The unfortunate flaw to even the most epic Minecraft fortress is the inevitable lack of security. Hell you don’t even need to use a door, you can just pickaxe your way through!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2010 · 11:57 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (175 votes, average: 2.64 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Irony, Minecraft, PC, Weak Points

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  1. qwefg on December 15th, 2010 12:11 pm

    Millions spent to build the stone walls, with the most expensive stuff inside. A moat made from lava or water (your choice) with great defence. All complete with a basic tiny wooden door…

  2. RemielChibus on December 15th, 2010 12:19 pm

    Really? I use TNT jumps to enter mine. *BOOM*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

  3. tveye on December 15th, 2010 12:33 pm

    Build massive wooden roller coaster
    Ignore creepers

  4. Leo E. on December 15th, 2010 12:40 pm

    Mine your first iron the day you get the game
    Blue screen of death

    …No, really, it happened. Here.

  5. rory_m on December 15th, 2010 12:52 pm

    Build Stone Castle with everything you have ever wanted

    Stay underground for the rest of the game

  6. Jerenator on December 15th, 2010 12:56 pm


  7. Link4all on December 15th, 2010 1:19 pm

    Build Massive Stone Castle

    20 Creepers Spawn

  8. ZegenRuki on December 15th, 2010 1:51 pm

    Doors? What are those? Real miners leave their doors open and subject creepers to fire pits! If they get through, you tell them "Sorry, Creeper! The princess is in another castle!"

  9. KamikazeGible on December 15th, 2010 1:53 pm

    It's either that or a giant door you can't open without super human strength.

  10. kitsunechao on December 15th, 2010 2:05 pm

    there are metal doors either

  11. DM1293 on December 15th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Thats how I say open sesame. With a pickaxe to the face! WIKAPOW!

  12. Jimmy on December 15th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Endure painful Courage Cratos poster for an eternity:
    wonder why the internet can't materialize a weapon and allow you bludgeon Shawn to incapacitation.

  13. Alpar on December 15th, 2010 3:15 pm

    Endure Courage Posts on Halolz

    Wonder why the Professor Oak ones are always the only highly rated ones

  14. Fearow on December 15th, 2010 3:41 pm

    You meet a creeper in the alley asking for your sword.
    Try giving it to him from the sharp end.

  15. greenxboy on December 15th, 2010 3:45 pm

    survive your first nigth
    get kill by creepers during the day

  16. Sir_Nox on December 15th, 2010 4:12 pm

    Watch someone build a massive stone castle.

    Grief the hell out of it.

  17. Angemon300 on December 15th, 2010 4:40 pm

    Creepers come

    Sit in corner and cry

  18. FoxyMayo on December 15th, 2010 5:29 pm

    Fuck the tiny door, I base jump from a cloud into the courtyard fountain.

    And I don't even have Minecraft.

  19. DM1293 on December 15th, 2010 7:28 pm
  20. Hakokoro on December 15th, 2010 9:55 pm

    thatsa nice upload you have there

    it would be awful if something happened to it


  21. Combatbeaver on December 16th, 2010 12:33 pm

    I don't usually put doors in my castles…but when i do i use lavaproof ones.

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