No need to buy the game… the best part of the whole thing (besides unlocking exclusive TF2 items) is hearing these four having off-the-cuff conversations with each other!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 23, 2010 · 4:44 AM
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I've never heard the phrase, "off-the-cuff". Elaborate.
Could this possibly be, Conversations over Card Games?
I am Heavy literature guy and this [grabs big ass book] is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and is printed with $200 custom tooled letters at 10,000 letters per page. It costs $400,000 to read this book… for twelve seconds.
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Oh my god, who touched Tsar Hunger?! Alright… Who touched my book?!
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Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…[sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart PhD.
Off the cuff:
spontaneous; done without any planning or rehearsing
the actors on the show "whose line is it anyway" are known for their ability to do comedy sketches off the cuff.
Conversations over Card Games?
(1:23) "LAME HAT WEARERS"!?
Conversations over card games on motorcycles!?
Oh for the love of…
Well, you learn something new every day.
Conversations over card games on motorcycles!
Conversations over Card Games!
What? It had to happen eventually.
Thank god for urban dictionary :P
Max is truly the best at what he does, and what he does can cause mass panic and probably mass wanton destruction, Go Max!
Tycho……likes his hedgehogs….
……I'm going to pretend I didn't hear Tycho monologue on hedgehogs…..okay never mind just that, I'm going to pretend I didn't know about Tycho's BESTIALITY FETISH!!!
I got this, and then I realised….I have no idea how to play poker, I just enjoy the banter. XD
Hoovy: Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
And the next game will feature Gordon Freeman (half-life), Alex Mercer (Prototype), Doctor Morton Soulus (Mass Effect), and Hadouken (street fighter)…..
……was that a win or fail?
Colloquy concerning a paper diversion carried on motorbikes?!
We need a sequel so we can have SB-Leo pickup line exchange.
Just downloaded the new game, loving it. I won't stop playing after I get the items (which I already have done) just because of the general awesomeness of everyone.
Heavy's Engie story is so good :)
Gordon can't talk, I''d prefer someone like Barney.
And I don't think a fighting technique can play poker…
it cost 400000$ to melt old coin for 12 secondes
Mordin Solus! MORDIN SOLUS!
Gah, what is it with people and spelling names?!
Care to share said story?
I love this game, but Christ, I have horrible luck. No matter how good my hand is or how hard I bluff, inevitably one of them will pull some bullshit out of their ass and knock me out of the game. Most likely with their hand just BARELY beating mine. I've already lost Max's gun and badge, the Dangeresque shades, Tycho's watch, and the Iron Curtain TWICE.
Lady luck doth not smile upon me.
3:50 o.0
Just beat Max and got his items on my second game, it was intense!
I recall one of the funnier moments involved The Heavy shouting out for spies to stop slipping bad cars into his deck
Oh, did anyone else notice the Sam cameo in which he stares at you and walks away like G-Man?
LAME HAT WEARERS ON MOTORCYCLES ?!?!!
NO!
Heavy put up his minigun on my second game… and I lost too. =<
I'm going to pretend I didn't already know about Tycho's bestiality fetish.
…though for sheer creepiness, the comics cannot match that monotone voice.
Holy crap… Tycho is creepy and hilarious…
Spy iz sappin mah nightmares!
Thank you.
Haven't won any of the items yet. That said, I am enjoying this game but have yet to see if it will suffer from Alien Swarm syndrome. Being, a game that you see everyone play for the sake of TF2 items then 3 weeks later absolutley nobody plays. But Poker Night is a single player game and Alien Swarm is multiplayer so maybe that had something to do with it.
On the first hand, I nabbed the minigun on one graceful Flush, eliminating both him and Tycho who all went in.
You'll find out how eventually.
It's just that you'll go through a ton of poor hands first.
except no-one will give a fuck about the poker.
Aye.
The game is out? I gotta get on that.
You're seriously putting Nick at the table instead of Ellis? IMAGINE ALL THE NEW STORIES ABOUT KEITH HE COULD TELL!!
Heavy has a Ph D.
