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SAY NO TO SILPH CO.

I personally can’t get behind this action group. Without Silph Co. we’d have no pokéballs, and without pokeballs I’d have to go back to enslaving my pets the old fashioned way (with sticks, whips and shock collars)
I just can’t go back to that after years of convenient, hassle free slavery tools!
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SAY NO TO SILPH CO.



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 19, 2010 · 8:37 AM 
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74 Responses to “SAY NO TO SILPH CO.”

  1. bastardsweater on October 19th, 2010 8:46 am

    first.

  2. _Twitch_ on October 19th, 2010 8:58 am

    Isn’t this plasma’s agenda in the next game?
    Wow, they work fast.

  3. _Twitch_ on October 19th, 2010 8:59 am

    Isn't this plasma's agenda in B/W?
    Wow. They work fast.

  4. Doc624 on October 19th, 2010 9:08 am

    So, they want highly dangerous Pokemon roaming the streets, unrestrained by a trainer, giving them a wonderful opportunity to destroy life as we know it?

    We all saw what happened when that Charizard turned on it's trainer……..

  5. Illius_Nakarou on October 19th, 2010 9:10 am

    Yeah! who cares if their technology can see ghosts and an employee gives you a free lapras
    free the pokemon!!!

  6. Illius_Nakarou on October 19th, 2010 9:11 am

    Win +1

  7. spikkle on October 19th, 2010 9:17 am

    Come to think of it, I always wondered how Pokeballs instantly transform raging elemental animals, whose sole objective is either to destroy all your pokemon or run like hell, into your willing and obedient slaves.

  8. Caelun_Niveus on October 19th, 2010 9:21 am

    Silph CO. is illegal anyway. WHO makes all the Pokeballs in the world? I thought monolipies were no longer allowed.

  9. Neentendow on October 19th, 2010 9:23 am

    They see this: rel="nofollow">
    Just replace the words Wario with your trainer's name and replace Mario with your rival's name.

  10. Neentendow on October 19th, 2010 9:27 am

    OBJECTION!
    You can ban Silph Co. and still catch pokemon using Kurt's apricorn balls!

  11. Caelun_Niveus on October 19th, 2010 9:28 am

    Who are you objecting to?

  12. TehVortex on October 19th, 2010 9:29 am

    Porygon2s and Porygon-Zs will be ripping these posters down all over Saffron City.

  13. strayjohno on October 19th, 2010 9:29 am

    I just signed up (seriously, just now) to say that this is the single funniest thing that's happened to this site for months.

  14. Neentendow on October 19th, 2010 9:30 am

    Shawn and his comment.

  15. LegomancerLv100 on October 19th, 2010 9:40 am

    And then Team Plasma learned of the internet…

  16. Shatman on October 19th, 2010 9:40 am

    Brushie brushie brushie

  17. MasqueNoMercy on October 19th, 2010 9:46 am

    ya know what we do with animals when they are raging and out of control? we taze, tranq, or kill them… pokeballs are actually the humane solution… unless inside the pokeball is filled with tazers and tranquilizers…

  18. Sir_Nox on October 19th, 2010 9:50 am

    Double win for being a pic of Charmander on a Pokemon submission.

  19. Sir_Nox on October 19th, 2010 9:57 am

    I wanna be the slave master!
    Chorus: OF POKEMON!
    I have the skills to be-Oh, hold on a second…*Whip Cracks* What the fuck did I just get through telling you?!
    Pika-Pikac-*Whip Cracks*-CHAA!

  20. _Twitch_ on October 19th, 2010 10:04 am

    Quite the witty rebuttal, my dear boy.

  21. Darth_Destro on October 19th, 2010 10:08 am

    I, for one, feel safer at night knowing that these dangerous creatures are tightly confined in their pokeballs, in the posession of 10 year olds, instead of roaming in the tall grass outside my house.

  22. _Twitch_ on October 19th, 2010 10:19 am

    kurt's apricorn balls save them from that mumbo jumbo ;D

  23. Fearow on October 19th, 2010 10:28 am

    Victory! Something I submitted has finally been uploaded! Also, this might become a shirt if it gets enough positive votes on J!nx.

  24. Dimomarg on October 19th, 2010 10:48 am

    Right, first everyone is grateful because pokéballs provide pokemon with better living conditions than shock collars and whips, then everyone wants to go back. We're all just a bunch of sadist fucks.

  25. LegomancerLv100 on October 19th, 2010 10:58 am

    And then Team Plasma discovered the internet…

  26. MorningMoon on October 19th, 2010 11:06 am

    Your submission? and you currently have a 69 epeen?
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  27. DarthShadow91 on October 19th, 2010 11:13 am

    I believe that Devon Co. also makes Pokeballs.

  28. Missinko009 on October 19th, 2010 11:24 am

    Yeah, but they make cheap ass rehashes.

