RAI SAY, GOOD SHOW OLD CHAP!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2010 · 5:24 PM
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Rai Chu gotta say that Dawg?
♪ I'm Not Gonna Rai Chu A Love Song, Cause You Asked For It ♪
What do ye say? Do I have an unholy odor or am I just that attractive?
It is safe to say, old bean, that my Portable Atrocity with a genus and phylum similar to that of regularly small rodents is of the highest value and it is also of an incredibly top percentage, in my humble, yet precise opinion.
I do believe that this Raichu is the most gentlemanly Raichu i have ever seen. Plus that mustache he's sporting is pretty kick ass.
If I had to Pik a chu, this chu would be the one. No contest.
Indeed, good sir,
verily I must agree with thine statement
that mustache looks like Ron DeLite's hair. e-e
also, only toffs stick their pinkies out. he isn't a real gentleman! :C
I say, the new evolutions in Black and White truly are outstanding. Not only do your Pokemon get stronger, the learn civility as well. Remarkable.
Where art thou diety at this momment of time?
Edit: Gah! was at 65 E-peen, then 48…..what have I done do deserve such punishment!
You know, I never liked that song. The joke is fine, but the song itself is pretty terrible.
It's both adorable and dapper
…my god
The way I heard it was "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song, 'cause you Ash Furret."
Indeed, my jolt of electricity doth bring all the pokemon of the avian variety to my abode's front lawn, and once they experience this, they exclaim "barrwhaahjdhh".
…. SHIRT!
Aha, but my dear Sir Joseph, your small violet-hued rodentia was no match for my cyan reptilian friend and his violent discharge of saliva.
Shouldn't his monocle be popping off his face when he says that?
I concur. *sips tea*
…CAN'T… UN-SEE…
Congratulations, good sir! Your small yellow rodentia has grown in the sense of the great Charles Darwin, and is now ever stronger! It would also appear that your new portable atrocity wishes to learn a more powerful ability that could be likened to a streak of lightening across the sky, but sadly it already retains the maximum capacity of knowledge for such skills. Shall you choose to re-educate him so that he may learn this new skill and add it to his repertoire of abilities?
Egad, you chaps are barking up the wrong Treecko. The REAL winners here are these scrumptios biscuits and tea. *sips tea* Oh, I SAY! This tea is indubitably splendiforous!
quite…
*goes to polish monocle that had, until recently, been located on my person*
*realizes the lack of gentlemanly attire*
drat.
WHERE ARE MY PUN MAKING SKILLS WHEN I NEED THEM.
Classy electric rodent is classy.
In other words, Joey's Ratatta, TOP FUCKEN PERCENTILE!
*runs off with a bag*
Oh, but your sky-colored reptile doth not stand a chance against the power held by mine new leaf topped portable atrocity with the skill to project sharpened leaved from said appendage.
If I only knew the species to which it belonged….
You should really get that checked.
-Hands him a spare tinted monocle- Better, old bean?
I feel as if I should say something classy right now… Oh well, maybe next time.
*single nod* Gentlemen
The civility is spreading!
All I have to say is that I want that top hat more than anything in the world right now. I mean LOOK AT IT.
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Where does everyone get all these monocles? Like seriously, I might need one in real life because one of my eyes is slightly worse than the other.
INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!
Has a nice Ursaring to it.
<img src="http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/voice_compare/481.jpg">
Obligatory.
YES!
A monocle, top hat and he even adorns an oddly quaint cup of tea. Truly. The finest among gentlemen.
You must review thine work, for it has become apparent that the jesting nature of our sophisticated dialog has been spoiled by the likes of thee.
+ 1 just for the Xana Avatar ( I loved code lyoko :D)
I daresay, I wish my orange-hued rodent was dressed in such gentlemanly attire, but alas, it does not have the class to even deserve it. In fact, right now it is nibbling it's bum.
Ofcourse I shall! And in order for my creature to acquire this new ability, I shall have him instantly cease recalling the whipping of the tail that, whenst whipped in the appropriate fashion, causes the recipients natural defenses to be lowered by a notch or two.
*polishes loaned monocle*
thank you… now where was I.
Oh yes… quite, for that is the nature of music that is of unsavory quality. Any positive value to society that it lacks of it's own accord society then donates through the nature of the parody
*finishes polishing monocle*
Now that I have spoken my piece.
*hands back monocle*
Much obliged, sir.
It seems to be a member of the sauropod family, which belongs to the family large, scaly behemoths called dinosaurs.
It seems that all of your portable atrocities have no advantage over the atrocity that I hold in my possession. The handed specter of a violet hue in my ownership has the better of your respected atrocities of the gentlemanly nature
Comparable to the Mudkip of Gentlemanly stature, emblazoned with top hat and cane, who graced this distinguished gathering ground of the Internet with his presence.
+1 for knowledge I did not possess.
+1 to a fellow fan of what was easily the best cartoon I ever knew.
