Xbox Live Gamer Alignment Chart
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An incredibly accurate chart by Dorkly! Of course the only thing the chart doesn’t accurately show is that 90% of the players on Xbox Live are the Chaotic Evil guy!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2010 · 1:23 PM 
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152 Responses to “Xbox Live Gamer Alignment Chart”

  1. Skoopa on December 19th, 2010 1:26 pm

    LOLOL lawful evil is gay!!! lol i hate those guys!

  2. Coodoo on December 19th, 2010 1:26 pm

    Then there's the guy who's like.
    "WOW SCRUB! WAY TO SPAM SONIC BOOMS AND FLASH KICKS!"
    "Seriously pal, I used like 4 sonic booms the whole match"
    "YOU SUCK AT STREET FIGHTER GO PLAY BRAWL"
    "Go home and be a family man."

  3. Acrazymonke on December 19th, 2010 1:35 pm

    Everyone now is going to have to post what they are, I'm True Neutral.

  4. doepker on December 19th, 2010 1:36 pm

    And don't forget the 12-year old who just goes: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa the entire match. Thank God for mute.

  5. Lordshadow on December 19th, 2010 1:41 pm

    As a D&D Player myself, I find this chart to be quite inaccurate.
    Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral, True Neutral, Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil are the only ones accurately portrayed.
    Lawful Evil is actually Lawful Neutral, showing no preference towards good or evil, using only what's provided.
    Chaotic Neutral does not equate to Chaotic Stupid. Any alignment could be unknowing of mechanics. The displayed quote for Chaotic Good better suits Chaotic Neutral.
    Lawful Good would report without word, and then proceed to hunt that person down the entire match.

    This message brought to you by your friendly neighborhood grognard.

  6. Sir_Nox on December 19th, 2010 1:42 pm

    Chaotic Troll: I'MMA SHOVE MY DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL TASTE IT!
    Player: What?
    Chaotic Troll: I SAID I'M GONNA DEEPTHROAT YOU FROM BEHIND! KUH! *Assassination, Teabag*

  7. Flamerider on December 19th, 2010 1:45 pm

    This chart makes the GOOD GUYS seem like jerks.
    'cept for the neutral, he's just… eh.

  8. Alpar on December 19th, 2010 1:49 pm

    Chaotic Evil = Every gamer on XBL ever

    Everything else: Near irrelevant

  9. Jackthehedgy on December 19th, 2010 2:00 pm

    I think I'm neutral on all of them other then evil.

  10. Psychopatrick88 on December 19th, 2010 2:01 pm

    I range from Neutral Good to Chaotic good typically. Depends on who I'm dealing with.

  11. Grammar Berzerker on December 19th, 2010 2:43 pm

    I find myself to be a Lawful Evil player.

    Random Player: Hey Dethninja1337, there's some guy coming at you from the right.

    Dethninja1337: The fuck? Hey check it out, this guy's gamertag says he's called Grammar_Na-

    Me: MOTHAFUCKAAAAAH!!!

    *Gravity hammer to face*

    (five minutes later)

    Friend: Dude, you kept killing the EXACT same guy over and over throughout the match. You didn't even fight anyone else. What the hell was that?

    Me: …he misspelled death.

  12. AuraMaster on December 19th, 2010 3:30 pm

    I think ChoZo takes up the entire bottom row.

    EDIT: -1 TROLL ATTACK! I require assistance!

  13. MasterLuigi452 on December 19th, 2010 4:01 pm

    Chaotic Evil contained so much win.

  14. MogZero on December 19th, 2010 4:01 pm

    i bet if true neutral had a headset, he'd be like that person on tf2 that just holds the chat button but says nothing.

  15. Neentendow on December 19th, 2010 4:04 pm

    DOUBLE GRAMMAR HAMMER POWER!
    *Accurate chart is accurate.*

  16. JesterJoe on December 19th, 2010 4:22 pm

    Huh, good thing I don't play XBL… or Xbox for that fact

  17. Tael on December 19th, 2010 4:39 pm

    Timmy, in Xbox Live, there is only chaos.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  18. TsavoLion on December 19th, 2010 4:46 pm

    Interviewer: Hello Mr. Freeman, what would you consider yourself?
    Gordan Freeman: ……..

  19. Jimmy on December 19th, 2010 5:25 pm

    I'm somewhere in-between neutral good and chaotic good. As for D&D I'm a level 1 paladin!!! :D Just started playing last week. It's my first time. I NEARLY DIED!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!! Then I rolled a natural d20 saving throw.

  20. gamegeneral on December 19th, 2010 5:46 pm

    Caldwell (Top Left)'s totally got "MAH BOI" going on there.

  21. _Twitch_ on December 19th, 2010 6:21 pm

    *No headset*

  22. Judgment on December 19th, 2010 7:29 pm

    So is Gordon Freeman true neutral?

  23. BrawlzyBabe on December 19th, 2010 9:19 pm

    The only place I've seen those labels before is TVTropes.
    …man, I love that place.

  24. TheAceOfSkulls on December 19th, 2010 9:25 pm

    Damn, what a day to end my vacation. I check Halolz, get to see an alignment meme (something I haven't seen in a long time), a brentalfloss musical number, ANOTHER minecraft courage meme, a nice parody pic of KFC mixed with MGS, another gary's mod falcon submission, ANOTHER fucking courage meme (though this one turned out to just be words put over official art rather than a face on a strange background), an OHSWEETUNHOLYZOMBIEJESUS NIETZSCHEWASFUCKINGRIGHT untooned horror, and a pie chart.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is this: I'm back, bitches! Let the experiments resume!

  25. qwefg on December 19th, 2010 9:49 pm

    Next up class and races!

    Wizzards are flamers while idiots are hobits/(insert loser).

  26. Davian3000 on December 19th, 2010 10:31 pm

    I'm True Neutral simply because I don't have a mike. I'm actually chaotic evil, but gain brief moments of lucidity through Reese's Pieces and use that time to destroy any and all mikes around me for the good of the human race.

    Meteors the entire night.
    I feel like that fits.

  27. citrovc4 on December 19th, 2010 11:01 pm

    I swear I cross over all the different chaotic terratories. Though it largley depends on the game type.

  28. k3man on December 20th, 2010 12:50 am

    Unexpectedly i range from anywhere in the neutral spectrum all down the middle.

    And bloody chaotic evils. I'd beat em with a stick and do a jolly good dance around em.

  29. RE_TVirus on December 20th, 2010 1:27 am

    ……..

  30. Zabrio on December 20th, 2010 2:35 am

    I love how they put that in order of how common they are, from near non existant to 90% of the current player base

  31. TheRedGrunt on December 20th, 2010 10:38 am

    According to this i'm……..chaotic good. SUCK IT CAMPERS!

  32. BoxeyBrown on December 20th, 2010 8:29 pm

    True neutral is probably like 90% of live, if you think about it.

  33. 64_hit_combo on December 20th, 2010 10:20 pm

    lets start a conversation about which of them we are. i'll start

    (make sure to write who you are using the appropriated wording, as demonstrated below)

    ……….

  34. Daifuku on December 21st, 2010 1:17 am

    Oh boy, I was waiting for this to show up here.

    I find myself to be either a Lawful Evil or a True Neutral. Surprising ain't it?

  35. Daikuro on December 21st, 2010 7:45 am

    Oh cmon people, Chaotic Neutral obviously should’ve been “I thought friendly fire was OFF!!”

  36. mariokidd319 on December 3rd, 2011 8:43 pm

    I would say I'm Lawful Evil but, I'm more Neutral Evil + True Neutral.

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