MOM THEY’RE NOT TOYS! They’re ACTION FIGURES! What? Yes murder is an action!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2010 · 2:54 AM
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Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, Creepy/Spooky, Epic Games, Gears of War, Heavy Weapons, Weird · Leave a comment (72 Comments) |
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This was my original post comment… but I decided to change it.
"There's a snake in my boot! I know that isn't relevant in this situation… but I can only say so many things! Well anyway, time to die Marcus! "
Obligatory "This town ain't big enough for the two of us" comment.
Heeeeeeeeere's Woody! /slasher smile
After seeing what he's been through in the third movie, I'm surprised he can still smile
Oh god, that face, that SMILE, I'll never see Woody the same way again D:
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*compares that smile*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What's next, Buzz Lightyear Gravity Hammering Master Chief?
Somebody make this. (Then we might have a funny Halo submission.)
If Marcus was replaced with Noble Six, we would have a punny Halo submission.
Hah oh shit I lol'd
(Scruffy the janitors voice)
Seconded
And, for some reason, the first thing I thought when I saw this was, 'Where's Woody's hat?'.
So play nice.
Looks like Woody's been working on his troll face.
Hat = Sanity
oh yes! i've lost the link to where all these were so if someone could re link me that'd be great.
rapewoody is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
I'd post a picture if I could remember how.
When childhood and adulthood collide…no one suspects childhood to fight dirty.
Best……submission…..IN THE HISTORY OF SUBMISSIONS!!!!
…Mommy. I'm scared of the toy figure…
Damon Baird: Kicked. Their. Asses.
Marcus Fenix: It's not over Baird, you better reload.
Damon Baird: Huh, why?
Marcus Fenix: That's why.
(More toys start pouring out from under the bed)
Alien #1: Strangers.
Alien #2: From the outside.
All: Oooooooooooooooh
dem be sum scayreee toys ya gots there son!
You should see what he did to the Mega Blox Halo figures.
OH GOD. OH GOD! MY CHILDHOOD IS RAPING ME! IT'S RAPING ME IN THE ASS! OH GOD WHY? WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
probably bad alternative caption sugesstions: "Problem, Marcus?" or "Feels good man"
To indecency, and beyond!
Woody: "You're my favourite deputy… which is why I'll need you to help me hide a body till the heat's off."
Alt. caption:
What really happened in Sid's house.
You are a sad strange little man marcus
Looks like he wants that purple trouser snake…
[puts on sunglasses]
put in his pants
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS!"
You know, I wonder what happened to him? With the newest toy story having Andy in college, how did the boy held up by toys turn out?
And how would he react if he saw Woody and Buzz again :P
thats what happened to all the new toys andy was playing with when he was a teenager
In Soviet Russia, toys rape you!
We toys can see eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeerythiiiiiiiiing…………..
It'll be 3 stars. Maximum. :|
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Best response to this picture ever. +1.
I believe that it should be done ASAP, top priority. >_>
Don't try and resist. You'll only make his Woody harder.
Chainsaws. Chainsaws everywhere.
That purple stick…
Is that what I am thinking?
OSHI-
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…not entirely related but related…
It's a lollipop…and nothing more. (-.-) Got it…? NOTHING MORE…
(DO NOT WANT)
DUDESKULL shirt. FTW.
Please Shawn, don't you know Marcus ALWAYS di-
wait wrong Marcus.
Looks like somebody's got…
*Shades*
…A Woody up their ass.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What, none of you thought of this one yet? Sheesh, do you need to go back to meme camp?
Marcus. Marcus everywhere…
Brings a whole new meaning to "Woody"
Does woody have host?
I'm sure someone already noticed this, but Reach For The Sky was something Buzz said >> Or at least I think it was.
"SOMEBODY POISONED THE WATER HOLE!"
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Revs up chainsaw* "I'LL MAKE IT BIG ENOUGH."
Incidentally, that's how I named my Duskull in my ruby Nuzlocke run.
I believe my childhood has been raped
and I am scared at what might happen next
You got to face the truth!
OBJECTURE
Oh wow. Posted within a day and already it is the highest rated submission. Thanks everyone!
"Epic Win" can't even begin to describe how fucking awesome that response was.
Trolls? Knocking down this submission from the top?
See, this is why you buy your children video games.
Video games are safe.
Still would be an improvement to Courage Kratos
It's more likely than you think.
No, it was one of his phrases from when you pulled his string. From Toy Story (the first one)
*About to light the rocket strapped to Buzz*
Sid:..3.2.1
Woody: Reach for the sky
Sid: Huh?
Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Sid: What?
Woody: Someone's poisoned the waterhole.
Either that's one big Woody, or those are some small freakin' dildos.
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I c wut u did thar…
That poor bastard stole it. Woody loves his hat and will do anything to get it back. Anything.
false, he is not using an axe
here. have an e-cookie.
me too
The claaaaaaaaaaaaw
Wait wut
I don't believe it. They ruined him. Those BASTARDS at Sunnyside FUCKED him up! DAMN YOU LOTSOOOOOOOOOO!