Another tune by EnigmaEvocative, this time starring Heavy Cruz (and Medacris) singing Taio Cruz’s Break Your Heart. Are they a match for Scout’s BoinK BonK?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2010 · 3:02 PM
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WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN?!
Even better than the original.
Looks like Heavy Weapon's Guy is…
*Shades*
Having a feeling…
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
…I need an adult?
Oh…you touch my Sasha.
I'm guessing this is what they played at the engineer dance party.
This submission would be MUCH funnier to me if i hadn't found Heavy x Medic rule 34 style while searching TF2 images.
Well, back to therapy.
catchy song, but… I can not help but notice the word play =_=;
"You cannot hide from my love for you!"
That just made me imagine the Heavy running around hugging enemies to death…
Pelvic thrust to this song.
Feel dead inside.
YOUR GUN!
IT IZ SO SMALL!
epic… i need this for a ringtone…
Stolen directly from description
[Medacris]
Medic!
Standing near the point does nothing!
Hrsh, is there a point to your lives?
Healing leaves little time for the hurting.
Was ist los? The heavy is a spy!
Left left! Incoming!
My skill is wasted on this team!
Would you like a second opinion?
You are also ugly!
[Heavy Cruz]
Listen to me baby (nom nom nom)
You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom)
I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom)
Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom)
Not big surprise. Hah!
Sandvich and meeeeeee
Going to beeeat your aaaassss
Cry some more, ahahaaa!
You mean nothing now.
Your luck has run out.
Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2
I am very happy (nom nom nom)
Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!)
Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom)
We'll have good times! (nom nom nom)
Ppppppoot dispenser here!
What siiick maaaan
Sends baaaaabies to fight me?
I feel alive! (hahaa!)
You are great doctor. (Danke!)
I love this doctor!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
[Medacris]
Hahahahaaaa!
Turn your head and cough!
Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf!
Eins, zwei, ahh…
Losing is verboten!
Burrito! Gesundheit!
Doctor-assisted homicide!
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Hello Frauleins!
[Heavy Cruz]
What, you cannot beat me baby,
You are not so good as you think.
What, medic make me strong
The burning you feel? It is me.
What, I have plan for you
You cannot hide from my love for you!
What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!
I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Come on!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Faggot!
What was that? I am going to kill you!
Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe.
Negatory. That heavy is a faggot!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Soldier! You are dead!
TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.
It requires $400,000 worth of audio equipment to allow me sing like this… for 12 seconds
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In other news… WTF! my E-Peen went from 96 to 43?
+5 fist pumps
I've spammed this on the Halolz server many a time. It's still my favorite of Enigma's songs.
Just once, I'd like to see a TF2mix that isn't of a shitty mainstream song being posted on Halolz. I mean, I've seen some of great songs and the only ones that make it here are songs I avoid like the plague.
I throw my fists up in the air sometimes, sayin'
AYOOOOOO, playin' Dustbowl
I wanna eat sandvich and gain some life, sayin'
AYOOOOOO, kill that Pyro
Cuz we gon' cap this point, we gon' break his Targe
We gon' get beefed up by an ubercharge
Because I told you once, now I told you twice
We gon' rocket jump, hope we don't get sniped.
Quite. I love hearing these on the server :D
Did you know, that some guy called Taio Cruz made a parody of this song? It's called "Break Your Heart", or something..
You see, this site needs more audio remixes.
In other news, HOW THE HELL DID I GET ONLY 41 E-PEEN?
SHAWN, YOU DUN GOOF'D