Before the E-peenoclypse I was going to put a monocle on the eye when I hit 69. Now I've got to work back to the 52p that I used to have >_>
As it appears they also seem to gain the ability to preform feats of combat upon two-wheeled motorized vehicles.
You'll have to go back to the First Day if you want to catch me! *runs out of town past the guard who doesnt bother stopping me* Sakaan strikes again!
It is no match for my large ungulate whom ancient Japanese peoples worshipped as a god of creation. Your small sauropd may grow to be many tens of metres in length, but mine atrocity shall simply cause such damage to your dinosaurian colleage that both of our persons will have to refer to the action as an act of sex whereupon one of the parties is unwilling to copulate.
*sips tea and adjusts laser-equipped monocle*
Perhaps comparable to, but not equal to. For when a Mudkip grows up, the Raichu will have to resort to techniques which do not corespond with its element. Such as the technique known as "Slam".
BOLLY GOOD SHOW THERE CHAP.
*trips said rascalian into the mud and hands him over to the authorities*
I do believe that this container is somehow filled with your abillities to create jokes.
*gives the container to Alpar*
Now I must go.
ZF became confused!
ZF used smoke ball.
ZF got away safely!
Drats! Foiled again! I will have my revenge one day Kam!
ZF used smoke ball!
ZF got away safely!
Never a problem.
i can only wonder if he is wearing pants or not, ala donald duck and other pantless animals.
The unusual child of the CSI and Gentleman memes has been born.
First you'd need to talk to an optometrist about what strength lenses you'd need.
Jolly good!!!
Indeed. I believe this rapscallion must be educated in the ways of proper conduct whilst within a gentlemenly conversation among our many allies within this great site of comidical and discussional purposes.
The only time I'd ever pikachu is if you turned into a scantily clad naked female.
Same here. O_e
..you can't be both naked and scantily.
can you?
21+ people agree Shawn… MAKE IT HAPPEN! :U
Sir, I must protest to your supposed usage of a deity when fighting commonly found atrocities… such usage could be considered, as is said in the common vernacular, OP.
In the fallout of the electronic-phallus apocalypse, I suggest that thou considereth thine commentary with a greater seriousness in the future if thou wisheth to acquire and array thine self in the raiments of a gentlemen. I do not have knowledge of the size of your electronic-phallus prior to the apocalypse, but one's electronic-phallus cannot afford to take a large amount of negative scores on one's commentary.
Fair thee well, good sir, and I wish thee the best of luck with all of thine future endeavors.
This Raichu is top percentage of all gentlemon
New profile pic! Just saying…
I say my good sir! Your words are that of truth!
http://www.tlucretius.net/Sophie/Castle/proper.ht…
this might assist you in understanding the vocabulary that would be deemed necessary for one such as yourself to be considered amongst the ranks of a gentleman, instead of being amongst the lowest of the poor and irish.
Feats of combat upon two-wheeled motorized vehicles?
'Tis sad, that even in these times of crisis, there are those out in this world who would make a comment so utterly horrifying that it renders itself irredeemable. The ability to salvage this post is lost as well, due to the fact that such language in a submission of such a gentlemanly standard would be considered crass and of the most dishonorable personae non grata.
I feel no sympathy for you sir.
In the words of a certain purple-haired swordsman: You'll get no sympathy from me.
Maybe the female is missing most of her skin, showing most of her muscles?
…
O_O
Brain bleach, please.
What if he's fighting for his friends?
Unusual Meme
lvl 9001
Particle effect: shouts 'the game' on occasion.
Hello good sirs, how are Chu?
rai say, care to have a spot of tea in my portable capsule of luxury?
In the perception of the third demension without decending in value.
I say old chaps, I have to point out the fact that specifically for the Portable Atrocity, which, in the Computer Based, Updatable Portable Atrocity Encyclopaedia is numbered 26, Commonly known as Raichu, Gentlemanliness is measured in the SI unit of Electromotive force invented by Alessandro Volta, Volts.
…. CUP!
Do any of my fellow gentlemen know the process in which an infant rodent can possess the ability to charge at the opposition at a high speed while charged with an enourmous amount of voltage but in turn, inflict injuries to equivalent to 33.33% of it's maximum health percentage?
Pardon me, but it is my desire to physically damage you with this large piece of metal attached to a whittled piece of wood with the properties of correcting statements with incorrect grammar due to the fact that you put "the" instead of "they".
It does not matter if your portable atrocities power is mythical, or as some would say, legendary, for my second creature is the feared ROSE-BOVINE! I shall defeat your portable atrocity by having her use her feminine wiles, and then assaulting it with a harsh smashing of her hooves. For no portable atrocity is safe, not even spectres.
Why yes, my fine fellow, I believe I do. You see it all comes down to "the birds and the bees" as they say. You must simply place one of the infants parental figures into the care of the kindly old couple who look after them while you are away, along with placing in a creature of the same type and male gender. As long as the mother has the capacity of knowledge of said swift electrical rush then the infant will have a good chance of knowing it at birth, doubly so if the father knew it as well. However, it all comes down to a flip of the coin.