    "The Devon Corporation also developed a process to revive Pokémon from fossils. It can be assumed that this process developed independently of the one at Cinnabar Island's Labs and the one done in the Sinnoh region. (We all know they stole it, they just happen to develop the exact same method a couple years after Silph Co. goes public, yeah right)"

    Some of the products that Devon Co. has made:

    The Pokémon Speaker: allows communication with Pokémon. (We can already communicate with Pokémon just fine, when you say "Charmander use Scratch!" Charmander uses Scratch, what else do you want to say? "What do you think of the new Toyota?

    The Pokémon Transformator: turns people into Pokémon.
    (Totally did not steal that from Bill. Nope.)

    [Some of these points are based off of the anime and in game references. All taken from

  • Missinko009 on October 19th, 2010 11:32 am

    Yeah, it's bad enough we have wild Ursarings and no Zangeif robot OR human…

  • Jerenator on October 19th, 2010 11:42 am

    You forgot Whips!
    NEVER FORGET THE WHIPS

  • Jerenator on October 19th, 2010 11:47 am

    *Hotkey's picture for easy use*
    Also, +1.

  • Deep_Thought on October 19th, 2010 11:53 am

    Uncyclopedia: for when you need to be right, but don't want to put in the effort to fact check.

    (See Aeris Gainsborough Murder Trial)

    I APPROVE

  • Vosur on October 19th, 2010 12:06 pm

    These individuals just want to bust your balls. That is all.

  • MasterLuigi452 on October 19th, 2010 12:28 pm

    Pure.
    Concentrated.
    Win.

  • meinmattias on October 19th, 2010 12:56 pm

    Yes. Nobody certainly cared enough to post a picture.

  • BoxeyBrown on October 19th, 2010 1:15 pm

    But without Silph Co, who will make us master balls?

  • Axel_X on October 19th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Don't you people know anything about the economy?! If you get rid of Silph Co. you'll be forcing a lot of people out of their jobs. And I don't mean just Silph Co. employees, I mean Pokemon Trainers, Gym Leaders, heck even the Elite Four groups and Champions.

    And don't get me started on the Poke Marts. A pokeball is easier to purchase than a bottle of lemon aid at a vending machine!

    In short, you'd fuck up the entire world.

    ….then again maybe we shouldn't trust 10 year olds to have the powers of God, Time, Space, the elements, etc. at their fingertips…

  • UndeadLex on October 19th, 2010 1:28 pm

    How is it INSTITUTIONAL imprisonment?
    Pokemon trainers aren't part of some university.
    Nor do they go to school, as far as I can tell.
    They just run around in grass and go to gyms.
    Hang out in caves, by lakes, and in fog until another trainer comes by.
    They are hardly organized and aren't orderly nor governmental.

    If it is, in fact, referring to a metal hospital institution.
    And therefore is considering the pokeball itself an institution, then why aren't they getting treatment for their mental sickness?
    They're just cooped up in solitary confinement until they're released blindly onto the battle field and recalled the moment of victory or defeat.
    That's hardly rehabilitating.

    Or maybe they just already bought the rights for the name CAIS and couldn't think of what to use the I for.
    Institutional is just the wrong word.
    They need to rethink their name.

  • Zyquux on October 19th, 2010 1:48 pm

    Don't forget, verbal abuse teaches your Pokemon more moves!

  • Onecanofsprite on October 19th, 2010 2:53 pm

    The original Porygon is too busy giving japanese children epileptic children seizures. http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Soldier_Po…

  • MorningMoon on October 19th, 2010 3:13 pm

    If you don't mow the lawn often enough those animals will still be outside your house though. http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/132

  • Alpar on October 19th, 2010 3:14 pm

    *Insert FF victory fanfare here*

  • MorningMoon on October 19th, 2010 3:15 pm

    " for when you need to be right, but don't want to put in the effort to fact check. " Isn't that Wikipedia?

  • Alpar on October 19th, 2010 3:15 pm

    And when the Pokemon succeed in their rebellion…there will be an agent they have missed..one named "Kurt".

  • Jade Catima on October 19th, 2010 3:50 pm

    Hell, if I can find a Kangaskhan in my front yard, I'll never mow my grass again!

  • Spartan_Laser on October 19th, 2010 4:14 pm

    don't let abe lincoln play your pokemon red;
    he'll release all your pokemon!!!

  • Zyquux on October 19th, 2010 4:27 pm

    Not to mention a Golem!

  • Crazysam10 on October 19th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Paid for by Rocket Industries.

  • Fearow on October 19th, 2010 4:49 pm

    It's like, stuck on 69 now x_x I was at 70 once, but then it went back to 69. So I determined that Intense Debate likes this number so much, it will keep me at it for all eternity!

