I’ve been hooked on this game ever since it came out! Seriously there’s no debaiting it, it’s a reel treat!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 26, 2010 · 7:58 PM
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I'm Commander Sheppard, and this is my favorite catch on the citadel.
The "Cap'n" was a nice touch.
Get REEL, Bioware! All the cool kids play COD!
(I spent 15 minutes trying to come up with a joke…)
*lip*
DAT BASS.
…A joke that was already made on the picture.
I'm Shatman, and these puns caused me physical pain.
There's no fish in the Presidium lake. Damn Krogan ate all of them.
inb4"Icwutudidthar"
I'm not sure whether to shake my head at this pun-themed submission, or applaud whoever made it on their determination to do so.
Is it cheating to use Biotic powers to fish?
I knew Microsoft would get Bioware to make a new Xbox 360 Exclusive version to keep people from playing the PS3 version! Man, Microsoft always knows how to keep their customers… take that PS3 fanboys!
P.S. In order to prevent any possibility of this being taken seriously, I'll clarify:
THIS IS A JOKE!!! I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT ABOUT CONSOLES WARS!!!
Well, at least his joke didn't FLOUNDER!!!
well at least it was better than the loading screens in Mass effect one
These jokes suck Bass.
I don't know which is worse, watching completely logical, rational, and otherwise "normal" human beings degrade into savages by use of the most pathetic of all entertainment: the obvious pun.
OR
Trying to resist the urge to do so.
Well carp, we're trying our best here…
It made me feel like I was on a Magicarp et ride!
Tuna in next year for continuation of the best salamandering series, in Bass Effect 3!
Blue fish sex?
Let's see you try to make a witty joke Leo E.
Man, I can't wait to get the new Killing Shore DLC!
pssst….thers fish in the marketplace….
Touch my bass, Kaiba. TOUUUUCHHH MAAAAAIIIII BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS……please.
Shepard causes a bit of confusion taking that fish…
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*two seconds later*
Sheppard: Bitch stole my fish!
I am the very model of a fisherman Salarian
I've studied all the species gill-endowed and aquarian
I'm quite good at angling
(As a subset of biology)
And have a nice collection of
Bass made into cabin trophies
My list of bait ranges from insects to invertebrarians
I am the very model of a fisherman salarian.
(Clears throat awkwardly)
TURIAN COUNCILOR: Ah yes, "fish." The short-lived race of water-bound beings allegedly waiting in the Presidium lake. We have dismissed that claim.
I'll make the jokes when I'm good and ready, not when other people try to reel me into it.
By the Grammar Gods, Shawn just posted a pun submission!
Everyone get to the bunker! If we get exposed too much to the pun-storm that about to hit this comment section, we'll die!
OBJECTION!
Salamanders are not fish.
Well this is a real SALTWATER BASSFISH.
My punbox is borked. I apologize.
So many puns.
Head = exploded.
I guess the carp…
*shades*
Just hit the fan
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I don't know Kaiba, isn't that REEL hard thing to do?
Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!
I don't even have to try, I'm drawing blanks.
Oh please. You survived getting nuked from orbit. And getting stepped on by a ZOMBIE T-Rex.
Thats just a papercut.
In Bass Effect 1 we got to ride a Mako Shark, in 2 all we get is some shitty minigame where you launch probes to find worms. Holy Mackeral, Bioware needs to figure out how to make it better, not remove it and replace it with something thousands of times worse.
Arr, talk to ye later, Doc.
Looks like that was the 'pun' that got away :D…
This reminds me of a corny joke I heard today-
What do you call fish poop?
A Bass turd (think about it…)
sooo…has anyone tried scanning that thing yet with their i-whatever? i kinda wanna know what shows up…
Scanning the code on the fake cover brings up a Norwegian message that translates to "Happy Birthday Andreas! Yours Goggemannen"
…yes I really scanned it with my phone shut up.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Proud to be here, Sir Nox.
You're already dead. And it wasn't because of puns.
TOO…MANY…PUNS…
It's okay… i can handle it…
*Realizes Call of Duty's initials is cod*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
But he said "we".
He *does* care!
I have visually identified the incident which you created.
(Am I accomplishing this correctly?)
What is this?
A punny submission that is neither Pokemon nor Team Fortress 2 related?!
BLASPHEMY!
This game sounds a little fishy to me
For those wondering about that QR code -- it's not relevant to this pic. What's coded there is:
"Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
Hilsen Goggemannen"
Or in english (google translate):
"Happy Birthday Andreas!
Yours Goggemannen"
This is a fishing game, there is no thrill in just buying a fish from somebody…or fishing in general.
Posted that in another comment (didn't notice this one before posting)
And no i-shits, most java enabled phones can do this -_-
Looks like Shepard has got…..'cod' of the day…
SEAAAhhhhhh!!
…i don't get it.
There will be tides of people lining up for this one, as long as Bioware stays true to the ofishal release date. But you know they'll have to find a new angle for the third game.
-Adds a few words-
"…in that general direction."
I heard you can recruit different partners and try catching special types of fish to gain their loyalty.
Ah, yes. Thank you, sir.
Combining Mass Effect with fishing? Holy mackerel!
-1 Troll must have struck…
But does this comment deserve help?
I'll give it anyways
+1!
Don't read to much into it, I shouldn't have even been here when I typed that.
Never a problem, fellow gentleman of league status.
-Hands Link4all a pair of shades-
((Hopefully it sends this time.))
What's next? Captain SHEEPard?
oh great now any jokes anyone else makes will seem crappie in comparison
all my joke ideas are crappie
I don't know what's more sad, the fact that I found this joke so funny because of the work put into it, or that I recognize the screencaps as being from the Sega Bass Fishing series…oh Dreamcast, how I miss you.
TOCUH MY BAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
That's our Grammar Ghost!
You could say this game is a
*puts on shades*
KEEPER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Day one perch!
But getting into a relationship with them can be pretty awkward.
All my joke ideas are CARPpie.
That's a bunch of carp.
Cod this get any better? I think not!
Wait, what does that make Mudkip? It's considered the mud fish pokemon yet, it's based off of the salamander, which is an amphibian…
HSOWA?
Seems like they might be trying the ol' bait and switch.
I bought this game on Stream yesterday! I highly recommend it!
Looks like someone….
*puts on condom*
Has a reel problem.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Crappie = type of fish. (Learned that from reading my college's newspaper)
+1 to you, sir.
Hi, Shatman.
*imagines training theme from Punch-Out!!*
N***a stole my pike!
I think some of us need to go back to school, eh skipper?
I'm no Dr. Mario, but it looks like you've got crabs. That could be the REEL problem.
SHEERly, you can't be serious!?!
Miranda is a real BASSET to the team.
…What happens when you Grammar Hammer a Grammar Nazi's ghost? I'll attempt it:
"I think you mean 'that's.'"
Hmmmm… I tried using the QR-Code scanner on that QR-code in the corner. All that came up was:
“Gratulerer med dagen Andreas!
Hilsen Goggemannen”
Can someone please elaborate?
It's just a flesh wound!
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
No, I was just procrastinating.
Carp pie? All of a sudden, I want to try making that.