I’ve been hooked on this game ever since it came out! Seriously there’s no debaiting it, it’s a reel treat!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2010 · 7:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (284 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Aliens, BioWare, Cover Art, Electronic Arts, Mass Effect, Sports, Under the Sea, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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94 Responses to “BASS EFFECT 2”

  1. General_Asshat on October 26th, 2010 8:01 pm

    I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite catch on the citadel.

  2. Leo E. on October 26th, 2010 8:04 pm

    The "Cap'n" was a nice touch.

  3. BlazingBlur on October 26th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Get REEL, Bioware! All the cool kids play COD!
    (I spent 15 minutes trying to come up with a joke…)

  4. Link4all on October 26th, 2010 8:09 pm



  5. Shatman on October 26th, 2010 8:11 pm

    I'm Shatman, and these puns caused me physical pain.

  6. codemaster525 on October 26th, 2010 8:16 pm


  7. NoChorus on October 26th, 2010 8:17 pm

    I'm not sure whether to shake my head at this pun-themed submission, or applaud whoever made it on their determination to do so.

  8. vatonnage on October 26th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Is it cheating to use Biotic powers to fish?

  9. BasketGT on October 26th, 2010 8:21 pm

    I knew Microsoft would get Bioware to make a new Xbox 360 Exclusive version to keep people from playing the PS3 version! Man, Microsoft always knows how to keep their customers… take that PS3 fanboys!

    P.S. In order to prevent any possibility of this being taken seriously, I'll clarify:

  10. HeavyDDR99 on October 26th, 2010 8:32 pm

    well at least it was better than the loading screens in Mass effect one

  11. Seto_Kaiba on October 26th, 2010 8:36 pm

    I don't know which is worse, watching completely logical, rational, and otherwise "normal" human beings degrade into savages by use of the most pathetic of all entertainment: the obvious pun.


    Trying to resist the urge to do so.

  12. Alpar on October 26th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Tuna in next year for continuation of the best salamandering series, in Bass Effect 3!

  13. Zdude140 on October 26th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Blue fish sex?

  14. VideoGameGeek on October 26th, 2010 8:55 pm

    Man, I can't wait to get the new Killing Shore DLC!

  15. Crazysam10 on October 26th, 2010 9:03 pm

    Shepard causes a bit of confusion taking that fish…


  16. Axel_X on October 26th, 2010 9:03 pm

    *two seconds later*

    Sheppard: Bitch stole my fish!

  17. Kevvo on October 26th, 2010 9:03 pm

    I am the very model of a fisherman Salarian
    I've studied all the species gill-endowed and aquarian
    I'm quite good at angling
    (As a subset of biology)
    And have a nice collection of
    Bass made into cabin trophies
    My list of bait ranges from insects to invertebrarians
    I am the very model of a fisherman salarian.

    (Clears throat awkwardly)

  18. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 26th, 2010 9:10 pm

    By the Grammar Gods, Shawn just posted a pun submission!

    Everyone get to the bunker! If we get exposed too much to the pun-storm that about to hit this comment section, we'll die!

  19. BasketGT on October 26th, 2010 9:25 pm

    Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

  20. Sir_Nox on October 26th, 2010 9:33 pm

    In Bass Effect 1 we got to ride a Mako Shark, in 2 all we get is some shitty minigame where you launch probes to find worms. Holy Mackeral, Bioware needs to figure out how to make it better, not remove it and replace it with something thousands of times worse.

  21. TheRedGrunt on October 26th, 2010 9:43 pm

    This reminds me of a corny joke I heard today-

    What do you call fish poop?

    A Bass turd (think about it…)

  22. AquaLink on October 26th, 2010 9:43 pm

    sooo…has anyone tried scanning that thing yet with their i-whatever? i kinda wanna know what shows up…

  23. beebono on October 26th, 2010 9:56 pm

    Scanning the code on the fake cover brings up a Norwegian message that translates to "Happy Birthday Andreas! Yours Goggemannen"
    …yes I really scanned it with my phone shut up.

  24. Kaylem on October 26th, 2010 10:30 pm

    It's okay… i can handle it…
    *Realizes Call of Duty's initials is cod*

  25. Zyquux on October 26th, 2010 11:07 pm

    What is this?
    A punny submission that is neither Pokemon nor Team Fortress 2 related?!


  26. Judgment on October 26th, 2010 11:08 pm

    This game sounds a little fishy to me

  27. PewnyPL on October 26th, 2010 11:32 pm

    For those wondering about that QR code -- it's not relevant to this pic. What's coded there is:

    "Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
    Hilsen Goggemannen"

    Or in english (google translate):

    "Happy Birthday Andreas!
    Yours Goggemannen"

  28. strikelow on October 27th, 2010 12:00 am

    Looks like Shepard has got…..'cod' of the day…

  29. charlied23 on October 27th, 2010 12:22 am

    There will be tides of people lining up for this one, as long as Bioware stays true to the ofishal release date. But you know they'll have to find a new angle for the third game.

  30. BoxeyBrown on October 27th, 2010 1:12 am

    I heard you can recruit different partners and try catching special types of fish to gain their loyalty.

  31. AuraMaster on October 27th, 2010 1:14 am

    Combining Mass Effect with fishing? Holy mackerel!

  32. Dimomarg on October 27th, 2010 1:57 am

    What's next? Captain SHEEPard?

  33. werewolfsfury on October 27th, 2010 2:20 am

    all my joke ideas are crappie

  34. PhaseMetal on October 27th, 2010 2:21 am

    I don't know what's more sad, the fact that I found this joke so funny because of the work put into it, or that I recognize the screencaps as being from the Sega Bass Fishing series…oh Dreamcast, how I miss you.

  35. tstriker1 on October 27th, 2010 7:17 am

    You could say this game is a
    *puts on shades*


  36. chuckpebble on October 27th, 2010 7:37 am

    Day one perch!

  37. Giroro91 on October 27th, 2010 12:15 pm

    I bought this game on Stream yesterday! I highly recommend it!

  38. falco090 on October 27th, 2010 12:37 pm

    Looks like someone….

    *puts on condom*

    Has a reel problem.


  39. Missinko009 on October 27th, 2010 2:42 pm

    SHEERly, you can't be serious!?!

  40. Foxtrot on October 27th, 2010 5:09 pm

    Hmmmm… I tried using the QR-Code scanner on that QR-code in the corner. All that came up was:
    “Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
    Hilsen Goggemannen”
    Can someone please elaborate?

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