The unfortunate flaw to even the most epic Minecraft fortress is the inevitable lack of security. Hell you don’t even need to use a door, you can just pickaxe your way through!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2010 · 11:57 AM
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Millions spent to build the stone walls, with the most expensive stuff inside. A moat made from lava or water (your choice) with great defence. All complete with a basic tiny wooden door…
Really? I use TNT jumps to enter mine. *BOOM*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
Build massive wooden roller coaster
Ignore creepers
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/550285
Mine your first iron the day you get the game
Blue screen of death
…No, really, it happened. Here.
NO ONE CARES LEO!
Jeez!
Someone built a pirate ship on the halolz server…i built i stone robot out side of it THE NEXT DAY IT BURNS DOWN!
Build Stone Castle with everything you have ever wanted
Stay underground for the rest of the game
UNLESS IT'S FROM IRON
I…I care
I have built a massive wood castle. with an awesome, epic…tiny metal door.
Liar!
Rory_M has startled the -1 horde!
…wait what?
Build Massive Stone Castle
20 Creepers Spawn
speaking of the halolz minecraft server. Has it been taken down?
probably
Doors? What are those? Real miners leave their doors open and subject creepers to fire pits! If they get through, you tell them "Sorry, Creeper! The princess is in another castle!"
Put up sign: No Tresspassing
Creepers blow it up
It's either that or a giant door you can't open without super human strength.
there are metal doors either
Thats how I say open sesame. With a pickaxe to the face! WIKAPOW!
Endure painful Courage Cratos poster for an eternity:
wonder why the internet can't materialize a weapon and allow you bludgeon Shawn to incapacitation.
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That Remiel is a bloody Demo!
Realize you can create a giant shotgun
Get outside again
Endure Courage Posts on Halolz
Wonder why the Professor Oak ones are always the only highly rated ones
HA! Shows what you know! I made two moats! One of water and one of lava! NO OR THERE BUSTER
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Yeah, thanks to your link I had the opportunity to rel="nofollow">check this out.
Thanks rory and Leo for giving me the opportunity to see this awesome video that changed my life.
*Sarcasm detector beeps*
You meet a creeper in the alley asking for your sword.
Try giving it to him from the sharp end.
survive your first nigth
get kill by creepers during the day
I wish it was up. QQ
Yeah, that sums up life quite well.
…What do you mean you're talking about Minecraft?
See Another Courage Post on Halolz
Read in the Samuel L. Jackson's voice to preserve sanity
Watch someone build a massive stone castle.
Grief the hell out of it.
See courage post on Halolz
Feel courage Kratos become stronger!
maybe he is talking about making a TNT cannon.
IDK all I know that fun as hell.
Creepers come
Sit in corner and cry
Courage Kratos grows in power
Curl up into a ball in the corner
Who's up for a new server?
Fuck the tiny door, I base jump from a cloud into the courtyard fountain.
And I don't even have Minecraft.
It's not deleted. He knows how to fix it, but has been busy.
Shawn, please fix it.
TNT? Digga please, that stuff blows.
Curl up into a ball in the corner
Realize that you're courage meme's bitch.
What… the… fuck?
*Sitcom laughter*
Is it bad if sitcom laughter actually plays in my head whenever I read that?
Yup. Halolz Skype chat; good times had by all.
Realize that you're courage meme's bitch
Bend over and cry
I can one-up that. I have THREE moats: one for water, one for lava, and one for cacti/fire. WHAT NOW
<img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4061073/666th-post-commit-comedy-sin-with-Courage-Kratos.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Angry-Kratos" alt="some_text">
When I troll, I troll everyone. Quite loudly and quite proudly.
You youngins and your tnt and giant diamond castles! Back in my day we had to dig 60 feet underground with wooden picks just to get some coal!
Bend over and cry
Realize your vulnerable position 2 seconds too late
Bend over and cry
Find out you already curled up into a ball
(crap, I was too slow)
Oh, good. I thought it was just me.
Lets see… 519.
Oh, I'm gonna remember this…
Well ill be damned, that is your 666th post. nice trolling
Well if you can put a detonator on a creeper that does not die from TNT, then I can make a creeper cannon.
Curl into a ball
Feel like samus in morph ball mode
Huh? Oh, I never actually played the full game of Minecraft. So I have little idea what you're talking about.
….. same….
See, told everyone that he'd be back….more powerful then we could possibly imagine.
also congrats on the 666th post my dear fellow.
Shawn, rel="nofollow">fix it, fix it, fix it!
What the hell did you link me too? *smacks behind head*
See a great sequence
Use C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER…ironically
See C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Continue with meme anyway
THERE IS NO GOD!!!
*pulls out luger*
*points at head*
*pulls trigger*
*DM frisks corpse*
Continue with meme anyway
shout: CARD GAMES ON MOTERCYCLES!!!
thatsa nice upload you have there
it would be awful if something happened to it
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Shout: Card Games On Motorcycles
Realize we have become what we feared
Some kind of anime made for perverts who are really (REALLY) lonely, so lonely you could replace their faces with the "Forever Alone" face.
Mon Dieu, 666 posts! Congratulations on your trolling.
Realize we have become what we have feared
Realize that we were what we feared all along
Well sometimes one must take a proactive trolling route to regain ones e-peen. I am still saddened at the loss, but am renewed by making a Courage Kratos post that got positive reviews.
I didn't just troll you. I INVERSED trolled you. Cause thats how spy's like me roll.
Whoa, and I have 365! :D
…Wait, 366 now. DAMMIT.
You, sir, may have birthed a new Halolz meme. I for one will also do this for my 666th post (if it's all right with you).
This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't usually put doors in my castles…but when i do i use lavaproof ones.
Realize that we were what we feared all along
Commit mass suicide
((Also… does this count as an advice meme meme?))
Go for it. If I am the root of all 666th post trolling, I HAVE DONE MY JOB MAKING A MARK HERE.
Also my epeen is back. HUZZAH!