I came…
What?
To this city…
Oh.
To listen to a dramatic reading of our Portable Atrocities song!
By TotalHalibut, submitted by Badonk and Stephen
Update: We now have an updated version with background music by akovaski!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 4, 2010 · 8:22 AM
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Categories: Audio Clips, Gentlemen, Nintendo, Pokémon, TV Shows · Leave a comment (48 Comments) |
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British people make the internet go 'round.
Oh god, someone went and did it…
Should I be surprised?
Card games on motorcycles?
I'm not so much surprised as I am thrilled :D
I believe that when everyone first saw this picture they all read it out loud to themselves to see how it sounded
Totalhalibut does it again it seems he has made his way onto halolz
Indubitably, this fictional Japanese portable atrocity-styled electronic online watchable piece of work is as highly good as the ancient written stories of the Odyssey or Beowulf. As well, if submitting fictional Japanese portable atrocity-styled submissions was a contest, I would say that this one was the winner.
*sips tea*
*sips tea*
I say, the numerous bursts of laughter provided by this aurally accompanied image was the desired remedy for this undesirable event concerning our Electrionical Genitalia.
Verily, what you say is truth.
I say, verily am i fond of this chap who announces himself as halibut. For the young man has broadcast many a production featuring the amusement know as "Heavenly Body appertaining to Hostilitycraft" a quite riveting amusement, In which myself and my associates have enjoyed many a reconnaissance.
Indeed. It has affected myself, as well.
Trolls make the internet go 'nsane.
I do say, this act of verbosity, despite its intense abundance of language worthy of 69 Electronic Reputation Points, has failed to humour me due to a lack of instrumentals.
Do you propose that this work requires the use of a ringing instrument associated with bovines?
I have traditional remedies. +1's. Lot's of them.
And Apparently someone was too British and too bored not to record it.
And yet someone -1'd you for that. How unjust!
I shall remedy. *+1's*
I say, I deeply lament the unsettling fact that I am without any devices that enable audible output in order for me to listen to this chap's more than likely incredible recital.
A quandary, this is.
Totalhalibut is epic!!!
What was it that Nietzsche said? "In fighting trolls one must not become a troll himself?" Or was he talking about drummers…
I, too, am in a position of humourless lament. Perhaps at the lack of musical apparatus, perhaps at the hesitation frequently sampled displaying a sense of broken rhythm…I could only entertain 45 seconds of it.
…Remedied like a well-cast Hyper Potion.
Upon first witness of this, I tried to project the lyrics through harmonious phrases. When attempted amongst my peers, I was made a mockery of, and now upon listening to the above submission, I realiize that projecting in a monotone voice would have been the better option.
Well, they did rule a good portion of it for quite some time.
Quite, but while this enjoyable video with verbal accompaniment has been fun, it shall still be noted that the incident involving our virtual virility has still been a problem that will need to be remedied forthwith.
I'm pretty sure it was "He who fights with drummers might take care lest he thereby become a drummer."
I liked the part where he said Portable atrocities.
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Read nicely but…
SONG VERSION NAO!
An emergency string quintet has been dispatched to your location, good sir.
YELLOW PORTABLE ABOMINATION THAT BEARS THE NAME PIKACHU, I HEREBY DECREE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED!
PIKACHU employed an ELECTRICAL CURRENT THAT IS OF A MOST SHOCKING QUALITY, AND MAY BE READILY ASSOCIATED WITH A TREMENDOUS NOISE AKIN TO THUNDER!!
IT IS SUPREME IN ITS EFFECTIVENESS AT DEALING DAMAGE!
As an aside, through the use of sensory organs affiliated with the act of hearing, I have come to understand that you have an appreciative inclination towards Mudkips.
This be dun' gud! Yeehaw!
Oh, aw'm sorreh. There a fancypants con-veen-chun goin' on?
Needed more of this in the background.
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I am highly apologetic, but I must speak my mind and verily proclaim that I prefer the gentlemen translation and version of "meet the spy". The gentlemen in that video seemed to enjoy proclaiming their statements to each other.
I dare say I believe most things sound better when you speak them in a British accent my dear chaps.
The distinct lack of a rhythm to the said recitation turned what was designed as a musical piece into a most humorless lecture. Instrumentation of some design would also have been appreciated.
Good sir, I must inform you that I indeed attempted to process both this music and the original reading through my auditory sensory organs. Alas, the two electronic moving pictures do not proceed at the same rate, creating a disharmonious musical piece.
I have perused the commentary made by members of the community of the Hollow Cylindrical Object of the Second-Person and members of the community of the Laughter of Circular Heavenly Head Toppers and have seen the distinct class differences between the two communities. I dare say that we are of a higher caliber than those uncouth miscreants. Indeed, it is my belief that our mythical brutes that deliver Negative Ones to our commentary are even above the general populace of the Hollow Cylindrical Object of the Second-Person.
I… know you said it was unrelated. I'm not sure why I expected that to be even remotely related.
This
I watched this video before it was featured on Halolz.
DEAR GOD I'VE BECOME A HIPSTER SOMEONE HELP ME!
…and apparently, this one comment was atrocious enough to lower my score by an entire 59 points. Lovely.
Very true. Such hastily diminishing status points leave me hesistant to respond to submissions such as thine placed above. At this moment, I've accounted eight points of mine not in attendence.
*sips tea* Indeed so.
Put this to the music of the original Pokémon theme song? Don't mind if I do. rel="nofollow">
schtum up ye drunken wretch
I am missing twelve of mine.
That was… beautiful!
This will be read at my funeral!
I'm going to go get Man Tissues for my Manly Man Tears.