Irony, Not so funny when it happens to you

Hah! You can’t say he didn’t deserve it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2010 · 11:00 PM 
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Backstab, Final Fantasy, Irony, PSP, Sneak Attack, Square Enix, Stabbey Stabbey, Swordplay

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98 Responses to “Irony”

  1. demospyro on October 22nd, 2010 11:02 pm

    He smiles because, in leather, everything feels good from behind.

  2. codemaster525 on October 22nd, 2010 11:12 pm

    Who is Scott?

  3. A_Creative_Name on October 22nd, 2010 11:18 pm

    On the contrary, it is, in fact, funny. Not hilarious, but funny.

  4. A_Creative_Name on October 22nd, 2010 11:20 pm

    What did he say!? I must know!

  5. DM1293 on October 22nd, 2010 11:25 pm

    Except chafing.

  6. DM1293 on October 22nd, 2010 11:25 pm

    "Is this a cutscene? No? Then I'm still a demigod battling you bitch."

  7. Jet_Sparrow on October 22nd, 2010 11:29 pm

    'Tis but a scratch!

  8. Davian3000 on October 22nd, 2010 11:30 pm

    Well, actually, Sephiroth is no stranger to being stabbed through with any sharp pointed object. I believe that would be his third supposedly "fatal" wound he's sustained.

  9. DM1293 on October 22nd, 2010 11:32 pm

    A SCRATCH!? YOUR HEART IS IMPALED!

  10. ExplainTheJoke on October 22nd, 2010 11:32 pm

    Irony : Not so funny.
    Period.

  11. VJoe10[8] on October 22nd, 2010 11:33 pm

    It's just a flesh wound!

  12. dekuskrub1 on October 22nd, 2010 11:36 pm

    its just a flesh wound

  13. DM1293 on October 22nd, 2010 11:47 pm

    Well…flung down into a mako reactor core ought to be fairly decisive to murdering someone.

  14. SS4FireFox on October 22nd, 2010 11:50 pm

    I can still haunt you!

  15. SS4FireFox on October 22nd, 2010 11:53 pm

    Fine line between tragedy and comedy, Tragedy is when you slip and fall down the stairs.
    Comedy is when you tie dynamite to someone and throw them down the stairs into traffic because they spilled a smoothie that made you trip and fall down the stairs.

    Fine line, honestly

  16. DM1293 on October 22nd, 2010 11:54 pm

    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SUMMON A METEOR ON ME!?

    *looks up*

    Oh. Right, carry on then.

  17. meinmattias on October 23rd, 2010 12:08 am

    What would his mother say, I wonder.

  18. demospyro on October 23rd, 2010 12:34 am

    "From that day forward, his farts never made another sound."
    *farts & wind blows*

  19. Jade Catima on October 23rd, 2010 12:40 am

    Fact: beneath those robes, Sephiroth is wearing assless chaps.

  20. CJ47 on October 23rd, 2010 1:03 am

    LOOK WHO'S CRYING NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH! NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN! YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME WAY I DID!

    I'm sorry… I don't know what came over me…

  21. AuraMaster on October 23rd, 2010 1:05 am

    YOU YELLOW BASTARD! Come back here and take what's comin' to ya! I'll cast Supernova on ya!

  22. AuraMaster on October 23rd, 2010 1:07 am

    With Aeris' last breath, she used Counter.

    It was super effective.

  23. Vosur on October 23rd, 2010 1:22 am

    Nah, I'd say Mirror Move. But boy, was it delayed quite a bit.

  24. MercenaryBlue on October 23rd, 2010 1:37 am

    Never really was on your side.

  25. Darth_Destro on October 23rd, 2010 1:46 am

    "………………………………"

    She is a severed head after all.

  26. Darth_Destro on October 23rd, 2010 1:47 am

    Where's your JENOVA now!

  27. Dimomarg on October 23rd, 2010 1:49 am

    It's not Irony if the sword is wooden!

  28. Neentendow on October 23rd, 2010 1:57 am

    He's had worse and I'm telling the truth as well.

  29. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 2:19 am

    SPELLRYUKEN!

    *Expect*

  30. Acrazymonke on October 23rd, 2010 2:20 am

    Spy creapn' around here.

  31. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 2:21 am

    Is it bad that I'm listening to "Right Behind You" on the TF2 soundtrac-*sniped.*

  32. xstationcubed on October 23rd, 2010 2:27 am

    pretty sure he did die there, then revived with Jenova cells or something. FF7's continuum confuses me sometimes. Who is it that's stabbing him in that picture anyway? exdeath?

  33. AuraMaster on October 23rd, 2010 2:39 am

    OBJECTION!

    DM1293 was adding a thought to demospyro's comment, where he states "in leather, everything feels good from behind." DM's comment was stating that chafing does not feel good in leather. As in "everything feels good from behind except chafing.

