Wolf has always enjoyed preventing people from doing things… but stopping them from enjoying the Christmas season? SIR THIS WILL NOT STAND.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2010 · 4:05 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (117 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Christmas, Holidays, Musical, Nintendo, StarFox

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40 Responses to “[AUDIO] You’re A Mean One, Mr. Wolf”

  1. Irish_Anphibian on December 23rd, 2010 4:24 am

    Happy Haloldays one and all.

    Falcon bless us, everyone.

  2. Ryu_Bonkosi on December 23rd, 2010 4:36 am

    This message brought to you and paid for by the High Church of Falcon.

  3. Vlauer on December 23rd, 2010 5:02 am

    Hell, I didn't know Shawn started a career in a music industry!

  4. Twilizer on December 23rd, 2010 6:34 am

    And that year, the amount of things that Wolf O'Donnell allowed people to do grew two whole sizes bigger.

  5. MexicanJuice on December 23rd, 2010 7:23 am

    Great song, but damn, this guy needs some fucking OOMPH in his voice. Make it stand out! Sing it loud, sing it proud, boy!

  6. AquaLink on December 23rd, 2010 7:40 am

    talk about mean, poor wolf hasn't stopped anything from happening in a while. he's been really nice lately. now i feel he might bring his wrath upon us once again sometime soon…

  7. Master Eraqus on December 23rd, 2010 8:11 am

    Shawn tried to put an end to Wolf's wrath…

    the fact that he runs Halolz is the sole reason he still lives.

  8. AuraMaster on December 23rd, 2010 8:37 am

    Hey Shawn, any chance I can get some credit for writing the lyrics?

  9. Shatman on December 23rd, 2010 8:45 am

    Doesn't hold a candle to Vincent Price.

  10. doepker on December 23rd, 2010 8:54 am

    How Wolf Stole Christmas

    Every animal in Corneria liked Christmas a lot,
    but Wolf, who lived on a different planet, did not.
    Wolf hated Christmas, Christmas the most.
    No one knows why, but he was probably given orders by Andross.
    Or maybe it's because last year he got a gift, a new pair of socks.
    With a note on it that read, "A gift from Starfox."

  11. Alpar on December 23rd, 2010 9:27 am

    There should've been:

    "You're a failure….Mr. Wolf.

    You're not as good as Fox!

    You're as infamous as Andross

    And you suck a lot of cocks

    Mr. Wooooo-olf!"

  12. AuraMaster on December 23rd, 2010 9:34 am

    And what happened then, in the living room, they say
    The small tot's rage grew three sizes that day.

  13. Kalathar on December 23rd, 2010 11:58 am

    Nice job breaking it, hero…..

  14. Kalathar on December 23rd, 2010 12:00 pm

    Can't let you make a stand against me, Shawn

  15. codemaster525 on December 23rd, 2010 12:14 pm

    Thank you thank you *bows*

  16. NoChorus on December 23rd, 2010 2:14 pm

    Well done, Codemaster and AuraMaster.

  17. Red on December 23rd, 2010 4:28 pm

    I remember when I was young, I would watch "…The Grinch…" every day in December.
    This brings back good memories

  18. zeldafan8 on December 23rd, 2010 6:25 pm

    As far as the lyrics go, I'm somewhat disappointed. But I still think this is great. Especially for the sheer awesome of a Wolf christmas song. Keep up the good work Codemaster.

  19. MasterLuigi452 on December 24th, 2010 12:19 am

    This should have been posted on Wednesday for Wolf Wednesday.

  20. Kam_Fakami on December 24th, 2010 1:24 am

    For worshipers of Falcon, Samurai Goroh delivers presents. But to naughty children, and due to the fact coal is a rarity for people from the future, delivers small holographic versions of Wolf that prevent the children from doing naughty things the next year. This is one such child.

    So Wolf is actually encouraging good behaviour so all the kids get presents on Kickmas. Or for the worshipers of the First Knee, Punchakah.

    Can't let you join me, naughty tot.

    Falcon = God
    Samurai Goroh = Santa/Christianized Odin
    Wolf = Satan
    Falcon Jr. = Jesus
    First Knee = Old Testament
    Second Knee = New Testament

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