Another tune by EnigmaEvocative, this time starring Heavy Cruz (and Medacris) singing Taio Cruz’s Break Your Heart. Are they a match for Scout’s BoinK BonK?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 6, 2010 · 3:02 PM
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WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN?!
Even better than the original.
Looks like Heavy Weapon's Guy is…
*Shades*
Having a feeling…
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
…I need an adult?
Oh…you touch my Sasha.
mmmm….my real big gun.
I'm guessing this is what they played at the engineer dance party.
Heavy: I am adult!
They always are.
This submission would be MUCH funnier to me if i hadn't found Heavy x Medic rule 34 style while searching TF2 images.
Well, back to therapy.
And ZIS, iz my wife!
*Points to Sasha*
Mmm…my Sandvich…waitwhat.
Even in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia, words say you.
AND ZIS, IS OUR SON *points to a Gunslinger*
…He's not adopted.
NOW WITH HOME MADE VINTAGE MAYO
catchy song, but… I can not help but notice the word play =_=;
AND ZIS, iz my best friend
*points to plate where sandvich was*
He iz alwayz taking off, though…
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
But ze refill gauge tells him ven to come back!
AND MY VINTAGE HOME MADE KETCHUP.
*Slits wrist*
If Sasha is his wife, then who's that? *points to Blu sentry*
Zat is her Aunt Delilah.
She iz a mean one. Alvays vith ze rockets!
"You cannot hide from my love for you!"
That just made me imagine the Heavy running around hugging enemies to death…
Pelvic thrust to this song.
Feel dead inside.
YOUR GUN!
IT IZ SO SMALL!
And that reminds me of that TF2ware mod. Specifically, the minigame where they basically do exactly that.
And much gun touching ensued that day.
The quality of this is too good. Some people have awesome hobbies.
In Soviet Russia, Things in Soviet Russia are completely normal.
In Soviet Russia, Normal completes you!
In Soviet Russia, Sense makes you!
I guess you could say what just you said was
(puts on sunglasses)
Unfunny
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
epic… i need this for a ringtone…
Stolen directly from description
[Medacris]
Medic!
Standing near the point does nothing!
Hrsh, is there a point to your lives?
Healing leaves little time for the hurting.
Was ist los? The heavy is a spy!
Left left! Incoming!
My skill is wasted on this team!
Would you like a second opinion?
You are also ugly!
[Heavy Cruz]
Listen to me baby (nom nom nom)
You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom)
I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom)
Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom)
Not big surprise. Hah!
Sandvich and meeeeeee
Going to beeeat your aaaassss
Cry some more, ahahaaa!
You mean nothing now.
Your luck has run out.
Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2
I am very happy (nom nom nom)
Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!)
Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom)
We'll have good times! (nom nom nom)
Ppppppoot dispenser here!
What siiick maaaan
Sends baaaaabies to fight me?
I feel alive! (hahaa!)
You are great doctor. (Danke!)
I love this doctor!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
[Medacris]
Hahahahaaaa!
Turn your head and cough!
Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf!
Eins, zwei, ahh…
Losing is verboten!
Burrito! Gesundheit!
Doctor-assisted homicide!
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Hello Frauleins!
[Heavy Cruz]
What, you cannot beat me baby,
You are not so good as you think.
What, medic make me strong
The burning you feel? It is me.
What, I have plan for you
You cannot hide from my love for you!
What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!
I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Come on!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Faggot!
What was that? I am going to kill you!
Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe.
Negatory. That heavy is a faggot!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Soldier! You are dead!
TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.
It requires $400,000 worth of audio equipment to allow me sing like this… for 12 seconds
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In other news… WTF! my E-Peen went from 96 to 43?
E-peen apocalypse. People with a small number of comments got screwed.
Guess you could…
Match for Bonk/Boink? It's blows it out of the water!
Isn't that the point of the internet? To completly ruin everything we hold near and dear to us and slowly drive us all insane?
+5 fist pumps
Then who is THIS!
<img src="http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/natascha.png">
Does she have the red hair?
Sasha doesn't know that, now quiet you! or heavy will get a divorce
I've spammed this on the Halolz server many a time. It's still my favorite of Enigma's songs.
Indeed, many people were born in Soviet Russia, with Sense and Mistakes being their mother and father, respectively.
I guess you could say that there's
(shades)
a rather upsetting lack of humorous CSI jokes in this post.
UNFORTUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm keeping the top hat.
so what if i never had a boner in the snow.
Shes rel="nofollow">just a friend.
The internet has to try harder, because the only thing I can think of that was ruined for me is rel="nofollow">Fuck You, and that was ruined by the radio (with help from Glee).
I wish you the best with a forget you? What the fuck is a forget you? When was it even a noun!?
To be fair, the internet has ruined some stuff for me, but nothing I hold dear to me.
<img src="http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9153/creepytoystorywoody9.jpg" alt="Woody face">
As a bonus, meet my childhood's doom: Revoltech Woody.
Obviously found on the internets.
Doesn't Sasha regularly browse Halolz?
Just once, I'd like to see a TF2mix that isn't of a shitty mainstream song being posted on Halolz. I mean, I've seen some of great songs and the only ones that make it here are songs I avoid like the plague.
And I was so close to 100… Oh well, I only went down 1.
1: Make Touhou comments
2: ???
3: PROFIT!
4: 100 E-peen!
I throw my fists up in the air sometimes, sayin'
AYOOOOOO, playin' Dustbowl
I wanna eat sandvich and gain some life, sayin'
AYOOOOOO, kill that Pyro
Cuz we gon' cap this point, we gon' break his Targe
We gon' get beefed up by an ubercharge
Because I told you once, now I told you twice
We gon' rocket jump, hope we don't get sniped.
Heavy loves the RED hair
I never left…I've been there ever since I visited /b/ for the first time ._.
It's not like you can have her!
Quite. I love hearing these on the server :D
If that's the case, than what about Iron Kurtain since she DID came first.
heheheh, came first.
The sad part is that the TF2mixes are better than the original….
When it comes to CSI jokes, I think we need…
*Dangeresque Shades*
a Demo.
The Internet, she be a scary mistress.
Dayum mine went from 75 to 11 :C
Not that I care http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.dev…
Did you know, that some guy called Taio Cruz made a parody of this song? It's called "Break Your Heart", or something..
My favorite ayo is this: I like to troll the Internet sometimes, singing
AYOOOOOOO, I'm an a**hole….
You see, this site needs more audio remixes.
In other news, HOW THE HELL DID I GET ONLY 41 E-PEEN?
SHAWN, YOU DUN GOOF'D
Are you ChoZo?
Relevant: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Clever, good material, the dangeresque shades being for the demoman makes this work. You just forgot the
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
oh shit
Gentleman… Behold!
Looks eerily similar to a certain "Painis Cupcake"… His ancestor maybe?
I must object to your use of a gentleman shark without first obtaining the e-peen necessary to maintain it
I remember when heavy first touched MY gun…
It's beginning to look a lot like dustbowl?
Gah! I knew I forgot something. Ah well, thanks for the compliment!
Oh dear it seems this fine gentleman's electronic phallus has diminished from great heights to a size of moderate adequacy.
I hadn't realized there was a set e-peen required. I've just changed it, though it hasn't shown up for some reason…
EDIT: New one showing up now…however is all my comments only have +'s how is it that my peen has gone down from when I started?
E-Peen Apocalypse…
Also…
OMFG I'VE BEEN TROLLED AGAIN!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=457324…
nope
So, Aunt Delilah, what's it like in New York City?