You guys check out Sonic 4: Episode 1 yet? The physics are pretty close to that of classic Sonic 1, 2 and 3… although as Trunks points out, they can also be a little wonky.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2010 · 11:54 AM 
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Chillaxin', Playstation, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Strike A Pose, Xbox 360

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82 Responses to “HATERS GONNA HATE”

  1. Acias on October 16th, 2010 12:00 pm


  2. Illius_Nakarou on October 16th, 2010 12:05 pm

    Looks like sonic….
    is on speed


  3. Nekiruh on October 16th, 2010 12:20 pm

    Attention forest critters! My spines make me able to defy gravity!

  4. Mythrrinthael on October 16th, 2010 12:42 pm

    I don't see anything wrong here. Might have to do with my subconscious always seeing things in relativity…

    After all, what's a little "physics issues" in a game with a protagonist who is a blue hedgehog (that runs faster than sound to boot), has a diet that consists of naught but chili dogs and rings, can use emeralds to superpower himself AND has a 9-year-old-fox-girl-turned-boy-due-to-America's-hyper-sensitivity-sidekick, hmm? (Quite a mouthful, that.)

  5. ArmyOfMidgets on October 16th, 2010 12:43 pm

    I love Sonic's face there, it's so liek he's saying
    "Come on bitch, you hate me, i gave you shit for the last decade, but you know THIS is the game that will put sonic back on top tier. You want it, you know it could be shit but you're gonna pay for PART of this game. You're gayer than Knuckles and you still want me. What are you waiting for? Download the damn game already you fucking pussy."
    And he is right.

  6. Coodoo on October 16th, 2010 12:47 pm

    We at Halolz sure do love GIFs, don't we fellas?

  7. demospyro on October 16th, 2010 1:06 pm

    Screw the rules (of physics) I'm a talkin' blue hedgehog!!

  8. BlazingBlur on October 16th, 2010 1:07 pm

    Mad Gear Zone, Act 2. I walked around a circle thing over 10 times. WALKED! I EVEN STOPPED WALKING AND BROKE THE LAWS OF GRAVITY. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

  9. El_bruno on October 16th, 2010 1:15 pm

    Screw the gravity, I have rings!

  10. Illius_Nakarou on October 16th, 2010 1:32 pm

    Don't worry sonic, you'll reach the top of that slope in 9001 years or so

  11. MasterLuigi452 on October 16th, 2010 1:46 pm

    I swear that Hedgehog can MOONWALK on a WALL!
    Yes, I've done it.

  12. GameboyPATH on October 16th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Problem, gravity?

  13. BasketGT on October 16th, 2010 2:41 pm

    Physics gonna phail.

  14. BasketGT on October 16th, 2010 2:44 pm

    Why is there so much dust there?

  15. Hejiru on October 16th, 2010 2:47 pm

    That's nothing. In the Mushroom Kingdom the clouds watch you masturbate.

  16. DM1293 on October 16th, 2010 3:07 pm


    Knuckles: "Where the HELL are my gloves at!?"

  17. AquaLink on October 16th, 2010 3:10 pm

    looks like this games physics
    are at a standstill


  18. Neentendow on October 16th, 2010 3:11 pm

    I remember hearing that this was in the 2006 Sonic the Hedgehog as well.

  19. demospyro on October 16th, 2010 3:28 pm

    TROJAN MAN!!!!

  20. Axel_X on October 16th, 2010 3:36 pm

    I thought he had soap shoes, not sticky shoes!

  21. Dimomarg on October 16th, 2010 4:11 pm

    gravity gotta… uh… I guess it's gotta do nothing

  22. dope92 on October 16th, 2010 4:20 pm

    its magic i tells ya!

  23. Arb on October 16th, 2010 4:32 pm

    That’s not Sonic defying gravity, that’s mother gaia rejecting him for the last decade of shitty games.

  24. Shatman on October 16th, 2010 5:19 pm


  25. Coodoo on October 16th, 2010 7:16 pm

    You think THIS Sonic game's physics are bad? rel="nofollow">

  26. A_Creative_Name on October 16th, 2010 7:40 pm

    Physics breaking on Sonic games.

  27. Kirbyzilla on October 16th, 2010 8:03 pm

    f*** physics, this is on the wii!

  28. NoChorus on October 16th, 2010 8:45 pm

    So Sonic's been studying Troll Physics as well.

    I guess I should expect him to have unlimited breathing soon.

  29. XPengooX64 on October 16th, 2010 10:52 pm

    Hater's my name, and hatin's my game!

    Haters are too slow!

  30. supreme_slayer on October 16th, 2010 11:38 pm

    In the immortal words of Sonic in the cartoon: "Gotta streak!". And thus, the police finally had a reason to arrest him.

  31. arpan_gupta on October 17th, 2010 4:15 am

    f***ing physics, how do they work?

  32. Ataeru on October 17th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Is it weird that Trunks looked like a girl in his sonic comic?

    *evil glare*
    *runs for life*

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