I’ve never played Killing Floor before… but now I TOTALLY WANT TO. And not just for all the TF2 related stuff.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2010 · 9:18 AM
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Run, run, run, as fast as you can,
You can't escape, I'm the GINGERDEAD MAN!
This would go great set to Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy".
First thing i thought, SANTA BOOMER!
Oh yeah, we got that! http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/07/santa-boomers-co…
Killing Floor is like the mom and pop shop of terrifying gorefests, and the community maps are usually really good.
He feeds when you are sleeping
He blows when you're awake
Hooray for shameless plugs!
Now that is what Christmas means to me.
You brought this on yourself, Shawn.
—
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The beartraps were placed by the chimney with care,
In hopes we’d catch Boomer Claus quite unaware;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While nightmares of reindeer tormented their heads;
And mamma with her shotgun, and I with my glock,
Had just settled in, and were watching the clock,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the blood-tinted snow
Gave the lustre of sunset to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a broken-down sleigh, and eight decaying reindeer,
With a little old driver, with every step going “squick,”
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than horses, his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Charger! now, Hunter! now, Spitter and Tank!
On, Jockey! On, Witch! On, Zombified Frank!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the undead they flew,
With the sleigh full of flesh, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The gnashing and gnawing of each little tooth.
As I aimed my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was moaning and rotting, like all zombies do,
And his clothes were all tarnished with blood and green goo;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
to use as bait for our toddler, Jack.
New Pyro Weapon:
Chest-Nut Roaster
just wanting to play this adds you to Santa's bad kids list.
Ellis: Oh my god it's Christmas
I'd say wait until it goes on sale for the treasure hunt thing
I'm sooo going to voice this!!
How the flip do you guys come UP with these gems?!
A Team Fortress 2 item Deal?
Awww, now that makes me look bad if I buy it right now.
Reminds me of:
Run run as fast as you can!
Shotgun in hand, its the GINGERBREAD MAN.
Blows when you're awake? I'm staying asleep for a long time.
Man, I'd be all over that, but I've already got two zombie games that I haven't played (L4D, L4D2…)… I should do that. Plus I'm not really the kind of person to play zombie games. Although, if it's on for REAL cheap…
Lack of medication, delirium from a high fever, and lots and lots of sleep deprivation.
Oh God, those candied Flesh-Pounds scare the crap out of me already.
I'MMA BEAT ON 'IM 'TIL I HIT GUMDROPS.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=274
Patrick Stewart needs to voice this.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/StayFrostyMyFriends.png">
Related?
XD
lol yeah I knew that would be the interpretation, husks and boomers don't do many things that rhyme with 'knows'.
the guy from half life: full consequences needs to voice this.
My childhood died watching this video.
Nolan North will more than likely be the guy that does it though.
Untooned Kir-
Nah, I'll just let you mourn the loss of your childhood rather than your sanity on this one.
Untooned Kirby was never too bad, I can't imagine he'd come down my chimney and kill m-
Never mind.
just get it, the game is way too awesome. and i actually want a tf2 item for once, the tie.
Looooooads of Prehsants!
what is this sleep you speak of?
Something that happens when the Dream Goblin punches you in the dick.
Oh yeah…Totally…
'splodes maybe?
Ah,that explains everything!
morgan freeman or sean connery
I'm making a hit-list and checking it twice.
Needs more Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
<img src="http://www.pixiepalace.com/bookblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/AttackOfTheDerangedMutantKillerMonsterSnowGoons.jpg" alt="Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons/>
"T'wash the noight before Chrishtmash, and inshide the houshe,
I got buzhy with Alex Trebek'sh mom on the couch."
XD
Grandma got infected by a paindeer
Walking home from our house near a ditch
You can say there's no such thing as zombies
But that's why we're not running from a witch.
(Just realized that I'm watching the "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer special while typing that)
Sorry, Santa. Nothin' personal.
>Implying that Flesh Pounds aren't scary enough.
:|
and HOW! :0
Yeah, that would have been better.
OH WELL :P