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Play this ridiculous game here!
Why would we feature a Nickelodeon flash game here on the site? Because this is probably the cruelest, most difficult game ever to be unleashed on little kids! If you can score over 400 points on this I will be impressed. Also there are apparently levels but I don’t think any human has ever passed level 1 EVER.
From Nickelodeon Asia, found by Scott
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 10, 2010 · 7:22 AM
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The music from this game will haunt my nightmares.
The music now has lyrics, which I just made up:
Fuck I died.
Fuck I died again.
Also… http://tinypic.com/r/ztezpl/7
I hate you SpongeBob. I hate you so much. Oh and I’d always hit 390 points and then end up doing a somersault and crashing. :(
370 T.T so close but so far!
my average score is 230, tho i did get 760 on my first try
I got 440 score on my first try
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg59/ReaveR_96…
all that needs to be said really
Does the look on Spongebob's face look like the troll face when you lose to anyone else?
http://gyazo.com/a077f6b97495f1e0e9a59df48af9eb44…
Consider your shit to be slapped, my good sir.
770 after a couple dozen tries… and it ended with my boat balanced on its back wheels against the finish line, which is apparently a solid object and can't be passed except by jumping it?
FUCK YEA! Just got to level 2!
Challenge accepted: http://jar42.com/pictures/SS-2010-12-10_05.07.58….
Great. I actually managed to do a triple flip across the second rock, land perfectly, and mess up on the hill.
For the benefit of Shawn and anyone else, here's the mystical Second Stage: http://gyazo.com/b54d4fe772fb58fd24b82e54df9f8cc9…
There's a pit to traverse later on, and you get TWO lives. They're gone in a snap, though, and then you're lumped back to Level 1.
Coral.
I've slain dragons.
Defeated Dr. Wiley.
Struck down countless goons and assassins with a beam sword.
Blazed accross the finish line at 4000 km/h.
Stopped moons from making planet fall.
And I can't even drive a boat over a feckin' piece of coral.
DAMN YOU MICRO-ORGANISMS LIVING ON THE HUSKS OF YOUR DECEASED BRETHREN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
Maybe it's social commentary on how much trouble Spongebob has learning to drive?
I got 3588 score AND got to level 3… Level 3 is… I died right at the finish. On a side note, back/front flips help.
I see you all bragging about getting to level 2.
:|
Me and my friend discovered this earlier on.
Got to level 3's finish line. BITCHES >:D
Try QWOP http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
Similarly crazy. KEEP ON DOING THEM BACKFLIPS SON.
After about 20 times i passed level 1 and got a total of 2077 points. never playing it again
i agree QWOP is a lick of sand paper to the balls
I don't usually play excruciatingly hard games, but when I do, I prefer dos Castlevania.
i beat the first level on my first try
http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/8352/spsplvl3….
BAM! level 3 :D almost made it to the end but the stupid coral got me stuck and when I tried to back off of it I flipped :(
You think this is hard?! Try "You have to burn the rope"!
http://i52.tinypic.com/2gx332f.png
This game is hilarious.
I guess that's why Spongebob never pass the driving test. This game SAYS IT ALL!!
Since when does a poorly written physics engine = challenging? Usually, it = shitty.
they be trollin little kids
Fuck you! FUCK YOU UNDERWATER PHYSICS!!!!!!!!
Geez, no wonder Spongebob never got his license, this is I Wanna be the Guy standards!
…………..
Wait, forget I said that, IWBTG can't and won't be beaten, NEVER
Oh gee I guess I'm not human then.
Level 1 Complete
Feels good man
Level 2, die twice, go back to level 1
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like a putting a v8 engine on a bicycle, this boat has the handling of a sports car with bricks for a windshield.
Except, you know, for the guys who already have beaten it.
You guys must be crazy good, because I can't even make it over the second or third piece of coral. What are you guys rampin' it?
Challenging AND shitty!
I got 400 after several failed tries, but consider this: if SpongeBob never gets his license, and you play as SpongeBob, in theory the game is impossible to beat.
