“Straight outta BLU Base is a crazy motha fuckin’ sniper
Kill you faster then a windshield wiper
Kill you with a Huntsman or his sniper gun
Challenge him to a duel? boom He won
Or he’ll hit you with his Tribalsman Shiv
Now you’re bleeding, not long to live”
Screenshot and caption by DavidTrippy, lyrics by PantsAreOptional
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2010 · 11:12 PM
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Killed by Gozer? Where's Bill Murray when you need him?
Blu sideee!
*smacks sniper*
Rap is not music, and being "gangsta" its indecency.
Grow up and be a gentleman, Until then stay in your corner and think of what you have done.
I like the whole 'hold an arrow with my pinky while doing the old Californian surfing hand sign' thing going on here.
After Shawn had already conjured up a rap based off of this post, the Halolz community was in a panic of what to comment, so to receive their precious +1's.
I don't think the sniper has realized that he has an arrow through his finger.
Rap is music, it's just not singing.
I'm going to gut you…*gets huntsman'd*
Like a cornish game hen.
*Sniper goes flying*
*Dead ringer runs out*
What? You didn't REALLY think he killed me did you?
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he was just being ironic
Engineer: I got PHD's in 11 scientific disciplines.
Sniper: Really?
Engineer: Why do you think people call me Dr. Conagher?
Sniper: I thought that was a nickname…like Dr. Dre! EAST SIHIDE!
………..
……….
………
Pyro: MPHPH.
Spy: *facepalms* God you're stupid.
I did a Sealab 2021 joke. I think i've broken new ground today.
I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an Australian rapper.
What would the difference be? One is a sweet gig, and the other's mental sickness!
Straight outta BLU base!
Another crazy ass BLU Heavy.
More cowards I kill, yo, my rep gets bigger.
I'm a unstoppable killing machine and you know this.
We cannot create the lyrics ourselves…?
NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?
It's bad poetry, only really really fast and with a beat.
And instead of nature, sex and drugs are the topics.
Hey, you got a little something in your finger. No, your pinky… yeah, you got it.
I don't know what's worse; that you got killed by THAT, or that it will take 11 seconds to respawn.
Jessus Christ, what's next, Gangsta Nigga Demonpimp?
I think the Pyro in the background is trying to take up a second job as a janitor.
This is why Australia isn't able to have internet… because stuff like THIS happens when they do.
DAMN YOU DEAD RINGER!!!
Not even mildly surprised at the amount of rap/hip-hop bashing in these comments.
the joke is that he is being ironic
^ this was supposed to be in my original comment
but it was not there, so now i am sssssSSSSSSSSSSSAD D:
rel="nofollow">Here is a rap about suicide (and failure to complete such a task)
Well, he's certainly not doing a very good job of it. Heck, look what happened when he tried to use the plunger!
I wouldn't call being a crazed gunman a "sweet gig".
Gotta give him credit for trying though.
wtf is this? no really, can someone explain to me what i'm missing here?
and the kangaroo's were all like "wtf mate?"
Haters gonna hate, mate.
But they'll be dead soon.
…Fucking kangaroos…
ARE YOU A GOD?
…
no
…
THEN DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…. I'm not the only one who noticed the name was Gozer was I?
He looks more like Red Green than a gangster.
*pencil scratch across the page*
Perhaps he is trying to introduce the recycling concept to the fancy fedora hat club?
Better than 3 days
I noticed it and chuckled to myself. And what you said was what I heard in my head.
Retrieve arms from safe!
FIND THE PANIC BUTTON AND HIT IT
Me nether, but I'm still disappointed.
and the meteor that was about to earth was like,
"well, fuck that shit."
Rap is rape without the "e"
That's like saying Justin Beiber sounds like a little girl. Everyone knows it, already
rap is crap without a c.
as if the epeenocalypse was not enough of a problem already.
…LIKE A BOSS!
So wait…I say I did a Sealab 2021 joke…but nobody liked the joke…but liked the fact that I MADE reference TO the joke…
…………*Head implodes*
Strait Up Gangsta!
Bizzaro!
He is not crazy…….hes keeping his mojo on, kthxbye.
Word up Strider!
…i…
No mum its a gang not a mental sickness
As long as there are 2 people on the world some haters gonna hate
You already got arms.
Is it just me or does that clock in the background look kinda like an archery target?
Hmmmmmmm……
Oh, spirits. It's Compton Ass Terry's cousin: Sidney Ass Sniper!
<img src="http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/panic-button.jpg">
mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiGhT bRoThEr!
:o)
I imagine somone beatboxing and the Sniper yelling “Jarate!” at regular intervals in the background.
u gaiz r kewl
I imagine the Sniper beatboxing and yelling "Jarate!" in the background to this.
THE LEFT CLICK! IT DOES NATHING
You've been -1d by a troll
I help
+1
ok. who deleted my comment. and why are there only two on this page?
-1 Trolls in the BLU base!
Killer Bee?(Naruto character)
QUICK! PUNCH THE MONITER! THAT HAS TO WORK!
…..right?
Representin' west side, wanka!
Straight outta RED is a hellbent Engie,
Got a plan for erectin' a Sentry.
He solves problems, you're one of 'em, son
Just for you, he'll break out more gun.
Part of me Sincerely hopes that Pyro behind him is a Spy.
The other part of me slaps the previous one, because that's obviously their spawn room.
Part of me wishes that Pyro behind him was a Spy.
The other part of me slapped the first one, because that's obviously their spawn.