Straight outta BLU Base

“Straight outta BLU Base is a crazy motha fuckin’ sniper
Kill you faster then a windshield wiper
Kill you with a Huntsman or his sniper gun
Challenge him to a duel? boom He won
Or he’ll hit you with his Tribalsman Shiv
Now you’re bleeding, not long to live”
Screenshot and caption by DavidTrippy, lyrics by PantsAreOptional

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2010 · 11:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (154 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)
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67 Responses to “Straight outta BLU Base”

  1. ooaverage on December 3rd, 2010 11:16 pm

    Killed by Gozer? Where's Bill Murray when you need him?

  2. SS4FireFox on December 3rd, 2010 11:16 pm

    Blu sideee!

  3. Ataeru on December 3rd, 2010 11:17 pm

    *smacks sniper*
    Rap is not music, and being "gangsta" its indecency.
    Grow up and be a gentleman, Until then stay in your corner and think of what you have done.

  4. BasketGT on December 3rd, 2010 11:21 pm

    I like the whole 'hold an arrow with my pinky while doing the old Californian surfing hand sign' thing going on here.

  5. Coodoo on December 3rd, 2010 11:23 pm

    After Shawn had already conjured up a rap based off of this post, the Halolz community was in a panic of what to comment, so to receive their precious +1's.

  6. Tael on December 3rd, 2010 11:26 pm

    I don't think the sniper has realized that he has an arrow through his finger.

  7. DM1293 on December 3rd, 2010 11:46 pm

    I'm going to gut you…*gets huntsman'd*
    Like a cornish game hen.
    *Sniper goes flying*
    *Dead ringer runs out*

    What? You didn't REALLY think he killed me did you?

  8. Beato on December 3rd, 2010 11:46 pm

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    he was just being ironic

  9. ZegenRuki on December 3rd, 2010 11:56 pm

    I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an Australian rapper.

    What would the difference be? One is a sweet gig, and the other's mental sickness!

  10. Master Eraqus on December 3rd, 2010 11:59 pm

    Straight outta BLU base!
    Another crazy ass BLU Heavy.
    More cowards I kill, yo, my rep gets bigger.
    I'm a unstoppable killing machine and you know this.

  11. KamikazeGible on December 4th, 2010 12:24 am

    I don't know what's worse; that you got killed by THAT, or that it will take 11 seconds to respawn.

  12. tstriker1 on December 4th, 2010 12:24 am

    Jessus Christ, what's next, Gangsta Nigga Demonpimp?

  13. Vosur on December 4th, 2010 12:34 am

    I think the Pyro in the background is trying to take up a second job as a janitor.

  14. Deep Thought on December 4th, 2010 12:54 am

    This is why Australia isn't able to have internet… because stuff like THIS happens when they do.

  15. IndianCHAN on December 4th, 2010 1:00 am

    Not even mildly surprised at the amount of rap/hip-hop bashing in these comments.

  16. Beato on December 4th, 2010 1:02 am

    the joke is that he is being ironic
    ^ this was supposed to be in my original comment
    but it was not there, so now i am sssssSSSSSSSSSSSAD D:

  17. Dr. Furry on December 4th, 2010 1:33 am

    wtf is this? no really, can someone explain to me what i'm missing here?

  18. OrionX on December 4th, 2010 1:34 am

    Haters gonna hate, mate.

  19. TCC on December 4th, 2010 1:39 am



    THEN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    …. I'm not the only one who noticed the name was Gozer was I?

  20. AuraMaster on December 4th, 2010 1:40 am

    He looks more like Red Green than a gangster.

  21. BoxeyBrown on December 4th, 2010 4:34 am

    Strait Up Gangsta!

  22. 3K9 on December 4th, 2010 4:51 am

    He is not crazy…….hes keeping his mojo on, kthxbye.

  23. rory_m on December 4th, 2010 6:07 am

    No mum its a gang not a mental sickness

    As long as there are 2 people on the world some haters gonna hate

  24. zeldafan8 on December 4th, 2010 10:38 am

    Is it just me or does that clock in the background look kinda like an archery target?


  25. Crazy_Grimm on December 4th, 2010 10:44 am

    Oh, spirits. It's Compton Ass Terry's cousin: Sidney Ass Sniper!

  26. Sir_Nox on December 4th, 2010 4:00 pm

    I imagine somone beatboxing and the Sniper yelling “Jarate!” at regular intervals in the background.

  27. hey on December 4th, 2010 4:00 pm

    u gaiz r kewl

  28. Sir_Nox on December 4th, 2010 4:01 pm

    I imagine the Sniper beatboxing and yelling "Jarate!" in the background to this.

  29. SS4FireFox on December 4th, 2010 5:00 pm

    ok. who deleted my comment. and why are there only two on this page?

  30. Leckom on December 4th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Killer Bee?(Naruto character)

  31. Galerunner on December 5th, 2010 11:27 am

    Straight outta RED is a hellbent Engie,
    Got a plan for erectin' a Sentry.
    He solves problems, you're one of 'em, son
    Just for you, he'll break out more gun.

  32. Navy_Pheonix on December 5th, 2010 9:31 pm

    Part of me Sincerely hopes that Pyro behind him is a Spy.

    The other part of me slaps the previous one, because that's obviously their spawn room.

  33. Navy_Pheonix on December 6th, 2010 4:21 pm

    Part of me wishes that Pyro behind him was a Spy.

    The other part of me slapped the first one, because that's obviously their spawn.

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