*plays game for five minutes*
No thanks… I'll go back to I Wanna Be The Shrine Maiden… it's easier than this.
adobe flash player crashed when I got to 500 points… I had to restart my browser.
just beat it in one go… like literally just right now, this very second
Um… not too brag but I finished level 1 and had 2200 some-odd points before I died at level 2.
At least QWOP is ridiculously funny.
Also, I managed to get to 50m easily.
Try to beat 5037 pts
"I Wanna Be the Sponge"…
That being said, I played through it once, scored 1690 points, and got to the second level, but then got too bored with it to play it again. Yes, I realize that saying this makes me look like a d-bag. Oh well….
Actually, poke around on Youtube. Some japanese guy beat it on IMPOSSIBLE.
HOLY CRAP! LEVEL 5!
http://img.loldepot.com/1ca90182cc929f82fef2.gif
Thats why i drive a rock. The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles!
a furry, actually, or so I've heard :P
flippers gonna flip
got to level 2 with a score of 2169 before giving up
I managed to get 2218 and I'm on the second level…IWTBTG this is not
I think trying not spend all day on Tvtropes after being linked to it is easier than this.
I never expected spongebob squarepants to be a vessel for ultimate evil…
Fair 'nuff. Also, that comment appears to have reset my e-peen to 1p. It's hard to survive on the internet when you have an opinion. ^.^
SpongeRobert… Please, learn to drive. I got 410 and then i had to quit. It was too much!
Nah, it's part of the Great E-Peen Crash of 2010. Intense Debate redid the system, and almost everybody's dropped like crazy.
I used to have a monocle… D:
I always die before the second coral. *Proudly displays my "I suck" button."
It's like Spongebob's take on "Excitebike meets Battletoads with a physics engine from hell"
470 on my first try.
BTW, WHAT MADNESS IS THIS???
WHAT… THE…
<img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/1zmzb6e.png">
As soon as you said "Consider this" I started reading in the Allstate commercial guy's voice.
Are YOU in good hands?
play moar tilty bike/car games
610 points 1st try. After that….. FUCK YOU SPONGEBOB
i made it over the coral!
but i died when i got to that damn hill.
140 points!
HHHHYES! i got to lv 2!!!
I've defeated an alien leader and his army.
Destroyed a sarcastic robot (and broken her heart) that had rocket sentries and neurotoxin.
Exploded every single robot master that were created.
Won trials where the universe conspired against me.
Defeated huge mutant turtles/dragons even being a simple fat plumber.
Copied a better comment style because i couldn't make a pun.
But the only thing i can do in this game is get through the first coral after 6 backflips and blow my boat (i was on a boat!) trying to REACH the second one.
Feels like Happy Wheels…
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php
Now everytime i play (aka. Fail in) this game i keep singing these lyrics…
Your comment actually made my day.
"Ha, Shawn is being sarcastic. It must be the easiest game in the world after the 'Play SHIFT to win RPG'. Let's see this…"
*5 minutes later*
THE MUSIC! MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!
Hey shawn I got a Advice meme for you.
Get through level one the first time.
Die and never be able to do it again.
This had to be FREAKIN made. ;_;
What a coral world this be!
I done the whole thing. I got stuck in a position that made it impssible to fall over as long as I only moved 1mm at a time.
Nickelodeon: PROBLEM, NON-CASUALS?
I have beaten New Super Mario Bros. DS without slaying enemies…
I have beaten four Fire Emblem games…
I have played I Wanna Be The Guy and enjoyed literally every second of it…
I have beat Robot Masters with nothing but a Megabuster…
and have beaten three Zero games with nothing short of an S Rank on every mission…
but this….THIS…..IS JUST….A CHALLENGE FROM HELL.
well it can't be as bad as the vechicles in Mass Effect 1…
*plays*
I stand corrected.
but it reminds me of that one bike flash game…
*plays*
I can see why Spongebob always fail his driving course…
*gets 600*
ok I quit, I can obviously see that the developers can not properly make a game if I flip over when im going on a straight line.
