God DAMMIT… we’re never going to get Episode 3 at this rate! Someone tell that Spy to stop harassing Gaben!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 11, 2010 · 6:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (188 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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48 Responses to “[VIDEO] Old Gabe Newell Had A Farm”

  1. RemielChibus on December 11th, 2010 6:34 am

    You maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! You blew it all to hell! D:

  2. L3re7z on December 11th, 2010 6:37 am

    Let's just hope the Crows don't delay the Portal 2 plantages!

  3. cAlTh3MAd on December 11th, 2010 6:38 am

    It looks like Gabe Newell…
    …has an explosive temper.


  4. Yoshi_Dino on December 11th, 2010 6:39 am

    Half-life 2 ep.3 now coming out in the next century, tell your grand kids to start saving up for it now cuse we ain't gonna be around for it. Also later that day a lynch mob was formed in blu spies honor!

  5. Annonith on December 11th, 2010 6:49 am

    Wait you can FARM episode 3 plants?

  6. Jerenator on December 11th, 2010 7:04 am

    Nobody knew whether the Demoman had a part in this.

  7. Vastryn on December 11th, 2010 7:12 am

    Wait -- does this mean HL: Ep 3's delay has been a result of Gabe Newell's crippling Farmville addiction?

    Also -- Hey everybody. :) Figured I'd finally make a debut comment after a long time of admiring the site.

  8. doepker on December 11th, 2010 8:18 am

    Meanwhile, at the Valve Corporation Headquarters

    Staff member: "Alright, how about we delay Episode 3 some more to work on a new project, Half-Life: Ricochet 2.

    Me: *facepalm*

  9. Ichiinu on December 11th, 2010 9:38 am


  10. Mentlegen on December 11th, 2010 10:07 am

    Worth the WEIGHT?
    Are you sure thats possible Gabe?

    Gabe: …
    *blows Portal 2*


  11. Daifuku on December 11th, 2010 10:08 am

    Well, look at it this way. We still have Portal 2…for now.

  12. SnowKatana on December 11th, 2010 1:01 pm

    Fucking spies always have to ruin everything…..for everyone.

  13. Delta M.R.-59 on December 11th, 2010 1:38 pm

    Fuck your couch, Spy.

  14. Combatbeaver on December 11th, 2010 3:01 pm

    guess the spy isnt his favorite class anymore huh?

  15. Coodoo on December 11th, 2010 3:56 pm

    The thought that someone would give this ANYTHING less than a 5, is absolutely disgusting. If you didn't give this wonderful blissful video a 5, you should be ashamed of yourself.

  16. FoxyMayo on December 11th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Y'know… I wonder if Gaben actually knows about all those fat jokes people make about him on the internet…?

  17. Exploderizer on December 11th, 2010 4:39 pm


  18. Sir_Nox on December 11th, 2010 6:16 pm

    And on the farm there lived a COW, E-IE-E-IE-O!

  19. Cantletudothat on December 11th, 2010 7:42 pm

    guess Jim Sterling has some competition on trolling

  20. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 11th, 2010 8:17 pm

    NEVER troll Gabe Newell. He'll troll you back tenfold and those even in proximity.

  21. CriticalQuit on December 11th, 2010 10:12 pm

    Spies are farmed? I always thought they were harvested from the depths of the ocean, using SpyCrab Cages.

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