Carry 500,000 florens, 15 fucking parachutes and only 3 goddamn smoke bombs.

It probably wouldn’t kill Ezio to rethink his inventory configuration a bit. Hell where is he keeping what he has now anyway?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2010 · 8:32 AM 
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Assassin's Creed, Irony, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Ubisoft, Xbox 360

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79 Responses to “Carry 500,000 florens, 15 fucking parachutes…”

  1. Turok13 on December 17th, 2010 8:55 am

    pfft…all you need is the gun anyways…also first

  2. rory_m on December 17th, 2010 8:55 am


  3. FF on December 17th, 2010 9:35 am

    What happened to the comments? I can post without having to register now..
    Btw long time lurker here

  4. MythicDawn on December 17th, 2010 9:59 am

    Carry a sword/mace, dagger, metal glove, throwing knives, poison and a hand cannon

    Only use the Hidden Blades.

  5. Vlauer on December 17th, 2010 10:12 am

    Well, Ezio still has nothing on any GTA protanist, If we talk bout carrying stuff…

  6. Roflcopter419 on December 17th, 2010 10:17 am

    Where does he keep all the stuff? A bag of holding, of course!

  7. Link4all on December 17th, 2010 11:11 am

    He doesn't want the dead people to get lung cancer!

  8. Leo E. on December 17th, 2010 11:47 am

    If you count recycled jokes, there's been a few.

  9. Cactuar213 on December 17th, 2010 12:24 pm

    I bet Ezio learned how to hide his equipment from Link.

  10. Angemon300 on December 17th, 2010 12:57 pm

    I mean honestly, It's not like it's the 14 hundreds or something ….wait

  11. DarthShadow91 on December 17th, 2010 1:08 pm

    Where's he keeping it you ask?

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  12. UndeadLex on December 17th, 2010 1:15 pm

    I really need to put my forum name on my e-mailed submissions.
    Feels all weird seeing my first name on things.

    Buy a Wii.
    Only play SNES games.

  13. chuckpebble on December 17th, 2010 1:19 pm

    Stop! Hammerspace!

  14. Mentlegen on December 17th, 2010 1:40 pm

    He got nothing on the true king of the infinite inventory, Guybrush Threepwood.

  15. BlurrySandwich on December 17th, 2010 1:52 pm

    500,000 florens and 15 parachutes? what is he going to go skydiving with 14 prostitutes?

  16. zeldafan8 on December 17th, 2010 2:43 pm

    In response to the caption; He must have taken lessons from Link. The original carry around insane amouts of stuff with nowhere to put it guy.

  17. Ichiinu on December 17th, 2010 5:24 pm

    He's totally pulling a Max. He just keeps them in the same little pocket dimension the Lugermorph is stored in.

  18. Assassin Troll on December 17th, 2010 5:27 pm


  19. Grammar Nazi Ghost on December 17th, 2010 5:46 pm

    Fucking inventory systems. How do they work?

    On a side note, I have just realized that my e-peen has dropped to 66 due to some unexplained reason. Technically this means that I shouldn't be allowed to have an avatar with a monocle and top hat. Doing such a thing is an insult to the 69+ E-peen posters of Halolz

    To redeem myself for shaming my fellow gentlemen, I will now go on a journey. A journey to kill the illiterate. Perhaps if I kill enough people I will be able to wear a monocle once more.

  20. mikeorike on December 17th, 2010 11:52 pm

    how can he fit all of those weapons and gadgets in his pocket?

    I'm not sure. I'm afraid we'll need to use……MATH.

  21. Frankenstrat247 on December 18th, 2010 2:45 am

    cut! no no no man, you're making me fall asleep. TO DEATH, bro. ok, the line is: SAY WHAAAAAT?!

    On topic, I find that odd. my precious e-peen still hasn't recovered T_T

  22. IndianCHAN on December 18th, 2010 2:55 am


  23. uzumakiclan43 on December 18th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, it's called an inter-dimensional hypercube.That's how Jimmy Neutron did it, and I'm guessing how game designers are explaining problems with physics.



    Either that, or a wizard did it.

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