I made it to 430. Technically beat 400. This games is ridiculous
If only you could get points for doing backflips. Which happen a little too often.
I've saved a galaxy from an alien race that wanted to wipe it out.
Became a king of people I hated and lost the sexy girl.
Beat four guys and a champion to become the very best(like no one ever was!)
Found the truth behind all the contradictions.
Provided clean water to those in a wasteland.
Did barrel rolls for a talking rabbit.
Played this game for a couple minutes and then quit after doing several back flips out of boredom and not caring about high score. I did four,how about you? :P
I might have believed you if you didn't have "SPSP LVL2" open in paint…
Same here. But I just hope that I can beat level 1…
Edit: OHMYGAWD I GOT TO LEVEL TWO!
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4117/spongebobl….
Oh god I'm stuck please save me.
Only hard ones were I to III. Everything else was just fun.
It's not easier. It's just possible to beat.
I managed to get 410.
I'm sure this isn't what a driving test entails.
I'll take this bet…*straps on helmet*
Hey guys, I got over the first coral ! I GOT OVER THE FIRST CORAL ! OH YEAAAAH, I'M THE KIND OF EVERYTH--fuck here's another. Game over.
260, 440………………..200's……………………….wait what the hell happened to the physics they were working fine a second ago……….550……….WHY DID THAT HAPPEN 60 ARGH. NO! THIS IS PERSONAL NOW GAME! I WILL MAKE IT PAST YOUR FIRST LEVEL AND YOUR CRAPPY PHYSICS!
QWOP is pretty easy to gimmick. I got to 69.1 m before I got bored.
photoshopped, am i rite?
This game is a Troll!!!
There was this one time I shot down a wolf, a chameleon, a panther, and a pig flying a space ship. But I draw the line at coral.
WHY DO MY TIRES HAVE NO TRACTION WHY DO I KEEP FLIPPING WHY AM I ENDLESSLY AMUSED BY YOUR DEATHS SPONGEBOB WHY HASN'T MRS PUFF SUED YOUR ASS WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHE'S CLEARLY MADE THIS COURSE A DEATH TRAP.
I am not going to lie I just played the game and as I am about to cross the flag on the first level my boat flipped and I had to start over, damit
OH MY GOD THE END OH MY GOD A PIT OH MY GOD wait im alive? YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COURTESY TO KILL ME!? YOU MOCK ME WITH THAT 670 POINTS!?
So PITS aren't fatal, CORAL AND THE ROAD ARE.
The answer most certainly is not to "Floor It."
Nevertheless, Level 3, Score: 3883.
Top that.
Yay me too! I promptly lost both lives though. >.O
That was the first print screen I did, and then I made it further…either way I'm over it, Most have made it much further and I don't benefit anything by faking a score.
30 minutes. I'm calling it, this game is sadistic and my ability to adapt to games isn't working here. The physics are horrid and whoever got over past the first level is a lucky bastard because if you're playing smart, you aren't playing this game right. I got used to the crazy flip, diving and walljumping craziness in GUNZ faster than this game.
I don't know who made this flash game or who ripped it off but whoever they are lacks a soul and has a flaming pit of fire in their heart, containing all the contempt in the world for your children and anyone who hates Spongebob. I shouldn't be playing this game just to enjoy murdering spongebob after the first ten minutes.
tl;dr I award you no points creator, and may whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul.
You got this off Nickelodeon Asia? No wonder Spongebob always fails his driving test!
just saying it would have been more convincing… at any rate I got to level 2 and quit because it was getting a little boring, and because I was sure everyone had already been to like level five by now…
I jumped over the side of a railing and performed a headshot on a man trying to knife me with a no-scope steyr scout.
I've beaten legendary mode on the first 3 halo games.
I played Hero Core and fought the Annihilator pacifist style.
I've beaten troll-versions of Knytt Stories.
