What I think when my Pokemon has low health

I can still hear that low health beeping from the original Pokemon games ringing in my head. Dammit Pikachu faint already!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 29, 2010 · 11:14 AM 
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108 Responses to “What I think when my Pokemon has low health”

  1. TehBlueOne on December 29th, 2010 11:16 am

    Beep Beep I'm a Jeep

  2. Seto_Kaiba on December 29th, 2010 11:17 am

    Out of all the pie charts I have ever seen in my life, this is the most accurate by far.

  3. Lordshadow on December 29th, 2010 11:21 am

    Actually, listening to the soundtrack of Pokemon Black & White, the low HP beeping is actually pretty intense and epic. rel="nofollow">
    Really has a feel like "Things are going REALLY bad and I have got to turn this around NOW"

  4. Nyoron on December 29th, 2010 11:22 am

    GODDAMNIT! STOP THE F*CKING BEEPING!

  5. Nyoron on December 29th, 2010 11:24 am

    This makes me wanna play Black and White more. That sounds pretty darn catchy.

  6. Flamerider on December 29th, 2010 11:32 am

    The Red quadrant is now considerably lowered.
    Except for the Zealots who still play the GB originals.

  7. chuckpebble on December 29th, 2010 11:32 am

    Also applies to Link with low health! I can still remember my parents when I was a wee lad playing Legend of Zelda on the NES.

    "JOEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!?!?"
    "TRYING TO FIND A HEART!!!"
    "COULD YOU HURRY THE F*&% UP!"

  8. spplmj on December 29th, 2010 11:34 am

    WRONG!

    The correct answer is:

    "Please don't show up. Please don't show up
    *GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK wants to battle!*
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  9. codemaster525 on December 29th, 2010 11:38 am

    EVERY FUCKING TIME

  10. TCC on December 29th, 2010 11:39 am

    well there's that, then there's poison when you're in the middle of a cave you've never been in before….. that's just fucking sadistic.

  11. TCC on December 29th, 2010 11:46 am

    ….. that is bull shit, and everyone who has had to listen to the old school one knows it.

  12. BurnoutSpartan on December 29th, 2010 12:03 pm

    If I'm every in critical condition at a hospital or something I want everyone to hear that sound. A little payback from my GBC days…

  13. GameboyPATH on December 29th, 2010 12:27 pm

    Man, if an alarm went off whenever someone was beaten to near-death, there'd be less crime.

  14. MasqueNoMercy on December 29th, 2010 1:04 pm

    it would suck if you have low health… now not only are you in severe amounts of pain but you cant stop incessantly beeping!

  15. doepker on December 29th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Me: Alright, my pokemon's life is low, maybe he'll just kill it and get the beeping over with.

    Rattata used tail whip.

    Me: YOU ASSHOLE, my pokemon's life is 1 and you use tail whip. Fuck you, Youngster Joey, fuck you.

  16. Kregain on December 29th, 2010 1:19 pm

    I like how you stole this from GraphJam which posted it a whole two days ago. Oh and then you put your site logo on the bottom. Niiiiiiiiiiice. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2010/12/27/funny-gra

  17. MrNaleIt on December 29th, 2010 1:27 pm

    I wonder why no one has gone as far as to TURN THE F*CKING VOLUME DOWN OR EVEN OFF!!!

  18. MassiveDamage on December 29th, 2010 1:31 pm

    Kregain, I want to say 2 little things to you:
    First, this is the Internet, it wasn't stolen, it was posted, Shawn even gave credit.
    Second, CRY SUM MOAR

  19. codemaster525 on December 29th, 2010 1:55 pm

    Credit was given to the one who submitted it. On graphjam, there is no credit to whoever made it. Unlike Halolz, those Cheezebuger sites don't always give credit. So how dare you accuse Halolz for stealing another's work?

    And as what Massive Damage said, its the internet. Get over it. You feel like you play the hero when accusing one is stealing another's work, well you look like an idiot. Go to lolbot. They "steal" everyone's work and not give credit. I've seen some Halolz stuff there. Also your little site memebase, or whatever its owned by, they steal too.

    So think twice before you come down here and accuse Halolz that they stole stuff. You look like an idiot. Have fun with your low e-peen and being shunned by this community.

  20. Alpar on December 29th, 2010 2:03 pm

    Hooray, yet another comrade has obtained gentleman status!

  21. Alpar on December 29th, 2010 2:03 pm

    Looking at this now, I'm surprised how people lost their patience with Navi faster than they did with the beeping.

  22. GameboyPATH on December 29th, 2010 2:18 pm




    +1

  23. MasterLuigi452 on December 29th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Where is Full Restore when you need it??

