Hello Heavies. Look at your Medic.

Anything’s possible when you’re a Spy! Even starring in your own Old Spice commercial!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 1:26 PM 
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128 Responses to “Hello Heavies. Look at your Medic. Now back to me.”

  1. Lax on December 2nd, 2010 1:28 pm

    It think it would have been better if the Demoman did it from the beginning. Still funny as hell :)

  2. Darth_Destro on December 2nd, 2010 1:28 pm

    Clearly the greatest thing ever posted on this site.

  3. Tadferd on December 2nd, 2010 1:29 pm

    Real Heavys use Arm & Hammer.

  4. Gamage on December 2nd, 2010 1:55 pm

    I guess you could say that spy is a
    Dead ringer.

  5. Beato on December 2nd, 2010 2:01 pm

    this would have been funnier if he YER'd the Heavy

  6. GameboyPATH on December 2nd, 2010 2:03 pm

    Yo mamma's so fat, it takes spies minutes to move around to her backside.


  7. Vabolo on December 2nd, 2010 2:09 pm

    *Spy is standing on Scout's mother*

    "I'm on a whore."

  8. Yoshi_Dino on December 2nd, 2010 2:14 pm

    And now he is going to F***k you from behind!

  9. Randomentalist on December 2nd, 2010 2:14 pm

    This comment is now diamonds!

  10. TheAceOfSkulls on December 2nd, 2010 2:16 pm

    Insert long rant full of puns about picture/remark showcasing my disregard for human life/curiously specific denial of Umbrella's involvement in events in the picture/meme/quote adapted to the specific scenario here.

    Yeah, I'm a bit tired today…

  11. Seto_Kaiba on December 2nd, 2010 2:22 pm

    Your post has contributed to the increase of my IQ.
    I have won several student awards by acting upon the lessons learned in the post.
    Because of these words, I have become inspired to create the cure for Cancer, which I succeeded in doing so twelve minutes ago.
    The tone of your post saved my soul from the torments of Hell because I had been contemplating suicide due to the fact that I am depressed from lack of my world domination.
    These words have caused me to go on a journey of self-discovery that involves the liberal donation of my vast storage of cash.
    My life has been completely and utterly improved because of your post, CdiGanon.

    Now, I want you to pay me a large quantity of money to tell my story on Oprah and/or Dr. Phil so that we can educate the masses about your infinite wisdom in this situation.

  12. AubviusTroll on December 2nd, 2010 2:52 pm

    New Sandvich: Coward Blocker has 6 Hours of Baby Blocking POWERRRRRRR!!!

  13. MassiveDamage on December 2nd, 2010 3:13 pm

    Look at your comment,
    Now back to mine,
    Now back to your comment,
    Now back to mine.
    Sadly, your comment isn't as highly rated as mine,
    But of you stopped being a troll and made your comments funny, it could be near mine.
    Look down,
    Now back up.
    You're on the top of the comments,
    Reading the comment your comment could be.
    What's in your screen?
    Back to me.
    I made it.
    It's a comment talking about that thing you love.
    Look again.
    The comment is now e-peen.
    Anything is possible when you do a creative comment and not being a troll.
    I'm on Halolz.

  14. DrRickRollins on December 2nd, 2010 3:14 pm

    Hello Blue Team,

    Look at your team,
    now back at me,
    You have a new Scout.

  15. greenxboy on December 2nd, 2010 4:38 pm

    this old spice comercial is a spy

  16. SS4FireFox on December 2nd, 2010 4:59 pm

    Oh yea?
    can a spy juggle?!

  17. Mentlegen on December 2nd, 2010 5:35 pm

    *Reads 30 comments about the e-peen apocalypse*

    So, I know everyone lost some e-peen (i liked mine too) and I'm no exception, but we already got 4 or 5 submissons where the main subject was e-peen and not the submission itself (i did 2 comments about it too &lt;:U), and even when submissions sucks, the comments usually save then, like the momma joke one (thanks CdiGannon!).

    It would be great if everyone started trying to make Halolz's submissions funnier again (Halolz Rules: The lolz are in the comments), instead of discussing about how many points they lost.

    Ironically, i made a post about e-peen in my attempt to make people stop talking about it.

    Ps: This entire post was only a distraction so you wouldn't check my avatar. Now you looked at it and found out I'm actually a spy.

    Can you guess where am i?

  18. DrRickRollins on December 2nd, 2010 5:36 pm


  19. werewolfsfury on December 2nd, 2010 5:55 pm


  20. Ichiinu on December 2nd, 2010 5:56 pm

    Wait, he's psychic now, too!?

  21. Odd Troll on December 2nd, 2010 6:07 pm

    *Spy standing on blue base*
    "I'm on a fort"

  22. DM1293 on December 2nd, 2010 6:19 pm

    Damn right I did.