    Your spellryuken was not only unnecessary, but also unjustified. Please turn in your badge, sir.

  34. AuraMaster on October 23rd, 2010 2:42 am

    Thanks for standing still, wan--
    *BONK'd*

  35. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 2:53 am

    HOLD IT!
    I have found a contradiction in your arguement!
    I happen to like chafing. And chafing is to be expected when wearing assless chaps, no? Thus it is all a matter of opinion.

  36. JboneDRS on October 23rd, 2010 2:55 am

    followed by death, but he'll get better

  37. Spartan_Laser on October 23rd, 2010 3:03 am

    was he turned into a newt? That's the only thing that I can think of that is worse than that!

  38. MassiveDamage on October 23rd, 2010 3:06 am

    I'm a Force-a-na—
    *Natasha'd*

  39. Missinko009 on October 23rd, 2010 3:07 am

    TAKE THAT!!!
    Nobody asked you what you wanted!!! (Rule of my household, if it's good for you and you don't like it, tough beans.) If you were a good attorney, you'd be representing the possible opinion of DM1293!!!

    Also, as an addendum to AuraMaster's comment:
    Enjoying chafing? That's just plain wrong yo…still, to each his own I suppose.

  40. Missinko009 on October 23rd, 2010 3:10 am

    Nope. She was wearing a Mirror Coat.

  41. YourPalHal on October 23rd, 2010 3:18 am

    Anatomically, the heart's on the left side, not the right side. He only suffered a punctured lung, nothing worse.

  42. Zyquux on October 23rd, 2010 3:24 am

    You! Yes you! You are--
    *Hadouken'd*

  43. Vosur on October 23rd, 2010 3:24 am

    No wonder why she seemed so shiny before she was put into the water.

  44. ShadowHazuki on October 23rd, 2010 3:46 am

    I c wut u did thar. ;D

  45. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 5:31 am

    I thought she cursed Zoidberg.

  46. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 5:34 am

    Huda huda hu--
    *Sticky bomb'd*

  47. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 5:37 am

    Watch an episode of Futurama

  48. Jacotify on October 23rd, 2010 5:40 am

    nice, Family guy.

  49. AuraMaster on October 23rd, 2010 6:08 am

    They're gonna have to glue you back toge--
    *Shovel'd*

  50. FrEEz on October 23rd, 2010 6:15 am
  51. HeavyDDR99 on October 23rd, 2010 8:48 am

    aw well so well that en-
    *bricked,facepalmed, and backhanded to death*

    (Did I go to far <:3?)

  52. HeavyDDR99 on October 23rd, 2010 8:50 am

    headless, waiting to kill you because shes a goddamn bitch

  53. demospyro on October 23rd, 2010 9:57 am

    Did I go to fa-

    *ARCADE MACHINED TO DEATH*
    Lui Kang: I believe you have!

  54. demospyro on October 23rd, 2010 9:58 am

    I'M A GODDAMN TREE!!!

  55. Illius_Nakarou on October 23rd, 2010 11:17 am

    I am sephiroth! I'm invincible!!!!!

    Sephiroth always win!!!

  56. Illius_Nakarou on October 23rd, 2010 11:20 am

    Surprising since when you kill him, he appears in kingdom hearts

  57. Crazysam10 on October 23rd, 2010 12:29 pm

    Professionals have standards.

  58. Zyquux on October 23rd, 2010 1:50 pm

    Be polite.

  59. Darth_Destro on October 23rd, 2010 1:54 pm

    Except when he loses.

  60. Darth_Destro on October 23rd, 2010 1:57 pm

    Point taken.

    George Foreman: As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
    Rich Little: No argument here.

  61. penguindude42 on October 23rd, 2010 3:51 pm

    *Wah wah waaaahh…*

  62. Seto_Kaiba on October 23rd, 2010 3:56 pm

    OBJECTION!

    Mirror Coat only copies Special moves! Stabbing in melee is a Physical move. Therefore, AuraMaster was correct in stating that Aeris used Counter!

    Only Gary Fucking Oak and I can screw the rules and copy a physical move with Mirror Coat.

  63. Missinko009 on October 23rd, 2010 4:12 pm

    BUT…BUT…It's DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! It's a SPECIAL MOVE!!!

  64. Spartan_Laser on October 23rd, 2010 4:23 pm

    what if a killer rabbit shows up?

  65. Spartan_Laser on October 23rd, 2010 4:25 pm

    something about scott?

  66. HadouKirby on October 23rd, 2010 5:48 pm

    Didn't you have some other guy screw the rules in Episode 30-something?

  67. Jerenator on October 23rd, 2010 5:55 pm

    Make an educated guess.

  68. Jerenator on October 23rd, 2010 5:59 pm

    Phoenix down.
    BAM.

  69. Axel_X on October 23rd, 2010 6:21 pm

    I think this is probably the closest thing he's had to a hug yet.

