Come on Doctor, he is fully overcharged and I’m on fire! Would it kill you to point that thing over here for a minute?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2010 · 9:58 AM
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The red part of the wheel is still too small; I mean, I know medics which are like freaking SLAVES od heavies!
OMG they actually posted my graph :D
It also needs a very small margin of healing an enemy spy =3
Heh… when I play Medic… maxing out "there" health is what I do best.
To be honest, I think the red part needs more cowbell.
Yellow Margin: Prepare an Ubercharge for a heavy. Fix'd
Needs the Bad Grammar tag.
wait, medics are supposed to be healing and not slaughtering the opposing team? i think ive been playing all wrong
c'mon, we just did that whole needs more x thing like two days ago. TO DEATH, man.
*disturbing mental image*
Granted, you do an admiral job of playing wrong, then.
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Needs a parallel graph on what Medics do if there is no Heavy:
1. One of the medics changes class to Heavy: 20%
2. ALL of the medics change class, thinking the other medics will stay medic.: 50%
3. Don't give a flying fruit there is no heavy: 5%
4. Whine incessantly over the mic about how the team needs a heavy: 25%
Screw this, I'm going Battle medic!
NEEDLE SPAM HO!
I started hating the internet when I found rule 34 of TF2 >:C
Greatest Needle Spam evar:
Entire team launches needles on KOTH PacMan.
"Our needles will block out the sun"
No… you did it right.
Or maybe you just like doing it from behind!
…that didn't sound like it came out right…
Grammer hammer, I guess?
Ishizu: To be honest, SHUT UP.
I'd say
1. One of the medics changes class to Heavy: .33%
2. ALL of the medics change class, thinking the other medics will stay medic.: .33%
3. Don't give a flying fruit there is no heavy: .33%
4. Whine incessantly over the mic about how the team needs a heavy: 99%
of course, those 3's continue forever
My inner Grammar Nazi died a little while reading this.
Two Heavies, One Medic
SEXY TIEMS
Wait a medic can heal? I thought we just ran around with a bonesaw smacking people with it?
Better than two snipers one jar……….-shudders-
Sounds fine to me.
Run to the hills boy, Grammar Nazi Ghost will get here any second now!
Reasons to heal as a medic in TF2:
No other class is able to heal.
Victory is mine Shawn!
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Problem Doctor?
My favorite quote from a game a while back:
"Hey Troll, would stop sucking the heavy's dick and heal the rest of the team?"
Me: "Nope"
GRAMMAR HAMMER
*Grammar
OBJECTION!
soldier can heal himself when equipped with the black box, and engineers heal with the dispenser, and heavies can throw sandviches.
I've had my share of going medic because no one else will, and it somehow turns the battle in our favor.
Yeah, dude, seriously, sleep with one eye open! 0_0
They forgotten one very important reason:
BATTLE MEDIC COMBO
Their, their. You'll have it lively again in no time.
Well crap, apparently the "Submissions" email at the top has no effect on me. And no, it ain't shitty.
Welp how do I successfully submit stuff
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And don't forget to have a shotgun nearby, it will keep you safe as long as you have ammo in it.
Reminds me of the time I was a scout, on fire, running around in front of the medic mashing the Z-1 combination as fast as my fingers would let me… I died at his feet. T_T
Scouts can also heal with the Mad Milk.
Ignore the screams of tiny cowards! "There" fault for not bringing sandvich.
AGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
There's another important reason left from that chart:
-When 'there' are on fire-
don't forget the Powerjack!
actually yes, it may very well kill us Shawn… have you played medic lately? we take two steps in any direction and we're pretty much dead….
To be honest, yugioh the abridged serie is the best thing ever
Damn new weapons! I've been away from TF2 for way too long…
Anyway, medic is still the only one who can directly heal other players without the need of building a base! :C
Next class to heal, Spy
Reasons to NOT heal as a Medic:
1% = To get a kick out of trolling others
99% = Because medicine is expensive
I didn't know I counted for 99% of your graph
Thank God I take up that .01% of medics who turn into combat assholes
YOU LIE!!!
Oh my, whoops, I dozed off there, sorry.
Oh my…I forgot about those, I rarely play medic
Uh…but..are you…..
Are you a wizard?
I couldn't think of anything else
REAL reasons Medics should heal people:
They're an offensive class: 25% (12% pyro, 12% soldier, 1% scout while he sticks around)
They're a defensive class: 25% (15% heavy, 9% demoman, 1% engineer who needs help with a spoi)
They're a good player: 10%
Because you're the fucking doctor and this is your job you regenerating asshat: 40%
To quote the heavy….NO!
You wuss. Real Medics Ubersaw. Needles to deter, ubersaws to wreck someones shit; then you chain ubersaw for massive lulz.
You need to get laid.
meh, If I heal a heavy its only to cap his heath. ill move onto a soldier or demo (not knight) as they get hurt a lot quicker.
it cost 40 000 $ to heal for 12 seconds.
Also, it's not Canada. So no free healthcare.
Apology accepted, good sir.
Now my inner Grammar Nazi wants to punt DTK off a cliff.
There's no medics on your team because of crappy health care plans don't pay him enough.
No, sandwich still can do that last time I checked.
and a tiny little sliver for the times when they actually uber an enemy spy. I accidentally krizkrieg'd an enemy spy once. big mistake.
I remember that. Lots of my blood is on your hands T_T
nah, that sounds about right.
*BRO >:(
Well of course, because everyone knows that HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
To max out "there" health, you say? Where exactly is this health you speak of?
The "Mad Punter" strikes again!
*Bonk*
……you know that "E" works just as well….right? Might have saved you some fingers.
"Grammar Hammer" on Vlauer!
I'm surprised no one caught it.
I have E bound to other things for those guilty-pleasure jetpack servers.