Okay, teabagging your opponent is one thing… but sodomy? That’s taking it a BIT to far.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 11, 2010 · 5:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (318 votes, average: 2.76 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Bootylicious, Bungie, Disturbing, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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31 Responses to “PREPARE YOUR ANUS”

  1. RayzaB on November 11th, 2010 6:09 am

    Not a very lulzy picture IMO.

  2. Dudewin on November 11th, 2010 6:11 am

    Don't forget to yell suprise!

  3. dvv402 on November 11th, 2010 6:30 am

    Looks like he is going to need some ASSpirin when this is all over.

  4. dvv402 on November 11th, 2010 6:31 am

    It's never rape if you yell surprise.

  5. Vlauer on November 11th, 2010 6:50 am

    Yes, Grammar Nazi Ghost, this win submissions streak was just a coincidence…

  6. Vosur on November 11th, 2010 6:59 am

    Sorry, but for any chances of making this picture funny… you RECTUM badly.

  7. Vlauer on November 11th, 2010 7:04 am

    TROLL IN THE DUNGEON, managed to repair ya all ratings, can someone repair mine?

  8. Squikker2001 on November 11th, 2010 7:13 am

    If you cooperate, I'll give you a REACH around.

  9. Leo E. on November 11th, 2010 8:09 am


  10. Leo E. on November 11th, 2010 8:10 am

    dvv402, with you, it's never a surprise!

  11. Axel_X on November 11th, 2010 8:30 am

    No need to be so ANAL about it.

  12. Dr. Furry on November 11th, 2010 8:37 am

    i love the website is called halolz, but all teh halo pictures are CRAPTastic

  13. DTurboKiller on November 11th, 2010 8:45 am

    I shall now proceed to insert my phallic manhood on the unsuspecting rectum of said poster due to falling short of success in something easily seen as to not meet our expectations at causing amusement or laughter.

    Put in proper condition or readiness one's opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.

  14. Leo E. on November 11th, 2010 9:54 am

    You know that when you make a bad submission to Halolz and it gets posted, you're gonna pay out the ASS.

    …Wait, that wasn't clever… erm… SPHINCTER!

  15. MasqueNoMercy on November 11th, 2010 10:50 am

    is it just me or does this picture somehow look patriotic? this the closest we can get to a veterans day submission?!

  16. Flamerider on November 11th, 2010 11:12 am

    If this is going to be THE veterans day submission, then…
    then I don't know, I'd be pretty disgusted.

  17. Darth_Destro on November 11th, 2010 12:36 pm

    No "ifs" ,"ands" or "BUTTS" about it.

  18. Fission on November 11th, 2010 12:38 pm

    Oh come now, chaps, I'm sure we can put this all BEHIND us and get along?

  19. Dimomarg on November 11th, 2010 12:47 pm

    … Right. The Chances of Gaylo being funny are up my rectum.

  20. Vosur on November 11th, 2010 12:50 pm

    Sorry, I should've replied to you for the "rectum" comment since you led it up.

  21. Coodoo on November 11th, 2010 1:01 pm

    Honestly, let's just call the site Pokelolz. Because the Halo submissions sure as hell aren't funny.

  22. TheChikenMonkey on November 11th, 2010 1:41 pm

    How does his dick get outside his armour anyway?

  23. TheChikenMonkey on November 11th, 2010 1:43 pm

    +1 To your e-peen mam that will be 50 dollars

  24. meinmattias on November 11th, 2010 2:30 pm

    Francis: "Watch your ass!"

  25. DM1293 on November 11th, 2010 3:30 pm

    Red Vs. Blue : Porno Edition

    Or maybe…

    Halo: CE -- Colon Enlarged

  26. Newbonzy1 on November 11th, 2010 4:24 pm

    Hooray! I can always count on Reach captions to leave off on a bad note.

  27. TheAceOfSkulls on November 11th, 2010 5:21 pm

    Buttsex Man, the most effective superhero of them all.

    "Let me just take this TV and- Hey! What the- AH!"

    Not quite as good as Fuck You Dude, but hey not even Justice Guy could match him, despite the fact that he makes sure people get what they deserve… Especially women who lie, like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job to run off to f*cking Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, he would skin them and drain them of blood so they die… Especially Bob, since he's Justice Guy.

  28. weavileketchum on November 11th, 2010 6:32 pm

    huh… thats not so OH GOD!!!!!

  29. masashi98 on November 11th, 2010 9:48 pm

    I prefer HA!.. lolz

  30. AuraMaster on November 12th, 2010 2:14 am

    Or you can be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague. Give her Mad Cow Disease and let him die of the plague, as long as they pay for their terrible lie (Especially that mother-f**ker, Bob). THEN you'll be Justice Guy.

  31. Gearheadmk2 on December 20th, 2010 9:23 am

    Oh look, a screenshot of an assasination with a sex joke on it. Never seen that before. What's next, someone going in forge and making porn with weaponry? Like that will ever happen!

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