MINECRAFT - It gives me wood

I mean sure it gives me lots of other things too… sand, coal, red stone, diamond. Also sometimes playing it so much it gives me a boner!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2010 · 2:24 AM 
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Cock Joke, Minecraft, Motivational, PC, The Great Outdoors

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120 Responses to “MINECRAFT”

  1. Flamerider on December 2nd, 2010 2:27 am

    My love for minecraft has become flaccid.

  2. Beato on December 2nd, 2010 2:34 am

    This is not the right image for this caption.
    The right image for this caption would be an inv full of wood in the middle of a log cabin.

  3. ZegenRuki on December 2nd, 2010 2:38 am

    Fire: It gets rid of the wood fast.

  4. Annonith on December 2nd, 2010 2:40 am

    Stupid jokes?
    Instant e-peen reduction?
    …OH MY GAWD IT'S APRIL FAILS DAwait why there's snow outside?

  5. NekoKnight on December 2nd, 2010 2:41 am

    I sat up erect when I saw another post on Halolz, my interests peaked. But then I saw it was just another Minecraft submission so I slouched down again in disappointment. I'm not getting up again unless I see something more provocative. I've been having a long hard time trying to come up with something witty to say.

  6. Tadferd on December 2nd, 2010 2:47 am

    It gives me wood. Then I put the wood in a box.

  7. Da_Noob on December 2nd, 2010 2:48 am

    I love the mountains
    i love the clear blue sky

  8. Coodoo on December 2nd, 2010 2:55 am

    That's kind of messed up, Shawn.

  9. Tael on December 2nd, 2010 3:46 am

    Minecraft submissions: the new Halo submissions?

  10. 3K9 on December 2nd, 2010 3:56 am

    Screw the wood I have balls of steel…………wait, shit.

  11. BoxeyBrown on December 2nd, 2010 4:07 am

    How about just *Insert wood here*?

  12. Tael on December 2nd, 2010 5:39 am

    I don't think I wood ever make a joke this bad.

  13. Hellpwnage on December 2nd, 2010 5:54 am

    You are now aware the text reads infinte wood.

  14. CdiGanon on December 2nd, 2010 6:57 am

    I'm just gonna cut the crap here and say it:

  15. FBSword on December 2nd, 2010 7:42 am

    alternate text for the demote:
    "Punch trees
    Get wood"

  16. TheAceOfSkulls on December 2nd, 2010 8:16 am

    I tried Minecraft a little while ago and found it wasn't quite bad. A few character models were a bit stiff, and that first night is most definitely hard, but I've found that it stands tall as a great game as soon as you erect your first house that is able to keep you safe for a night. You're still up and quivering at every noise, but it that tension soon turns to excitement as you see the daylight. I wood appreciate if those damn creepers would just leave me alone and stop being such dicks though.

    *Looks back over his comment*
    Dammit, not again…

  17. Darth_Destro on December 2nd, 2010 10:21 am

    *inserts witty response about wood*

  18. Jade Catima on December 2nd, 2010 10:23 am
  19. AubviusTroll on December 2nd, 2010 11:06 am

    Speaking of which, do Tree Ents get morning wood?

  20. Illius_Nakarou on December 2nd, 2010 12:19 pm

    You have to plant seedling if you want more wood after a while, its not technically unlimited

  21. XPengooX64 on December 2nd, 2010 12:41 pm


    gives me infinte spelling errors

  22. Axel X on December 2nd, 2010 4:28 pm

    And now to beat that wood!

    …I mean punch it…yeah…that's what I meant…

  23. Red on December 2nd, 2010 4:45 pm

    thanks for sharing;
    I'm on a bleach run, who wants some?

  24. Fearow on December 2nd, 2010 5:16 pm

    "Infinte wood" I read that as infant wood at first, then realized it was a typo. *Digs hole until reaching bedrock or lava, whichever comes first.
    Osht, ID has chopped off 20 e-peen D:

  25. Peterdivine on December 2nd, 2010 5:38 pm

    Minecraft gives you infant wood?

    Wood made from INFANTS?!


  26. Odd Troll on December 2nd, 2010 6:23 pm


  27. Luigi676 on December 5th, 2010 11:00 am

    This joke did not have a fluid presentation.

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