I BEAT DR. JEKYL & MR. HYDE. AND I LIKED THE GAME.
I am a man who can and will melee your ass.
I do not fear your blue shells.
BUT CORAL. CORAAAAAAL!
seriously Shawn? I got 400+ on my 4th try.
Now if only "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight" were playng as the background music. :D
Actually yeah plenty of people have beaten it not me though, no patience me
You've just unleashed hell on us Shawn…why…
I've lost faith in humanity.
at level 2 the webpage began spazzing out =/
After 10 years in the run, Spongebob producers were ready to call it quits. Nickelodeon declined this proposition. They then sweared on Sandy's oversized teeth that they would have vengeance. So it begins…
You should try listening to "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue while playing.
Puny laptop screen couldn't even hold the entire game in one shot. That plus the up/down controls actually scrolling the entire screen up and down made for an extra rel="nofollow">super special awesome challenge. Nevertheless got to Level 2 with a score of 2283.
Well it can't be that hard…
*10 tries later.*
I CAN SEE THE FINISH FLAG!
*Boat flips over RIGHT NEXT TO THE FLAG*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I've saved the world from a shadowy cabal. Twice.
Unraveled the mysteries locked within puzzles.
Saved an Alien race from a sadistic doctor.
Descended to earth as God to banish darkness.
Killed an Immortal Vampire uncountable times.
Reincarnated throughout the ages to battle evil.
Played Sonic '06
BUT THIS I CANNOT STAND
I have taken this because it was dangerous to go alone
I have collected the 7 chaos emeralds and kicked in the ass of a mad scientist
I have shown my moves
I have traveled through ravenholm
I have freed the entire human race on numerous occasions
I have saved albion from Lucien and the dark army…
But this… THIS IS UNFAIR!!!!!
Advice Coral?
We'll see.
this thing is almost as hard as the ps2 Chicken little
my friend did get to level 2 and just sent me a pic as a proof
I've survived a week in a mall filled with the undead.
I've slain an evil king with an icy heart (/pun)
I've purged the evil from an intergalactic mining vessel.
I've stopped the Russian invasions countless times
But Coral…
Fuck coral
I killed thousands of zombies, germans, japanese, russians, cubans and vietnamese.
I flew across the galaxy to save a princess.
I captured a flying monster, and made it my slave.
I ate people to save a land of dreams.
I arranged blocks into an endless wall that disappears.
I beat the FUCKING CARNIVAL NIGHT BARREL.
But coral? Coral? CORAL!? FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
My first mistake was treating this game like Trials which was a complete insult to that technical masterpiece. I found myself stuck in an almost vertical wheelie that was impossible to get out of no matter how much I tried to lean forward. That was the worst game I have ever played in my life and I am an achievement whore on Kongregate. Ever played that crab game with the Hard achievement? This is by far worse.
Now … I'm slightly inebriated, i got 400 on the first go it's the music that's getting me though …
i got 530 but still didn't beat the 1st level. the result of a bad physics engine or programing in general
The fact that this game is on Nick Asia makes me wonder if Nickelodean has some kind of anti-asian thing going on…
Also, crappy physics makes the world go round.
I have flown into the very heart of the Milky Way galaxy to save the human race, and my crew.
I have killed with creativity.
I have saved several princesses.
I have become the #1 assassin in the world. Twice.
I have become the last, best hope for humanity.
But coral? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Yes but IWTBTG is not geared towards kids who go to the nickelodeon site to play casual flash games. Also, IWTBTG is beautiful in it's design. This game is REALLY REALLY BAD
Oh and for the record, same score :P
There was obviously no play-testing involved in this.
Now I'm starting to see why Spongebob can't get his license…
LOL because it's Shawn MOTHERFUCKIN' Handyside
This would explain why all the Asians I've ever met are such bad drivers…
LOL That was the FIRST thing that came to my mind. "Hmm…a hill huh? WELL FUCK THAT I'MMA FLOOR IT!!!" worst decision ever.
A Dark Wizard jizzed. That's what happened.
