Anything’s possible when you’re a Spy! Even starring in your own Old Spice commercial!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 1:26 PM
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It think it would have been better if the Demoman did it from the beginning. Still funny as hell :)
Clearly the greatest thing ever posted on this site.
Real Heavys use Arm & Hammer.
Look down
back up
Where am I?
Right behind you
I guess you could say that spy is a
*shades*
Dead ringer.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
this would have been funnier if he YER'd the Heavy
Yo mamma's so fat, it takes spies minutes to move around to her backside.
</slowpoke>
*Spy is standing on Scout's mother*
"I'm on a whore."
Be a Mitchum (Demo)Man…
And now he is going to F***k you from behind!
He's the man I always dreamed about!!
…Minus the bloodstains and the French accent…
This comment is now diamonds!
Insert long rant full of puns about picture/remark showcasing my disregard for human life/curiously specific denial of Umbrella's involvement in events in the picture/meme/quote adapted to the specific scenario here.
Yeah, I'm a bit tired today…
"Anything is possible when you are a handsome rogue!"
CdiGanon,
Your post has contributed to the increase of my IQ.
I have won several student awards by acting upon the lessons learned in the post.
Because of these words, I have become inspired to create the cure for Cancer, which I succeeded in doing so twelve minutes ago.
The tone of your post saved my soul from the torments of Hell because I had been contemplating suicide due to the fact that I am depressed from lack of my world domination.
These words have caused me to go on a journey of self-discovery that involves the liberal donation of my vast storage of cash.
My life has been completely and utterly improved because of your post, CdiGanon.
Now, I want you to pay me a large quantity of money to tell my story on Oprah and/or Dr. Phil so that we can educate the masses about your infinite wisdom in this situation.
But you're Seto_Kaiba. The only person with more money than you is Doug Dimmadome (Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome)
Poor Umbrella, making zombies is hard work, you should take a long vacation, go see the sun, relax, forget about the whole world for a day.
Look down. Back up. Where's your e-peen?
Gone, apparently.
You've forgotten that I donated all of my money to various people and caused everyone in the world to be $10,000 richer (beat that, William Gates.)
So, I now demand that you deliver recompense in the form of monetary and celebrity currency due to my life changing occurrences. That's what happens when you have a life changing occurrence; you get carted around the world (again) to be a success story to the person who changed you while also gaining oodles of cash.
Not until I get my 100 e-peen BACK.
-flys away now
FLY FLY
FLYS AWAY NOW-
Der's a troll creepin' round here…
Troll in the base?!
Yeah, mine dropped 50 points, too.
But I don't need a number to contain my girth; it's larger and less ignorable than Gary Oak's.
Maybe for a week?
New Sandvich: Coward Blocker has 6 Hours of Baby Blocking POWERRRRRRR!!!
See I'm very insecure so I need a large number to assure me that I'm funny
You could go to sleepy Willamette, Colorado.
or maybe glitzy Fortune City, Nevada.
Both far, far away from the zombie infested streets of Raccoon City. It will help get your mind off of work.
Then, +1s for you.
Kicking them while their down isn't my style. I like to wait until they're just under the top of Mt. Everest before I knock them off and watch them fall the 9,000 or so meters to the base.
inb4 Meet the Troll
You mean he's going to penetrate our scrotum at an angle where he can not be seen WITHOUT our consent?
Look at your comment,
Now back to mine,
Now back to your comment,
Now back to mine.
Sadly, your comment isn't as highly rated as mine,
But of you stopped being a troll and made your comments funny, it could be near mine.
Look down,
Now back up.
You're on the top of the comments,
Reading the comment your comment could be.
What's in your screen?
Back to me.
I made it.
It's a comment talking about that thing you love.
Look again.
The comment is now e-peen.
Anything is possible when you do a creative comment and not being a troll.
I'm on Halolz.
Hello Blue Team,
Look at your team,
now back at me,
You have a new Scout.
Look at your medic. Now back at me. see? this is how I look like when you're dead.
Would that +1 happen to be on some motorized, two-wheeled transportation device of some kind?
I get the feeling it is.
"And not a Medic."
"Or a level 80 paladin."
+1's on motorized, two-wheeled transportation devices?
I beg to differ. Surprise buttsecks isn't rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted.
+1's on motorized, two-wheeled transportation devices!
This just in: +1's on motorized, two-wheeled transportation devices!
"Or a casual."
That last line was mine. You killed my medic, prepare to die.
Sorry, but the only rooms they have are open for 3 days. We can up it to 5 if you play your cards right.
"I'm riding this cart backwards."
Just don't forget to yell "Surprise!"
this old spice comercial is a spy
Kaiba's e-peen is too low…
Screw the new e-peen system, we have +1s!
