STOP! Heavy time!
By KevinYOKI
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 28, 2010 · 1:38 PM |
Categories: Explosives, Fists of Fury, Lords of the Dance, Musical, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 28 Comments |
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Heavy, I'm your biggest fan.
I can buy out any other competition for that position and I can also afford your cash per minute for 8 lifetimes if fired continuously since the gunman's inception to prove it.
That's a sandvich, you can't touch
Little baby, can't touch that.
*Dons monocle*
Frozen water, frozen water, infants.
Heavy later kills Ron Jeremy during a fight on the Surreal Life.
Wow, and I thought that EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SONG where Heavy sings about babies had already been produced.
Team Fortress 2: It's a fucking goldmine.
This should be BLU team's new theme song.
Alright, stop, grab a hat and listen
Heavy's back, and he's gonna be gibbin'
Something's gonna stop your entry
Lights like a Sapper on a guy's sentry
Will it ever stop, yo? I don't know
Just BONK out the lights of a Pyro.
Is he too sexy for this song?
Damn, I could have used that diaper changing station.
Word to your mother Russia.
Next, the Pyro and the Spy will be suing the Heavy for Plagiarism with their hit single "Under Pyros (Why must they Spycheck)"
Man, the music started and I thought this was Under Pressure. Song, I am dissapoint.