  24. Lordshadow on December 29th, 2010 2:44 pm

    And then the zubat uses supersonic.

  25. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 3:32 pm

    Anything else = Putting it down Old Yeller Style.

  26. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 3:33 pm

    SHUN THE NON BELIEVER OF FALCON. SHUUUUUUN.

  27. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 3:35 pm

    Then there was the Ninja Turtles debacle of 1989…Incidentally, I was born that year! What are the odds. :D

  28. L3re7z on December 29th, 2010 3:40 pm

    Thank god that they made a catchy song from it in Gen V! :D

  29. PKMNB0Y on December 29th, 2010 3:47 pm

    Heck yeah!
    Edit: Yes, epic jump back to 71 e-peen!

  30. Lordshadow on December 29th, 2010 3:56 pm

    WE'RE GOING TO FALCON MOUNT-
    Star Wolf: Can't let you make that reference.

  31. TCC on December 29th, 2010 4:10 pm

    EVERY.
    FUCKING.
    TIME.

  32. Zabrio on December 29th, 2010 4:17 pm
  33. FoxyMayo on December 29th, 2010 4:35 pm

    Needs a metal cover. NOW.

  34. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on December 29th, 2010 4:39 pm

    It's their way of getting revenge on you for letting their hp run low.

    …And it's super effective.

  35. FoxyMayo on December 29th, 2010 4:39 pm

    Two solutions to the problem:

    1. Give 'em a healin' item.

    2. Put the bastard down with your own goddamn bare hands.

  36. BrawlzyBabe on December 29th, 2010 4:44 pm

    One time, my mom went as far as to take my Red version away from me because my Charmander was beeping. It wasn't my fault that lv. 2 Pidgeys kept killing me.

  37. XxGiroxX on December 29th, 2010 4:55 pm

    I'm playing it at this very moment :P

  38. XxGiroxX on December 29th, 2010 4:55 pm

    2 Steps away….

  39. XxGiroxX on December 29th, 2010 4:57 pm

    Nope

  40. Angemon300 on December 29th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Were they shiny?

  41. Kregain on December 29th, 2010 5:32 pm

    Wow defensive bunch of lil' whiners aren't you? I really don't care what you all think of me, but I'd like to point out a simple flaw in your argument. Looking at the actual link above I see no credit given to GraphJam or the as listed on GraphJam site, Unknown creator. I wasn't trying to be something special I just thought I'd make a snide remark about branding a picture found from another site. Yeah alot of them do it, and I picked here to make a comment on it. You don't like it piss off.

  42. BrawlzyBabe on December 29th, 2010 5:33 pm

    I don't think so. I was young and stupid then. Took until I killed a shiny Swablu to realize that shiny = good.

  43. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 5:40 pm

    We don't like it and you're on our site. YOU piss off. You did nothing to refute Codemaster here and quite frankly, nobody credits the meme generators either. Why should they? Its a free-to-use deal.

    But you do have credentials with -83p now…maybe you could go fill out a troll application if you want to, but I can't pencil you in till January. In the meantime…

    <img src="http://www.freewebs.com/darthvoorhees14/Shut%20the%20fuck%20up.bmp&quot; alt="some_text"/>

  44. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:41 pm

    And let us not forget the Metroid series. particularly Super Metroid. surprisingly enough, I was actually born on the same year as Super Metroid. It's a very small world we live in, no?

  45. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:43 pm

    Well Joeys Rattata does love to play with its victim, seeing as how it is high tier and all.

  46. Ataeru on December 29th, 2010 5:44 pm

    the odds? That should not happen! You are the spy in Tf2!!! You were born much earlier then 1989!!!
    -Fission Mailed-
    Spy, what have you done!? You changed the future! You created a time paradox!

  47. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 5:45 pm

    OBJECTION! I'm the SON of Red Spy. Clearly still possible.

    PS I liked your old avatar better.

  48. Ataeru on December 29th, 2010 5:47 pm

    you guys should listen to the new Pokemon Black and White tune.
    Its very catchy. rel="nofollow">

  49. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:47 pm

    I guess some people are racist to fairies.

  50. DM1293 on December 29th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Oh! Oh! I got the WORST one. COMIX ZONE. THAT one didn't have an alarm; That one BLARED AN ALARM LOUDER THAN THE SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC. Imagine being low on health, knowing that you have no health drinks and have no way of getting out of hearing BWOOPBWOOPBWOOPBWOOPBWOOPBWOOPBWOOP (short of killing yourself in the game and hoping for a continue screen).

  51. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:48 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  52. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:50 pm

    Oh, I feel sorry for you, they're as rare as hens teeth.

