Unfortunately even being one letter off can make a huge difference in the final product!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 11, 2010 · 10:59 PM
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Pretty sure Left4Dad is Dead Rising 2…
You dare bring first into my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! >:V
Seriously, saying First gets the -1 hoard on you. Its a Halolz tradition. I was attacked once. Then I learned…
That poor, poor crotch soldier.
These games all look bad. Screw these, I'm gonna go fly through HOOPS! -plays Superman 64- ….Oh god, hand me a copy of Pants vs. Zombies.
…. I'd play Pants Vs. Zombies…
Imagine a huge brown sock puppet with googly-eyes glued to it holding a power drill.
BIOSOCK.
More like….
*Sunglasses*
Dad Rising 2
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Halo Beach developed by team ninja
Left for Dad: a parenting game apparently aimed at teens.
Go figure.
i've always wanted to kill something using jeans as an impromptu strangler device
my favorite out of all of those has to be the Petal Gear Solid series
Sneaking through flowers, oh what fun.
First summons the -1 hoard, hence the Halolzian "meme" of "First is Last."
Also, the answer to your question would be "Fat Princess" a game about medieval-fantasy CTF where the flags are replaced with morbidly obese women. It's pretty fun.
don't forget to plant plenty of slacks as well.
Fart princess got
*puts shades on*
……..Dat gas
YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Left 4 Dad reminds me of Hard Rain.
slack whack!
I have to say, I never found the Starbox games very entertaining, although at times it reminded me of Metal Gear Sold 4 Guns of the Patriots (I'm so happy they got Cleveland to do the auctioneer's voice ;D).
WE REQUIRE MORE LONG-JOHNS! :U
WAIT!
You found something on G4 that WASN'T Cops and it has to do with videos game AND it's funny!?
Don't tell me MTV is playing music now.
Spartan armor with Jiggle Physics.
Dear internet gods why.
Well if we're not counting the internet website….and the Daft Punk music video…
Neverwinner Nights (An unfinished RPG made by a DM who hated you and based it off of the Tomb of Horrors)
Table 3 (The legendary tale of an mahogany table)
Assassins Cried (Assassins Creed, Soap Opera Style)
Counter-Stroke (Nothing changed, just worded so parents won't give this to their 10 year old fearing a masturbation game.)
Don't tell me Halo: Beach or Fallout: New Vegan wouldn't still sell 8 million copies…
hey,tiny hawk undeground could be a bad ass game.A tiny hawk wakes up ona mysterious world localized undeground,she has to find a way out of there to surface,fighting trough gruesome moles,giant worms.I would rent it
Oh God The Puns >.<"
And Nickelodeon Asia Is Making Spongebob Games That Kids Can Actually Pass.
Spoiler: The Pants will be dead and bloody from headcrabs
Left 4 Dad made me sad :(
I did the First thing once. http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/04/no-daddy-not-the…
I got a +30 ^_^
Have you played DOA4? the female spartan was perfectly fine.
Mortal Combat (A spell-checked fighting tournament)
Bran Turismo (A racing game that involves old people and their food)
Professor Layton and the Furious Village (Every puzzle is unsolvable)
Pokeman (An RPG with one Pokeball)
Donkey Dong (The game that involves donkey anatomy)
Devil May Cry (Like Cooking Mama in hell)
Sore (A glorified creature "creator")
Mall of Duty (War Veteran gone mall cop)
Tea Fortress 2 (A gentleman's game)
*snipes Fawful*
*sips tea*
I greatly appreciate your lack of movment, mastubating man.
Tighty whitey death squeeze.
This is TEAM NINJA we're talking about. The people that made Ridley look like a mouse as a baby. They made a space dragon look like a fuzzball as a baby. So if they can screw that rule, then they'll make chestplates jiggle DAMNIT.
Throw in hats and DLC and you'd buy it. HATS.
What about H.3.A.R.? A game where a deaf chick wants you inside her.
Or maybe Duke Pukem FOREVER? A game where you play a man always on the verge of hurling.
Dead or Alive Halo Extreme? I'd like that…
Immortal Kombat (No one wins)
Portal -> Postal: Welcome to the aperture shipping mailbox aided letter receiving center.
She's ten you sick fuck! also your daughter! This is not the appropriate time to use harden!
I'd play Fallout: New Vegan. Might be fun going through a post-apocalyptic wasteland with physic powers.
Only less car and red balloons XD
But that's because you tore the fabric of "Can't let you say the F word" apart by adding a hilarious comment.
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2656/3868980851_6537721775.jpg" alt="Dead pants" />
D:
Hmm..let me think of other games.
Band Zero
Looking Mama
Rod of War
Pedal of Honor
Killing Flood
Ball of Duty
Mortal
Calf Life 2
Comb Raider
Cattlefield 2
Lake Mania
Bordersands
Kane and Lunch 2: Log Bays
and so on….
