Why spend all day punching flashing question mark blocks hoping for a magic mushroom when you can get that power-up right away by making it yourself!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 8:32 AM
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Sadly, the paint actually makes the energy drink tastier.
You may also take the other half of the styrofoam sphere and put it at the top of a bottle of cyanide. INSTANT POISON MUSHROOM!
Just make sure to draw the angry eyebrows on it before you forget which is which.
And ive been saving princess's like some chump when i could of just made one of these
…and it really, really works!
But…but… Super Shrooms make you bigger, not faster!
Peach: "Well for God's sake, get him a shroom, then!"
I don't always use video game power ups, but when I do, I prefer mana potion.
<img src="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/mana_energy_potion_sixpack.jpg">
Stay thirsty my friends.
Oops.
Or else you can kiss your Fireball spell goodbye.
ONLY REAL PLUMMAH'S EAT ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOMS
So how do I make a Fire Flower?
The only problem is that Five-Hour Energy tastes like poo, not mushrooms.
Too late?
You have 88 minutes to live.
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR PLUMBERS!
PLUMBERGY!!
Make that 61 minutes… have fun
Not to mention your holy auras too
IT'LL MAKE YOU JUMP HIGHER THEN KENYANS!
Set a red bull on fire.
If that mushroom lasts 5 hours, then how long 1-UP Mushroom will take??
One, two, skip a few, 61.
Obligatory.
Powerrunning, powerjumping, powersleeping, powersaving princesses, you'll have so many princesses, 400 PRINCESSES.
6 hours! Because six is one up from… from five…
…ok, I'm off my game today. I can't make funny. I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the Penalty Box.
If only the real mushrooms lasted 5 hours, that'd be way more predictable than going away when one gets hurt.
Not in Mario Kart!
I need one of those
YOU'LL BE JUMPING SO HIGH, YOUR BOSS WILL BE LIKE "doooooooooon't juuuuuuuuuummp". BUT YOU'LL BE LIKE "FUCK YOU" AND JUMP ON HIS HEAD WITH YOUR
[-[ENERGY FEEET]-]
(Obligatory caps)
oh god, that pun just hurt my brain and now I forgot what a girl looks like. yeah go sit in the Penalty Box and think about what you did.
Enough for another lifetime I'd bet… starting with a death
In my head I heard that in a MST3K voice.
When I DO, I prefer health potions. Cause without your tank, its time for a TPK.
Sides, only sissies are mages anyway. Real men use blades.
Warning: eating this mushroom will get you high, however, you will only live long enough for it to wreck your stomach and vomit up your lungs.
Excuse me, I'll keep that in mind while I turn your PC into a golem and have it sing "right in the fuhrer's face".
*Throws an Apple at you* Sorry, your respawn timer is on a 24 hour limit now. *uses vanish and slinks away*
This shit is so great that you won't even have to use your yoshi to make that jump, hell you'll be so hyper you'll run up to boswer and kick him in the balls….twice!
I don't know about you, but I make my artificial mushrooms using Atomic Punch.
Wait…
What about Mega Mushroom?
I will bet it will be shorter than regular one.
Yo dawg, I heard you like power-ups. So I took a power-up and made it look like another power-up so you can get even more powered-up.
Why get your powerup fix from mushrooms or a strange energy drink whose effects of bringing "people to life" strongly resemble a formula made by the company of a certain bast- er, monocle and top hat wearing logo when you can now undergo Animus sessions for FREE. That's right, experience a strange world, feel like a badass, learn some cool moves, and help combat the evil Assassin scourge. Sign up now and we'll remove the cameras from your ceilings that you mistook for cats!
(No, this message wasn't inspired by a surprising rise in casualties that unlike SOME companies can easily fix with a new wave of interns that obviously don't have pattern recognition skills).
too soon?
Too true!
You make your own princesses? o_0
Yeah yeah! Interocitor represent!
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Apple is immune to disease damage, silly Shatman. It's Windows that take extra damage from disease!
…You're doing it wrong.