How To Make Your Own Magic Mushroom

Why spend all day punching flashing question mark blocks hoping for a magic mushroom when you can get that power-up right away by making it yourself!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 8:32 AM 
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45 Responses to “How To Make Your Own Magic Mushroom”

  1. Taiho on December 7th, 2010 8:38 am

    Sadly, the paint actually makes the energy drink tastier.

  2. Vabolo on December 7th, 2010 8:39 am

    You may also take the other half of the styrofoam sphere and put it at the top of a bottle of cyanide. INSTANT POISON MUSHROOM!

    Just make sure to draw the angry eyebrows on it before you forget which is which.

  3. rory_m on December 7th, 2010 8:54 am

    And ive been saving princess's like some chump when i could of just made one of these

  4. chuckpebble on December 7th, 2010 9:24 am

    …and it really, really works!

  5. Hejiru on December 7th, 2010 9:32 am

    But…but… Super Shrooms make you bigger, not faster!

    Peach: "Well for God's sake, get him a shroom, then!"

  6. Fai57 on December 7th, 2010 9:39 am

    I don't always use video game power ups, but when I do, I prefer mana potion.

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    Stay thirsty my friends.

  7. Mr Plen on December 7th, 2010 9:42 am


  8. Shatman on December 7th, 2010 9:51 am

    Or else you can kiss your Fireball spell goodbye.

  9. Dimomarg on December 7th, 2010 9:58 am


  10. Darth_Destro on December 7th, 2010 10:11 am

    So how do I make a Fire Flower?

  11. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 10:16 am

    The only problem is that Five-Hour Energy tastes like poo, not mushrooms.

  12. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 10:17 am

    Too late?

  13. Master Eraqus on December 7th, 2010 11:22 am

    You have 88 minutes to live.

  14. GameboyPATH on December 7th, 2010 11:36 am



  15. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2010 11:50 am

    Make that 61 minutes… have fun

  16. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2010 11:55 am

    Not to mention your holy auras too

  17. Combatbeaver on December 7th, 2010 12:15 pm


  18. GameboyPATH on December 7th, 2010 12:57 pm

    Set a red bull on fire.

  19. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2010 1:05 pm

    If that mushroom lasts 5 hours, then how long 1-UP Mushroom will take??

  20. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 1:24 pm

    One, two, skip a few, 61.

  21. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 1:25 pm
  22. Jade Catima on December 7th, 2010 1:28 pm

    Powerrunning, powerjumping, powersleeping, powersaving princesses, you'll have so many princesses, 400 PRINCESSES.

  23. Hejiru on December 7th, 2010 1:30 pm

    6 hours! Because six is one up from… from five…

    …ok, I'm off my game today. I can't make funny. I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the Penalty Box.

  24. BoxeyBrown on December 7th, 2010 2:06 pm

    If only the real mushrooms lasted 5 hours, that'd be way more predictable than going away when one gets hurt.

  25. Zyquux on December 7th, 2010 2:11 pm

    Not in Mario Kart!

  26. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2010 2:18 pm

    I need one of those

  27. Jerenator on December 7th, 2010 2:19 pm

    [-[ENERGY FEEET]-]

    (Obligatory caps)

  28. primedawg9170 on December 7th, 2010 2:28 pm

    oh god, that pun just hurt my brain and now I forgot what a girl looks like. yeah go sit in the Penalty Box and think about what you did.

  29. Deep Thought on December 7th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Enough for another lifetime I'd bet… starting with a death

  30. Shawn Handyside on December 7th, 2010 2:53 pm

    In my head I heard that in a MST3K voice.

  31. DM1293 on December 7th, 2010 3:11 pm

    When I DO, I prefer health potions. Cause without your tank, its time for a TPK.

    Sides, only sissies are mages anyway. Real men use blades.

  32. DM1293 on December 7th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Warning: eating this mushroom will get you high, however, you will only live long enough for it to wreck your stomach and vomit up your lungs.

  33. Shatman on December 7th, 2010 4:16 pm

    Excuse me, I'll keep that in mind while I turn your PC into a golem and have it sing "right in the fuhrer's face".

  34. DM1293 on December 7th, 2010 4:26 pm

    *Throws an Apple at you* Sorry, your respawn timer is on a 24 hour limit now. *uses vanish and slinks away*

  35. Yoshi_Dino on December 7th, 2010 5:12 pm

    This shit is so great that you won't even have to use your yoshi to make that jump, hell you'll be so hyper you'll run up to boswer and kick him in the balls….twice!

  36. Fearow on December 7th, 2010 5:55 pm

    I don't know about you, but I make my artificial mushrooms using Atomic Punch.

  37. MasterLuigi452 on December 7th, 2010 6:06 pm

    What about Mega Mushroom?
    I will bet it will be shorter than regular one.

  38. Twilizer on December 7th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Yo dawg, I heard you like power-ups. So I took a power-up and made it look like another power-up so you can get even more powered-up.

  39. TheKingOfGraves on December 7th, 2010 7:14 pm

    Why get your powerup fix from mushrooms or a strange energy drink whose effects of bringing "people to life" strongly resemble a formula made by the company of a certain bast- er, monocle and top hat wearing logo when you can now undergo Animus sessions for FREE. That's right, experience a strange world, feel like a badass, learn some cool moves, and help combat the evil Assassin scourge. Sign up now and we'll remove the cameras from your ceilings that you mistook for cats!

    (No, this message wasn't inspired by a surprising rise in casualties that unlike SOME companies can easily fix with a new wave of interns that obviously don't have pattern recognition skills).

  40. killercartoons on December 7th, 2010 8:33 pm

    too soon?

  41. killercartoons on December 7th, 2010 8:34 pm

    Too true!

  42. killercartoons on December 7th, 2010 8:34 pm

    You make your own princesses? o_0

  43. chuckpebble on December 8th, 2010 10:55 am

    Yeah yeah! Interocitor represent!

  44. FBSword on December 8th, 2010 9:32 pm

    I lol'd

  45. AManWithACloak on March 19th, 2011 1:13 am

    Apple is immune to disease damage, silly Shatman. It's Windows that take extra damage from disease!

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