?
This just in:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERS ON MOTORCYCLES.
I'LL TAKE 20!
DO IT! http://chemicalalia.deviantart.com/#/d33cpub
I PROMISED HER I WILL TURN IT INTO A MEME!
Shall i call SWAT, FBI or Freeman?
Mentlegen on Headcrabs?
But if he were to eat you he would allow his chef to prepare you. You will take a nice hot bath with spices lathered in your hair and body. making you delicious. I'm hungry now
I say, screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, meeeeeerg, scrweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Ol' chap.
Don't worry, he's a humanitarian.
<a_href="[URL]">TEXT HERE</_a>
Remove the second underscore and replace the first with a space.
INSTRUCTIONS ON LINKS!
FRISBEE GAMES ON LIGHT CYCLES!
I'm on a horse.
Anyway, how are the wife and kids doing?
*Spins pen* Alright thats 19 in hazmat orange and 1 in classic hotrod red…y'want pistols with that?
*looks over shoulder* Hrm? One second sir. *clack*
BARNEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP GIVING HIM FREEBIES! ….I DON'T CARE IF HE'S TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD! WE GOT DUKE NUKEM FOR THAT NEXT YEAR! …….HIS LEASE IS UP ANYWAY, G-MAN PUT A HOLD ON HALF LIFE 3! ……SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A REALLY STUPID LOOKING MASTERMIND FOR COMBINE! ……..YEAH, YOU'LL GET COMPENSATED WITH THE MODIFICATIONS FOR BLACK MESA WHEN THAT GETS DONE. *Picks up phone* So anyway….
I daresay i do believe that i have a creature of parasitic stature upon my powdered wig. He thinks that thine head is his humble abode.
I C WHAT U DID THAR.
call all of them, and you might need to ring captain falcon too, just in case.
*plays badass tune that will stay with you forever*
Ummm I dont have his number.
Yes sir. Do you take cash?
Gordon, be fully aware of the cranial creatures who exert a sexual motion upon thine's head.
Oh, you had to link to TV Tropes didn't you? *spends the next 3 months randomly clicking links*