  • supreme_slayer on October 19th, 2010 5:39 pm

    I don't know… I'm on the fence with this. While Silph Co. has done some terrible things, they also created the Silph Scope and plenty of useful devices in our world. I can't rightfully call them bad. And even without this, when does our own reasoning come into play here? They just make the stuff, but WE use it.

  • Squikker2001 on October 19th, 2010 6:10 pm

    … and now it is gone.

  • Mentlegen on October 19th, 2010 6:13 pm

    Did anyone noticed a MAGIKARP?

    Anyway, pokemons in tall grass are no problem.

  • DM1293 on October 19th, 2010 6:32 pm

    YOUR NAME, IS PENIS!

    PENIS USED HYDRO PUMP ON MISTY!

  • Hejiru on October 19th, 2010 6:52 pm

    No fair! Apparantly something really hilarious happened here, and I cannot see it. *sulks*

  • Daifuku on October 19th, 2010 7:06 pm

    You're forgetting one thing. Daft Punk tames the savage beast. And anything else within earshot.

  • Daifuku on October 19th, 2010 7:08 pm

    " for when you need to be right, but don't want to put in the effort to fact check. "

    Isn't that the Internet?

  • shadow649 on October 19th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Flamethrower is equally effective against tall grass.

  • jrharbort on October 19th, 2010 8:34 pm

    Or you could just, you know, have that old geezer Kurt in Azalea town make you some balls from apricorns.

  • shadow649 on October 19th, 2010 8:38 pm

    Well judging from the name of it: andnotasinglefuckwasgiventhatday.jpg it sounds like…

  • Zyquux on October 19th, 2010 8:38 pm

    " for when you need to be right, but don't want to put in the effort to fact check. "

    Isn't that Halolz?

  • AuraMaster on October 19th, 2010 9:02 pm

    Narrator: Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.

    Singer: Real men of genius~

    N: Today we salute you, Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy.

    S: Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy!

    N: Mankind has always wanted to be the very best. And thanks to your invention, they can do just that without the fear of injury from deadly attacks.

    S: Don't worry, I just fainted!

    N: You even went the extra mile to prevent others from taking your hard earned catch, so all would-be thieves may as well tune up their vocal chords as you send them flying away.

    S: Blasting off again~!

    N: Only someone with pure dedication, lots of motivation, and a slight touch of insanity would be able to craft a device that could force a 12-foot, 800-pound beast into a 6-inch, 10-ounce ball, and avoid being harassed by animal rights activists.

    S: Wonder Guard ability!

    N: So congratulations, oh craftsman to the champions. I choose you, to mega kick back, and slam an ice cold Bud Light. You can use the bottle cap as a badge.

    S: Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy~!

  • smartmonkey on October 19th, 2010 10:22 pm

    Its not very effective.
    Penis have fainted.

  • Spartan_Laser on October 19th, 2010 10:33 pm

    methinks there is a troll giving out -1s

  • BasketGT on October 19th, 2010 10:56 pm

    +1 for remembering that more than ever, hour after, our work is never over.

  • MorningMoon on October 20th, 2010 12:15 am

    Oh my god.

    That article… it makes so much fucking sense…

  • meinmattias on October 20th, 2010 12:37 am

    Something about the evils of vaginae. Nothing offensive.

  • KZN02 on October 20th, 2010 2:07 am

    So what about the Devon Corporation?

  • bastardsweater on October 20th, 2010 3:08 pm

    Who would've known one simple comment can spawn so many replies (and most of them mock the commenter.)

    I'm sorry?

  • uzumakiclan43 on October 20th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Guess someone is encouraging people from Silph Co. to…

    -puts on sunglasses-

    …rage quit!

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • uzumakiclan43 on October 21st, 2010 8:27 am

    -Plasma Grunt puts poster on wall-
    Halo Announcer: Political Assassination!
    -Rocket Grunt slaps Plasma Grunt on the head for putting the poster up-
    Rocket Grunt: This is OUR city! GTFO!
    Halo Announcer: Betrayal!

  • uzumakiclan43 on October 21st, 2010 8:32 am

    Halo Announcer: BETRAYAL!

  • ComfyCushion on October 22nd, 2010 2:14 am

    This is actually up for voting at the Jinx.com Design Arcade: http://www.jinx.com/design_contest_detail.aspx?id=339
    If you’d like to have this as a tshirt, go there and vote for it to be printed!

  • JboneDRS on October 22nd, 2010 6:43 pm

    2ns amendment, the right to bear arm ( thrust )

  • Exa on December 30th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Only some pokemon are animal like. Pokemon like Bidoof, ratatta, and magikarp are more or less animals with little capacity for self awareness. However, there is a largwer population of "great 'mons" that have mental capacities similar to humans, like Gardevoir, Absol, any given legendary, and milotic. Oddly enough, in Diamond and pearl, there is a history section that stated that those pokemon were considered just other people. it even mentions intermarriage. so yeah… I'm surprised there aren't cells of pokemon revolutionaries bombing trade caravans and the like.

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