Reasons To Heal as a Medic in TF2

Come on Doctor, he is fully overcharged and I’m on fire! Would it kill you to point that thing over here for a minute?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2010 · 9:58 AM 
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74 Responses to “Reasons To Heal as a Medic in TF2”

  1. Vlauer on December 16th, 2010 10:04 am

    The red part of the wheel is still too small; I mean, I know medics which are like freaking SLAVES od heavies!

  2. OzzuGuru on December 16th, 2010 10:06 am

    OMG they actually posted my graph :D

  3. lokik21 on December 16th, 2010 10:11 am

    It also needs a very small margin of healing an enemy spy =3

  4. FoxyMayo on December 16th, 2010 10:15 am

    Heh… when I play Medic… maxing out "there" health is what I do best.

  5. Seto_Kaiba on December 16th, 2010 10:17 am

    To be honest, I think the red part needs more cowbell.

  6. Leo E. on December 16th, 2010 10:20 am

    Needs the Bad Grammar tag.

  7. Dr. Furry on December 16th, 2010 10:38 am

    wait, medics are supposed to be healing and not slaughtering the opposing team? i think ive been playing all wrong

  8. Ichiinu on December 16th, 2010 11:05 am

    Needs a parallel graph on what Medics do if there is no Heavy:
    1. One of the medics changes class to Heavy: 20%
    2. ALL of the medics change class, thinking the other medics will stay medic.: 50%
    3. Don't give a flying fruit there is no heavy: 5%
    4. Whine incessantly over the mic about how the team needs a heavy: 25%

  9. L3re7z on December 16th, 2010 11:07 am

    Screw this, I'm going Battle medic!

    NEEDLE SPAM HO!

  10. Axel X on December 16th, 2010 11:39 am

    Or maybe you just like doing it from behind!

    …that didn't sound like it came out right…

  11. Tobikun on December 16th, 2010 12:15 pm

    Wait a medic can heal? I thought we just ran around with a bonesaw smacking people with it?

  12. Mentlegen on December 16th, 2010 1:10 pm

    Reasons to heal as a medic in TF2:

    No other class is able to heal.

    Victory is mine Shawn!

  13. AubviusTroll on December 16th, 2010 1:32 pm

    My favorite quote from a game a while back:
    "Hey Troll, would stop sucking the heavy's dick and heal the rest of the team?"
    Me: "Nope"

  14. DrRickRollins on December 16th, 2010 1:57 pm

    They forgotten one very important reason:

    BATTLE MEDIC COMBO

  15. Azurik on December 16th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Reminds me of the time I was a scout, on fire, running around in front of the medic mashing the Z-1 combination as fast as my fingers would let me… I died at his feet. T_T

  16. HoopleDoople on December 16th, 2010 3:05 pm

    Ignore the screams of tiny cowards! "There" fault for not bringing sandvich.

  17. Strike_low on December 16th, 2010 3:19 pm

    There's another important reason left from that chart:
    -When 'there' are on fire-

  18. TCC on December 16th, 2010 3:33 pm

    actually yes, it may very well kill us Shawn… have you played medic lately? we take two steps in any direction and we're pretty much dead….

  19. Alpar on December 16th, 2010 3:53 pm

    Reasons to NOT heal as a Medic:

    1% = To get a kick out of trolling others

    99% = Because medicine is expensive

  20. DM1293 on December 16th, 2010 4:52 pm

    REAL reasons Medics should heal people:

    They're an offensive class: 25% (12% pyro, 12% soldier, 1% scout while he sticks around)
    They're a defensive class: 25% (15% heavy, 9% demoman, 1% engineer who needs help with a spoi)
    They're a good player: 10%
    Because you're the fucking doctor and this is your job you regenerating asshat: 40%

  21. Ataeru on December 16th, 2010 8:02 pm

    meh, If I heal a heavy its only to cap his heath. ill move onto a soldier or demo (not knight) as they get hurt a lot quicker.

  22. TheRedGrunt on December 17th, 2010 7:03 am

    Well of course, because everyone knows that HEAVY IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

  23. TheHighscore on December 17th, 2010 11:22 am

    To max out "there" health, you say? Where exactly is this health you speak of?

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