In soviet russia, dispenser saps engie?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 13, 2010 · 3:37 AM
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so if the spy is a dispenser…would a dispenser be a spy?
what does it dispense, exactly?
and one can only imagine what the engi-gun fires
So, instead of making Half Life: Episode 3, Valve decided to make a dyslexia DLC for Team Team Fortress 2?
Yes, that is all correct.
As long as you in a dream……within a dream, within a dream, within a dream…
BUT THAT DOES NOT ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS.
well except for one.
BUT THAT ONE QUESTION WAS THE LEAST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF MY QUESTIONING QUESTION COMMENT OF INQUSITORY MIGHT
it fires JUSTICE! ಠ_ಠ
So THAT'S where all the sappers come from…
MY ENGIE! IT IS MADE OF STEEL!
Really Shawn? I come in on my birthday morning to A SPY JOKE?
WHY YOU HATE. ;_;
inb4Thatdispenser'saspy!
Haters gonna hate.
Sappers gonna sap. *Jams sapper on Halolz*
YOU ALL HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE.
+1 for birthday.
…so are we still going to hell?
Interesting update valve…
Are we not already here?
I have been lied to!
This is worse than the time we all found out the cake was a lie!!!
What're you talking about? The joke's on the engineer!
Feam Tortress 2?
That sentry's an engie!
looks like Engie's trippin' balls again.
Happy Birthda*STAB*
I DONT need a dispenser here!
And also:
Four degrees farenheight?
In MY Memphis?
It's more likely than I think =/
When standing next to a Dispynser, all buildings slowly lose health and players are prone to backstabs. It requires scouts mom instead of metal. Jarate work's similar to a sapper. It was voted the worst update ever made by VALVe.
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Wanna trade?
Just wait until we see the Sasha movie…
" I am Sasha, and this is my heavy weapons guy. It fires 12 words in 12 minutes."
"Some say they can outgun me.. Maybe…Maybe… but I haven't seen anyone who can outgun Critical Punch…"
Spies are everywhere son, get used to it.
Now, you will see this submission again…AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
…happy birthday!
FRONTIER JUSTICE! >:U
The more time I spend away from this game…
the less I understand.
In soviet russia soviet russia jokes make you.
For great justice.
I might be fabricating this from memory but wasn't this posted long ago?
Incorrect. A sapper is on the Engie. The Engie IS the joke.
Wait, THE CAKE IS A LIE???
*Checks avatar*
INTRUDER ALERT! A RED Dispenser is in the base!
…
Is my head supposed to hurt from that?
inb4jokesonengies
Team Fortress 2? I thought it was Hat Fortress 2….what the hell have I been playing?
A RED DISPENSER'S IN THE BASE?!
I came when I heard you posted a new spy joke on halolz.
And then The Engie was the Joke.
Can we trade weathers? I think I'm at 25ºC, which is kinda like 77ºF
It dispenses backstabs and the Sentry fires Frontier Justice for great justice.
*smoke emerges from ears*
I think that comment might have broken my brain
*whips out rosary*
… you still might.
I guess we'll have to try this again:
I give you many congratulations on this occasion of your entry into this world. May joyous day*STAB*
Spy-Dispenser dispenses pain, and the engi-gun fires a good many curses on account of the Spy-Dispenser
Probably not, but I think there was one just like it.
Happy Birthday!
And while we're at it, someone call a Pyro with a Homewrecker.
Why is everyone cutting off mid-sentence? It's not like you're saying… Oh! I get it! Candlejack is the spy, isn*STAB*
The cake is the spy.
…
I don't want to play on this level anymore.
I'm at 31ºC, that would be 88ºF. Victory is mine! MUhahaha..haha..ha…this isn't funny, i'm actually dying.
In Soviet Russia…
You should see Mexicali in summer.
63ºC this year. That's 145ºF.
MY DISPENSER! IT IS MADE OF BACKSTABS!
I see what you did there…… damn loopholes.
Sentry is sapping my sapper?
What 63ºC?! There is no way that can be right!
I tought the 50ºC i had in my city last summer was some kind of limit.
*artificially inseminates Engie's mother* Eeee-rectin' an Engineer.
You're not Professor Oak ಠ_ಠ
LOGIC? TF2 doesn't have that updated yet and ever
dispensers are imba…
It's a shame that steel conducts electricity, then.
Jamaica's at 24ºC (75ºF), but it feels like 21ºC (69ºF) due to a coldfront.
And yet my feet are freezing.
You know you're from the Caribbean if that feels cold to you…
So if Cake=Lie. And Cake=spy.
Then logically Spy=Lie.
So this submission does not exist!
I never really was on any of your sides.
SHUT UP DADSPY YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD *Crabwalks away*
*whips out glaive and reflector*
I see what you did there. I also lol'd.
Goddammit we should've had a pyro spy-check around he- *STAB* *Dominated by DM1293*
I merely finished what your LIVER STARTED! You and your little balls. Pfft.
Candejack is sappin' my sent
ಠ_ಠ
what did I just see
Doesn't the sapper only work on machines? Wait…WAIT A MINUTE! This explains everything! That's why engie is able to switch out between a normal arm and the gunslinger! He's really a robot, and the gunslinger is his normal arm, he just covers it up when using the wrench!
could have been worse… I had this on my birthday…
Better move that guy up!
*whips out celestial brush*
He never really was on your side…of the truth.
Thanks for stealing my LoL you jackasses… Real gents running this thing I see.
*whips out whip*
-12ºC :( I need to turn up the heater.
I see what…
No you didn't. There saw YOU.
Sure. You can have all my crates :/
That dispenser is not our dispenser!