Another tune by EnigmaEvocative, this time starring Heavy Cruz (and Medacris) singing Taio Cruz’s Break Your Heart. Are they a match for Scout’s BoinK BonK?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2010 · 3:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (171 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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83 Responses to “[AUDIO] Heavy Cruz – Touch Your Gun”

  1. _Nate_ on December 6th, 2010 3:07 pm

    WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
    WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN?!

  2. Annonith on December 6th, 2010 3:13 pm

    Even better than the original.

  3. Twilizer on December 6th, 2010 3:23 pm

    Looks like Heavy Weapon's Guy is…
    *Shades*
    Having a feeling…

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  4. TheKingOfGraves on December 6th, 2010 3:31 pm

    …I need an adult?

  5. Grammar Nazi Ghost on December 6th, 2010 3:32 pm

    Oh…you touch my Sasha.

  6. doepker on December 6th, 2010 3:42 pm

    I'm guessing this is what they played at the engineer dance party.

  7. Mentlegen on December 6th, 2010 4:06 pm

    This submission would be MUCH funnier to me if i hadn't found Heavy x Medic rule 34 style while searching TF2 images.

    Well, back to therapy.

  8. Ataeru on December 6th, 2010 4:27 pm

    catchy song, but… I can not help but notice the word play =_=;

  9. Spolin on December 6th, 2010 4:44 pm

    "You cannot hide from my love for you!"

    That just made me imagine the Heavy running around hugging enemies to death…

  10. Flamerider on December 6th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Pelvic thrust to this song.

    Feel dead inside.

  11. Tadferd on December 6th, 2010 4:50 pm

    YOUR GUN!
    IT IZ SO SMALL!

  12. meinmattias on December 6th, 2010 5:06 pm

    The quality of this is too good. Some people have awesome hobbies.

  13. Xenrek on December 6th, 2010 5:17 pm

    epic… i need this for a ringtone…

  14. TheChikenMonkey on December 6th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Stolen directly from description

    [Medacris]
    Medic!
    Standing near the point does nothing!
    Hrsh, is there a point to your lives?
    Healing leaves little time for the hurting.
    Was ist los? The heavy is a spy!
    Left left! Incoming!
    My skill is wasted on this team!
    Would you like a second opinion?
    You are also ugly!

    [Heavy Cruz]
    Listen to me baby (nom nom nom)
    You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom)
    I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom)
    Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom)
    Not big surprise. Hah!
    Sandvich and meeeeeee
    Going to beeeat your aaaassss
    Cry some more, ahahaaa!
    You mean nothing now.
    Your luck has run out.

    Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

    Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2

    I am very happy (nom nom nom)
    Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!)
    Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom)
    We'll have good times! (nom nom nom)
    Ppppppoot dispenser here!

    What siiick maaaan
    Sends baaaaabies to fight me?
    I feel alive! (hahaa!)
    You are great doctor. (Danke!)
    I love this doctor!

    And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

    [Medacris]
    Hahahahaaaa!
    Turn your head and cough!
    Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf!
    Eins, zwei, ahh…
    Losing is verboten!
    Burrito! Gesundheit!
    Doctor-assisted homicide!
    Can you feel the schadenfreude?
    Hello Frauleins!

    [Heavy Cruz]
    What, you cannot beat me baby,
    You are not so good as you think.
    What, medic make me strong
    The burning you feel? It is me.
    What, I have plan for you
    You cannot hide from my love for you!
    What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!

    I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Come on!

    And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
    It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun

    Faggot!
    What was that? I am going to kill you!
    Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe.
    Negatory. That heavy is a faggot!
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    Soldier! You are dead!
    TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
    NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.

  15. spplmj on December 6th, 2010 5:22 pm

    It requires $400,000 worth of audio equipment to allow me sing like this… for 12 seconds

    —--

    In other news… WTF! my E-Peen went from 96 to 43?

  16. krugun on December 6th, 2010 5:47 pm

    Match for Bonk/Boink? It's blows it out of the water!

  17. Kuffey on December 6th, 2010 5:56 pm

    +5 fist pumps

  18. balmonte on December 6th, 2010 6:43 pm

    I've spammed this on the Halolz server many a time. It's still my favorite of Enigma's songs.

  19. Roflcopter419 on December 6th, 2010 8:45 pm

    Just once, I'd like to see a TF2mix that isn't of a shitty mainstream song being posted on Halolz. I mean, I've seen some of great songs and the only ones that make it here are songs I avoid like the plague.

  20. AuraMaster on December 6th, 2010 10:44 pm

    I throw my fists up in the air sometimes, sayin'
    AYOOOOOO, playin' Dustbowl

    I wanna eat sandvich and gain some life, sayin'
    AYOOOOOO, kill that Pyro

    Cuz we gon' cap this point, we gon' break his Targe
    We gon' get beefed up by an ubercharge

    Because I told you once, now I told you twice
    We gon' rocket jump, hope we don't get sniped.

  21. Vlauer on December 7th, 2010 11:24 am

    Did you know, that some guy called Taio Cruz made a parody of this song? It's called "Break Your Heart", or something..

  22. Onecanofsprite on December 7th, 2010 4:13 pm

    You see, this site needs more audio remixes.

    In other news, HOW THE HELL DID I GET ONLY 41 E-PEEN?
    SHAWN, YOU DUN GOOF'D

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