So in Fallout New Vegan you kill people with your awesome Vegan powers?
I don't have any jokes…
So, Team Ninja has already screwed that rule?
Well then, I guess I'll have to screw that rule even harder than they could. So hard, that when they try to counter-screw, they'll forfeit because, "DAYUM! We can't match that screwness…"
The only problem would be verbalizing my screwing harder of said rule. If I told you about it, your head might implode from the sheer screwiness. It's like saying, "Candle Jack"; something always bad happens when you-
But that also means less "JASON!"
Actually, in Freakazoid, his name is "Candlejack", without spac
God freaking damnit, you beat me to the punch.
Just be careful of those Milk and Eggs bitch.
And that crafty Half-and-Half that keeps making its way into your coffees.
Yes, a game where being a pervert trying to satisfy your fetish is a stragety.
JASON!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/11/10/carl-on-duty/ this one missing
also the legend of zelda ocarina of lime(a game where you made lemonade with an ocarina)
JASON?
The Elder Strolls IV: Oblivion (in which you play as an old person walking 'round the village, struggling to remember your grandchildren's faces)
The Ims (Make your own chat profile)
Metal Gar (Lots of growling)
Tarcraft (Like sculpting, but stickier. Mammoths may be found)
Word of Warcraft (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
Uh, I think you made a typo. You meant Had Rain, didn't you?
This sure is a punny submission!
…I am sorry.
You might need a overroll overhaul
I'm gonna need more rope.
Well I've screwed the rules pretty hard. And by hard I mean they were destroyed by me simply thinking about them.
Thong nets.
Too late. He already used String Shot.
Tube sock defense
JASON ON MOTORCYCLES!
Dammit, I meant to put Fry.
Too late. The reply hoard hgas attacked.
Too bad you can't change your comment now.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Or he could be talking about a marathon running game with an Engrish translation: Hard Ran.
*Raiders shoot at Deathclaw*
Vegan Courier: Don't harm this beautiful animal it has just as much right to live as we-
*Courier cut off by Deathclaw slashing vocal cords*
HATS ON MOTORCYCLES?
I was thinking "Womb Raider"…
I would play Fart Princess.
Starbox is amazing. Unlike Boxstar. Boxstar is horrible.
SHAT NO CYCLEMOTORS!
Now that I think about it, TF2 could use some mortorcycles. CLASS SPECIFIC VECHICLES!
Do they have baloney in them?
I've got to go charter a bus. Believe it or not.
Pedal of Honor was a mini game in Lights! Camera! Pants! if I remember…
The Elder Schools V, Skyrim.
A medieval magical RPG based in the educational systems north of Cyrodiil.
Hey, videogames have to offer something that reality can't offer today's youth with.
Get ready to soil your plants.
"ahem" I mean pants.
So almost Cave Story. Cool.
Ummm….he didn't say Heavy Rain….
*arms flameshield*
It's a common mistake.
Moral Kombat (Fight your inner demons.)
You don't put a hyphen when you say Candlejack. You just leav
BioShop
Never had this many people foolish enough to say it.
Let’s see…
Dessert Bus -- Waist expansion THAT NEVER ENDS!
Supremes Commander -- In an alternate universe, help a ’60s musical trio to take over the world.
Billing Floor -- Attempt to escape an accounting department overrun by the undead.
Company of Zeros -- RTS famous for it’s insane difficulty.
Milecraft -- *Really* large scale sandbox building game.
Wold of Warcraft -- Small-scale MMO, set in the rolling hills of England.
EVE Inline -- Outer space rollerskating MMO.
Ebony -- Civilization-style game, set in Africa.
Need for Speedo -- Fast cars, no pants.
Test Drivel Unlimited -- Pointless vehicle trivia quiz… without end.
NHL Slapsh*t -- The *real* reason goalies wear masks.
Deer Haunter -- Ghosts don’t need no guns!
Mock Band -- Can you parody your way to the top of the music world?
Umpire Earth -- Today Little League, tomorrow the world!
Trekkin 6 -- The premier sci fi fighter.
Prints of Persia -- A photo safari game set in the Middle East.
Sid Meier’s Pilates! -- The physical fitness adventure!
Call of Duty: Black Oops -- A twist on the usual FPS; cover up the worst screwups in modern military history, any way you can.
Halo Roach -- Defend your stash from alien invaders.
Romance of the Tree Kingdoms -- Love and war in the world of the Ents.
Kingdom Hearths -- The world’s first fireplace RPG.
Red Dad Redemption -- Help your father recover from his embarrassment.
Booking Academy -- Learn the ins and outs of gambling
Grand Theft Auto: Nice City -- The Jack Thompson-approved edition.
