Why upgrade your level one sentry when you can simply program it to deliver a BOOT TO THE HEAD?
By Samuel Gompers
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2010 · 4:32 AM
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Categories: Anime, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Kickin' It, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (64 Comments) |
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Level one sentry chasing people around and kicking them in the head (propably after successful hit they begin to shoot)? Is this that new TF2 beta or something? ( ;P )
Remember that time when Sentries used to SHOOT people instead of leaving their posts and chasing them? Yeah me neither.
Sentry: Gotta move myself on up!
Engie: Move up Gear!
Life as a sentry has become harder now since nobody plays the objective anymore. Everyone just stays in their spawn and trade hats (Booker, 2010)
Seems like the Scout…
*shades*
got BONKED
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A Naruto reference and Team Fortress 2…TOGETHER?!? I can't BELIEVE IT!!!
DATTEBAYO!
That sentry is known as dustbowl's own handsome devil.
The Sentry needs it's own Hat…
Looks like the Scout
*shades*
Can't believe it either
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*shot*
sentry:NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to completely dominate every match? The answer: a completely unfair sentry that can not only shoot people but also roundhouse kick them.
*cue nosebleed*
I, the Engineer, being of sound mind and body, divide my estate as follows. To my overly ecstatic rival, the blu Scout, I leave a sentry to the head.
Sentry-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Having no skills with any guns the Sentry opt to using hand to hand combat.
Jumping the gun takes on a whole new meaning in the Team Fortress world…
It's the only way to take the lead (hoorah for puns that make no sense when you actually say them!).
Aren't you supposed to be on vacation (the whole reason I'm substituting for you)?!
I found an internet connection up here in the mountains of Unspecifiedberg. I don't know why the locals were so intent on trying to hide it from me, but I've taught them not to do it again! Anyways, I've got to catch a train in order to make my boat (it's called The Demeter or something like that), so guess I'll just say this: Keep up the good work and I'll be back soon.
Scout: NEED A DISPENSER HERE BELIEVE IT! MEDIC BELIEVE IT! MEDIC MEDIC! BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT!
Spam that fifty times over and you get an idea why it is not good to cross those two franchises further.
EDIT: WHAT IS THIS?! I got a +2 and my epeen went down by four?!
Halolz tagteaming?
You can do that?
It also leaves everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream.
It'll probably end up with me playing a foil character with my shades of grey morality to Ace's black and "holy shit I'm staring into the abyss" one after his vacation ends, but I don't see any specified rules stopping us from doing this.
Of course, we're also looking for 2 last face card with separate suits if anyone else wants to join in on the insane business avatars shtick (Applicants must have questionable morals at best, a trait common to most Halolzers, and supply their own lawyer/bail).
And a sentry to the head, and one for Pyro and the wimp!
Sentry-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
if only there were a green team. I could make a Gai-sensei joke.
Dispenser: NEED A SENTRY HERE!
Well when you told me there was a new weapon called the "Gunslinger", I didn't know it was literal.
And one for Heavy and the Medic… XD
But still, you are my rival and you've admired my Chieftain's Challenge and because I no longer need it…
…I leave a sentry to the head.
Some one needs to make a Naruto skin for Scout and replace the MEDIC! sound file with BELIEVE IT!
Also: Welcome to the E-peencalypse.
And another one for the Heavy and the Nazi.
I thought the sentry was attached to the scout at first. Made me think how awesome it would be to be able to attach one to a teammates back and then send them into battle…
Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!
And there's one more thing for everyone: a lifetime supply of dispensers.
Scout: NEED AN ASPIRIN HERE!
Oh boy! What colour?
Sentry to the head.
WHAT IS THIS E-peencalypse™ AND HOW DO I USE TIME-TRAVEL TO FIX IT AND BECOME AN HERO?!
ERECTIN' A DISPUNSER!
Aspirin: NEED SOME WATER HERE!
Executor: Next, to my alcoholic teammate…
Demo: Ach, I don't want no Sentry to the head!
Ex: To dear Demo, who has never capped a point in his drunken life…
D: I'm coverin' up mah head!
Ex: I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest scrumpy.
D: …Realleh?!
Ex: And a sentry to the head.
*impact noises*
…and another for Heavy and the Nazi.
…..God damn it, Nappa…
You okay, Vegeta?
You must attach a lightning rod to a sports car and get struck by lightning while travelling at 88 mph.
For more information on the E-peencalypse, see the comments on this submission or any of the past few submissions.
I'm gonna grow up to be the next Pyrokage. MMPH HUDDA!
…And now, to my dog, the Guard dog, I leave my entire wide sentry to the head.
*distant whimper noise*
And finally to the Spy who helped me on this will, I leave not a sentry to the head, but a rabid homicidal Pryo to be placed in his trousers…?! AAAUUGGHH OOOH OWW OWW OWW AND I LEAVE MY ENTIRE ESTATE OF TEN MILLION SCRAP METAL TO THE PEOPLE OF DUSTBOWL SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO MOVE SOMEWHERE DECENT!!
im not giving up my monocle
its taken me forever to reach +69 epeen only to be robbed a few weeks later
Heh, that's a laugh. *chugs scrumpy*
But unfortunately…Captain Falcon didnt know about spys…and his apprentice blew up a few hours after killing its engie…on a side note
SENTRYS DOING KICKS!(how did i do?first time with this…)
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7678/crabspy2….
SPY SENSEI
(MS paint sucks i need to get Photoshop again.)
Looks like im going to have to Forward Forward Jab Short Fierce
*Grabs you*
*20 HIT RAPE*
Water: NEED A CUP HERE!
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY E-PEEN DROPPED BY HALF?
Just an aneurysm from the stupidity.
Because the internet gods ruined all our plans.
The engineers been reading the holy gaible http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=1954…
apparently street fighter references are unappreciated, even though that sentry is clearly in the middle of a spinning kick.
Okay I've thought of a third and fourth for your poker table:
Queen: Aperture Science
Jack: Shinra Electric Company
I'm not willing to lose my identity to join your "corporate America" though
kind of relevent http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.as…