STOP! Heavy time!
By KevinYOKI
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Categories: Explosives, Fists of Fury, Lords of the Dance, Musical, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (28 Comments) |
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Heavy, I'm your biggest fan.
I can buy out any other competition for that position and I can also afford your cash per minute for 8 lifetimes if fired continuously since the gunman's inception to prove it.
That's a sandvich, you can't touch
Little baby, can't touch that.
*Dons monocle*
Frozen water, frozen water, infants.
Heavy later kills Ron Jeremy during a fight on the Surreal Life.
Wow, and I thought that EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SONG where Heavy sings about babies had already been produced.
Team Fortress 2: It's a fucking goldmine.
This should be BLU team's new theme song.
Alright, stop, grab a hat and listen
Heavy's back, and he's gonna be gibbin'
Something's gonna stop your entry
Lights like a Sapper on a guy's sentry
Will it ever stop, yo? I don't know
Just BONK out the lights of a Pyro.
Is he too sexy for this song?
Damn, I could have used that diaper changing station.
You have no idea.
…HOLD IT!
Why is babe in your username? Everyone knows girls don't exist on the internet!
Who said I was a girl?
I might just be a very feminine man. XD
Word to your mother Russia.
And this was not obvious the first fifty million videos it made? In various mediums? The excellent Meet The Pyro where the Pyro is the Announcer? The hand-animated Meet The Spy and Meet The Pyro? The meet the spy using sound clips? All the spoofs using mangled up words? Vagineer? Panis Cupcake? Spy Crabs? A COMPUTER SENTRY?
I can go on for hours here.
Even I don't go that far…
Maybe Brawly is a babe as in a child under the age of 3. Or maybe he's a pig. WHO KNOWS? NOT I.
*Sips from tea*
Infantile insect.
*sips bonk from tea cup*
Spongy cakes with a thickness no more than a few centimeters produced with the use of a kitchen implement known as a pan, or on occasion a griddle.
*sound indicative to that of hitting one with a metallic instrument used in the sport of Baseball.*
I seriously lol'd at that.
It's what I was told to do in the situations where my gender is brought up. :)
I hear the Jonas brothers have a song called "LA baby".
I sadly do not understand you since I do not have these mythical items you refer as "A monocle and a tophat". Would someone be kind enough to translate for me?
Next, the Pyro and the Spy will be suing the Heavy for Plagiarism with their hit single "Under Pyros (Why must they Spycheck)"
STOP!
Heavy time!
Admit it, you copied what Shawn put for his comment.
*uncloaks and sips tea*
Gentlemen. It has come to my attention that I lack the single eyeglass and large stovepipe hat. Would one of you kindly attach them to me?
It maybe a goldmine but Heavy's struck platinum!
Man, the music started and I thought this was Under Pressure. Song, I am dissapoint.