  53. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 5:53 pm

    Mate, Didn't you know??? The Internet is srs business when it comes to trolls like you.

  54. Ataeru on December 29th, 2010 6:04 pm

    -_-;
    2 people so far.
    and I agree, ill get my momiji avatar back up.

  55. KamikazeGible on December 29th, 2010 6:21 pm

    inb4tiersareforqueers

  56. KamikazeGible on December 29th, 2010 6:21 pm

    Red Version was before shiny pokemon existed. So I would guess not.

  57. KamikazeGible on December 29th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Which is why when I owned Emerald I spent most of the game with the volume turned down.

  58. KamikazeGible on December 29th, 2010 6:29 pm

    Or in GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK'S item bag.

  59. KamikazeGible on December 29th, 2010 6:30 pm

    Including the one that shows how rich you are?

  60. Grashbar on December 29th, 2010 6:38 pm

    GAH! Who struck you down!? Here, take this +1!

  61. MasterLuigi452 on December 29th, 2010 6:41 pm

    Should have been Road Runner…

  62. Deep Thought on December 29th, 2010 6:54 pm

    Due to my refusal to dispense -1s, I am caught in a dilemma. I will however also refuse to distribute a +1 to this pompous ass.

    I think you owe the Protomen an apology for your evil, Kregain

  63. Deep Thought on December 29th, 2010 6:56 pm

    +1 to you sir… I haven't seen that poster in years!

  64. primedawg9170 on December 29th, 2010 7:15 pm

    DOUBLE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  65. Kregain on December 29th, 2010 7:35 pm

    Our site? For real? Last I checked anyone can come here. And I'm pretty sure I still qualify as anyone despite my points dropping like a rock. Do I care that you hate me? No. Do I think I'm a troll? Not really, but thanks for trying. All in all it's easy to jump on the band wagon or in this case bitch at the one person who just doesn't play by the same rules as you. Have fun with that way of thinking. I'll stay here and comment when and where I like.

  66. Marzen on December 29th, 2010 7:42 pm

    RED WARRIOR, IS ABOUT TO DIE

    DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH. DU-NUH.

  67. Zabrio on December 29th, 2010 7:47 pm
  68. werewolfsfury on December 29th, 2010 7:52 pm

    same thing happened to me in the original silver after i got bored with it I saw like 5 shines and just ran from them one was even a … shiny pidgey

  69. Roflcopter419 on December 29th, 2010 8:06 pm

    I like how they made the beeping tolerable. It actually fits rather nicely there.

  70. Tael on December 29th, 2010 8:09 pm

    Then you realize you need strength to get through, which none of your current party has.

  71. Tael on December 29th, 2010 8:21 pm

    *Tries to bike to safety*

    Oak: There's a time and place for everything!

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  72. Tael on December 29th, 2010 8:22 pm

    It's a real problem nowadays.

    I can't even walk down the road to get deku nuts without being shouted at.

  73. TCC on December 29th, 2010 8:36 pm

    OMG THIS GUY IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET! OH NO! :U

    But seriously, I don't get why nobody is approaching this rationally. Maybe explain that Halolz has a standard procedure instead of giving him the gratification of your RAGE.

    basically:
    -Things are submitted to Shawn
    -Shawn ads the halolz tag to allow others to know where it has been posted here (changing nothing else of the image)
    -Shawn posts the image as it was sent to him with the addition of the tag, and credits provided by the sender.

    Credit that was given was what was sent in along with the image. It appears that the creator of the image was credited. The sender probably cropped off the Graph Jam logo before sending it in, so if anyone is to blame it's the sender (who also seems to be the creator of the image).

  74. Nyoron on December 29th, 2010 9:30 pm

    You lucky transporter you. Giro was a transporter person, amiright?

  75. codemaster525 on December 29th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Well you are right that we can't call it our site. But hey, we are the community of this site, and if one person tries to attack the site, then we go on the defensive. Check out the forums, large and tight group of people who will side with Halolz in case there is an injustice. Don't go trolling here or the forum because we will fight back. And next time think before accusing. Like what TCC said, Shawn just gets the images and adds the Halolz watermark. The sender is the one who removes the tags from other site because they choose to. So think twice before coming here and think that Shawn would actually steal other people's work.

  76. Jimmy on December 29th, 2010 9:42 pm

    RULE #34 + BEEPING.

  77. Jimmy on December 29th, 2010 9:43 pm

    Oh so you LIKE Deku Nuts do you? How bout I show you MY nuts.

  78. Jade Catima on December 29th, 2010 11:45 pm

    +1's on Jeeps?

  79. Jade Catima on December 29th, 2010 11:45 pm

    That one can never be truly accurate because they can't possibly make it big enough.

