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Portal Sentry Pumpkin

Holy jeez, amazing! And this isn’t even a contest entry! Maybe someone should tell Neil Fraser to officially enter this!
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Portal Sentry Pumpkin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2010 · 11:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (339 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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Haloween, Heavy Weapons, Holidays, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Valve Software

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44 Responses to “Portal Sentry Pumpkin”

  1. El_bruno on October 29th, 2010 11:32 pm

    I need to get one of those.
    STUPID KIDS GET OUT OF MY LAWN!

  2. GameboyPATH on October 29th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Put it right in front of the bowl of candy you leave outside.
    See if any bastards feel like taking more than one.

  3. Link4all on October 29th, 2010 11:44 pm

    Hello? Are you there?
    You can take one; more if you share.

  4. daleth1234 on October 29th, 2010 11:51 pm

    I'll take this snickers and OOOOOH milky way, and some lollipops *begins to fire laser beams* one means one!

  5. A_Creative_Name on October 30th, 2010 12:29 am

    +1 for that gangsta rap, homes.

  6. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 30th, 2010 12:31 am

    The ultimate deterrent to pumpkin smashers.

  7. Dr.Panda on October 30th, 2010 12:37 am

    i dont care if this isnt in the pumpkin contest
    Its got my vote!

  8. xstationcubed on October 30th, 2010 12:48 am

    anyone who doesn't give this a five has no soul.

  9. _Nate_ on October 30th, 2010 12:53 am

    The cake is still a lie, but a question arises. Is the pumpkin pie a lie?

  10. Ichiinu on October 30th, 2010 1:20 am

    VGcats been showin' up in the comments quite a bit, lately.

  11. Ichiinu on October 30th, 2010 1:20 am

    Perhaps this should just be auto-entered into the contest anyway?

  12. Kaylem on October 30th, 2010 1:27 am

    I guess it uses the leftover pumpkin seeds for ammo?

  13. AuraMaster on October 30th, 2010 1:50 am

    I wonder if knows how to use seed bomb…

  14. Rocker23220 on October 30th, 2010 1:54 am

    And a speaker system, and motion joints, and a……

    Well, you get the idea.

  15. A_Creative_Name on October 30th, 2010 2:06 am

    Technically yes, but we have a pumpkin so… anyone in the mood for some honesty?

  16. A_Creative_Name on October 30th, 2010 2:07 am

    I rarely even think to rate stuff, thanks for reminding me to.

  17. A_Creative_Name on October 30th, 2010 2:09 am

    Guess these guys are screwed… rel="nofollow">

  18. A_Creative_Name on October 30th, 2010 2:15 am

    *knocks sentry over, takes entire bowl*

  19. Shawn Handyside on October 30th, 2010 2:17 am

    That seems like a good idea, but it's not really fair to the loyal Halolz readers entering. If he wanted to enter it of course I'd accept it, but there are way too many awesome Halloween pumpkins out there to just kind of absorb them into the contest.

  20. SS4FireFox on October 30th, 2010 2:31 am

    mm. honesty is freaking delicious.

  21. DM1293 on October 30th, 2010 2:49 am

    Add a motion detector, a swivel for it to turn on, sound clips, and I daresay this is the ultimate pumpkin.

    *Tosses on Guile's Theme for good measure to the awesomeness of the pumpkin*

  22. DM1293 on October 30th, 2010 2:51 am

    Oh FALCON no. I have a word of advice for you guys; if you enter a pumpkin pie eating contest, you better damn well be a fat pie-loving bastard. Cause I guarantee you're going to wind up with a stomach ache and a loss.

    ….Yeah I know this one isn't funny. But its good advice from a spy! You can trust me, right?

  23. rory_m on October 30th, 2010 3:02 am

    Valve should release this and then call it… The Pumpkin Patch.

  24. TCC on October 30th, 2010 3:08 am

    well my pumpkin already looks like shit, and with people doing pumpkins like this I wouldn't be surprised if I were left in the dust this year…

  25. FrEEz on October 30th, 2010 6:29 am

    *comes running with sunglasses and catch phrase*

    *starts panting*… Excuse me….good…sir… You forgot these….

  26. Jerenator on October 30th, 2010 6:37 am

    And he's like, Bro I see you.
    And I'm like, No you don't.
    And then he's like, Oh.

  27. Jerenator on October 30th, 2010 6:39 am

    *WAAAaaaaAAAAaaahh*

  28. rory_m on October 30th, 2010 6:57 am

    I forgot the glasses well then i guess… CSI'm Sorry

    LIGHTNING NEVER STRIKES TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  29. LinkyBS on October 30th, 2010 7:09 am

    The important thing is you tried. I, For one, didn't. Yay laziness!

  30. Missinko009 on October 30th, 2010 8:06 am

    Aww, I was going to post that…

    LOL I thought it was a YouTube vid so I was searching there for some odd reason…

  31. Darth_Destro on October 30th, 2010 8:32 am

    Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military pumpkins. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.

  32. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 30th, 2010 8:53 am

    Epic win is epic.

  33. Dumblederp on October 30th, 2010 9:34 am

    Dude, dude, this is great.

  34. Alpar on October 30th, 2010 9:49 am

    It it could use vine whip, take your children as far away as possible.

  35. Alpar on October 30th, 2010 9:50 am

    Ichiinu speaks the truth!

  36. Alpar on October 30th, 2010 9:50 am

    …You can rate stuff? [./sarcasm]

  37. Kevvo on October 30th, 2010 12:08 pm

    "I don't hate you."

  38. HeavyDDR99 on October 30th, 2010 1:01 pm

    VGcats?In my Halolz?
    NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. MasterLuigi452 on October 30th, 2010 2:07 pm

    If that pumpkin actually says something in Sentry's voice, I will shit my pants.

  40. Zyquux on October 30th, 2010 2:48 pm

    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

  41. BoxeyBrown on October 30th, 2010 4:17 pm

    No one's going to be egging their house this year!

  42. Ichiinu on October 30th, 2010 4:40 pm

    Ah, sorry. I was under the impression that he had submitted to Halolz himself, just not necessarily as a pumpkin entry.

  43. FrEEz on October 30th, 2010 6:48 pm

    *stares blankly for a second at the comment*

    …

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  44. Souris Regional High School staff on November 4th, 2010 11:07 am

    FUKKEN SENTRYS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

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