    Cause the Spy's voice just isn't sexy enough anymore. *Puts on Old Spice Guy mask*

    I'm on a cart.

  23. DM1293 on December 2nd, 2010 6:27 pm

    Actually this is how I play. Directly speaking to the man who can kill me whilst sporting my Dead Ringer (Since heavies can't really CATCH me).

    Nothing is more fun than acting like a Gentleman to heavies while trolling medics and other classes. I respect the stupidity of the W+M1 classes like Heavies and Pyros, who incidentally are far away from what are prime rib to stab: Engineers and Snipers. I'm also not beyond speaking directly to them on all-talk servers.

    *Flicks balisong around* You may be asking why I do this, but really, aren't you glad I troll the useless classes? Aren't you glad I work your soldiers into a rage? Pester your pyros into doing something more useful?

    YOU NEED TROLLS LIKE ME TO MAKE NEWBIES INTO ACTUAL PLAYERS. If we don't kill them…they won't learn nothing. Heavies shouldn't HAVE to worry about spies. Thats the medic's job, if not a Pyro wingman giving a blast of flame every so often.

    I'm on a rant. *Whistles*

  24. AubviusTroll on December 2nd, 2010 6:37 pm

    Clever girl..

  25. reddog51 on December 2nd, 2010 6:53 pm

    give me peen are i poke you in the colon

  26. Rocker23220 on December 2nd, 2010 7:05 pm

    I think it's safe to say we all did. His manly voice is so powerful it can invade the minds of anyone in the entire world

  27. illosipuli on December 2nd, 2010 7:05 pm

    I guess that was the commercial for the new Old SPIES product! Ha-ha-ha!

  28. KamikazeGible on December 2nd, 2010 7:31 pm

    Damn it! FInally a submission utilizing my favorite meme and I'm hours late to make a comment that hasn't been used? I should switch to Old Spice.

  29. Sir_Nox on December 2nd, 2010 8:11 pm

    Engineer, look at your Sentry.
    Now back at me.
    Now back at your Sentry.
    Now back to me.
    Where am I?
    I'm fucking invisible.
    Look at that dispenser you spawned in the doorway.
    Now look back at your Sentry.
    It's been destroyed.
    Now back at your Dispenser.
    It has also been destroyed.
    Now look at that Heavy.
    That Heavy is actually me, but you don't know that.
    Now turn around and try building a new Sentry, with your gaurd completely down.
    Now look at that Heavy, he has the same name as me.
    Sadly for you though that Heavy isn't me, and I just punctured your kidney.

  30. Kevvo on December 2nd, 2010 8:21 pm

    Hello game players. Look at your game developer.
    Now back to me.
    Now back at your game developer.
    Now back to me.
    Sadly, your game developer isn't me, but if he started distributing hats and delaying releases, he could be a little like me.
    Look down, now back up. Where are you? Your here on steam, with me. I'm Gabe Newell.
    Look in my hand. It's Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Look again. HL2/3 is now a hat. And it's now gone. Because I just delayed it again.Anything's possible when I'm making your video games.
    I'm on my feet.


  31. Vabolo on December 2nd, 2010 9:27 pm

    I read everything in his voice. My books are now ear-velvet, with the flavour of hickory-smoked baby-back ribs.

  32. 3K9 on December 2nd, 2010 10:50 pm
  33. Illius_Nakarou on December 3rd, 2010 1:08 am

    And Turrets want to learn to talk, so they can hangout with me and you want to know?
    Because I'm wearing old spice

  34. Frankenstrat247 on December 3rd, 2010 2:22 am

    inb4 someone posts the surprise buttsecks song

  35. Totema on December 3rd, 2010 4:04 am

    Monocle (and top hat) smile!


    Swan dive…! Into the enemy base, and sap the Engie's buildings.

  36. Totema on December 3rd, 2010 4:10 am

    No, but he could SMELL like a Spy.

  37. Darkangelsv1 on December 3rd, 2010 4:31 am

    Such is the power of Isaiah Mustafa.
    So awesome that is one letter away from becoming a lava planet.

  38. YourPalHal on December 3rd, 2010 4:52 am

    Nope, don't know anything about you

  39. Onecanofsprite on December 3rd, 2010 1:08 pm


    But then it gets too quiet. So it makes another spawn!


  40. zeldafan8 on December 3rd, 2010 7:08 pm


  41. MassiveDamage on December 4th, 2010 4:10 am


  42. Kevvo on December 4th, 2010 11:12 am

    What makes me a good Demoman?

  43. reddog51 on December 4th, 2010 4:22 pm

    so no peen for me?

  44. Gearheadmk2 on December 20th, 2010 9:12 am

    Youtube version, sorry if its already been posted.

  45. TheAl41 on June 11th, 2011 1:27 pm


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