  70. FrEEz on October 23rd, 2010 6:44 pm

    I would've gone for a *BA-dum-dum-PISH instead*. But that works too

  71. smartmonkey on October 23rd, 2010 6:50 pm

    Be efficient.

  72. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 6:52 pm

    "I believe you ha-"

    *hidden blade'd*

  73. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 6:54 pm

    So? Dante got stabbed at least 7 times, not counting the enviable stabs he'll suffer in the new DMC.

  74. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 6:55 pm

    Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

  75. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 6:56 pm

    So I guess he was just "knocked unconscious," then?

  76. A_Creative_Name on October 23rd, 2010 6:58 pm
  77. Seto_Kaiba on October 23rd, 2010 8:22 pm

    There's "screwing" the rules, and there's SCREWING the rules. The only other person that has screwed the rules besides me and Motherfucking Oak is my rival.

    He always cheats in his children's card games. It's like he has the power to switch bodies or something. It makes me sick, so I called him out on it: rel="nofollow">

  78. DM1293 on October 23rd, 2010 8:29 pm

    Am I not guilty yet?

  79. Zyquux on October 23rd, 2010 8:30 pm

    *neck snap'd*

  80. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:33 pm

    GUILTY! I was the judge the entire time!

  81. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:35 pm

    What about Red? He FUCKING LOVES MOUNTAINS!!

  82. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:39 pm

    Colonel! I killed the target! And now I'm going to canibalize his corpse!

    *activate OctoCamo*

    OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

    Meanwhile in the Pokemon universe…

    Red: I FUCKING LOVE MOUNTAINS!!

  83. Zyquux on October 23rd, 2010 8:44 pm

    Karma Lost

  84. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:45 pm

    What makes me a good Demoman?

  85. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:46 pm

    *backstabs Acrazysmoke*

    You got blood on my suit.

    *set aflamed*

    It would appear that I am on fire.

  86. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:53 pm

    Colonel! I've killed the target! And now I'm going to canibalize him remains.

    *activates OctoCamo*

    OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

    Meanwhile at Mt. Silver…

    Red: I FUCKING LOVE MOUNTAINS!!
    Leaf: I FUCKING LOVE BLUE MOTHERFUCKING OAK!!
    Blue MOTHERFUCKING Oak: I FUCKING LOVE ME!!

  87. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 8:57 pm

    What about Blue MOTHERFUCKING Oak's rival? Red "FUCKING LOVES" Mountains?

  88. weavileketchum on October 23rd, 2010 9:42 pm

    HOLD IT!!!

    if gary f. oak and u can scrue teh rules and use a pokemon move… (?…!)

    U SENT SEPHEROTH TO KILL AERIS! ITS THE ONLY WAY!

  89. Spartan_Laser on October 23rd, 2010 10:35 pm

    I'll go get the holy hand grenade…

  90. DM1293 on October 23rd, 2010 10:47 pm

    *holds head and crashes to desk* (NOOO! I failed myself…I failed my client….I couldn't…WAIT….THATS IT!)

    OBJECTION!!!!

    You were arguing as a prosecution! Therefore you have a bias being the plaintiff! THEREFORE YOU CANNOT RENDER A VERDICT!

    I can, however, defend myself in the court of law! TAKE THAT!

  91. Missinko009 on October 24th, 2010 11:34 am

    I guess love…HURTS.

  92. uzumakiclan43 on October 24th, 2010 12:16 pm

    Remember when Nintendo was the height of portable games and the Dreamcast was more popular than the Playstation 2, and the Xbox and Sony PSP were still years away?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers.
    Remember when Halo was just a pipe dream and Bungie was still referred to as a safety harness, and a muscularly disproportionate Cloud Strife was the most detailed use of polygons and computers, and Spyro and Crash Bandicoot were just as advanced?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers.
    Well, maybe Pepperidge Farm isn't going to remember all this forever, no sir.
    Maybe you have to go out and buy a damn bag of Milanos to keep the memories going.

  93. uzumakiclan43 on October 24th, 2010 12:20 pm

    Darth Vader: What are you going to do? ELECTROCUTE me?

    Starkiller: Maybe. Just maybe.

  94. uzumakiclan43 on October 24th, 2010 12:23 pm

    And wear heavy back armor.

  95. Miles on October 25th, 2010 9:04 am

    *ahem*
    I have a Rocket Launcher AND A Falcon Punch.
    Your entire trial is invalid

  96. uzumakiclan43 on October 25th, 2010 10:32 pm

    Sephiroth was stabbed in the back by a giant-ass sword!
    It was super effective!
    Sephiroth "fainted"!
    Trainer is all out of usable Final Fantasy characters to make another Halolz joke!



    Trainer blacked/whited out!

  97. AuraMaster on October 31st, 2010 5:18 am

    He may cheat, but at least he's not adopted.

  98. AuraMaster on October 31st, 2010 5:21 am

    George Foreman: …What?

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