*Repeat my main comment from this submission*
And now…Coral is the equivalent of cherries from IWBTG…FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Oak.
You win.
What, you still kept it up 'til now? Well you have a good amount of my respect, sire.
I wanna be the guy….but not this badly.
Also someone beat the Carnival Barrels, this has become SERIOUS BUSINESS.
GAHHHH FUCK YOU SPONGEBOB http://yfrog.com/6gfingspongebobp
Well no wonder he can't get his license.
Wow, i can finally sympathize with spongebob… its not his bad driving, its their whole system of life! WHO PUTS BOULDERS ON ROADS?!?
*Is in a bathtub, dead, with one word written on the wall of the shower in blood……*
"CORAL"
Nah, we just have too much time on our hands. Besides, In school all I did was play these sorts of games.
All I did WAS floor it. If I went back, well, i'd scroll half-way down the screen.
Oh god oh geez
3317
I'm scared guys
ALMOST everybody's, mine dropped by 1 POINT!
That's exactly how I did it!
I got 500.
I got 420, but only because I got insane air on the second hill and flipped over the 400. Impressive, and yet not so…
This game is such pure EVIL that I was literally killed by the finish line.
i burn a thousand of people
i defeated the king of the demon
i beated a hundred of alien and zombie with a crowbar
i found tons of legendary swords
i killed and banished the same guy 10 time
but i finaly found a true opponent…
A PIECE OF CORAL!!!
Good thing I'm not a human.
I got over 5000 on my first try.
http://i56.tinypic.com/2mwduyx.jpg
I got to 87.4 meters on QWOP,
I beat my twin blue wearing brother on Dante Must Die,
I slaughtered a silver one winged guy without items,
and I can get past two pieces of coral with a score of 440 in this game, ya weaklings.
i beat a phanlex
i beat a tower knight
i beat a entire region with just mudkip
i braved a tank alone…ON EXPERT
Ive stolen a sandvich….
i have survived an entire hour in survival once…
and i forgot who that green guy was….
but THIS….THIS is a piece of shit…*looks back to playtime*
10 MINUTES OF NOT PASSING THE FIRST ROCK!I quit…*walks away*hey a gun*BANG*hey i missed…..*looks and sees a dead sponge next to dead coral*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…wait…ITS OVER!*Most epic after war music plays*
I've saved the world from nuclear war 5 times.
I've sent an immortal psychopath veering off track into a fiery grave.
I've beaten both Green MOTHERFUCKING Oak and his rival, Red FUCKING Mountains.
I stopped a space dragon and his space T. rex buddy from taking over the universe.
I've beaten microorganisms that use calcium to construct limestone shells. That's right. The coral is my bitch.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
LIKE THE METAL. Only this can be beaten. No one beats the metal.
Well, this was the last straw. Can't even beat a children game… if kids get good at these games look out!
You made me lulz. +1's for you.
56th try; I got to the finish line, then drove up the poll and flipped over, getting a game over…
I'm just gonna go curl up in that corner over there for a little while…
Not sure why, but the game freezes randomly for a second just about every try. I got to a long upwards incline, but the game froze momentarily, then it resumed and ol' Sbob had crashed.. again. =/ Can't be my PC, other flash games run fine. Anyone else have this problem? To me looks like the game is challenging by mishaps in programming and not challenging by design.
GIANT ENEMY CRABS!
HAX!
I have successfully found a way to create an account here finally, just to post, yes, you win, and Gunz is crazy with jumping….
I'm not creepy in anyway though…..
boom, 410 =)
http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/phoenix670…
Mentlegen…
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6819/irockatth…
6031, Level 5, 2 lives left… wish me luck. :|
I just got to level 3 with a score of 3531…or this sad or awsome?
This is like Trials on steroids
What the hell? This game was made for kids?
THEY'RE 10 YOU SICK FUCKS!
-I pulled off a mictwist over a helicopter.
-Defeated multiple human/cyborg tyrants.