Just ’cause 2 -- No real reason…
Bioshlock -- Travel the world, selling low-quality organic goods.
Rainbow Sex Vegas -- Don’t ask, don’t tell, it stays here.
Irn Man -- He fights for the best soft drink in the world.
Cooking Dach -- You’d *think* that it would be about making hotdogs…
Monster Garbage -- Why biohazardous waste should never go in a landfill.
Elf Bawling -- Make them cry!
Master of Onion 3 -- Make them cry!
President Evil -- You’ve suspected it for a while. Now it’s time to do something about it!
Tran Evolution -- Such a *FABULOUS* game!
Sodoku -- You are the plague!
Parrapa Pro Fishing -- Use your mad rappin skillz to catch the biggest, yo!
Kane & Lunch -- He’s on his own now, but he won’t go hungry.
Batman: Arcane Asylum -- Not everyone graduates at Hogwarts…
Cod of War -- If you get in his way, you’re fin-ished.
Dunce Dance Revolution -- New single button version!
Tom Clancy’s H.A.X -- Pwn the noobs while avoiding permabans.
Tigger Woods 2011 -- Play golf with Pooh and friends!
Lord of the Rinks: Conquest -- The most ambitious curling sim of all time!
Lord of the Rinks: War in the North -- The battle continues about the Arctic Circle!
Mail’d -- Extreme postal hijinks.
Biggest Luger -- Once you get going, *nothing* can stop you!
Medal of Honer -- Can you make the sharpest knives of all time?
Saints Mow 2 -- How well can you get a lawn in the ghetto?
Dead Rinsing -- They washed out at living; now it’s up to you to finish the job.
Maiden NFL 11 -- Yes, we’re grasping at straws.
Psychonuts -- They’re not *just* crazy…
Front Mission Revolved -- These bots are tops; give them a spin.
Hooking Mama -- Hard times have come to the series…
Soil Calibur -- The quest to defeat the evil plow, Soil Edge.
Defender of the Clown -- Protect the family circus.
The Setters -- The first canine RTS
Ghast Recon -- When sending in the living just isn’t enough…
Battlefield: Bald Company -- Old age and treachery overcoming youth and skill.
Fart Cry -- The only warning you get…
Drag on Quest -- Another *FABULOUS* game.
Reading Bluster -- How well can you hide your illiteracy?
Velveta Assassin -- A cheesy game, but a gouda one.
The Da Vinci Codec -- Before you can play it, you first have to figure out how…
Batonetta -- Have *you* got what it takes to lead the parade?
Army of Tow -- Hook’em up and haul’em away!
Castlevania: Lards of Shadow -- The undead’s “Biggest Loser”.
Wanted: Weapons of Fat -- The toughest diet you’ll ever love.
Metroid: Bother M -- Hey, M! Listen! Listen!
Tony Hawk Shed Bundle -- All the skateboarding action, in a tiny building.
Munch Out!! -- This is going to get messy…
NBA Dive 11 -- Can you get away with throwing a game?
Still Live -- Never recorded…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows -- Can he find *any* characters that have depth?
Call of Duty: Finest Sour -- Hitler’s spys have stolen the recipe for the best candy in the world. Get it back!
Red Faction: Gorilla -- The apes will rise!
Thief: Deadly Shallows -- Can you successfully dive into the deep end of the pool?
Pilates of the Caribbean -- Physical fitness with a nautical theme.
Closet Combat -- Redefining ‘fashionista’.
Guilt Wars -- The Jewish mother MMO
Golden Sun: Dark Lawn -- Fight to keep your grass watered during the worst heat wave in a decade.
Rag -- The woman’s RPG. :ducks:
Last in Shadow -- How fast can you get out of the sun?
Mindlack -- Trolls need games, too.
Ward Evil -- Protect the Overlord!
Marvel vs. Crapcom 3 -- Saving the best for some other license.
Ghost Recon Future Solder -- Fixing the circuits others can’t.
Man vs. Mild -- the couch potato action game.
Fright Night Champion -- B-movie boxing at its finest.
Mix Payne 3 -- The gritty story of a night club spinner.
Homefont -- Who watches your typeface?
Dragon Aged II -- +10 Depends of Holding.
Brick -- One solid shooter.
Twisted Meta -- Your web page will never be the same.
True Crimea -- The time to secede is now!
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Gradder? -- No.
…
… Sweet Lord! The TIME!
*pouts*Heavy rain had cars…
Pants vs. Mommies (a game where you control moms trying to wash her kids pants)
Four young pups have been chosen to save the world from the evil Catgas
EARTHHOUND
Also am I the only one really annoyed that Fart Princess changed absolutely NOTHING from the original art?
@Cactuar213
Because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey, amirite?
Actually, there is already a sick game series called Postal…
Google it at your own risk!