Seems like as good a project as any! When you’re a big green penis shaped suicide bombing monster, your options are definitely limited.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2010 · 12:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Minecraft, PC, Too Much Free Time

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78 Responses to “SEE MAN WAKE UP ON ISLAND”

  1. Mr Plen on December 18th, 2010 12:57 pm


  2. ZegenRuki on December 18th, 2010 1:05 pm

    Try to blow up obsidian structure.
    God dammit.

  3. CakeBard on December 18th, 2010 1:20 pm

    Well… he hasssssssss nothing better to do than to sssssssssssurvive and punch treessssssss, ssssssssso might asssssssss well, ya know what I'm sssssssssssssaying?

  4. Squikker2001 on December 18th, 2010 1:24 pm

    See man in glass house

    Be completely baffled

  5. Shatman on December 18th, 2010 1:28 pm

    See mine.

    Blow it up.

  6. DrRickRollins on December 18th, 2010 1:33 pm



  7. MorningMoon on December 18th, 2010 1:36 pm

    Sheesh, that Creeper sure BLOWS.

  8. GameboyPATH on December 18th, 2010 1:39 pm

    See creeper spawn on island


  9. Vlauer on December 18th, 2010 1:52 pm

    Man, it sure does SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK to be alone on an island…

  10. Alpar on December 18th, 2010 2:19 pm


  11. Alpar on December 18th, 2010 2:19 pm

    See man with armor and highly functioning diamond weapons.

    Chase after him anyway.

  12. Weibbles on December 18th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Welcome to the Creeper forces! Your mission is to protect this pristine habitat from mysterious strangers who rape the land of its recourse's to build huge objects.
    Your orders are above you.

  13. Twilizer on December 18th, 2010 2:33 pm

    See a giant green dick running at you…

    Run the total opposite way up a mountain.

  14. Grammar Berzerker on December 18th, 2010 2:38 pm

    See lava river surrounding man's house.


  15. DM1293 on December 18th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Play a LARPing game as a Creeper

    Have ability to destroy lives 3 times quicker

  16. AubviusTroll on December 18th, 2010 4:03 pm

    Attack me, I'm a zombie.
    LOL JK I'm a Creeper

  17. ZombieGoatse on December 18th, 2010 4:04 pm

    See Man build for three hours.

    Gone in less than a minute.

  18. Ichiinu on December 18th, 2010 4:12 pm

    -1 buttpirate attack!
    Buildin' a +1 dispenser here.

  19. bastardsweater on December 18th, 2010 4:37 pm

    Maybe all they want is someone to love and hug them, but are just far too shy and explode

  20. Gamage on December 18th, 2010 4:41 pm

    What do Pedobear and Creepers have in common
    They both love to chase miners :D
    *Gets shot in the face*

  21. Fearow on December 18th, 2010 4:58 pm

    Use Christmas themed texture pack.
    Die because Albino Creeper blends in with surroundings.

  22. Dr.Panda on December 18th, 2010 5:15 pm

    Dammit stop making me wanna play minecraft so i would get these jokes better!!!! D:

  23. SadFace298 on December 18th, 2010 8:20 pm

    This is my favorite de-motivational in exsistance.

  24. uzumakiclan43 on December 18th, 2010 9:03 pm
  25. Kefka_Palazzo on December 18th, 2010 10:51 pm

    I find the most entertaining part of Minecraft to be watching the creepers sneak up on the unsuspecting miners… Such fun! Hehehehe!

  26. Dracojounin7 on December 18th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Have to +1 everyone… I'm sick of these trolls.

  27. zeldafan8 on December 18th, 2010 11:02 pm

    See another advice meme.


  28. Ichiinu on December 19th, 2010 12:03 am

    Damn assbandit creepers.
    Always exploding all over my backside -_-'

  29. AuraMaster on December 19th, 2010 2:08 am

    See Creeper advice meme.

    Wish it was a real creeper that would end the suffering.

  30. BoxeyBrown on December 19th, 2010 3:24 am

    One of these just needs to say "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS… Boom!"

  31. Jimmy on December 19th, 2010 12:09 pm

    Become Shawn Handyside

    Overload internet with Courage Cratos/Wolf/Etc. posters.

  32. uzumakiclan43 on December 20th, 2010 3:02 pm

    See giant Mudkip in field.

    Fall back, search area for Creepers.

  33. DatRandomGuy on February 4th, 2011 11:16 am

    Wonder what would happen if they saw a Girl wake up on that island.

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