-Saved our world from a time minipulation witch.(ITS A GREAT GAME YOU UNGREATFUL FANBOYS!)
-Saved our world from the moon firing its lazer.
-Defeat Odin by becoming a hybrid god!
-Saved our universe by defeating a being that can corrupt evolution!!
-Saved our everything 3D universe by defeating a 4D being at his own game!!!
But somehow coral launches me into the sea, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON IWBTG!
*foams in mouth*
SOTN and OOE are hard to me D=
It took a bit but… I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL!!
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn97/Grimno/Di…
i defeated sephiroth
killed overlord baal
and got 100 meters on qwop…
and when I came to the coral passed it without incident.
http://imgur.com/2DK5w.png I give up on that last part. Freaking cliff thing.
The highest score I seem to be able to get is 1678. But the lowest? I shit you not, I once got a zero. He just simply flipped over and died.
I also enjoy the fact that they put a "lives" meter even though it is totally superfluous, as if to tease you.
Madness? No! THIS IS PATRICK!
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no game has ever made me rage more than this stupid piece of shit. fuck you nickelodeon.
…Jethro? Is that you?
The one in the background? Actually, that looks more like an Awesome Face.
This game makes me want to go play pokemon to go on a killing rampage of Corsolas, and secretly hope the BP "accidently" has an oil leak near a coral reef.
Heck with your Spongebob. When I was a casual gamer I'd play Rugrat's Escalator Escape! http://www.nick.com/games/rr_rescue.html
Ha! 380.
sir, I loathe you
Mahogany
Maybe this is why spongebob never gets his drivers license
Lets play coming soooooooon.
best game ever.
OMG that game is too hard… friggin colussus keeps pwning me.
I know, It's like you can't kill him!
Why is everyone complaining about the coral? It's not that bad.
It's the hills. THE HILLS!
After about ten minutes, 5317: http://screencast.com/t/3LszvBo4
Obvious fake. No one can beat level 1
Oh gee i lost, same with every spongebob game evar made…. fuck you spongebob
Lv3 Oh Rahh
370!
almost!
My friend, you are a god among men.
I felt it necessary to make a screenshot when I have beaten level 1…
Having this shit game on the official site is quite a sign…
Jimmy wins
Fuck yeah, made it to level 2 and finished with a score of 3524. BITCHES.
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DOING FLIPS N' SHIT
The second level had PITS. this wasn't a driving test, Mrs. Puff was conspiring to kill Spongebob.
He must want to be a stunt driver, I only made it to the second level because I kept flipping like crazy over every obstacle
>Read comment, don't care
>Notice Avatar
>Grin
I can only get 260. THAT SECOND RAMP WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER.
i scored 1210 points. this game is fuckin easy….
But it's not just a boulder… *sniff* It's a rock.
570 POINTS! I AM AMAZING. Just do full speed and flip around a bit.
First try: 510 :3
Second try: ……Screw this, imma play half-life.
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/665/spongebobl…
Lolwut?
I made it to LVL 2.
:D
I have successfully charged your comments up as much as I could. *Collapse* but I cannot grant gentlemen status to others. You must channel the power of Halolz to do so.
PS thanks for actually knowing GUNZ.
it's hard, but gotten to level three. but in the beginning… it was a while ago. awesome cousin showed to me and said: cruelest game ever.
also, you get lots of points for passing a level. like 1600. so lots of points at level 3
2860 Bitches! I'm a God!
Yeah that happens, i swear it was programmed to happen whenever there was a piece of coral coming up.
pretty much
now we all know why i drive my super meat boy to school sure it jumps of walls and dies and annying times but alest i dont carsh and fall on top of him when i hit a rock
I got 1957.
Yes, there is level 2.
I've beaten all the Halo games on Legendary
I've caught all the pokemon in Sinnoh
I've conquerd the BoNOD more than once
I got three stars on all Mario Kart cups
I've defeated Rome… With only a assassin and a squad of elephants
I can't get 400 points in this game… Record is 380
I give up…