An incredibly accurate chart by Dorkly! Of course the only thing the chart doesn’t accurately show is that 90% of the players on Xbox Live are the Chaotic Evil guy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 19, 2010 · 1:23 PM
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LOLOL lawful evil is gay!!! lol i hate those guys!
Then there's the guy who's like.
"WOW SCRUB! WAY TO SPAM SONIC BOOMS AND FLASH KICKS!"
"Seriously pal, I used like 4 sonic booms the whole match"
"YOU SUCK AT STREET FIGHTER GO PLAY BRAWL"
"Go home and be a family man."
Everyone now is going to have to post what they are, I'm True Neutral.
And don't forget the 12-year old who just goes: LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa the entire match. Thank God for mute.
As a D&D Player myself, I find this chart to be quite inaccurate.
Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral, True Neutral, Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil are the only ones accurately portrayed.
Lawful Evil is actually Lawful Neutral, showing no preference towards good or evil, using only what's provided.
Chaotic Neutral does not equate to Chaotic Stupid. Any alignment could be unknowing of mechanics. The displayed quote for Chaotic Good better suits Chaotic Neutral.
Lawful Good would report without word, and then proceed to hunt that person down the entire match.
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Chaotic Troll: I'MMA SHOVE MY DICK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL TASTE IT!
Player: What?
Chaotic Troll: I SAID I'M GONNA DEEPTHROAT YOU FROM BEHIND! KUH! *Assassination, Teabag*
This chart makes the GOOD GUYS seem like jerks.
'cept for the neutral, he's just… eh.
Chaotic Evil = Every gamer on XBL ever
Everything else: Near irrelevant
I think I'm neutral on all of them other then evil.
I range from Neutral Good to Chaotic good typically. Depends on who I'm dealing with.
I find myself to be a Lawful Evil player.
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Random Player: Hey Dethninja1337, there's some guy coming at you from the right.
Dethninja1337: The fuck? Hey check it out, this guy's gamertag says he's called Grammar_Na-
Me: MOTHAFUCKAAAAAH!!!
*Gravity hammer to face*
(five minutes later)
Friend: Dude, you kept killing the EXACT same guy over and over throughout the match. You didn't even fight anyone else. What the hell was that?
Me: …he misspelled death.
I think ChoZo takes up the entire bottom row.
EDIT: -1 TROLL ATTACK! I require assistance!
Chaotic Evil contained so much win.
i bet if true neutral had a headset, he'd be like that person on tf2 that just holds the chat button but says nothing.
DOUBLE GRAMMAR HAMMER POWER!
*Accurate chart is accurate.*
Timmy, in Xbox Live, there is only chaos.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Interviewer: Hello Mr. Freeman, what would you consider yourself?
Gordan Freeman: ……..
I'm somewhere in-between neutral good and chaotic good. As for D&D I'm a level 1 paladin!!! :D Just started playing last week. It's my first time. I NEARLY DIED!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!! Then I rolled a natural d20 saving throw.
Caldwell (Top Left)'s totally got "MAH BOI" going on there.
So is Gordon Freeman true neutral?
The only place I've seen those labels before is TVTropes.
…man, I love that place.
Damn, what a day to end my vacation. I check Halolz, get to see an alignment meme (something I haven't seen in a long time), a brentalfloss musical number, ANOTHER minecraft courage meme, a nice parody pic of KFC mixed with MGS, another gary's mod falcon submission, ANOTHER fucking courage meme (though this one turned out to just be words put over official art rather than a face on a strange background), an OHSWEETUNHOLYZOMBIEJESUS NIETZSCHEWASFUCKINGRIGHT untooned horror, and a pie chart.
I guess what I'm trying to say is this: I'm back, bitches! Let the experiments resume!
Next up class and races!
Wizzards are flamers while idiots are hobits/(insert loser).
I'm True Neutral simply because I don't have a mike. I'm actually chaotic evil, but gain brief moments of lucidity through Reese's Pieces and use that time to destroy any and all mikes around me for the good of the human race.
Meteors the entire night.
I feel like that fits.
I swear I cross over all the different chaotic terratories. Though it largley depends on the game type.
Unexpectedly i range from anywhere in the neutral spectrum all down the middle.
And bloody chaotic evils. I'd beat em with a stick and do a jolly good dance around em.
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I love how they put that in order of how common they are, from near non existant to 90% of the current player base
According to this i'm……..chaotic good. SUCK IT CAMPERS!
True neutral is probably like 90% of live, if you think about it.
lets start a conversation about which of them we are. i'll start
(make sure to write who you are using the appropriated wording, as demonstrated below)
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Oh boy, I was waiting for this to show up here.
I find myself to be either a Lawful Evil or a True Neutral. Surprising ain't it?
Oh cmon people, Chaotic Neutral obviously should’ve been “I thought friendly fire was OFF!!”
I would say I'm Lawful Evil but, I'm more Neutral Evil + True Neutral.