*laughing hystericaly*
this has to be the funniest coversation I've read in ages :D
there should be a halolz post of some of these
I still have yet to see that $10000…
+1's on motorized, two wheeled vehicular devices!
Oh yea?
can a spy juggle?!
penetrate… scrotum?
I think sphincter is a more appropriate word choice…
do we have trollcheckers in this game?
First, we nuked Raccoon City a long time ago. Second, Frank and Chuck are responsible for too many of my paperwork problems for those places to even enter into possible vacation spots, not to mention that the higher ups would try to make me collect more samples of Zombrex users when I was down there.
Congrats on the 69 there, tonight we drink ale and other alcoholic beverages. Also, I love the last line most of all in this comment. +1 to you my friend.
*Reads 30 comments about the e-peen apocalypse*
So, I know everyone lost some e-peen (i liked mine too) and I'm no exception, but we already got 4 or 5 submissons where the main subject was e-peen and not the submission itself (i did 2 comments about it too <:U), and even when submissions sucks, the comments usually save then, like the momma joke one (thanks CdiGannon!).
It would be great if everyone started trying to make Halolz's submissions funnier again (Halolz Rules: The lolz are in the comments), instead of discussing about how many points they lost.
Ironically, i made a post about e-peen in my attempt to make people stop talking about it.
Ps: This entire post was only a distraction so you wouldn't check my avatar. Now you looked at it and found out I'm actually a spy.
Can you guess where am i?
Or Lui…I forgot
you know who I mean…
guy with green hat
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
Link?
so now he's a medic?
…yes
Wait, he's psychic now, too!?
*Spy standing on blue base*
"I'm on a fort"
Anything's possible when you're a Spy.
Right behind you!
Damn right I did.
Cause the Spy's voice just isn't sexy enough anymore. *Puts on Old Spice Guy mask*
I'm on a cart.
Actually this is how I play. Directly speaking to the man who can kill me whilst sporting my Dead Ringer (Since heavies can't really CATCH me).
Nothing is more fun than acting like a Gentleman to heavies while trolling medics and other classes. I respect the stupidity of the W+M1 classes like Heavies and Pyros, who incidentally are far away from what are prime rib to stab: Engineers and Snipers. I'm also not beyond speaking directly to them on all-talk servers.
*Flicks balisong around* You may be asking why I do this, but really, aren't you glad I troll the useless classes? Aren't you glad I work your soldiers into a rage? Pester your pyros into doing something more useful?
YOU NEED TROLLS LIKE ME TO MAKE NEWBIES INTO ACTUAL PLAYERS. If we don't kill them…they won't learn nothing. Heavies shouldn't HAVE to worry about spies. Thats the medic's job, if not a Pyro wingman giving a blast of flame every so often.
I'm on a rant. *Whistles*
Naa… Link doesn't have a "u" in it.
I don't think there's anyone with a "lui-" in their name…
Clever girl..
TROLL SAPPIN MAH E-PEEN.
give me peen are i poke you in the colon
OOOOOH NOOOOOO-AGH! *thud*
I think it's safe to say we all did. His manly voice is so powerful it can invade the minds of anyone in the entire world
I guess that was the commercial for the new Old SPIES product! Ha-ha-ha!
-Looks about suspiciously with a large bag of cash, then takes off running for the hills-
Motorized, two-wheeled transportation devices on +1's!
*Eraqus fail*
I forget, is this the first time you reached 69p?
Have the trolls taken you, Randomentalist!
This is bad, this is very bad! *stabbed*
Who says a vacation has to be on the record?
Damn it! FInally a submission utilizing my favorite meme and I'm hours late to make a comment that hasn't been used? I should switch to Old Spice.
The Spy is an Old Spice commercial!
*summons Keyblade* Has the darkness taken you, Mentegen!?
Don't waste your time with me! Just save yourself!
Coward Blocker is so powerful, it can black out the sun!
You could go to Riverside, Pennsylvania or Savannah, Georgia! A nice break for a day is Whispering Oaks!
I applaude you for being the first person to make that comment.
Old Spies.
How the hell did we miss that for the better part of the last 6 hours? I must +1 you.
Does your Heavy look like me? No. Can he smell like me? When I have blood on my suit, maybe.
Engineer, look at your Sentry.
Now back at me.
Now back at your Sentry.
Now back to me.
Where am I?
I'm fucking invisible.
Look at that dispenser you spawned in the doorway.
Now look back at your Sentry.
It's been destroyed.
Now back at your Dispenser.
It has also been destroyed.
Now look at that Heavy.
That Heavy is actually me, but you don't know that.
Now turn around and try building a new Sentry, with your gaurd completely down.
Now look at that Heavy, he has the same name as me.
Sadly for you though that Heavy isn't me, and I just punctured your kidney.
