God DAMMIT… we’re never going to get Episode 3 at this rate! Someone tell that Spy to stop harassing Gaben!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 11, 2010 · 6:23 AM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Explosives, Half-Life, Left 4 Dead, Musical, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, The Great Outdoors, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (49 Comments) |
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You maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! You blew it all to hell! D:
Let's just hope the Crows don't delay the Portal 2 plantages!
It looks like Gabe Newell…
*shades*
…has an explosive temper.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Half-life 2 ep.3 now coming out in the next century, tell your grand kids to start saving up for it now cuse we ain't gonna be around for it. Also later that day a lynch mob was formed in blu spies honor!
Wait you can FARM episode 3 plants?
Annonith, you have much to learn….
Nobody knew whether the Demoman had a part in this.
Wait -- does this mean HL: Ep 3's delay has been a result of Gabe Newell's crippling Farmville addiction?
Also -- Hey everybody. :) Figured I'd finally make a debut comment after a long time of admiring the site.
And here I thought that every game is a product of hard working programmers, music composers, beta testers, graphic designers… Finds out you can just buy a seed, plan it, take care of it and thats it. All that things they teach me on my computer science studies are LIES!
LIEEEES!
Meanwhile, at the Valve Corporation Headquarters
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Staff member: "Alright, how about we delay Episode 3 some more to work on a new project, Half-Life: Ricochet 2.
Me: *facepalm*
And notice how Half Life 3 has more of a release chance than Half Life 2: Episode 3.
Well gee, I mean if the Demoman WAS in this video, then he must've been nerfed quite a lot…
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
UNLESS IT'S A CLONE!!!
Worth the WEIGHT?
Are you sure thats possible Gabe?
Gabe: …
*blows Portal 2*
….Fuck.
Well, look at it this way. We still have Portal 2…for now.
Personally, I'd choose HL3 over Portal 2, but since the fat guy has decided to give us P2, I'll still buy it, and still play it.
Unless it's a farm. Weight a minute--er, wait.
Actually with the way EP2 ended I wouldn't be disappointed if they went strait to HL3
Fucking spies always have to ruin everything…..for everyone.
Fuck your couch, Spy.
FUCK YO GAME, GAMERS!
FUCK YO GAME!
…Santa?
Wow, you must be a good kid, he keeps giving me coal and a formal "F*ck you, be a better person" letter every year, with ridiculous tips like "stop backstabbing people for fun" or "never enter Halolz again".
…Oh, you meant the fat guy who has decided to SELL us Portal 2, right?
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Let's just hope that temper doesn't make himself explode. It'd be like a global nuke of fat.
Now you will never receive your cake.
That's obvious and no one is getting cake, not only me…
Whispers: Gabe never leave leftovers.
*Cloaked Gabe, right behind you.*
Later on TF2 blog: from now on, every TF2 weapons update will be actually sold. If you don't buy it, you will be unable to use our future overpowered weapons.
…Fuck.
Pretty sure an implosion would occur, but then his Fat would prevent it because they still need a host.
guess the spy isnt his favorite class anymore huh?
Yeah, Santa only gives me the bird as he flies off
The best part is, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference!
As long as I got my Dead Ringer and Ubersaw.
*VALVe takes them away for the fat jokes*
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
The thought that someone would give this ANYTHING less than a 5, is absolutely disgusting. If you didn't give this wonderful blissful video a 5, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Y'know… I wonder if Gaben actually knows about all those fat jokes people make about him on the internet…?
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He's probably the one who taught Gabe to make all those explosives, though.
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET FROM 80 TO 79 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
oh he know knows, he has fat joke sensing powers that tells him when one is made about him. Either that or spies everywhere.
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It's like he's always watching
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FOREVER.
And on the farm there lived a COW, E-IE-E-IE-O!
guess Jim Sterling has some competition on trolling
NEVER troll Gabe Newell. He'll troll you back tenfold and those even in proximity.
Spies are farmed? I always thought they were harvested from the depths of the ocean, using SpyCrab Cages.
3 MORE MONTHS SHIIIIIIIIIT >:C
Oh, boo hoo, Santa gives you a source of energy and a hand gesture every year.
I'll trade yours for my annual stocking full of reindeer crap.
Next century? That's pretty conservative. I figure that the release date's already past the end of humanity, so the only choice we have left is to keep going until it goes past the end of time and loops back around to the beginning.
3 words. Division By Zero.
It IS a common known fact that fat is a symbiotic entity, and not a result from the lack of exercise.