Yes, yes I am. I was indeed that asshole! You got a problem with it OLD MAN?
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Well, for your next challenge, go face "a douchebag" at the Viridian City Gym!
Soon, members of Team Rocket will surround Ethan and take him outside around back… He will never be seen again…
Call me that again, and I'll get that Suicune behind me to rape you.
…With Bubblebeam.
Environmentalists can be mean sometimes….
I think he's mad.
Damn kids & their infernal contraptions, functioning on electrical power…
All you have to do is name your Rival 'Penis' and you're all set for some good times.
Hey, he could be doing much worse on his adventures. He could be a mountainphile.
What, were you profiting from the Power Plant being down?
Then what's your excuse Oldfart?
I think you mean "a magnificent bastard"
Fuck yeah
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The trainer is an advocate and member of AFSCME. Got that asshole?
….Oh u.
Smart joke in my halolz?
Anyway, i think he is from PETA (PETP maybe?). Keeping those poor eletric pokémons feeding the energy supplies so rich people can buy cold lemonade is unacceptable!
"asshole…" no that's Silver…
of course it was me!!!
I think he means name your metapod penis. And your pidgey ass.
VGcats references; everyone's a winner.
umad?
I think you mean "a magnificent MOTHER FUCKING bastard."
Butts used Gust!
Suicune used horn attack!
wait, what!?
Hmmm… Blue is even wilier than I suspected.
Your radio tower is back up and running because of me; why are you calling me an asshole for it? Unless…
That Old man's a spy!
And it cost $350!
Oh hay, a link.
No. No! Run!
And thus did the asshole's adventures continue…
Some time later he interupted a romatic date Misty was on and forced her back to work.
*cue trollface*
*ahem*
I think you mean "purify" him.
Wailord approves.
Good idea: Stealing a pokemon professor's pokemon from his lab.
Bad idea: Beating up a thief's pokemon and fixing a region's power outage.
exactly
we think alike good sir
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Ah, Spaceballs.
Do you know what's funny?
Gary = Shigeru and Ash = Satoshi.
Shigeru = Mario and Satoshi = Pokemon.
Biggest Nintendo franchise: Mario.
Second biggest Nintendo franchise: Pokemon.
Uhappy?
Wait wha?
At least hes better than ''the retard'' that tried to fix the Power Plant's problem and made it even worse!
+1 for extremely appropriate reference.
"Are you ready to battle, ass?"
"Ugh. My name is ASH!"
Well, you certainly mounted that joke didn't you?
Huh, I guess that would make that old fogey into…
*Shades*
A bubble-butt.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Ok, yeah that was bad…
yes sir, it took a ten year old boy to finally solve all the problems that a 40 year old professional should be taking care of…
It's not a well known fact, but regardless of what region your in, no one ever gets along.
Not… really… should I be?
Rockin' it with the double meanings again, eh?
What's even better is that new move in Black & White.
Discharge.
Some people are just so ungrateful.
I think you mean it costs $400,000 to suck the electricity out of Pokemon…for twelve seconds.
Fucking power plants how do they work?
….. something with the asshole?
Discharge has been around for awhile man
Yes. Just like the spy did your mother.
I hope you're not serious.
RED Spy is in the base! Protect the radio tower!
O, I see what u did thar
burrrnnn
zomg! Ted Turner!!!
(+1 if you get the reference)
Hey I did my besssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr-
Who the hell goes to this much trouble for a Halolz submission?
it's alright bro,
we appreciate your efforts
Well shoot my dog and call me Sally.
Well, there is one other person who can take more than 3 steps… GARY FUCKING OAK!
I don't know, but you wouldn't like me when I'm angry…
Pikachu: *Sigh* "Douche…"
OBJECTION!!! It's possible that Gold is NOT the asshole that saved the Power Plant. That is why it is a question. It is because the old man is uncertain if the 10 year old truly did restore power to the Kanto Radio Station and Magnet Train. There are many trainers doing less significant things. That is why it must be confirmed. The defense rests.
LOL
Gold: "I just saved your butt from dying a horribly painful death because I restored power to the hospital that was performing open heart surgery on your stupid ass because you decided that you just HAD to have a Lemonade with your cheeseburger (made from Whitney's Miltank) and THIS is how you repay me? Won't even let me into the facility, eh? Well FINE then, Suicune, bubblebeam this bastard!!!"
Insert plug A into hole B.
It could indeed be a question and not a statement. Even rhetorical questions are still questions. Plus, in the games it actually is a question. You only see it as a statement because you do not have the proper context and might even believe he is stating the word (and not the name) "asshole".
Keep firing, asshole.
I love that movie. +1
Back in my day there were only 150 Pokemon, and that's all we needed. And we loved it!
Before I do, there is something you should know about us, Darth_Destro. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Asshole?
I'm sorry, but you are mistaking me as Grasshole.
Grounded in reality are you?
*Loads up double barrel shotgun* Okay Sally.
Indeed, Spaceballs is one of the best movies ever…
AuraMaster, AuraMaster. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Well cut my calories and call me skinny, you'd actually do that?
Amazingly, I am not affected by this link, nor anything else from said site… Ooh! Webcomics!
*Hands Juggernaut470 a zero calorie soda*
Yes, Skinny, he would.
None of the heros from the pokemon games get any credit, the rivel always does, at least until you crush his dreams
With HEART!
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What the hell am I lookin' at? When does this happen in the movie? Now. You're looking at now sir, everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed it. When? Just now. We're at now-now. Go back to then. When? Now. Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon!
151! Ye forgot mew!
metapod use harden!
metapod use string shot!
Notice the angry looking Suicune behind Gold. What's the matter old man, ya freakin' stupid?
Oak doesn't have to walk to tell you not to ride a bike indoors. He's telepathic.
Just beware of Pizza the Hutt on your adventures Gold
Then what do i do with plug P?
Well, I'm no Dr. Mario, but I'd say that it would seem to me that you have…
*Shades*
…a capital problem.
Q
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Or, maybe… just maybe
he installed a kanto/johto-wide PA system
We all doEEEEEEEERP.
Asshole am I? Well… ya I guess I am I have beaten Every trainer in my path, give them my phone number, and never visit those weaklings ever again. So… Ya.
What game is this?
And where DID you get that Suicune?
It's bad ass!