Seems like as good a project as any! When you’re a big green penis shaped suicide bombing monster, your options are definitely limited.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2010 · 12:42 PM
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Now commence the obligatory SSSSSSS commentSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What a horrible night to be in a deserted island.
Try to blow up obsidian structure.
God dammit.
Well… he hasssssssss nothing better to do than to sssssssssssurvive and punch treessssssss, ssssssssso might asssssssss well, ya know what I'm sssssssssssssaying?
See man in glass house
Be completely baffled
See mine.
Blow it up.
Punching treesssSSSSSS I SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSee,
let me help you out SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM*
Sheesh, that Creeper sure BLOWS.
See creeper spawn on island
Run
Man, it sure does SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK to be alone on an island…
OMG THERE'S LIKE A FORCEFIELD OR SOMETHING WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
HYDRO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTORM!
Every time I have to kill one, I just BURST with rage.
See man with armor and highly functioning diamond weapons.
Chase after him anyway.
See creeper spawn on island.
Punch it.
(thats what I did when I was building my shelter)
See a man in a glass house…
Throw stones at it.
Welcome to the Creeper forces! Your mission is to protect this pristine habitat from mysterious strangers who rape the land of its recourse's to build huge objects.
Your orders are above you.
See a giant green dick running at you…
Run the total opposite way up a mountain.
See lava river surrounding man's house.
Jump.
*looks at minecraft download link* No, No, NO, STOP IT!
Play a LARPing game as a Creeper
Have ability to destroy lives 3 times quicker
May I make a SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssuggestion? RUN.
Welcome to the pig forces,your job is to break into their houses while they are away and refuse to leave.Avoid all swords and arrows until they are so mad they burn their house down just to kill you
Explosion pun!
"Double post, my bad!"
Comment system on drugs made my original comment disappear and after I posted the second one it reappeared. Wha-?
Silly Ataeru. You punch trees, not creepers. I know they look like penises, but it's the trees that give you wood.
Also penis pun!
heh. You said ass.
Attack me, I'm a zombie.
LOL JK I'm a Creeper
See Man build for three hours.
Gone in less than a minute.
If you kill them fast enough, they can't explode!
My logic is infallible.
-1 buttpirate attack!
Buildin' a +1 dispenser here.
Maybe all they want is someone to love and hug them, but are just far too shy and explode
but… you could possibly get some TNT by doing so?
What do Pedobear and Creepers have in common
They both love to chase miners :D
*Gets shot in the face*
Use Christmas themed texture pack.
Die because Albino Creeper blends in with surroundings.
Dammit stop making me wanna play minecraft so i would get these jokes better!!!! D:
Shouldn't this be a reply to another comment?
Your comment was a spy.
Get killed.
Spawn the next night and blow up his house.
Normally I would, but it applied to several people, and replying to all of them seemed a little unnecessary :/
now is the time before the beta comes!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Witchcraft?…. THIS IS MINECRAFT! *kicks down giant tunnel*
But how do you kick down something that is horizontal AND underground?
The Grammar Nazi has begun to worship Khorne (pronounced corn)! Run for your… uh… commas?
Yeah, turns out the Blood God really hates people who can't spell properly (although he feels like that about pretty much everything).
After he found out how many illiterates and 1337-speakers I've murder over the years, he was so pleased he offered me some astartes' body to possess.
Now I live as a Khornate Grammar Nazi, slaughtering anyone who misuses grammar and offer their skulls to the skull throne!
I think you mean " No, No, NO, SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOP IT!"
Shouldn't it be "Murdered" on that second sentance there?
Um…BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
*CHOP*
Rolled a 6, save succesful.
SKULLS FOR KHORNE!
*SLASH*
This is my favorite de-motivational in exsistance.
card gameSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on motorcycleSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Kinda reminds me of this <a href="http://:http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/cant-let-you-get-rid-of-that-voodoo-pox/” target=”_blank”>:http://www.halolz.com/2010/12/15/cant-let-you-get-rid-of-that-voodoo-pox/
Also, dare I say "yeeesssss"?
yyeeeSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…!
I believe there should be a question mark there….
I believe there should be a lot of punctuation there…
I find the most entertaining part of Minecraft to be watching the creepers sneak up on the unsuspecting miners… Such fun! Hehehehe!
Have to +1 everyone… I'm sick of these trolls.
See another advice meme.
Cry.
Punctuation hammer?
i believe that skulls for the skull throne
Stupid accidental innuendo, they always make you see something as a sexual thing.
SHUTUPI'MTHEACOLYTEOFKHORNEAROUNDHERE!
*BANG*
They even explode immediately when they see a hot girl.
I have aided both of you
+1 save
Damn assbandit creepers.
Always exploding all over my backside -_-'
link FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVER 9000 TIMES 1000000000000000000 and wolf wont let you do that
inb4thiskid'sanoobfag
See Creeper advice meme.
Wish it was a real creeper that would end the suffering.
One of these just needs to say "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… Boom!"
Gravity hax!
You're panicing, calm down.
Losing temper leads to bad grammar.
Become Shawn Handyside
Overload internet with Courage Cratos/Wolf/Etc. posters.
-hits self on head-
D'OH HO HO!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=292
relevant.
See giant Mudkip in field.
Fall back, search area for Creepers.
Boooooo *throws tomato*
I thought you'd never aSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSk!
Wonder what would happen if they saw a Girl wake up on that island.