Everything is invalid.
"Did I ever tell you guys 'bout the time my buddy Engie snuck into BLU base and stole their intelligence? Turns out, that wasn't their intelligence, but was actually a pile of sticky bombs…"
(NOTE: I don't think that was actually the Heavy's story; I just couldn't resist a Keith story."
that's as far as we go today, fellows
C-C-C-C-C-ombo BREAKER
That is true, but Nick is a gambler. That's his name in the game files, even. It's a tough call but I think Nick is better suited for a crossover poker game than Ellis because of his nature.
Personally, I'm disappointed that Poker Night didn't have multiplayer. I was hoping to have 4 player matches with my friends, each of us playing as one of the characters.
Let's not leave Max and Tycho alone at the poker table….EVER….those poor hedgehogs…
no, you can. it's just a bunch of arrows in the quarter-circle-right direction with a big fist at the end
Lucky bastard…they haven't offered an item yet since then for me…
Aaaaand now Tycho has targeted giraffes…God I love this game.
EDIT: Max just won against heavy's two pair with a one pair, and I won a game that I had folded :/…
The one with the wrench and blood? I just heard it. It was pure awesome.
I see your combo breaker and raise you a OVER 9000!!! joke
GET UP THERE AND SWAY IN THE FUCKIN' WIND!
This happens in every card game quite frequently. Surprised you haven't bloody seen it.
I don't think I would ever be able to play this game.
I'd be too busy listening to all their conversations to play a hand :3
…and giraffes apparently…
BESTIALITY!!!
I think Frank West might be a nice addition. They'd have a lot in common and well…he's covered wars you know…Heavy would like that.
Rule 50
all caps responses must be immediately reposted with "ON MOTORCYCLES" added to the end
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I have doctorates.
Not doctorates 'Soviet Russian literature', because that would fall within the purview of the conundrums of your politics.
I have Practical Doctorates
Fr'instance…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hadron from tearing me a structurally superfluous new Blindspot?
The answer…use a sensor.. And if that don't work…….use more sensors.
Like this Integrated little number Made by me. Designed by me. and you best hope…Not pointed at you (because it can't see though you)
Granted, if there were more games other than Poker… and more characters to hear interesting quips from.
Brief version for ya:
Rest of team is killed by Engie, he tries to use sentry and minisentry to stop Heavy, Heavy destroys them both. Heavy hunts him to teleporter and takes his gun, Engie tries to wrench. Heavy exclaims how he takes wrench and shoves it down Engies throat, and then tears off all his fingers. The end.
Next you know, Konami's gonna throw in some Otocon. He and Tycho will have many fucked up stories to tell. One has a thing for hedgehogs, the other did it with his stepmom.
Professors have standards: Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to teach everyone you meet.
Dad, I'm not some crazed school instructor. Well for reason, one's a job and the other is mental sickness.
Wow, who knew Tycho loves animal so much…
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That's the spell check it gave me, I had "Mordin" down…sorry dude…
RULES ON MOTORCYCLES!
(Granted, it wasn't in all caps, but it was irresistible.)
Luckily, their conversations will still play through hands!
GamiCross also did two other videos highlighting the quotes from the game. This one starts with the Engineer story.
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EDIT: Broken link was broken.
If writing is sure to result in a book, than you must write! Someone wrote that,and I'd say he knows a little more about writing than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so no living author could best him in the ring of honor!
No need to be sorry, I just felt like being an asshole, I presume I succeeded.
Wait, THERES A RULE FOR THAT NOW?
WHAT!?! 9000?!? THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Most card games I play end within a few seconds of starting, I got all my cards set for me to win that fast.
Tycho and his giraffe fetish was the most disturbing thing Ive heard in a video game ever. 0_0
Did neither of you read the Inception comic he did?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/8/9/
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE GREEN HAIR.
After watching this, i now have the sudden urge to buy a dozen girrafes.
I was hoping I wouldn't…..now I know that Gabe is gay….
tiny heavy is tiny… And yeah that hedgehog thing came totally out of no where.
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Just this!