I personally can’t get behind this action group. Without Silph Co. we’d have no pokéballs, and without pokeballs I’d have to go back to enslaving my pets the old fashioned way (with sticks, whips and shock collars)
I just can’t go back to that after years of convenient, hassle free slavery tools!
By ComfyCushion, submitted by Gigz Snowe
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 19, 2010 · 8:37 AM
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first.
Isn’t this plasma’s agenda in the next game?
Wow, they work fast.
So, they want highly dangerous Pokemon roaming the streets, unrestrained by a trainer, giving them a wonderful opportunity to destroy life as we know it?
We all saw what happened when that Charizard turned on it's trainer……..
Yeah! who cares if their technology can see ghosts and an employee gives you a free lapras
free the pokemon!!!
Win +1
Come to think of it, I always wondered how Pokeballs instantly transform raging elemental animals, whose sole objective is either to destroy all your pokemon or run like hell, into your willing and obedient slaves.
Silph CO. is illegal anyway. WHO makes all the Pokeballs in the world? I thought monolipies were no longer allowed.
OBJECTION!
You can ban Silph Co. and still catch pokemon using Kurt's apricorn balls!
Porygon2s and Porygon-Zs will be ripping these posters down all over Saffron City.
I just signed up (seriously, just now) to say that this is the single funniest thing that's happened to this site for months.
And then Team Plasma learned of the internet…
Brushie brushie brushie
ya know what we do with animals when they are raging and out of control? we taze, tranq, or kill them… pokeballs are actually the humane solution… unless inside the pokeball is filled with tazers and tranquilizers…
Double win for being a pic of Charmander on a Pokemon submission.
I wanna be the slave master!
Chorus: OF POKEMON!
I have the skills to be-Oh, hold on a second…*Whip Cracks* What the fuck did I just get through telling you?!
Pika-Pikac-*Whip Cracks*-CHAA!
I, for one, feel safer at night knowing that these dangerous creatures are tightly confined in their pokeballs, in the posession of 10 year olds, instead of roaming in the tall grass outside my house.
Victory! Something I submitted has finally been uploaded! Also, this might become a shirt if it gets enough positive votes on J!nx.
Right, first everyone is grateful because pokéballs provide pokemon with better living conditions than shock collars and whips, then everyone wants to go back. We're all just a bunch of sadist fucks.
And then Team Plasma discovered the internet…
*Hotkey's picture for easy use*
Also, +1.
These individuals just want to bust your balls. That is all.
Pure.
Concentrated.
Win.
But without Silph Co, who will make us master balls?
Don't you people know anything about the economy?! If you get rid of Silph Co. you'll be forcing a lot of people out of their jobs. And I don't mean just Silph Co. employees, I mean Pokemon Trainers, Gym Leaders, heck even the Elite Four groups and Champions.
And don't get me started on the Poke Marts. A pokeball is easier to purchase than a bottle of lemon aid at a vending machine!
In short, you'd fuck up the entire world.
….then again maybe we shouldn't trust 10 year olds to have the powers of God, Time, Space, the elements, etc. at their fingertips…
How is it INSTITUTIONAL imprisonment?
Pokemon trainers aren't part of some university.
Nor do they go to school, as far as I can tell.
They just run around in grass and go to gyms.
Hang out in caves, by lakes, and in fog until another trainer comes by.
They are hardly organized and aren't orderly nor governmental.
If it is, in fact, referring to a metal hospital institution.
And therefore is considering the pokeball itself an institution, then why aren't they getting treatment for their mental sickness?
They're just cooped up in solitary confinement until they're released blindly onto the battle field and recalled the moment of victory or defeat.
That's hardly rehabilitating.
Or maybe they just already bought the rights for the name CAIS and couldn't think of what to use the I for.
Institutional is just the wrong word.
They need to rethink their name.
Don't forget, verbal abuse teaches your Pokemon more moves!
And when the Pokemon succeed in their rebellion…there will be an agent they have missed..one named "Kurt".
don't let abe lincoln play your pokemon red;
he'll release all your pokemon!!!
Paid for by Rocket Industries.
I don't know… I'm on the fence with this. While Silph Co. has done some terrible things, they also created the Silph Scope and plenty of useful devices in our world. I can't rightfully call them bad. And even without this, when does our own reasoning come into play here? They just make the stuff, but WE use it.
… and now it is gone.
YOUR NAME, IS PENIS!
PENIS USED HYDRO PUMP ON MISTY!
No fair! Apparantly something really hilarious happened here, and I cannot see it. *sulks*
You're forgetting one thing. Daft Punk tames the savage beast. And anything else within earshot.
Or you could just, you know, have that old geezer Kurt in Azalea town make you some balls from apricorns.
Narrator: Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.
Singer: Real men of genius~
N: Today we salute you, Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy.
S: Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy!
N: Mankind has always wanted to be the very best. And thanks to your invention, they can do just that without the fear of injury from deadly attacks.
S: Don't worry, I just fainted!
N: You even went the extra mile to prevent others from taking your hard earned catch, so all would-be thieves may as well tune up their vocal chords as you send them flying away.
S: Blasting off again~!
N: Only someone with pure dedication, lots of motivation, and a slight touch of insanity would be able to craft a device that could force a 12-foot, 800-pound beast into a 6-inch, 10-ounce ball, and avoid being harassed by animal rights activists.
S: Wonder Guard ability!
N: So congratulations, oh craftsman to the champions. I choose you, to mega kick back, and slam an ice cold Bud Light. You can use the bottle cap as a badge.
S: Mr. Pokeball Inventor Guy~!
methinks there is a troll giving out -1s
So what about the Devon Corporation?
Guess someone is encouraging people from Silph Co. to…
-puts on sunglasses-
…rage quit!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
-Plasma Grunt puts poster on wall-
Halo Announcer: Political Assassination!
-Rocket Grunt slaps Plasma Grunt on the head for putting the poster up-
Rocket Grunt: This is OUR city! GTFO!
Halo Announcer: Betrayal!
This is actually up for voting at the Jinx.com Design Arcade: http://www.jinx.com/design_contest_detail.aspx?id=339
If you’d like to have this as a tshirt, go there and vote for it to be printed!
2ns amendment, the right to bear arm ( thrust )
Only some pokemon are animal like. Pokemon like Bidoof, ratatta, and magikarp are more or less animals with little capacity for self awareness. However, there is a largwer population of "great 'mons" that have mental capacities similar to humans, like Gardevoir, Absol, any given legendary, and milotic. Oddly enough, in Diamond and pearl, there is a history section that stated that those pokemon were considered just other people. it even mentions intermarriage. so yeah… I'm surprised there aren't cells of pokemon revolutionaries bombing trade caravans and the like.