  80. GuessWho666 on December 30th, 2010 12:17 am

    That sir is an insult, nothing is more annoying than me.
    HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN.

  81. GuessWho666 on December 30th, 2010 12:19 am

    Warrior needs food…..badly.

  82. GuessWho666 on December 30th, 2010 12:26 am

    This plays right into my strategy, piss off the opponent with annoying sounds till they mess up, then come back for a win.

  83. Kregain on December 30th, 2010 12:28 am

    The funny thing, I was only making a ripping remark about this being copied/stolen/whatever from GraphJam. It was all of you who made this out to be something much more, and me into a bad guy or some troll. I think maybe everyone involved in this chain was taking things a wee bit too seriously, yes including me. So yeah anyone else with comments on this particular subject just think twice before posting. Everyone else have a good laugh.

  84. Zyquux on December 30th, 2010 4:34 am
  85. primedawg9170 on December 30th, 2010 4:36 am

    What about the most annoying sound in the world? It's way more annoying than you, and that's saying a lot.

  86. primedawg9170 on December 30th, 2010 4:38 am

    Oh boy I love nuts……peanuts to be exact.

  87. Zyquux on December 30th, 2010 4:38 am

    I would have figured that the Elite Four bought all of them.

  88. Zyquux on December 30th, 2010 4:46 am
  89. Dimomarg on December 30th, 2010 5:33 am

    Your pokemon is out of PP for everything but Tail whip, it's hp is almost 0 and when you need to be put out of your beepin' misery, guess who spams passive moves? GARY beep-beep-beep-beep-beep…

  90. Dimomarg on December 30th, 2010 5:42 am

    what you don't understand is nothing done/posted/said here cannot be taken seriously, and everyone knows that. everyone had a good laugh. Mostly at you, for being such a Cheezburger network drone. And by the way if this was stolen as you say, then why isn't this one anti aliased (the green bar in particular)? And by the way, if K2J really DID claim ownership in his email to Shawn, there's nothing he could do about it.

  91. MogZero on December 30th, 2010 8:12 am

    I know this probably doesnt sound like a good goal, but try an get to -120 e-peen, u an tmotmo can be friends.

  92. TehVortex on December 30th, 2010 10:30 am

    Obligatory.

    But Link also has his persistant groaning sigh when he's low on health as well…so you FEEL his anguish.

  93. TehVortex on December 30th, 2010 10:36 am

    *ring ring, ring ring*

    Youngster Joey: …It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas…

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  94. TehVortex on December 30th, 2010 3:01 pm

    …because everyone knows that HG/SS's Vs. Champion theme is the most splendid piece of music in all videogames.

    And Congratulations on gentleman status.

  95. Ragnellrok on December 30th, 2010 6:52 pm

    That is why nintendo invented the volume down button. It's not there to save our ears it is there only to allow us to not hear the sound of the beeping. Also I might have gotten some sick thrill out of not healing my pokemon until I have to for something like a long cave, gym leader, or the god forsaken rival encounters… I didn't even buy anything in HeartGold until like the 5th gym.

  96. Deep Thought on December 30th, 2010 7:08 pm

    He's already at -69… I think that gives him the right to don a bowler hat and a sinister handlebar mustache

  97. MasterLuigi452 on December 30th, 2010 7:30 pm

    Or Rock Smash…
    Or Waterfall in G/S/C…

  98. BrawlzyBabe on December 31st, 2010 1:38 am

    Your logic is not wanted here. Just like your Sonic spam. :K

  99. KamikazeGible on December 31st, 2010 2:11 am

    You're just jealous you can't step it up.

  100. solidjake on December 31st, 2010 6:36 pm

    couldn't be as bad as the hey listen ever five seconds.

  101. JesterJoe on December 31st, 2010 11:15 pm

    I'd like to interrupt your serious debate with a relaxing joke.

    So, 2 peanuts walk across a street.
    One was assaulted.

  102. solidjake on December 31st, 2010 11:20 pm

    its like when that damn navi keeps going listen listen over and over

  103. Red on January 1st, 2011 10:16 pm

    It cant be as bad as this… rel="nofollow">

  104. Red on January 1st, 2011 10:16 pm

    What if the batteries die?

  105. solidjake on January 2nd, 2011 8:57 am

    after all that beeping if you don't win number "2" is the best move

  106. solidjake on January 2nd, 2011 9:02 am

    hahaha your so right

  107. Jetmike on January 16th, 2011 6:29 pm

    I think of this
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  108. Megachipman on April 8th, 2011 12:16 am

    In the hands of a trainer that only has a level 7 Zigzagoon, true story

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