How To Make Your Own Magic Mushroom

Why spend all day punching flashing question mark blocks hoping for a magic mushroom when you can get that power-up right away by making it yourself!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 8:32 AM 
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44 Responses to “How To Make Your Own Magic Mushroom”

  1. Taiho on December 7th, 2010 8:38 am

    Sadly, the paint actually makes the energy drink tastier.

  2. Vabolo on December 7th, 2010 8:39 am

    You may also take the other half of the styrofoam sphere and put it at the top of a bottle of cyanide. INSTANT POISON MUSHROOM!

    Just make sure to draw the angry eyebrows on it before you forget which is which.

  3. rory_m on December 7th, 2010 8:54 am

    And ive been saving princess's like some chump when i could of just made one of these

  4. chuckpebble on December 7th, 2010 9:24 am

    …and it really, really works!

  5. Hejiru on December 7th, 2010 9:32 am

    But…but… Super Shrooms make you bigger, not faster!

    Peach: "Well for God's sake, get him a shroom, then!"

  6. Fai57 on December 7th, 2010 9:39 am

    I don't always use video game power ups, but when I do, I prefer mana potion.

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    Stay thirsty my friends.

  7. Darth_Destro on December 7th, 2010 10:11 am

    So how do I make a Fire Flower?

  8. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 10:16 am

    The only problem is that Five-Hour Energy tastes like poo, not mushrooms.

  9. GameboyPATH on December 7th, 2010 11:36 am



  10. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2010 1:05 pm

    If that mushroom lasts 5 hours, then how long 1-UP Mushroom will take??

  11. BoxeyBrown on December 7th, 2010 2:06 pm

    If only the real mushrooms lasted 5 hours, that'd be way more predictable than going away when one gets hurt.

  12. DM1293 on December 7th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Warning: eating this mushroom will get you high, however, you will only live long enough for it to wreck your stomach and vomit up your lungs.

  13. Fearow on December 7th, 2010 5:55 pm

    I don't know about you, but I make my artificial mushrooms using Atomic Punch.

  14. Twilizer on December 7th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Yo dawg, I heard you like power-ups. So I took a power-up and made it look like another power-up so you can get even more powered-up.

  15. TheKingOfGraves on December 7th, 2010 7:14 pm

    Why get your powerup fix from mushrooms or a strange energy drink whose effects of bringing "people to life" strongly resemble a formula made by the company of a certain bast- er, monocle and top hat wearing logo when you can now undergo Animus sessions for FREE. That's right, experience a strange world, feel like a badass, learn some cool moves, and help combat the evil Assassin scourge. Sign up now and we'll remove the cameras from your ceilings that you mistook for cats!

    (No, this message wasn't inspired by a surprising rise in casualties that unlike SOME companies can easily fix with a new wave of interns that obviously don't have pattern recognition skills).

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