It’s a reasonable question, that (as you might expect) can only properly be answered by Lord Brent of Flossington! Also I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought it was weird collecting all those “P Bags.”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 27, 2010 · 1:12 PM 
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43 Responses to “[VIDEO] What if ZELDA II Had Lyrics?”

  1. SonicsmyName on December 27th, 2010 1:30 pm

    Link. The only man that can make a skirt MANLY!

    Also troll Gannon C:

  2. Seto_Kaiba on December 27th, 2010 1:46 pm

    But these guys make tights look good: http://babbleon5.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/robi

  3. Twilizer on December 27th, 2010 1:46 pm

    I want to know why an old man would even know about Zelda 2.

  4. Neentendow on December 27th, 2010 1:57 pm

    It's spelled Ganon.
    GANNON BANNED!

  5. GameboyPATH on December 27th, 2010 2:09 pm

    Not an old man: THE old man.

  6. GameboyPATH on December 27th, 2010 2:14 pm

    It's called Death Mountain 'cause

    <img src="http://ui19.gamespot.com/594/facesganon_4.jpg"&gt;

  7. TheTopHatKid on December 27th, 2010 2:24 pm

    Have a date.

    Procreate.

  8. Alpar on December 27th, 2010 2:30 pm

    …He will make your face the greatest in Koridai?

  9. Caelun_Niveus on December 27th, 2010 2:42 pm

    You think P-BAGS are odd, play Touhou, and collect P-SQUARES!

  10. Caelun_Niveus on December 27th, 2010 2:55 pm

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    I prefer this one…

    Note to Shawn, you need to edit the page for the here: http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/28/video-the-advent
    They seem to have made a new account or something, and an update in now required.

  11. Caelun_Niveus on December 27th, 2010 2:56 pm

    Or else you will die.

  12. Caelun_Niveus on December 27th, 2010 2:57 pm

    THE old man who gave me the sword?

  13. GameboyPATH on December 27th, 2010 3:17 pm

    In SMB3, you have to fill your P-BAR, as well as hit P-SWITCHES.

  14. Shawn Handyside on December 27th, 2010 3:27 pm

    Done and done! And yes the Zelda II rap is pretty awesome.

  15. KitchwaTembo on December 27th, 2010 3:28 pm

    I prefer this one too.

  16. Shawn Handyside on December 27th, 2010 3:31 pm

    P-BAG still sounds wrong though.

  17. Shatman on December 27th, 2010 4:19 pm

    Glory, Hypno-Floss, etcetera.

  18. DM1293 on December 27th, 2010 4:35 pm

    *Plants a link*
    http://www.tiny.cc/9hkz8

    *Flees*

  19. Zabrio on December 27th, 2010 4:42 pm

    this happens every time Brentalfloss plugs in any system and starts up a game

  20. smashpro1 on December 27th, 2010 5:14 pm

    Piss bags? [/AVGN]

  21. spaghettiweegee on December 27th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Hmmmm… So Dark Link butt-rapes you… Well, that explains where the depraved fanship got LinkxDark Link from.

  22. Lordshadow on December 27th, 2010 5:42 pm

    BECAUSE YOU MUST DIE

  23. Lordshadow on December 27th, 2010 5:43 pm

    And then the Octorok kills you by falling SIDEWAYS at you.

  24. AuraMaster on December 27th, 2010 5:46 pm

    Yes, the Old Man in the cave that's his home. Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.

  25. spaghettiweegee on December 27th, 2010 5:47 pm

    I wanna be, the Oldest Man,
    and give out swords to you…
    Zelda's captured by Ganon,
    So go chop him in twooooo!

    It's dangerous to go alone,
    so take this wooden blade.
    in Hyrule, you won't find homes,
    or $350 lemonaaaades.

    ZEL-DA-MON! GOTTA RESCUE PRINCESSES!! (we dooooo)
    THE STRATEGY GUIDE TELLS US TO!
    CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU!
    ZEL-DA-MOOOOON!

  26. AuraMaster on December 27th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Is the monkey DK?

  27. Alpar on December 27th, 2010 6:49 pm

    But I didn't bring light into his lair…

  28. GuessWho666 on December 27th, 2010 7:57 pm

    No one remembers this game, because I'm not in it.

  29. penguindude42 on December 27th, 2010 7:58 pm

    You jumped into a sword, you retard!

  30. penguindude42 on December 27th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Guess this means you can't ignore Dark Link's girth either.

  31. Azurik on December 27th, 2010 8:52 pm

    I enjoy P-Bagging people when I kill them in Halo… just kidding, nobody plays Halo.

  32. Tael on December 27th, 2010 10:00 pm

    Brentalfloss is Error.

  33. SonicsmyName on December 27th, 2010 10:40 pm

    Hence the trolling. It DOES seem he got over it after the first game though… Hmm…

  34. SonicsmyName on December 27th, 2010 10:42 pm

    Or… Maybe they're the same person… Think about it, he mimics the hero, and we never see Dark Link's face.

  35. SonicsmyName on December 27th, 2010 11:03 pm

    You obviously rejected getting the GRRREATEST face.

  36. DM1293 on December 28th, 2010 12:50 am

    SEQUELS! Made by procreation.

  37. Red on December 28th, 2010 2:40 am

    (*Slow Claps*)
    Well done, Lord Brent of Flossington
    Well done indeed

  38. PewnyPL on December 28th, 2010 5:27 am

    Nah, P stands for POSSESSION!

  39. dapaperboy on December 28th, 2010 11:06 am

    I gave up on trying to be lulzy so I'll be srs: This is most definitely one of your better videos, Brentalfloss.

    Also, I wonder what the "extras" in the background of the "link you win" monologue (4:11-4:13) must be thinking.

  40. AuraMaster on December 28th, 2010 4:03 pm

    SQUADALA!

  41. Red on December 29th, 2010 1:15 am

    we are off!

  42. Red on December 29th, 2010 1:18 am

    That is a valid argument
    And the same could therefore be said of the unholy CGI (reluctant to call them) games

  43. penguindude42 on December 31st, 2010 9:42 am

    LINK! …Is that your wang!?

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