Reach For the Sky

MOM THEY’RE NOT TOYS! They’re ACTION FIGURES! What? Yes murder is an action!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2010 · 2:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (569 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Creepy/Spooky, Epic Games, Gears of War, Heavy Weapons, Weird

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72 Responses to “Reach For the Sky”

  1. Shawn Handyside on October 26th, 2010 3:15 am

    This was my original post comment… but I decided to change it.

    "There's a snake in my boot! I know that isn't relevant in this situation… but I can only say so many things! Well anyway, time to die Marcus! "

  2. ZegenRuki on October 26th, 2010 3:16 am

    Obligatory "This town ain't big enough for the two of us" comment.

  3. NekoKnight on October 26th, 2010 3:22 am

    Heeeeeeeeere's Woody! /slasher smile

  4. GullibleGregory on October 26th, 2010 3:38 am

    After seeing what he's been through in the third movie, I'm surprised he can still smile

  5. DTurboKiller on October 26th, 2010 3:53 am

    Oh god, that face, that SMILE, I'll never see Woody the same way again D:

    *watches this video* rel="nofollow">

    *compares that smile*

  6. Spolin on October 26th, 2010 3:53 am

    What's next, Buzz Lightyear Gravity Hammering Master Chief?

  7. Zyquux on October 26th, 2010 4:09 am

    If Marcus was replaced with Noble Six, we would have a punny Halo submission.

  8. Shawn Handyside on October 26th, 2010 4:27 am

    Hah oh shit I lol'd

  9. BasketGT on October 26th, 2010 5:32 am

    And, for some reason, the first thing I thought when I saw this was, 'Where's Woody's hat?'.

  10. UndeadLex on October 26th, 2010 5:56 am

    So play nice.

  11. Axel_X on October 26th, 2010 6:55 am

    Looks like Woody's been working on his troll face.

    Hat = Sanity

  12. esspytood on October 26th, 2010 7:09 am

    oh yes! i've lost the link to where all these were so if someone could re link me that'd be great.

    rapewoody is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

  13. Flamerider on October 26th, 2010 7:33 am

    I'd post a picture if I could remember how.

  14. Junocis on October 26th, 2010 8:14 am

    When childhood and adulthood collide…no one suspects childhood to fight dirty.

  15. tstriker1 on October 26th, 2010 8:17 am

    Best……submission…..IN THE HISTORY OF SUBMISSIONS!!!!

  16. bastardsweater on October 26th, 2010 8:29 am

    …Mommy. I'm scared of the toy figure…

  17. Darth_Destro on October 26th, 2010 8:29 am

    Damon Baird: Kicked. Their. Asses.
    Marcus Fenix: It's not over Baird, you better reload.
    Damon Baird: Huh, why?
    Marcus Fenix: That's why.
    (More toys start pouring out from under the bed)
    Alien #1: Strangers.
    Alien #2: From the outside.
    All: Oooooooooooooooh

  18. dope92 on October 26th, 2010 8:52 am

    dem be sum scayreee toys ya gots there son!

  19. Neentendow on October 26th, 2010 9:00 am

    You should see what he did to the Mega Blox Halo figures.

  20. Vabolo on October 26th, 2010 9:18 am


  21. Combatbeaver on October 26th, 2010 9:24 am

    probably bad alternative caption sugesstions: "Problem, Marcus?" or "Feels good man"

  22. Vabolo on October 26th, 2010 9:26 am

    To indecency, and beyond!

  23. TehVortex on October 26th, 2010 9:32 am

    Woody: "You're my favourite deputy… which is why I'll need you to help me hide a body till the heat's off."

  24. Vabolo on October 26th, 2010 9:32 am

    Alt. caption:

    What really happened in Sid's house.

  25. Illius_Nakarou on October 26th, 2010 9:34 am

    You are a sad strange little man marcus

  26. MasqueNoMercy on October 26th, 2010 10:31 am

    thats what happened to all the new toys andy was playing with when he was a teenager

  27. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 26th, 2010 11:00 am

    We toys can see eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeerythiiiiiiiiing…………..

  28. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 26th, 2010 11:02 am
  29. Fearow on October 26th, 2010 11:34 am

    Best response to this picture ever. +1.

  30. NoChorus on October 26th, 2010 12:19 pm

    Don't try and resist. You'll only make his Woody harder.

  31. GameboyPATH on October 26th, 2010 12:28 pm

    Chainsaws. Chainsaws everywhere.

  32. MasterLuigi452 on October 26th, 2010 1:08 pm

    That purple stick…
    Is that what I am thinking?

  33. MasterLuigi452 on October 26th, 2010 1:10 pm


  34. MoG on October 26th, 2010 2:22 pm


    …not entirely related but related…

  35. Missinko009 on October 26th, 2010 2:45 pm

    DUDESKULL shirt. FTW.

  36. TCC on October 26th, 2010 3:41 pm

    Marcus. Marcus everywhere…

  37. BoxeyBrown on October 26th, 2010 4:18 pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to "Woody"

  38. BoxeyBrown on October 26th, 2010 4:20 pm

    Does woody have host?

  39. Fearow on October 26th, 2010 4:52 pm

    I'm sure someone already noticed this, but Reach For The Sky was something Buzz said >> Or at least I think it was.

  40. General_Asshat on October 26th, 2010 5:13 pm


  41. HeavyDDR99 on October 26th, 2010 6:33 pm

    I believe my childhood has been raped
    and I am scared at what might happen next

  42. codemaster525 on October 26th, 2010 6:39 pm

    Oh wow. Posted within a day and already it is the highest rated submission. Thanks everyone!

  43. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 26th, 2010 9:12 pm

    "Epic Win" can't even begin to describe how fucking awesome that response was.

  44. SenileZombie on October 26th, 2010 11:08 pm

    See, this is why you buy your children video games.

    Video games are safe.

  45. Deep_Thought on October 27th, 2010 1:15 am

    Still would be an improvement to Courage Kratos

  46. UndeadLex on October 27th, 2010 7:51 am

    Either that's one big Woody, or those are some small freakin' dildos.

  47. Frankenstrat247 on October 28th, 2010 12:00 am

    here. have an e-cookie.

  48. Trollpants on December 9th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Wait wut

  49. fyre10 on March 25th, 2011 5:59 pm

    I don't believe it. They ruined him. Those BASTARDS at Sunnyside FUCKED him up! DAMN YOU LOTSOOOOOOOOOO!

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