I'd like to point out that those are Infected, not zombies (they're more like rabies infected people rather than living dead, difference is one has vague remnants of their mind and the other just wants him some damn brains).
However, I'd like to also say that I've lived near Savannah and it's much better Infected, to the point that the weather is no longer as hellish (with the mornings and nights resembling the ninth circle quite nicely) now.
You've got a point.
Plus I have a friend who could help do some of my duties while I'm away…
Liu Kang?
Hello game players. Look at your game developer.
Now back to me.
Now back at your game developer.
Now back to me.
Sadly, your game developer isn't me, but if he started distributing hats and delaying releases, he could be a little like me.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? Your here on steam, with me. I'm Gabe Newell.
Look in my hand. It's Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Look again. HL2/3 is now a hat. And it's now gone. Because I just delayed it again.Anything's possible when I'm making your video games.
I'm on my feet.
G-G-GABE GABE GABE GABE GABEN!
That will be two you owe me, what with getting you off the hook for that WoW comment, but fine, I'll take over being the psychotic medical company logo (if my avatar ever gets its act together). But I'm not making any zombies! The last thing we need is anything that could upset all the years of hard work it took to get here.
But that's L-I-U, not L-U-I. If it's not Link, then I'm all out of ideas.
I read everything in his voice. My books are now ear-velvet, with the flavour of hickory-smoked baby-back ribs.
My ePeen works on the Pokémon system, therefore it cannot go higher than 100, but once it reaches that level it cannot go lower. I also added 252 EVs to my Wit and Pulchritude stats. I dumped the remaining 6 EVs in Grammar. My Hidden Power would deal 70 base damage and would be of the Dark-type, wink-wink-nudge-nudge-say-no-more-say-no-more.
Clearly, this fellow requires more +1s for making a comment that surpasses all of ours in wordplay. If I can be this humble before this individual, so can you.
No, you are not "poke you in the colon". You are reddog51, which I assume to be a species of extra-terrestrials ressembling magenta canines, discovered somewhere in the Nevada desert.
Louie from Pikmin 2?
IM ON A PIG http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/391
*Batman punch*
…no
*cue gabeface*
I thought I extincted those a while ago\
*grabs shotgun*
Well, time to finish what I started…
NOO!!!
And Turrets want to learn to talk, so they can hangout with me and you want to know?
turret:Why?
Because I'm wearing old spice
>.<'
inb4 someone posts the surprise buttsecks song
Unfortunately, no. With the great catastrophy that was the e-peen loss of '010, I was one of the more fortunate users that had already surpassed the 69 e-peen that managed to keep it. That is to say, my e-peen went down to 69.
*Dead Ringer*
Yes.
*backstab*
Monocle (and top hat) smile!
Also,
Swan dive…! Into the enemy base, and sap the Engie's buildings.
No, but he could SMELL like a Spy.
Such is the power of Isaiah Mustafa.
So awesome that is one letter away from becoming a lava planet.
Nope, don't know anything about you
Magically enchanted keys turned into vehicles on +1's!
…
Wait…
He never really were on our side!
Can I join you on your quest?
*grabs Waffle Wifle*
I heard they have gotten stronger.
You want peen? Homo much.
Isn't magenta a purple colour?
No.
But THEY. CAN. DANCE!
Wow. Your e-peen actually dropped while I were looking at it… Good going there, dude. (Dripping sarcasm)
It's what a lot of printers use for red. Your affirmation of Magenta being purple isn't far off, as it is a mix of red and blue, although it has a lot more red in the mix than purple does; think of it as the opposite of lime-green.
I loved those commercials. Sadly, the games weren't that great, albeit they were quite entertaining.
Then you would bring all of the scouts' moms to the yard.
OLD SPIES MEDIC BLOCKER IS SO POWERFUL, IT CAN BLOCK OUT THE SPAWN!
But then it gets too quiet. So it makes another spawn!
DOUBLE SPAWN POWERRRRRR!!!!!!!!
No, they use Sickle & Hammer.
Louis?
HYAAA!
Hmm, yeah I think I remember learning this in physics when we were working with light an rainbows. Also in art combining colours to make different colours.
*searches through pack in panic* Lense of truth, Lens of Truth, Lens of Tru-URK!
Luis Sera from Resident Evil 4?
WAS THAT MY LEFT BICEP? NO, IT WAS MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbdominals.
*takes out Rapequalizer*
Can I come too?
What makes me a good Demoman?
EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
I learned it from Wikipedia.
so no peen for me?
Location: Right behind you!
Aha, that's pretty clev
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Youtube version, sorry if its already been posted.
inb4lurkmoar
SO DAMN TRUE….U CANNOT UNHEAR!!!!
hw can u not know who he is and live?