Alternatively I believe the same outcome can be attained by placing the mother into the care of the kindly old couple with a violet jelly-like creature, but I am not quite sure.
Rai say good sirs, this is an absol-utely superb submission. Not like the trite muk that I have seen, for that doth make me krabby. This is, truly, quite a-mew-sing.
For the most part, good Sir, you are correct. However, you seem to have forgotten the most important element of the conception of an infant rodent who possesses the knowledge of the ability to charge, with a large voltage, at a high velocity towards its opponent. The female rodent (in a male/female rodent pairing) must be holding a certain "Ball of Light" in order for its offspring to possess the aforementioned knowledge. If one of the parental figures is an amorphous blob-like creature, however, an electric rodent of any gender can be paired with it, so long as the electric rodent has possession of the Ball of Light.
If you wish to further your understanding behind the procreation of an infantile rodent who possesses the ability to throw itself at a high velocity, surrounded by electricity of a large voltage, towards its opponent, you should direct your attention to this location on the World Wide Web.
Likewise, if you wish to peruse the details of the Ball of Light, this location on the Internet should suffice.
CORRECTION: If the paternal electric rodent also possess the knowledge to perform said ability, the offspring should also gain that knowledge.
In such occasion, my fellow comrade, I do believe we are on a collision course with destiny and it has foretold our fate that we will end up with our rectums sore of fornication.
A good and humorous wordplay there, dear chap. You comment deserve +1 of worldwide respect.
"'Cause you Nidoran, for Uxie"
It's a stretch, but heck I'll probably be outdone by yet another witty member using better Pokemon names.
Now I do believe that you meant well in intent, however your means of execution seem rather lacking; a whittled, processed piece of wood could never support the large, obtuse and indubitably heavy piece of metal required to form the mighty Grammar Hammer, bringer of lexical justice. Indeed, one wood (pardon the pun) have to find the rare Bloodgoodspelling Planetree, which grows at the peaks of mountains on which the moon shines every night at an angle no lower than 16 degrees and no higher than 25, at altitudes of at least 1200 meters. Its fruit are in the shape of semi-colons. The tree must be cut with a golden spork on every third night, untill it falls; however, the finishing blow must be dealt with an axe composed exclusively of quicksilver, meaning that it must constantly be kept at a temperature of less than -38.83 °C. The trunk should then gradually take the shape of the legendary Hilt of Tagmemics, a key structure of the mighty Grammar Hammer. Only it can support the raw syntax of the Head of Peening, but that's another story entirely.
I really Shuckled at that one, that pun was Absolutely well Exeggcuted.
*Uncloaks, revealing the Gentleman Raichu featured above*
Right behind chu!
Now apply Rule 34 to it.
Curses! I have also been hit by the E-peencolypse!
I must say, my dear fellow, that the violent wind and rainstorm,frequently occurring in the tropical region of Earth, of humorous wordplay whith this commentary is certainly worthy of a positive increase by an integer greater than zero and less than two!
[In response to: SS4FireFox] 1 day ago
"…you can't be both naked and scantily.
can you?"
Yes, yes you can.
See bodypainting:
<img src="http://hotreadsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Abbey-Clancy-2.jpg">
The number has now doubled! It must be so!
Do not lose hope good sirs, for for the good chap known as Raichu can learn the technique know formally as "Grass Knot". Therefore, as the Mudkip grows, then so shall the power of this technique, as the weight of the former grows along with it.
I must disagree. For my godly ungulate has already spawned horrid reptilian monsters. They control space, time, and antimatter respectivly and have ready impregnanted you Rose-Bovine. She shall be the vessel for a monster of incredible might. It shall be known as Mudkip.
2 GIRLS 1…
I don't know why, but this picture reminded me of Amazing Horse.
Thank you Kam! For that, I award this entire roleplay of a convo a +1!
I do believe you mean that his facial hair is fairly "violent lashing out of the lower appendage" "posterior" here, don't you?
Thank you kind sir. I intend to reach the fabled "Three score and nine" electrionic peen. A plus one for you too.
*sips tea*
THIS.
"Good morrow, breeder of portable atrocities and the ringmaster whilst combat occurs between them! I am what many of your kind call a 'Pocket Monster'. What's that? You don't believe that these portable monsters can talk? Balderdash! Nay, I say, for with the aid of the world renowned Bill, founder and creator of the Pokemon storage system, and his quite interesting contraption (which splices deoxyribonucleic acid and rearranges them between two specimen) I was able to somehow acquire the etiquette, mannerism, and overall courtesy of a genuine gentleman. What used to be my prior personality now inhabits my master in the corner, who is now taking a fancy to the electric cables hooked up to the machine."
Well I've definitely found the pic I will use when I reach 69.