He’s bringing 1-Up Mushrooms to all the good little Toads and Toadettes! The Koopa Kids however get nothing but lumps of lava rock in their stockings…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 1:16 AM
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What is this….I don't even…
Shrooms, the new most wanted gift
*Witty comment*
In Super Mario World nice children get 1-ups and naughty children are eaten and turned into eggs
the good little boys and girls are given 1-up and power shrooms
the naughty boys and girls are given poison shrooms
*hypacritical comment*
It should be a blue Yoshi, not a green! Green ones can't fly without a blue shell! [/nerd rage]
Yoshi the Shiny-Tongued Dinosaur,
Had a very shiny tongue.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows. (Like a Super Star)
All of the other characters,
Used to laugh and call him names. (Like Lickitung)
They never let poor Yoshi
Join any Mario games. (Like Super Mario Land)
Then one foggy Ghost House level
Mario came to say:
"Yoshi with your tounge so bright
Won't you guide my way tonight?"
Then how the characters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee! (Yippee)
Yoshi, the Shiny-tongued Dinosaur,
You'll go down in History! (Like Atari)
*Spelling correcting comment under the provision that that wasn't a portmanteau of Hypertext and Hypocritical*
So if you're good, you get to respawn? I am donating all my money to charity RIGHT NOW!
I can too fly without a blue shell, I use smash ball!
I had no choice in the egg part, Mario Claus just hits me in the back of the head and it just…happens.
I knew it! Mario has to be on something. "Fire Flowers", "'Shrooms", "Leaves"… it was a conspiracy all along!
Your song is inspiring and reminds me to eat more stars for shiny tounge. +1 for you my good man!
Well, of course! You get higher when you eat a mushroom.
Well this is better than last year when the Koopa Troopas tried to deliver the presents with the help of the Shy Guys…*Shudder*
*Generous +1s for all!*
Yoshi should probably get that throbbing red tumor on his face checked out
It's not a tumar!
That explains why all the people in the Mushroom kingdom seem so cheery helpful. Being good gives immortality and unlimited power, while being an asshole brings instant death. Hmmm… then why isn't Bowser dead… maybe he's Jewish.
Yeah… it didn't set off Firefox's spell check, so I didn't notice.
Hmmm i will let the pros handle that…..oh what the heck…i dont have a hammer….
so ill just correct you.
tumor
Hmmmmm oh!
"Funny she doesnt look Druish"-barf
Tryed my best top get it…
+1s to people who know where i got that from.
*sees a hole that i cant jump across*
*sees Yoshi_Dino*
nah…its nearing christmas..ill give him the day off from dying.
Merry Christmas, Halolz
Our Santa Claus doesn't give us extra chances to live…
Who doesn't know Spaceballs.
If he did that The Almighty Falcon would come down and Falcon Punch him to the next century.
You'd be surprised.
Pity the naughty kids…they get poison mushrooms, so pretty much two year's worth of growth is down the crapper :(
Hey don't give them Lava rocks! with all that obsidian they could build an invincible castle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O…I think I'd prefer a poison mushroom.
Santa Mario Galaxy! A game where Mario has to deliver gifts to Lumas and other galatic creatures across the stars while traversing different skill puzzles, in the end showing Bowser he's been a naughty boy!
Sorry Mario, but your milk and cookies are in another castle!
And magically get super powers and whatnot
Then you might accidently set the gifts on fire too though
…surprised noone pointed out the wings in Super Mario World though that lead you to the special stages in the sky
You guys use spell checkers?
I am disappoint D:
*Cue for generous +1s for all on motorcycles so we can somehow start a +1 chain with many motorcyles with the intention of getting extra +1s*
….
Nahh
TIME TRAVEL?!
Scoundrels and Russians, that's who.
But not all koopa kids are bad! That is racism… and… well…
yeah…
+1s on Yoshi the shiny tongued dinosaur !!!!!!!!
Falcon bless us, everyone!
Hear hear!
Now let us drink Falcon Punch as a toast!
I perfer Poison Mushrooms instead of lava rocks.
Up next on The Halolzmas Channel: How the Wolf Couldn't let us Do Christmas
+1s on Yoshi the Shiny Tongued Dinosuar?!
Google Chrome has one too.
Then later : Heavy Weapon's Guy holiday cooking show.
Couldn't you have called the grammar hammer bros. instead?
you only need 100 coin for that
Happy Holidays Everyone!
May you all get the best games!
I mainly use it as a heads up that I miss spelled something, as most of the time, I simply hit the wrong key (or one key too many).
Also, I love how it always tells me that I misspelled Beiber.
why it pinball mario that deliver the gifts?
Merry Christmas halolz, may your engy's have long necks, and may you pray to Captain Falcon.
Merry christmas to all, and to all, a good night. *Puts "on holiday" sign on the Troll Agency door*
On Deloreans.
Likewise.
You're not a troll…*checks records*
I'm not a troll on Halolz.
Let's not forget what comes later: Announcer got run over by a Yoshi!
Guy in background: But don't we usually celebrate the birth of baby Jesu-
Halolzer: YAY VIDEOGAMES.
Microsoft Word told me I misspelt Obama
And then Adobe told me I misspelt Microsoft
*comment that points out the chain has been broken*
Sorry, but the Pop Culture Reference Hammer is necessary here.
Yoshi_Dino is doing his impeccable Schwarzenegger impression, a la "Kindergarten Cop."
Then tonight at 8, catch How The Spy Sapped Christmas