THE CAKE... Is a clever fabrication.

I say, monocles don’t seem as out of place on characters with just one ocular port!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 3:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (286 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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81 Responses to “MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, BUT THE DELICIOUS FROSTED PASTRY IS A FALSE, YET CLEVER FABRICATION THAT ONLY EXISTS IN YOUR MIND.”

  1. rory_m on December 7th, 2010 3:32 pm

    Duhhh whats dat dere thingamajig sayin? it talking in sum kinda smartie pants way of sayin words…Old Bean.

  2. steveblob on December 7th, 2010 3:34 pm

    I shall simply comment as the the supposed equation of vote: Awesome! however i fell there need to be an equivalent of a monocle for mono-eyes, maybe just half a monocle? or be ironic and give them glasses? alas I am rambling

  3. Luigi676 on December 7th, 2010 3:35 pm

    This comedic pictoral material features a concept uttered commonly.

  4. TCC on December 7th, 2010 3:36 pm

    Now you are extrapolating information with the use of a hand-held temporal device!

  5. SnowKatana on December 7th, 2010 3:41 pm

    Give me my cake you top hatted chappy asshole or it's the smelter for you!

  6. Hatley96 on December 7th, 2010 4:00 pm

    Another gentlemen post?

    "I AM GONNA CRY NOW"

  7. Flamerider on December 7th, 2010 4:02 pm

    And, pray tell, what are the compounds that all quantify inside the aforementioned delicious frosted pastry? I am filled with a stance of intrigue, wonder and thought.

  8. Twilizer on December 7th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Your apologies have been accepted for stating that the pastry is false means that I must be still living in a state of good health.

  9. Hejiru on December 7th, 2010 4:06 pm

    I do believe we can temporarily resolve our quarrels with one another in order to study the world with systematic observation and experiment…. you atrocity.

  10. Kevvo on December 7th, 2010 4:10 pm

    (Sounds of a static and brittle nature)

    "In lieu of a greeting, I must declare that I am in possession of a name sounding not unlike that of certain male organs, but spelled in a manner akin to the the unfortunate human condition of agony so as to ward off the more selective of censors, as well as certain frosted confections not uncommon among the tea parties of more questionable nobility; that is to say, my name is Painis Cupcake, and I must inform you that I about to enact an act of cannibalism of which you will be the unfortunate victim."

    (Smiles in a manner not in the least bit comforting)

  11. Darth_Destro on December 7th, 2010 4:23 pm

    Sadly, I do not see how GLaDOS can be a GentleMAN, since the devices programming is clearly ment to be FEMALE.

  12. DM1293 on December 7th, 2010 4:23 pm

    I do believe GlaDOS is the reason I am too sick to come up with a witty rebuttal to her new Gentleman mod.

    I also do believe I am fucked now. Oh well. *Spends time scribbling "The Delicious Spongy Cake Has Been Revealed To Be Fictitious" all over the walls*

  13. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 4:36 pm

    Gentlemen, I find myself pondering a query that refuses to reveal its answer to me. Perchance one of you can explain unto me… on a person with but one eye, is a monocle is still classified as such, or does it become an eyeglass?

  14. Onecanofsprite on December 7th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Dearest Shawn,
    YOU DUN GOOF'D WITH E-PEENS
    Thanks, Jason.

  15. TehBlueOne on December 7th, 2010 4:55 pm

    It is also a lie.

  16. Chris on December 7th, 2010 5:04 pm

    Portal references never age, right?

    …right?

  17. _Twitch_ on December 7th, 2010 5:26 pm

    you have my gratitude for assuming the stance that will allow one to hereafter transport you to a celebration, as the posture you have recently exacted upon yourself brings with it a certain obligatory compliance.

    *Drags player slowly away to second installment of the series*

  18. chuckpebble on December 7th, 2010 6:09 pm

    She would need to be wearing a half-icle for this to be believable. Right now, its just not doing it for me.

  19. eevee71 on December 7th, 2010 7:33 pm

    so..the cake IS a lie?!?!
    my childhood just died

  20. Lordshadow on December 7th, 2010 7:38 pm

    Alas, I was close to receiving a monocle, but then the Epeenpocalypse happened.

  21. DeadCivilian on December 7th, 2010 8:49 pm

    As Gentleman GLaDOS you submit this, yet as phycotic GLaDOS you attested that once the experiment had reached its climax I would be the soul recipient of said frosted pastry. Whom am I to accredit?

  22. meinmattias on December 7th, 2010 9:55 pm

    Considering that you are trying to kill me, I must unfortunately reach the conclusion that you are fibbing.

  23. Boogerguy on December 7th, 2010 10:29 pm

    A false fabrication? In other words, the cake is not a lie? Wow.

  24. Frankenstrat247 on December 8th, 2010 2:35 am

    OBJECTION! The red core is not capable of coherent speech!!!

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