Man, you ain’t gonna dig too deep with that wooden pick. Time to find some diamond and step up your game!
By ProfessorPoopyPants
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 8, 2010 · 7:12 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Wow… I'm happy that you managed to get away with that Shawn.
Also…
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I have to say, I'm not DIGGING these advice memes. Even when I do laugh at one, I feel DIRTY. I hope Halolz won't SOIL its reputation by SHOVELING out all these advice gags. If I were Shawn, I would PICK submissions that were a HOLE lot more amusing.
And now for some font humor:
I really do think these memes are having a negative IMPACT on the site.
Minecraft: Got Wood?
Diggas ain't shit if they ain't got that bling blang.
Oh wow another Minecraft "joke". I think it's time for "Woooooooooooooooooooould someone care to explain to me why is this funny and why should I laugh" chain of comments.
Wood you kindly dig that hole?
All the time.
*shades*
Fuck Yeah.
Except gold. Unless you want the most vague-reading watch. It's all about the obsidian, baby.
I don't really find these advice memes funny so I guess I'll just LOG off now.
Find a Diamond.
Make it a shovel.
Yeah, they really are UNDERMINING Halolz's good reputation.
You use pickaxes to mine through stone. Wooden tools break very quickly. Thus, when digging, wooden pickaxes break very quickly, so they are ill suited for mining for any length of time. Diamond tools on the other had, last for a VERY long time, and are much more effective for mining.
In addition, diamond pickaxes can mine every type of block, including obsidian, but wooden pickaxes can only mine stone and coal.
TL;DR: wood sux diamond rox
Wood you all please stop already? It always seems like the top pick for comments are puns. I know you all can craft better jokes than these. It's a bit creepy how we always do the same thing here. Besides, the whole unintentional punning thing is mine (well technically it's Ace's but I'm burrowing it while he's away). I feel like I'm getting pun-blocked here when this happens
*Blatant Hypocrisy!*
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Digga stole my bike?
*rolls eyes* Still not funny. But I'm grateful for your explanation nonetheless.
That's so punny.
ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ?!
Digga pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Correction:
Find a Diamond.
Make it a hat.
…well, I guess you'd need 5, but still.
AGAIN!?
…er, I mean, ADVICE MEMES ON HALOLZ!
Am I the only one who noticed this was sent by Professor Pippy P. Poopypants?
nice save…
ADVICE MEMES GIVING COURAGE KRATOS POWER!
being a TF2 player, I can safely say that that's what would happen. Of Course, it's not TF2 anymore unless trading is involved. sigh.
I saw that. I immediately had to go and re-figure out what my Captain Underpants name was.
I am Poopsie Toiletbrain.
Pinky… Girdleshorts!?
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Girdleshorts
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wat
Doofus Wafflefanny reporting, SIR!
I gave that bitch a bucket of lava.
Bitches love lava.
Stinky Pizzashorts at your service!
Chim-Chim Diaperbrain.
Fun times…
I'm Poopsie Wafflebuns!
I guess Poopsie is a pretty common first name.
DIGGA STOLE MY MINECART!
Poopsie Hamsterhiney! Name sounds something out of Handiquacks…
Gidget Wafflefanny! p.s. i made an account just for this.